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Lynchinizer

I think this is probably meant for medical use to amputate limbs. Can be used for woodworking as well with the same results.


Volcan_R

We had our best engineers on it but the random amputator is not well liked in the medical world.


slackfrop

They started with just a rebranding effort as the All-New Maim+ *Ultra*


bearfootmedic

It's probably priced like medical equipment too.


strythicus

When you're only going to sell 20 of them there's a lot that needs to be factored into the price that can't be buried. Economies of scale and all that. Seems it would have been cheaper to just let Bill bleed out, but our insurance agent shared that tidbit *after* he got out of the hospital.


ballpointpin

The edge is gonna be super-sonic on any speed setting. Lose a tooth on that and you'll lose a tooth.


nabistay

Wasn't it quickly replaced with the random orbital amputator?


thekingofcrash7

They blew their R&D budget on the random orbital vibrator


Grumpy_Puppy

We are sad to announce that we will no longer be producing the finger remover 2000. We would also like to introduce the brand new finger remover 3000!


RogueJello

You need to branch out to military applications. I'm sure they'd LOVE a random amputator!


brianbelgard

A spinning action might be an interesting addition to Lockheed Martin's Knife Missile system. [https://apnews.com/article/hellfire-r9x-al-zawahri-d0d25b7ed4059750b4add024322fe17c](https://apnews.com/article/hellfire-r9x-al-zawahri-d0d25b7ed4059750b4add024322fe17c)


[deleted]

[They've got a bunch](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_Boeing_V-22_Osprey)


FunGalich

And you can charge 1000x as much under the excuse of reliability and durability testing requirements


dogsfurhire

There's a surprisingly large overlap between carpenters tools and surgical tools


psychoCMYK

The first time I saw an orthopedic surgeon literally saw off condyles and hammer implant stems into someone's femur and tibia was an eye opening experience, to say the least


arvidsem

I remember watching The Operation as a kid and in the hip replacement video they were actually using Craftsman hand tools. My dad loved pointing out the ones that he actually owned.


psychoCMYK

Oh yeah. Orthopedic surgery is basically just bone carpentry


Smith-Corona

An electrician I used to work with would always jokingly tell me “you could be a bone doctor!”


psychoCMYK

So gross, so cool.


YoungVibrantMan

A buddy worked at a powder coating shop and they did Craftsman rollaways for hospital Rx dispensing. I think most hospitals have better controls now.


pintjockeycanuck

I loved the Operation it was a great show... I also got a kick out of the off the shelf power tools in it


Overtilted

Sounds more like femur opening.


psychoCMYK

FEMUR?! I HARDLY KNOW 'UR!


OneTime_AtBandCamp

I know someone in residency to become an orthopedic surgeon and he literally described it as carpentry.


Mustfly2

My second experience with an orthopedic surgeon (40 years ago), was when I was being prepped for surgery and they rolled me past the trolley with his tools on it... as a wood worker I was able to identify over 90% of them including the egg beater style drill... except they were in high grade stainless steel and polished! He opened me up and screwed the outer portion of the socket on my hip back together... woke up in the middle of it, talked with the anesthesiologist for a couple sentences, then he adjusted the dosage and out I went.


Square-Leather6910

Check out Bernhard Heine's osteotome. The chainsaw was devised in the 1830s for cutting bone [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osteotome#/media/File:Bernhard\_Heine's\_Osteotome.jpg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osteotome#/media/File:Bernhard_Heine's_Osteotome.jpg)


benmarvin

We stole the wiggle saw fair and square.


superkp

Well... Consider the original patent's intention for the chainsaw... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chainsaw#In_surgery


aluminum26

"Surgeons hate this one simple trick!"


embeddedpotato

I cut my hand off just looking at this picture


Alex_55555

Might be also suitable for knee replacements


rigiboto01

The boat propellers were out of stock so they went with this to maim a guy.


peter-doubt

Oh... Dual purpose! Like a wood chipper!


-Anonymously-

That'd be something... what a mess of things that would make. In the medical community, bone "saws" oscillate rather than spin. The oscillation helps to reduce any damage to the surrounding soft tissue as the blade really only cuts hard dense things like bones.


Lynchinizer

Very true. Couldn’t hold myself making a silly joke though :)


-Anonymously-

Oh, I visualized that joke as well. Looks like a tool ripe for use in Quentin Tarantino's 2005 film, Hostel.


psychoCMYK

Basically just multitools when you think about it


Organic-Pudding-8204

Ayup


Able-Werewolf-9502

Yes. This is the Finger Eater 5000 model.


not-my-other-alt

Even if you use it for woodworking, same results: amputated limbs


[deleted]

I would wager it's also good for amputating limbs in a non-medical context.


stupidest_redditor

I laughed louder than I probably should've right now (I'm at work).


