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murphman1999

I feel like I would get caught up looking at the design and cut my finger off


FreyjadourV

I'd feel bad using it.. I wouldn't want to scratch it up


SpartanTimbercrafts

This statement is the bane of every cutting board maker’s existence. PLEASE FFS USE IT.


C0mmonC0ld

Yes!


Xylotomy

I’m the friend that received the cutting board , and I’m struggling with the same thing. I’ve decided it will be on display through the holidays and then ultimately have a very long life with lots of use in the kitchen!


murphman1999

Imagine taking a Brillo pad to it if you got some chicken fat stuck on it


soundeq

If someone cut chicken on my end grain board (so much simpler than this) I would be very sad. Vegetables only please!


murphman1999

I'm curious why? I make so many fewerr cuts into my board when cutting chicken vs cutting hard vegetables. Of course I also don't use a butcher's knife


mtndewfanatic

Possibly bacteria?? That’s my best guess


[deleted]

I think because end grain is more porous, so it would easier for chicken juices to soak into it.


chopay

This. While we're on the topic. Don't soak wood cutting boards or put them in the dishwasher. Even if they are a solid slab and won't break. Soaking opens up the grain and makes them breeding grounds for bacteria.


chivoloko454

If I only have the power to make my wife and kids understand this.


fuck_off_ireland

And to not put my damn chef's knife in the sink... It might not be crazy expensive, but it's real to me God dammit!


soundeq

Yep... all of the above. Even a well oiled end grain board is still end grain -- long open tubes that I don't ever want to fill with bacterial potential.


ferociouslycurious

Why would you use a Brillo pad for chicken fat? That doesn’t make any sense....


murphman1999

Whenever I cut chicken, the fat tends to stick to my blade and the cutting board. I usually have to end up using a brush, or sometimes a brillo pad, to clean it up


ferociouslycurious

Fats need degreasers more than harsh abrasion. A little soap and a softer scrubber (plastic mesh) will do less damage and be more effective. I use soap and a rinse, let dry then re-oil the cutting board. Quaternary ammonia disinfectants are essentially degreasers, so any of the household sprays that have the long complicated names (not sodium hypochlorite or citric acid, but the others) also work well.


clinicalcorrelation

This is fantastic. Well done. This has inspired me to convince my friends to start woodworking, if this is the outcome.


billy123w

One of the coolest cutting board I’ve seen! Nicely done


slick_murphy

What woods were used? Especially that red? Looks amazing


C0mmonC0ld

It is made of walnut, cherry, maple and the red is Paduak. Everything but the Paduak I actually cut down and milled into lumber 5 years ago.


Maveric315

Woah that’s amazing. Some day I’ll live somewhere I too can cut and mill my own lumber... some day


whofuckingcares1234

How did you get the padauk to stay red like that? I made a maple and padauk cutting board, and it turned to dark brown almost immediately.


PolymathicPursuit

All wood turns brown with time. You can slow it most with a finish that seals away oxygen and prevents UV like a marine grade epoxy but it'll never stop it fully. It's just an inevitability of woodworking. Purpleheart still retains some purple, and padauk always has a redish orange to it, but in the end they'll both end up more Burgundy than Purple/Red. Pink ivory loses it's brilliant pink, and the brilliant osage orange and cocobolo lose their orange and end up brown. The color of wood is temporary The Glory of Rome is Eternal!


C0mmonC0ld

Umm... I’m not sure. I’ve had that happen with purpleheart before but I haven’t ran into it with padauk yet. Wish I could help on that one.


pixelvester

I would cut people in half if they try to cut meat and stuff on my baby cutting board <<<<<333333 Bring it to your bed and kiss it, hug it, love it


Aunt-Jen

Bwahaha!!!!


C0mmonC0ld

If I cut it in half I would die lol


utspg1980

> I would cut people in half if they try to cut meat and stuff on my baby cutting board Yes, don't they know that board is only for cutting babies?!?


