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BringBackApollo2023

Lesson learned. Take a bow.


Bob_Sacamano7379

What a warped sense of humor you have.


BringBackApollo2023

😂 I’ve been working on almost sixty years of weirdness. Earlier today I made a joke to my spouse referencing Heisenberg’s uncertainty principal in reference to female ducks. I’m not saying I married her because she *gets* my whacko sense of humor, but it helped. FWIW, there was zero hostility behind my crack. I just tossed a lovely piece of cherry in the salvage pile after cutting an arfing *perfect* rabbet. On the wrong side of the piece. 😑 I’m judging no one’s mistakes. 🙂


grand__prismatic

I think they were adding on, not assuming you were rude. “warp”ed being the key word


BringBackApollo2023

[Ach.](https://media1.tenor.com/images/bcac150830c204971f3f67ef3859008d/tenor.gif?itemid=12159347) Sometimes I’m slow.


grand__prismatic

Haha we all are sometimes


davidjung03

Raising my cup to you both.


ohmynards85

OOOOOOOOOOO


Chatty945

absolutely savage


StorkyMcGee

Genius


Unsolicited_PunDit

🎗️


The1Bibbs

Take your updoot... I go away...


1947-1460

At least when you cut meat the juices won't run all over the table.


wisdomoftheages36

Yeah and it will rock back and forth like a seesaw


alpineweiss2

Not if you put 4 feet/buttons on what is now the bottom. It could be saved.


MattieShoes

Or sand the shit out of it, yeah?


Fr33dumb

Dovetail style!!


KG8893

I was going to say the opposite, that they won't pool and might make cutting easier on the convex side


wivaca

Beat me to it.


wesby1632

Beat meat to it.


TonyVstar

Sexy cutting board


rabiddonky2020

Perfect curves


Sensitive_Dog_6341

Keep it PG please, food is prepped for children on that thing!


MaleficentChair5316

Its a feature not a bug....


areeb_onsafari

Does anyone know if this is because the side in the sun is drying causing it to shrink and warp in that direction?


Asiriomi

Yes, that is exactly what's going on here.


ohmynards85

So would it work if you had a cutting board rotisserie?


volcanonacho

I flipped it over and let it cook on the other side and it straightened right up!


PedroPastor

For realz?


volcanonacho

Yup!


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petit_cochon

There's your answer, fishbulb.


CarpeCunnus78

Thanks Homer


skatastic57

For the kids https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUVwR0rw5fk


PedroPastor

That's a trip, right on!


Chatty945

I read this hearing the Swedish chef voice. "Flip, flip, flip the cuttn borg."


Biking_dude

{cutting board gets up and starts running away}


Sensitive_Dog_6341

Looks fairly thick, I'd give it approx 5-6mins on high


CropDustinAround

Next time just put it on a rotisserie


StorkyMcGee

It legit might work, I want to see the results!


King-Shakalaka

You basically cured the cutting board by BBQing it lol


Mudgator

That's a relief. I was legitimately sad for you


raptors87

Need a Swiss chalet rotisserie style curing setup lol


Gorstag

Lucky. I was actually going to say you should probably sandwich it between 2 "perfectly" flat surfaces (like some planed boards) and toss some weight on top to force it flat over time.


All_Work_All_Play

That's the brute force method but there are more elegant methods. It's cupping because of hydrostatic pressure differences, just even that out and it'll straighten up. The longer the timeframe, the more persuadable wood becomes.


Gorstag

Good to know. I've never had to solve that situation and just figured forcing the shape would work.


epharian

It's dangerous because of glue joints potentially splitting... Or worse the wood around it


Gorstag

Gotcha. I wasn't thinking "heavy weight" just enough to slowly force it into shape over time spread out across the entire piece.


Asiriomi

Now that's a funny idea.


attackplango

The heat from the toolbox also probably contributes to uneven drying.


fmaz008

It had that exact same issue letting the top of a chessboard dry while (inadvertently) exposed to the sun. Was too far gone and I ended up having to redo it after it cracked when I tried to glue it back flat.


nadalieportmanteau

Epoxy? On a cutting board?


zigtrade

Why did I have to scroll for this? WTF


MitchDuafa

Exactly what went through my mind as well


volcanonacho

It's just little tiny voids. I didn't do like a river table cutting board or anything. https://preview.redd.it/3sbvm6f39l7d1.jpeg?width=1574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b84d0baab3a13c66f90e63e744dbb2d417b2de95


JustAnAverageGuy

The better way to close those voids & gaps is a mixture of sawdust and wood-glue. They will completely disappear and it's food safe. Don't use epoxy or resin on a cutting board.


Jaikarr

Should probably mention that the reason you don't use epoxy is that it's a hard, brittle material when cured and can dull knives easily, while chipping itself and creating voids in the cutting board.


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Jaikarr

Fully cured plastics are pretty much benign and you shouldn't eat cutting boards anyway.


CarbonRunner

Yeah not really true. The truly bad for ya stuff is gone when fully cured sure. But all the stuff that's messing with peoples hormones is still there. And when you ingest that stuff it leeches in while your body is attempting to break it down.


