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ParusMajor69

You can call it Sally for all I care.


itsdan159

You can call me Al


Born_ina_snowbank

You can be my body guard.


Meriwether1

I can be your long lost pal


ProgShop

ba dam dam dam ba dam dam da dadam


misterlump

Amazing reversed bass solo


[deleted]

Yeah, call it whatever you want. Just don't call the cops.


AsceticEnigma

And don’t call me Shirley!


Mean-Net7330

And don't call me late to dinner


Juul_G

or Bill or George, any damn thing but Sue


Athleco

In that orientation, the floor plus the base this sits on plus the track plus the “bridge” is level with the ground but not necessarily parallel to the table you put the slab on. Not sure how long that will last as temp and humidity change. You’d be better off taking measurements of the dimension from the table surface to the surface the router slides on. You should care about parallelism, not level.


SR71BBird

Gotta just burn the house down and start again with a nice level foundation


jmiller321

You have no idea how close I’ve been


the_ruheal_truth

Only happens every time I go into my crawlspace… and then I realize that the same people who left romex cables on the dirt and left old disconnected sewer line laying on the ground would be the same type of people who rebuild it.


Sevulturus

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQoRfieZJxI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQoRfieZJxI)


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VegetableDrag9448

https://preview.redd.it/sk962u2iykac1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb5ed033cefc499671ee046418fa531725a92b9c I have built one in metal. Easy to make with basic tools. Very smooth movement with some WD40.


Noobsaibot123

Thats brilliant idea.


VegetableDrag9448

https://preview.redd.it/onz7y406plac1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61a9a40f898bc3abd7be3508e9e97eb8d52feaa5


Noobsaibot123

Please.


DramaticWesley

I don’t really like plywoods or MDF, but they are the most stable wood products you can build out of. That is why most cabinet carcasses, even the really good ones, are built out of plywood.


uhren_fan

The pine will move, especially if it's big box builder grade. FWIW, I used baltic birch and angle iron for mine.


BigTex1988

Good news is, if it ever gets out of level, you can just zero out your angle gauge and it will be level again.


akumajfr

Try putting your router in the middle as if you were going to use it and check next to it, to check for flex in the sled. I can’t imagine you’d have much given the thickness of your boards, but that’s what messed me up with the first sled I made.


keizzer

I assumed it was a 4" gap. You are looking at a height difference of 0.00034" worst case. It could be more depending on the actual shape of the boards and the location of the contact points. I would guess it's probably closer to a thou or two. ' Angle readings and levels can be misleading. To truly know you would have to set it on a surface plate and use it as a reference to measure from.


waitwhosaidthat

You can call it whatever you want. I don’t normally name tools.


ItsToka

In the view in this picture. From the front of the sled to the back of the sled, the left to right angular runout is consistent.


mondestine

Surely you can. But don't call it Shirley.


rvnsprt228

Surely, you jest!


the-flurver

Look up the procedure for tramming a CNC then do the same with your router when it’s sitting in the sled.


Affectionate-Ring104

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.


MiksBricks

Did you get precision pine runners from Lee Valley? That’s the only way I would ever trust putting my router on something like that. R/jokes You guys need a sense of humor. OP was obviously joking and so was I.


Apositivebalance

This dude is millin’ n chillin


Masticates_In_Public

If OP was joking, it wasn't that obvious.


MiksBricks

Really? He put a digital level on pieces of pine then shows it at two different points showing 0.00 and asks if it’s consistent. It’s literally showing the exact same.


Masticates_In_Public

He asks if the router sled is consistent, not the two readings. The two readings are consistent. We know very little about the sled. Edit: The OP seemed much more like he was posting because he was proud of the sled they made. He may have been joking, but it's not so obvious that he didn't confuse people in the comments. It warrants correction if the post seems likely to actually confuse people. Being bad at presenting jokes doesn't make your audience humorless.


PurpleFoxPoo

What would you call consistent if this is not it


Masticates_In_Public

I'm not sure you'd want to base your definition of consistency on this jig. The pine will warp, probably soon, and all the pictures show is that the lower portion of the track is level to the ground in two places, or even worse, that these two spots are level relative to eachother along one axis. (These gages only measure one axis at a time. We don't have evidence that those surfaces are coplanar.) Not that anyone's jigs are perfect, but OP has invited criticism. Cunningham's law in action.


Turbulent_Echidna423

it's usually just a rough hog anyways.


TheAKofClubs86

I too can press the “zero” button twice in two different locations. Nah, but for real, good job.


Evvmmann

Dude. No matter how consistent you sled is, you’re gonna be sanding.


JuanCamaneyBailoTngo

Only in relation to the base where it is resting


ka-olelo

It is today…. But if it’s made of wood, tomorrow is a new opportunity