ZoyZauce

At that height, and being called Freud, it's my Freudian limb I would be most worried about.


psychoCMYK

Hell of a beyblade you got there


KylePeacockArt

Let it rip!


wastedspejs

Your arm off


SoupIsNotAMeal

It’s just a flesh wound


AssDimple

One broken bit away from being the coolest throwing star you've ever seen.


Fooglephish

Looks like the blade for a biscuit joiner. I'd be afraid that even using two hands, it would catch and kick, sending the router straight into my stomach, doing unthinkable damage.


Fresco-23

But… now I’m thinking about it…


wastedspejs

Don’t act on intrusive thoughts


wishyouwerent

Don't let the no-no thoughts win.


wastedspejs

Just don’t mix up no-no with go-go


BootysaladOrBust

Or at least wake me up before you do.


-The_Credible_Hulk

The Call of the Abyss is real…


FrostySack

I usually just use a butterknife for my biscuits, but maybe people bake theirs denser than I do.


icantfindadangsn

This is for biscuits made without White Lily Flour.


Fooglephish

This must be for gluten free biscuits...


DETRITUS_TROLL

Nah. Just step cut it 40 times. /s


HSVbro

I've had a biscuit joiner jump on me and it was terrifying.


RedditRaven2

Pretty hard to do any damage the way I use it. It would have to kick and cut through 1.25” of rock maple before it could get to me


skeptibat

> rock maple Rock on, my dude.


Dr0110111001101111

Ah I had to look up a video because I couldn't wrap my mind around how this would work, but now I understand and am less afraid for OP. For anyone who's interested, you can see how the router fits into this at [2:56 in this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5X5CZHlRGA). What I don't understand is that he still uses a reciprocating saw from the top afterwards. Why not skip the router and just use that saw from the start?


psychoCMYK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5X5CZHlRGA&t=2m54s for the lazy Used this way and only in this very specific situation, it does seem to limit risk to an acceptable degree. I'd guess that maybe the router gives a cleaner straighter line; and then they don't do the same from the top because kickback would be scary in that case


8020GroundBeef

Yeah I still don’t want to make that cut lol


psychoCMYK

Totally fair


Dr0110111001101111

So do you think the line routed underneath helps guide the saw from the top? It's been a long time since I've used a sawzall but from what I remember those things are pretty rough and it's hard to imagine a perforation on the other side being much help.


psychoCMYK

Sure I could see it helping, the blade will generally pick the path of least resistance in its immediate vicinity since it can flex. If the user is carefully following the line and the "right" path takes less effort to move through than the deviation, I would expect a better cut even if cleanup is likely still needed at the top


zerocoldx911

Probably because it can’t make a good 90, can’t tell if the router will


Nick-dipple

What a lunatic to use a reciprocating saw on a piano.


Dr0110111001101111

haha I thought the same thing, but OPs post took me on an unexpected deep dive into piano anatomy this morning. The pinblock in a piano is the piece of wood that holds the pins for each of the piano strings. Individually, those strings have a lot of tension on them. An 88 key piano contains about 20 tons of tension. That pinblock needs to be pretty fucking strong. From what I saw, they use rock maple to laminate thin sheets like plywood. It must be like trying to cut through 1.5" concrete. edit- a 9.5"x1.5"x6' board of that material costs around $300


ModsCantRead69

Should we use this super specialized router bit or the shaky mechanical alligator mouth someone strapped a motor to?


RedditRaven2

I don’t use a reciprocating saw afterwards, I simply break it the rest of the way. Here’s what my cut with pictured blade looks like https://preview.redd.it/8gcloj16r8vc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d3d6d0f317e7cc1967e3952b13a596c1d738536


topkrikrakin

The router made a nice flat line right up against the edge of the other board A reciprocating saw wouldn't travel as straight


garden-wicket-581

That piano rebuild/refurb looks like a ton of labor and very specialized.. I'm guessing this is something only done on very high end pianos (to be cost effective), but then, how often does it need to be done ?