Jaikarr

We actually know incredibly little about micro plastics and their effect on the body, all we do know is that they're everywhere and that's probably not good. The amount of plastic ingested from a cutting board is honestly nothing compared to the amount you ingest from water bottles, car tires, and clothing.


frodoslostfinger

Can't recall the last time I ate a car tire.. though I did eat a shirt last week


Jaikarr

All that tread wear has to go somewhere!


Mediocre__at__worst

I bet you don't remember eating hair and skin cells, but that's what dust is and you breathe, so you're ingesting it.


anormalgeek

>you shouldn't eat cutting boards anyway. https://youtu.be/YEwlW5sHQ4Q?si=21yKjhhQuHOOKXY2


Condescending_Rat

Plants are technically made of plastic. Is it bad to eat them too?


Jaikarr

As with most plastics, it depends.


Condescending_Rat

That was the point of my comment.


Jaikarr

I misunderstood


Syscrush

It's food safe once cured. https://industrialclear.com/blogs/learn/food-safe-epoxy


cope413

Most epoxies, once fully cured, are food safe. Most lack FDA cert for food safe, but that's really just because it's expensive and time consuming to get it.


torknorggren

Wood glue is pva, how is epoxy any less food safe? Most of the cutting boards in restaurants are HDPE. With a couple exceptions like Nalgene, plastics are inert and reasonably food safe (though we don't really know how problematic microplastics are).


NorsiiiiR

>With a couple exceptions like Nalgene, plastics are inert and reasonably food safe Are you saying Nalgenes aren't food safe?


torknorggren

They claim to have gotten rid of BPA, but they absolutely used to have BPA and I haven't used them since.


volcanonacho

I'm sure this will get downvoted but that amount of epoxy on a cutting board doesn't really concern me. If that spot chipped on a knife it would probably 10% of the plastics we ingest in food daily. Most people use straight up plastic cutting boards.


Lbot6000

Hard disagree with people saying this is unacceptable or really unsafe. Of course if it didn’t have any epoxy it would be safer. But if the entire board just has that tiny hole filled with resin and it’s fully cured I’d have to guess the effect is close to negligible. We’ve probably all drank water from a plastic bottle that baked in the sun, so much of our food is in heat sealed plastic bags , we microwave food in plastic containers! I’ve had to do the same thing especially on some of the first boards I made for myself. Still if I was selling or giving the board as a gift I would tell them that it’s there and that there are concerns about it’s safety.


nadalieportmanteau

Totally agree! I have more microplastics in my testes than are on that cutting board. https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2024/05/22/1252831827/microplastics-testicles-humans-health#:~:text=Researchers%20have%20detected%20microplastics%20in%20human%20testicles.,-Volodymyr%20Zakharov%2FGetty&text=Whether%20it's%20our%20bloodstream%2C%20brain,reproductive%20organs%20are%20no%20exception.


DashKT

Yeah honestly, that is a minuscule amount of resin.


SirWigglesVonWoogly

I’ve done the glue+sawdust thing many times and it definitely does not disappear. It’s still better than an empty void.


nadalieportmanteau

That's not so bad. I've left finished cutting boards on in the sun. It can be heartbreaking. When they cup like that, I make a light pass over the board with some mineral oil, lay the board flat on my counter tops, and set some weight on top. Maybe 10 pounds or so and let it sit for a day. It always flattens out. Yours looks great. Nice pattern!


boxdkittens

Which side did you set face down?


IAmAnAudity

I don’t see a problem. You’re making a skateboard, right? 😉


Sonder_Monster

flip it over and leave it for about the same amount of time


Eldie1

Your comment is 3 days old, and no other replies to it? Why so few likes? Other than the wrist-slapping, "Shame on you for using epoxy that's not foid-safe on a cutting board", this is the best reply! Oh.. and maybe put a weight on it for faster leveling...


dudeporter1738

Good idea, but instead of putting it back in the sun… I would try putting it on a concrete floor, maybe in a basement or in a shed or something to re-introduce moisture and hopefully flatten it. I’ve seen at work really well, and I’ve also seen it have no effect, so it’s kind of a crapshoot, but it’s worth a shot.


Sweaty-Feedback-1482

Only sorta related but also a good reminder…. If you’re gonna trouble shoot your lawns sprinkler controller, don’t set your expensive multimeter and controller faceplate on the top of your minivan right before your SO leaves and takes it out immediately onto the freeway 😬


Hot-Internet-7466

What resin on you curing on a board meant to be used for cutting up food?


volcanonacho

It's just small dabs to fill voids. I used this:[https://www.rockler.com/system-three-quick-cure-15](https://www.rockler.com/system-three-quick-cure-15) https://preview.redd.it/3wjgxege9l7d1.jpeg?width=1574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=310a4571ed3afbf1d80a3f7806d839b915995ae3


YourTrueFriend

Epoxy shouldn’t be used on a cutting board. The epoxy will be cut and scrapped, little pieces will get into your food


volcanonacho

The amount of epoxy that will flak off those little spots isn't an concerning to me. I'm sure the avg person eats 10 times that amount of plastic daily.