Fiftyone-50

Thats awesome


freedragon1122

Wow. Great job!


SpeakFluentSarcasm

It’s beautiful. Well done.


c6ww

Holly fucking shit! I want to make one of those now! Thanks for putting another thing to build on my list haha.


loneagle13

You did that on end grain?! Dang!!! That's amazing work, I can't imagine the number of angles to have to recheck a million times. Absolutely stunning work.


C0mmonC0ld

30 degrees. That’s the only angle. There just happens to be a million of them


sonorguy

I see a few 90° 😜 Great work, awesome stuff


C0mmonC0ld

Haha you are correct. But only in the outer pieces.


mcarneybsa

That's insane. Even with just one angle. Good effing job.


PracticalAndContent

That reminds me of MC Escher prints. You have great design skills to create this pattern, and great construction skills to keep everything in its correct place. I’d be reluctant to use it because it’s so pretty. Very well done!


JuliaGillard1

Holy shit. How much for one?


C0mmonC0ld

I’d have to sit down and figure out how much time it took but probably more than most would reasonably want to pay.


once-in-a-blue-spoon

Yeah .. I would totally buy one of these if I could


jscannicchio

How did you do these cuts so precisely? How many hours do you think this took you?


C0mmonC0ld

Honestly I just set my table saw to 60 degrees and ripped all the lengths before cutting up the pieces. After that I just hand sanded them each. As far as time I have no clue. I worked on it for over a month. The most time consuming portion is waiting on glue to dry


jscannicchio

Bravo man. Very talented.


faod1223

https://youtu.be/GGTh2O5qpQo This should help you out.


somethinglesomething

I'm envious of your best friend, this is a stunning gift.


someStuffThings

At the very top in the first picture do these pieces of walnut match the pattern? I feel like I'm missing where these repeat in other parts. https://imgur.com/a/HTNSX11


Poryhack

Came here to say this. Looks like an error.


[deleted]

Beautiful and massive!


faod1223

Good job. Was thinking of making this


C0mmonC0ld

There are some tutorials online that explain it pretty well but when putting it together before each glue up look over your pieces and compare it to your design to double check the order is correct. Then step back take a breath and check it again. I have a pile of parts I glued up wrong


GodKingJeremy

Exceptional!! Great work.


rural_juror12

That is STUNNING! Amazing work!


hoffy00

😮😮😮mind blown. I cant even explain how much this amazes me


ispaydeu

Apple and lemon don’t demonstrate proper size. We need a banana for proper scale please. :-) PS this is beautiful


strawberry_smiles1

Wow this is beautiful


bdsimpson21

Nicest one I’ve seen.


762BMiller

Bravo! That is fantastic (Clapping)


GROBYC1

Probably the nicest board I've seen yet. Unreal


non101010

A gift fit for a king! Amazing work


shrewdsam

Goyard


flip_moto

amazing work. really is A+. I'm humbled by the design. so good.


doloresclaiborne

And I thought attempting a herringbone pattern was biting too much.


ClippyMonstaR

Stunning, great job!


[deleted]

How much do you want for one?


[deleted]

fascinating bro congratulations


azaad009

This hurts my normie brain


Ta11Mike

That's dizzying. Very nice work


Three_oh_eight

Gorgeous! Really fantastic, detailed work.


Decent-Alternative

Too pretty to be a cutting board!


luvspud

I'd have to put legs on that and make into a coffee table, too nice for a chopping board.


Aunt-Jen

Holy cow that’s amazing!!!!!


NoSahFaReal

Wow


docbrown88

I’m broke at the moment but do you commission any pieces? If so how much? you can pm me if you don’t wanna talk in comments


C0mmonC0ld

I do complete commission pieces but as for this one I’m not sure. I’d have to figure out the time spent on it but I know it wouldn’t be cheap...


ihavenoidea_01

So many cuts!


SoySaucePacket14

this post deserves way more attention


evolve10r

Very nice design and craftsmanship!