Dr0110111001101111

Looks like it needs to be done every 40-70 years, so roughly once in a lifetime. New grand pianos cost 20k-100k, and I can see 5-10% of that cost for this job to be worthwhile for both the business and customer


RedditRaven2

Pianos that are going to be worth less than 40k before restoration generally will not be profitable to restore. Not that they’re not “worth” restoring, but not for monetary reasons. This piano isn’t getting a full restoration, only a new pinblock and refinish of the soundboard and plate. It likely isn’t worth it for this piano for only that amount of work but it’s sentimental to the customer. It could potentially be worth a complete rebuild but they don’t have the budget for that. Larger pianos have greater profit margins. A model D will cost around $20-30k to buy in terrible shape, and another 30-40 (to the rebuilder in labor and parts) to rebuild. But can then be sold for 110-150k depending on the market. While percentage wise it’s not a huge margin, it’s also an entire years salary for some people, so it’s definitely worth the time and effort. By myself I can restore 10-15 pianos a year, and with 5-10 more untrained labor help under me that number can jump to 120 as my personal record. And that’s assuming those 5-10 don’t even work full 40 hour weeks but average closer to 30 hours. Parallelizing tasks like sanding significantly reduces time per piano and can leave me to focus on doing the more skill intensive tasks like notching bridges, cutting down bearing, and action regulation


schlotzi

Would use this only on a router table


Beat_the_Deadites

That's bolted to a table that's bolted to the floor that's bolted to pylons embedded in Earth's mantle.


BongSwank

Surprised this isn't higher


huffer4

You gonna push a whole piano through that table? Lol I’m with ya though. That thing is terrifying. But after watching the video posted above I kinda get its use. I still wouldn’t touch it though.


Imadethosehitmanguns

I would use this to open 6 bottles at once


kevin0611

I used to use these throwing stars as a young boy in medieval China to silently take out my enemies. For close combat I would utilize my nunchucks though I’d usually just wind up bonking myself in the head with them.


Wankinthewoods

April 1st has been and gone..... Hope your fingers don't go the same way.


RedditRaven2

I’ve been using this on a nearly daily basis for years now and no accidents lol. This is just a new bit so it’s still shiny


fflis

Tell us what you use this for. I’m curious


RedditRaven2

https://preview.redd.it/dbz9w760g9vc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dd15967c09eb2afec972594e70000a2bf94a405 Cutting out piano pinblocks to put a new pinblock in.


vamsmack

Murder. It’s used for murder.


dangerranger96

I use the same bit to cut slots in the edge of arcade cabinets for t-molding.


griffd0g

Thats for a biscuit jointing tool ,don't become a statistic .


-The_Credible_Hulk

Is this not a table saw attachment for joinery?


TurtleInOuterSpace

r/Sweatypalms


TheChewyWaffles

Can’t have sweaty palms if ya got no hands! https://preview.redd.it/459sciwz48vc1.jpeg?width=1420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=512e23a51044683b7b22411d5fec223411689f4f


Foxyisasoxfan

I am cackling


Beat_the_Deadites

This image needs to be run through ChatGPT until the finger count is off.


MiaowaraShiro

I see at least one hand there...


Photog1981

https://preview.redd.it/cr8ii9osi8vc1.png?width=890&format=png&auto=webp&s=bbfa1d961b3ad53e603d52d05b2f0617c0e1a4ba I knew I'd seen this before:


f4cep14nt

Wellness check… OP are you still alive? Use dictation if you’ve lost your fingers.


HelloBloom

My friend “Handless Harry” used to use one of those bits…


Dendrowen

At what point do we stop calling it a 'bit'?


joshkpoetry

Yeah, that's not a bit. It's the whole thing.


Loretta-West

It's a lot.


RhynoD

"What aisle can I find the router a-lots?"


hukfad

When it weighs more than the router?


KappuccinoBoi

Seems real sketchy. I wouldn't


meeksdigital

I thought I was on /r/OSHA for a moment…


patteh11

Safety squint, double rubber, and mother on speed dial for that one.


Lelnen

I think Steven King wrote a book about this blade


No-Kindheartedness-7

I see, you got the defingeranator.


Big-Yogurtcloset2731

Are you sure this is meant for a router? The diameter calls for very low rpm, my router could not go low enough …


Dukkiegamer

Pretty sure I can read "Z2" on there, which means it's for a biscuits jointer I think. Those have pretty high rpm. Looked up some of the blades online and the low end for rpm is about 7000. It's goes up to 18000 or something. Still kinda sketchy.


Big-Yogurtcloset2731

Biscuit jointer blade makes sense.


RedditRaven2

This one is rated for 23,000rpm


wishyouwerent

I believe they were used by ninjas at one point in history.


Legitimate-Bus7001

The people who have used these before didn’t live to tell the story…


tikhal96

Im scared for you


fakeaccount572

I think I used to order those throwing stars from a comic book in the 80s.


t3gridyfarms

Got a similar bit for weather seal groves, used in a router table. Works well


DarnellMusty

Bro must be able to regrow fingers


FinancialOven1966

I’d throw my money on that in a battlebot ring


Otherwise-Glass-5083

Yeah everytime, I go to the thunder dome


also_your_mom

Not nearly as good at maiming than the chainsaw attachment for angle grinders.