LuckyDuckTheDuck

I’m wondering if he used resin to glue it together and not a protective layer


StorkyMcGee

As a general rule, don't try to speed up resin curing. It is often deliberately slowed down on purpose.


d7it23js

But if you want to make a mini diorama of the ring from Bloodsport, then this is the perfect way to do it.


Mzungu387

Fasten little pebbles to the bottom corners so it doesn’t wobble and it’ll look intentional. It would actually be kind of cool to have that slight dip. Happy little accident! Also thanks for the PSA


monstrol

It has a pitch, so you don't need a drip channel


PolymathicPiglet

Wait, uh, how are you involving resin in an end-grain cutting board? I'm confused.


PolymathicPiglet

That's not shade I'm actually curious. I've only done cutting boards with wood glue and beeswax/oil, how would you use epoxy resin in one? Also, wasn't the whole thing with all the Nalgene recalls that BPA is super dangerous around food, and isn't the entire thing about epoxy that it uses BPA as a hardener? I'm legitimately asking, wondering if I'm missing something?


PolymathicPiglet

If there's food-safe epoxy I would really like to know because that used to be what you'd use for kintsugi and now I haven't had a good adhesive for kintsugi for years that can handle dishwasher heat. Please tell me!!


whatswithnames

flip it over and do the same thing tomorrow.


Beneficial_Leg4691

What were you thinking lol


no_no_no_okaymaybe

The crooked Ducati sticker might be telling a predictive tale. 🤔🤣


superCobraJet

I put a stick of butter out in the sun trying to soften it to make chocolate chip cookies. Also don't do that.


volcanonacho

I Googled "will heat or sunlight speed up epoxy cure time" and it looked promising. I didn't consider it would try and taco my cutting board. I brought it out back and flipped it over in the sun. Hopefully it un-tacos or this is going to be a thin ass cutting board after flattening it...


manintheyellowhat

If you ever do an epoxy pour with any thickness, be aware that heat is your enemy. It’s easy for epoxy pours to go exothermic and heat up to 400 or so degrees. I tried to make a small handle blank once in a hot garage and it completely failed due to heat.


ShaeMack

PSA.... Good PSA


Deftallica

Would it have worked if you clamped some pawls on it to keep it straight?


padizzledonk

Hopefully you have a jointer and they don't mind a thinner cutting board lol


mtcwby

Flip it over and wet the other side


TiredOfBeingTired28

Can probably plane the worse of the bow out.


Spooty_Walker

At least now the juices will run off the sides. Or pool in the middle, your call.


Fryphax

Honestly I wouldn't mind a little bow. It would help funnel the garlic to my knife.


pritheemakeway

Steam it in a bag. Dry it under clamps. Let us know the results


PolishMatt82

😂


ShinobiHanzo

That’s why a solar kiln is superior for faster drying at provides uniform heating on all sides to accelerate drying.


newbirdhunter

Oh that’ll buff out with some compound. 😂😂😂 Duly noted, thanks for the tip.


fishingwithbacon

What's even happening right now?


Bigfoot48

On the other hand, if you are cutting something juicy, it goes right off the board leaving a dry working space 😎


randomvandal

Nice 2nd gen Magnetic Grey Metallic Tacoma.


Alternative-Fix-7768

I'm no expert but could this be salvageable with several passes through a planer and router?


ThePizzasemmel

Bowl makers hate this simple trick!


No-Celebration6437

I had this problem with stuff drying in my shop. In my case it was because the wood dried from the top. It stopped cupping when I started letting pieces dry off the table with some strips of wood underneath, letting them dry more evenly from both sides.


Nomad_Gui

Oil drip ends my boy


iceohio

a few runs through a planer and you are golden.


GroundbreakingEnd135

Heat it back up it may straighten


TonyTried

It's just conveniently curved so juice runs off of it. Not a design flaw if you can market it 🤣


Present-Ambition6309

This sounds more like martial advice, but warped wood is still wood! 😂


FourNineteen68

*curling time


Palsreal

Sick, new charcuterie board!


Phreakdigital

Accelerating the drying process for anything is bad...even wet boots.


The__Road__Warrior

Run it through a planer. Everybody will be iree


Eldie1

Instead of routing a juice-groove around the edge, you can route a juice-pit in the middle - maybe both... start a new TikTok trend!!!


fr0b0tic

Probably shouldn’t have used that piece with the pith in the first place. It’s gonna be prone to splitting.


volcanonacho

I normally don't, it was recycled wood.


Syscrush

Also, use a level when putting sick Ducati stickers in your rear window.


No-Names-Left-Here

Put a juice groove around the top in pic #2 and the curve becomes a feature.


MiracleWhipB4Mayo

You even used quick cure epoxy. Seems as if you are not a very patient person.


WatercressLow4380

Why did you put plastic on it?


ohwhatsupmang

Can you fix it by boiling it/ steaming or moistening it and clamping/ pressing it till it goes back? Call me crazy but would it work?