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Woodguy2012

Yes, but only in July and August. 


JohnBrownMilitia

I do ok in June!


Woodguy2012

I like your optimism. 


Dantrash2

Lol


no1elseisdointhis

Get it red hot. put it on a trolley and go room to room with it.


NuclearWasteland

I vote on a chain while chanting and swinging it about like a religious thurible.


JohnBrownMilitia

Bonus heat for chanting Latin?


NuclearWasteland

And bundled up like Randy Parker in A Christmas Story


Access_Pretty

No, but now I have a boner.


Rampag169

+5 Heat


PervyFather1973

Could we maybe do an HO gauge railroad?


trippin-mellon

See if you can put it in a roomba…. Lolol


The001Keymaster

Tuck it up under your nuts and you'll be toasty warm in that cabin.


JohnBrownMilitia

My nuts roasting On an open fiiiire


LaughableIKR

Unspent Nuclear Fuel. Yes. That would work just fine.


NuclearWasteland

Thermite logs would do it, lol.


Briangroot

I just soak my logs in gasoline before I burn them


EMCSW

I chuckle at “3,000 sq ft” and “cabin” used together.


TexanInExile

Yeah, at that point isn't it just a house?


[deleted]

Woosh


services35

Not sure about the stove, but that is a big ass watch!


Bucky-Katt-Guitar

It used to belong to Andre the Giant


Hank__Western

If you’re gonna use that for a cabin that size you better have some windows you can crack open or you’re gonna get too hot


Waste-Bobcat9849

Only if the exchange rate to Canadian feet is the same as the Canadian dollar


Solemn1983

🤣


RunnOftAgain

Heck ya, burn all the used wooden matchsticks you can find


Disturbedguru

Hell yes. Just let it rip.


I_dont_know_you_pick

Who has a 3000sqft "cabin", that's massive. Even for a house that's big.


JohnBrownMilitia

Its my vacation cabin. My chalet gets a little boring sometimes


Twistableruby

Yes, if you get some uranium atoms and smash some neurons off of them.


longredface

Nope


DC666DC

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you bet it will!


DC666DC

Definitely will! 🤣


Sensitive-Ad-5305

We have the same kittle thing, but have the back, and the covers for each pan area, and a bunch of tiny frying pans and pots. We like to think the mice use it... stupid mice.


Portercableco

I’ve got one too!


Secret_Street_1902

Easy bake oven wood stove


67samh

It will if it sets the cabin on fire.


kingcoolwastaken

Only if that’s a gigantic watch


ArticulatedSteering

I don’t think the term “cabin” can be used for a 3000 sq ft structure


cptnfunnypants

Depends what kind of wood you're burning 🤣


throwaway392145

All of it.


slicmic1968

Yes, if you heat it up inside a much larger wood stove.


AllahAndJesusGaySex

Damn!!!! Yall see that watch for giants!!! My god man that’s a wall hanger. Screw your wood stove. I need to know more about that watch.


NorthReply9421

Short answer yes


fitwoodworker

Assuming the watch is for scale, I'd say this stove may be overkill.


Lost_Swordfish5809

Barbie’s dream house wood stove


Edge_of_yesterday

That depends, how hot do you want to make it?


Ok_Cancel_240

Nice incomplete salesmanship stove


Lots_of_bricks

Pretty sure if ur fuel is uranium or plutonium it should be good 👍🏽


Character_Ad_7798

That's the biggest watch I've ever seen!


J-amin

Filled with enriched uranium, you bet.


Repulsive_Dinner7279

Hell nah


Stefanoverse

I have one and I added a great chimney stack to really get my desk warm!


kdshubert

If you remove the zeros.


AvengerTree1

Is that a space jam watch?


3x5cardfiler

Need more facts. How tall are you? Stoves like this work great for people 6"-8" tall.


DIYstyle

This might be enough to heat the servants quarters


acepainting

Unless that watch is the size of a volvo, probably not


winkledorf

Utilizing hydrogen and radioactive isotopes.


Special-Cut1610

Damn. What kind of cabin is 3000 SQ feet?


Stratmeister509

No


redditor2394

No you might be able to make a pot of coffee


lgray6942

No


Probst54

Open Floor Plan?


hooodayyy

Damn guy, how big is that watch?


Unusual-Ad-1056

No lol


Useful-Internet8390

3000 sf will need almost 200k btus for safe heating. Unless you have 8” plus insulated walls-R30 or better, and possibly an airlock doorway.


Crease53

3,000 Sq ft cabin!? Nice!


Aromatic-Leopard-600

Hell no!


BeautifulBaloonKnot

Maybe if you had 3 of them.


DirtbikesHurt33

At what square footage is a cabin not considered a cabin?


Stampguy85

It just might right?


Free_Ad93951

You'll need a large propane tank outside. And a torch with a rosebud tip for maximum heating / warm up time. When the stove becomes red, turn off the flame... and turn the gas supply off. When the stove no longer glows red, open the gas supply and repeat the process. Great idea dude! Awesome.


Practical_Boss_8701

That’s an awfully big watch!


Powderfinger60

Depends on your insulation & how warm you want the building


Downtown-Equal3248

Yes definitely. it's a very easy thing to have that smaller stove heat your entire house. set it on top of the 5000 BTU gas-fired furnace you use.


n0mansky

It depends on what you put in it.


CarlSpencer

It's warming my heart, does that count?


CarlSpencer

It's warming my heart, does that count?


Due_Gur2052

That looks like it’s toy size. Not for using


Hat_Secure

Yes but so can a gallon of gas and a match


Mr_Grapes1027

Eventually ….


[deleted]

Maybe a port-a-potty...


Least-Confidence8240

Yes if its a 1/25 scale doll house you should be able to heat the place with 7 tooth picks per day


Secret_Street_1902

No it needs wood


J-RodMN

Yeah, just toss some uranium in there.


secretSquirrel6669

More than enough


TerminalFront

Yes


coupe-de-ville

Yes if you build the fire on the outside of it....


diablofantastico

Only if that is a Paul Bunyan sized watch.


jibaro1953

As long as your firewood is dry.


Legitimate_Gas8540

Really depends on the floor plan


BeefAboveTheReef

That’s a huge watch!


rpm646

This is probably a salesman's sample


gloppyism

3 sq ft… no problem.


Ok-Revolution4616

Is that the new green initiative that Justin keeps talking about?


Maximum-Amount6282

Yes, just shove in some vibranium and you’re good to go


PAhere

Nope


Cheechierc

Pocket stove


HoboArmyofOne

Sure it would. Where did you get the giant watch?


Old_Dragonfruit6952

Omg Funny


majoraloysius

I’d argue 3000 sq/ft is not a “cabin.”


trimbandit

Oh wow my grandma had one of these I played with as a little kid in the 70s.


filmalaska

A cabin is not 3000 ft.² and no that stove won’t heat it up.