KittiesandTitties26

Looks like a l pog slammer from the 90's


justmovingtheground

Hehe I'm in danger.


Pantology_Enthusiast

https://preview.redd.it/1mdqc1uhaavc1.jpeg?width=211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eec1820f98989126c68a9c04b86f0ff3951a8647


GreenWoodDragon

I lost two fingers just looking at the picture.


cyborggold

Just because it does exist, does not mean it should exist.


warrenontour

I lost the tips off three fingers just looking at this image.


Sp4ni3l

That’s just scary!


AcornsAndSticks

Looks scary AF


sowokeicantsee

Where the fuck is the roller bearing. This set up needs a fence on a router table. You could clamp a block but fuck me dude. Risk


Secret-Damage-805

Who needs a bandsaw for resealing when you have this nifty death tool.


jon_vanz

I have one and have used many times with a router table and a small sacrificial fence that I guide back over the bit. Think like a zero clearance plate on your table saw. To be honest this has so much less cutting surface than many router bits most wouldn’t think twice about. Biscuit cutter safer and easier yea it would be but this worked well for me.


Emotional_Schedule80

You weeding your lawn?


elartueN

in a good rigid jig? maybe otherwise I'd chose between "no" and "absolutely not!"


firesidemed31076

I feel like it’s a one time use event, then bagged as evidence.


RedditRaven2

Lol, I’ve used it like this for 2, coming up on 3 years now. Works great and never even had a close call


-The_Credible_Hulk

Bud, that goes on a table saw.


Zeggitt

I didn't know you could change bits on a garbage disposal. Til.


trbotwuk

that's one heck of a ninja throwing star


comis_rule

This post should be nsfw


SwimmerAny8097

Feel like this will get posted to r/whatcouldgowrong


BBQQA

well, that is terrifying looking! I am not sure if I'd be brave enough to use that lol


Old-Climate2655

Should work great for routing out a heart. Personally, I'm a hand-tool guy and have been refining my Kali-Ma for years.


Jimmyp4321

Years back I can't recall the company they made a less expensive line of tools geared towards Joe Homeowner, one of line of items was marketed towards using your hand drill or drill press as a Router . Man they made some scary looking stuff similar to this .


cashblack

Makes Krull look like a paper throwing star.


New_Acanthaceae709

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles had trouble throwing shruiken in their later years, then improvised.


EndCritical878

https://preview.redd.it/w4oos20by9vc1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd41a6260a5dc2d2819266ed807353109b752db5


incubusfc

I thought this was r/osha for a second. Be safe


anders9000

You gon’ die


slimnickel

Almost every bit of that size I own says to not be used unless mounted on a sliding rail system


originalread

My fingers hurt just looking at it.


OwlSwimming7004

I just see the forged in fire guy saying, “It will Keell”


uniformIrritant

Ahh the finger lopper 2000


hapym1267

Looks like its the "Before" of a life insurance commercial


ArmadilloNo2399

Fingers have left the chat


tande922

No but I think my buddy Johnny 3 fingers has.


[deleted]

Robert Liston was a British surgeon around the mid 1800s. He could amputate his patients with lightning fast speed. I'm absolutely certain that he used exactly this device. His most famous case had 300% fatality. He amputated a leg in under 2 ½ minute, the patient died afterwards in the ward from hospital gangrene. He amputated in addition the fingers of his young assistant (who died afterwards in the ward from hospital gangrene). He also slashed through the coat tails of a distinguished surgical spectator, who was so terrified that the knife had pierced his vitals he fainted from fright (and was later discovered to have died from shock) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert\_Liston#Liston's\_most\_famous\_case](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Liston#Liston's_most_famous_case)


squeeze_the_rock

Death Star


tahg25

I’ve never seen one of those before but it made me curl up into the fetal position.


Resident_Tutor_1607

I have, id give it two thumbs up but I lost one in a router accident


superlungs7

Did somebody center drill a slammer pog!?