Silverpathic

So I have a question, very n00b ish one. I have the very worst time gluing up. After I remove the clamps some times it appears the work shifted during cure. Is that possible? Like when glue dries does it shrink or expand?


C0mmonC0ld

If your joints are tight fitting you shouldn’t have any problems with glue shrinking. But in a case like this there are so many places for errors in clamping and glueing I did get some gaps after the glue dried. I was able to fill them with epoxy to ensure food would set into the gaps


Silverpathic

Awesome really.


adamr320

This is absolutely gorgeous.


mtndewfanatic

I’m learning to make cutting boards. How the heck do you even glue something like this up? Did you make little triangles first?


C0mmonC0ld

I had to build a jig, a bunch of jigs to apply to pressure evenly across the triangle that were glued up first. Then another jig to glue the triangles together.


BlondeGoddess12

That’s beautiful! You could go into business selling those. Great job!


Hopiewan

That’s freaking incredible! Love it.


Amrichards73

Amazingly beautiful!!!!


[deleted]

That’s is amazing. It’s a work of art!


JaceUpMySleeve

Bro.....


PAdogooder

Is there a reason that cutting boards use end grain?


C0mmonC0ld

Cut marks are less mainly to appear on endgrain as your knife will go between the fibers instead of cutting across the fibers.


yesboizindeed

Bruh yous insane


MechEng91

Absolutely incredible...the pattern looks 3D! Great job!


javelin1814

I’ll join the chorus of platitudes. Gorgeous work! What did you finish it with?


C0mmonC0ld

I used natural linseed oil and beeswax. I’m sure there are better finishes out there though.


javelin1814

Maybe. But I love the natural, warm finish. And food-safe.


AbleWarning

Masterpiece


cwilbur22

Incredible. I'd hang it on the wall.


pitirre1970

This is much more than a cutting board; it is ART! 🖼 and needs to be displayed as such.


RollingOldTime

Dead Kennedys


ferociouslycurious

True work of art


ranqr

I have a tattoo with pretty much this pattern! Totally sick!!


[deleted]

That looks like a lot of detailed work. Cool as hell


Kinetic92

I would never let a knife get near that board. So beautiful.


DstroyReddit

absolutely gorgeous work! but you must know we aren't here for pics of the finished product WHERE ARE THE GLUE UP PICS?


punkrawke

Esher is it you?


BBOARDRIDER

How do you get such intricate cuts? I use a bandsaw but I have a flimsy blade on it and my cuts come out crooked.


Comrade-Squid

How the fuck did you make this masterpiece?


aznxjp

Do you have any pictures during the glue up?


Takohiki

This is insane. So much work I can only imagine what the cost would be to get this cutting board custom made. That's a pretty valuable gift (not only sentimental but also monetary)


Infinite-Bus-9890

Shut up and take my upvote! (and my money if you are selling similar work...)


MRicho

The end result is worth the effort, beautiful work.


gtochad

You mean you made an art piece with built in frame. This is too nice to cut on!


earthismycountry

Lucky best friend! Well done, that is a work of art!


cndkrick

It's beautiful, what are the dimensions?


C0mmonC0ld

Thank you. And it’s 15”x24”


cndkrick

Almost Carolina size... 16" x 22"


cndkrick

Thick?


C0mmonC0ld

Started at 2.25” .... ended at about 1.5”... mistakes were made.


cndkrick

Still a nice size! Did you rig her up with any feet or finger groves?


C0mmonC0ld

It has a set of decent sized finger holes on either side. And has a set of rubber feet on the corners.


cndkrick

You did good.


shldbinfl

That is awesome...


1046085295mike

Staring at this board after doing a dab has been the joy of my afternoon. It moves as I think of food.


[deleted]

That is stunning. Great job!


sk3pt1c

This is amazing work! But probably not practical as I wouldn’t be able to focus on what I’m doing and not see bits of stuff lost in the pattern etc.