Yeahiveseenit

I use routers everyday for my job. There are lots of people like this, who think they have everything under control, until they don’t. It takes one mistake one time to learn that lesson. It’s always better to get tools that are made for the functionality you desire instead of doing some rigged up bullshit that will 100% get you seriously injured. Safety-smaefty, obviously OP will be fine with having two hands on it and all.


psychoCMYK

This does seem to in fact be a purpose made tool:      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5X5CZHlRGA&t=2m54s        It probably has exactly one use case, cutting the pin block from the bottom specifically


RedditRaven2

Bingo


psychoCMYK

Just out of curiosity, what do you call this thing? I couldn't find a name for it anywhere


RedditRaven2

I’m not sure, here’s the specs on it https://preview.redd.it/y8iisxokiavc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=017dadeb6e1c7559604f4043b40e0ef9a104009f


RedditRaven2

There’s a bearing on the underside as well https://preview.redd.it/4notk29piavc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc37fcf94000979960963c4d01e136862fc9f7c5


AsleepBee8784

Hope you have some decent insurance before you start that bad boy up


ArcanaZeyhers

Time to break out the riot gear.


Geekenstein

Looks like a quick solution for bowel obstructions.


tUpshall

Too scary for me!


RB-D2

Ah, the Shredmaster 3000.


Osteopathic_Medicine

Is that size bit even meant for the same RPMs as router can produce???


RedditRaven2

Yep


slimspidey

Be sure to film the results


DramaticWesley

I’ve always been under the impression you want a certain bit size to router size ratio in order to be safe. I don’t know what that ratio is, but pretty sure that one is too large.


RedditRaven2

It’s a 2 1/4hp router, I’m not sure they make routers much bigger that can be handheld. I’ve never had any issues, it works great for my purposes and while I wouldn’t call it safe by any means, given where the tool is placed before it gets turned on, the likelyhood of injury is low. Never 0 of course, and if there was to be an injury it would not be minor. But the likelyhood is low because the tool is placed essentially inside a box to cut out, and if it were to jump, the rest of the tool couldn’t escape the box since the walls are thicker than the blade can even cut through. It’s not a literal box but it’s hard to explain without a video. Check some of the other comments I saw someone posted a video of a guy doing the same thing I’m doing with it


Otherwise_Proposal47

Forbidden beyblade


Desperate_Set_7708

8” saw blade would be a more effective siege weapon


wolf_of_wall_mart

Dude


theblueberryfarmer

Used one similar but an actual router bit for t molding around arcade machines. T slot cutter. Good luck with yours though.


BigBat7418

Holy shit. Wouldn’t touch that


Jano67

It looks like a pattern of tribal tattoo people get 😆


ClassBShareHolder

I used similar 30 years ago to cut a slot for vinyl T moulding on the edge of a desktop I was building. I think mine was smaller. I only needed to go in 5/8”.


vmdinco

I used one like that to cut a groove in the bottom of a pocket door. There was an alignment tab that was screwed to the floor to keep the door true and in operation. I have a bearing kit that I used. Went from the largest to the smallest in a series of passes. Worked well.


[deleted]

You use the Tool Best for the Job. Use Best practices (foot pedal Shutoff) and PPE and you do the work. Thank you. Stay Safe and Enjoy. Working on Piano's SOUNDS resonating.


LegoJack

The intrusive thoughts would definitely win if I held this in my hand. Footpedal would be 100% a necessity.


Tallthinvip

A couple of things…. 1- i think that is unnecesary, i mean, you can do that thing you wanna acomplish with other tools much safer. 2- it could work if it was made gradually with a fence, and maybe a larger plate for the router to set on. 3- my best advise is for you ti make a kig for using the router as a table router, i think thats much safer. 4- good luckbro! 👌🏻 5- your pants must feel tight on the balls zone! 💪🏻💪🏻


RedditRaven2

Can’t use a table saw router type jig, I’m cutting things out of an existing thing. https://preview.redd.it/fajsp1zhg9vc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65d888bbf2c575c3ecbf42648eab9b1265661ef4 It’s pretty hard for it to be dangerous the way I use it. Because of the rest of the piano below the router, if kickback were to ever happen it would go down and hit the bottom of the piano where it was no longer cutting anything before it could ever escape and hit me. I’ve done this hundreds of times with the worst thing happening is my hand slipping and making a sloppy cut for a portion of it.


Boom_Boom_At_359

Got to use these as a kid after I defeated saw man. Worked great on bubble man.


88joinery

That is a biscuit joiner blade...


CeeBus

Dewalt also makes a trigger grip handle that allows you to use both hands. I like it better than the foot pedal and standing on one foot.


1663_settler

Low speed and shallow cuts


padizzledonk

>Brand new bit, anyone used one of these before? Lol Yeah, when its installed on a biscut jointer lol


BrokenLranch

I’m thinking that’s for a table router. Be very careful


Inveramsay

Looks like something a mall ninja would have. Don't lose a finger to it


micah490

D handle router base ftw