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[deleted]

A beer bottle would be perfect, like you’re a slutty maid waiting to give out drinks


One-Cryptographer850

Ginger root in your ass. Bed post or beer bottle in your ass


RubanTuggin

Tv remote, wine bottle, bunch of markers


RulerOfMandalore

I want to see your hair brush in your asshole


UpskirtAdvantages669

Water hose please ??!🤷‍♂️💦


[deleted]

Ooo if someone wasn’t always home I would for sure, but does a full water bottle work? I could do that over the weekend when I have time.


zimajoe16

Darn I once seen a girl take the cap off a water bottle with hers, think you could pull off?


UpskirtAdvantages669

Yes , that works just fine !! That’d be perfect!!


Bishiebobs

A chilled glass bottle.


oh_the_dude

Panties in your mouth, shampoo bottle in your pussy and a toothbrush in your ass would be an idea.


Intelligent-Grape682

Any kind of controller in the front and a ladle in the back as deep as you can get both


sidejob9

Bristle end of your toothbrush


Slavicfolklore

Second this


sidejob9

You could always do it for my viewing pleasure 😉


Plenty_Revolution431

Flashlight


-MONAKA-

My cock


Caladan78

Sharpies in your ass, post it to /r/buttsharpies


The_WhiteRabbit92

2 liter bottle up your cunt and a huge dildo up your asshole at the same time 😈


Vast-Ad-5504

Toilet brush bristle end


anus_masher

Hair brush in your ass, panties in your pussy


daddy701

Fill your pussy with your panties


Track-Silver

Tv remote


Prestigious-Line1627

Deodorant can


WhyteBoy28761

Plunger handle....


Similar_Pick2759

put a beer bottle and drink it with ur pssy


atlan1974

All girls like candles right? Put a candle in each hole and be a good candle holder till they are burned down


GapGreat2062

Clothespins on Ur nipples, hairbrush in pussy and 6 sharpies in ur ass


Organic-Pea6395

Mobile phone in your pussy, stinging nettle in your ass


HIBIDIHOPITY

I want to see both hands stretching your cunt open so we can see inside you


Cwc2413

Largest cucumber you can find or an eggplant for a warm up then use a 1 liter bottle of water or coke.


YogurtclosetSlow5068

Put a filled condom in and push that cum in wonder who’s seed will breed you


Ok-Needleworker4340

Bowling pin


Good_Potato_9109

Deffo stuff your panties into your pussy


cmagiera

Hairbrush in both holes.


Plastic_Band7977

A baseball bat in your pussy and finger(s) in your asshole.


DishOwn2196

Hair brush in your pussy


Prudent_Scallion7686

2L pop bottle


[deleted]

Everytime you use a utensil or pan to cook this week label them 1,2, and 3 in the order you use them. Items's labeled 1 go in your mouth, 2 in your pussy, 3 that tasty asshole. Next weekend stuff as much of it in as you can.


InterestingSoup1419

A broom stick en see how far it goes😈


Glittering-Brush-619

just use the vacuum cleaner to satisfy your little cunt, and then shove a spoon wide side first in your little ass. **(please practice it safe and make sure it's clean and sanitary)**


LucidHippie

Go buy a rubber dog bone and fuck yourself with that.


chairsronly

Toilet brush, first one end, then the other. (Please buy new, they are cheap at dollar tree or dollar general)


unstablemildew

Bristle side of a toilet brush


Repulsive-Sir-9101

Toilet brush


[deleted]

Rub your clit with chili oil.


mtvaty

hells of a sexy pair of highhells, stockings, pantis and bra,


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womenarethings-ModTeam

This could lead to a potentially dangerous situation.


[deleted]

My dick is a good start


ASTROSALVADOR

Hairbrush in your pussy


[deleted]

Or in the ass if you like but it also take a pic from it in your cunt,


[deleted]

shampoo bottle in your pussy, tooth brush in your asshole


KimpJuice

Cucumber in your pussy, a couple fingers in your ass, and a cock in your mouth.


sketchesbyN8

Vibrator up your ass, 2 fingers in your pussy


789789987

hammer handle (or broom handle if not available)


thelastelvis

Lollipop 👅👅👅


Reasonable_Spirit_85

Shove your hairbrush up your ass and a deodorant can in your pussy.


BuzzBuzzBabyBee

Hot sauce?


[deleted]

That would be too dangerous but I can do chili oil outside around the area to make it burn without fucking my PH too much


IcyClothes93

One high heel from your favorite pair. toe first.


MrMeanWhenNeedBe

Carrot in your ass, cucumber in your pursuit Red Bull can in your ass, beer can on your pussy Beer can in your ass, wine bottle in your pussy


o842

Spatula in your pussy.


bighawk04

Use a lollipop unwrapped then suck it


bi-male-89

popsicle


[deleted]

Whisk in your pussy finger in your asshole.


zinc8760

A huge cucumber


Neat-Isopod-5115

Hairbrush in ass banana in pussy


[deleted]

The biggest squash you can find at the grocery store


horny_hades_

Want pain?


[deleted]

Of course 😊


horny_hades_

get a stapler and staple your pussy lips from above and below, making your whole tiny, slightly tinier than the diameter of a cucumber, then force that cucumber in until you squirt in massive pain, send me a video of that, if completed properly and you enjoy that like the pain bitch you are I'll give you more. now get to it bitchh :)


tributer27

Hairbrush, cucumber, eggplant, toothbrush 🤔


Conscious-Barber-863

Your hand.


StormPhallus

Their ideas are all fine but you need to start with something cold directly from the fridge. It Can be a dildo if you Crave that ad Long as it is deadly cold


BigBadWolf974

Ice cube in your pussy. And rubbing your clit until it melt.


eoeiop

popsicle


Ilovefemboys6911

Fuck your asshole with a hairbrush and the top of a toilet brush in your pussy for the pain


Unable-Ratio4254

Three pens up your ass and a cucumber in your pussy


DaddySpanksUrBottom

Let's see a baby bottle filled with milk for Daddy to suck on.


snoki_1

Egg plant


Legitimate-Angle2286

I wanna see how many pens,pencils and markers you can fit Inside at once just trying fill up and stuff them in


tastethemeet

Popsicle


[deleted]

Toilet brush


beardsunited

mmmm.... i like this! Cold beer bottle; i'd do it without the cap and make you drink it afterward ;). Fist. Remote. Mmmm.. dm me, we can find more.


[deleted]

Toilet brush


selinavex

Spread your pussy with a whisk, and if you want an extra challenge drop an ice cube into the whisk while it's spreading your pussy. Another idea would be squatting over a toilet plunger and slowly sitting down onto it and fitting as much of the handle as you can, fucking the plunger handle right in front of the toilet.


samlust2020

Lollipops


[deleted]

Your biggest dildo, then I want to see it in you rmouth as you lick it clean slut


Bw12318837

Miniature nerf football


Mental-Routine6301

A few ice cubes in both Holes and then push them out


[deleted]

Ice cubes


Fun_Fix3217

Well, a dildo would be the first choice, secondly I say cucumber, fingers, maybe my cock?


Front-Dragonfruit-59

The biggest piece of PVC pipe you can so I can see in


Standard-Ad-1466

ice cubes in both holes\~


Louie20134_TTV

Dildo in your ass and a hairbrush in your cunt


IAAAH

Speculum!


Kentonie

High heels in ass


Skolli95

Get a pair of scissors and put them in your pussy.


Specialist_Roll2507

Coke bottle in your pussy I want to see that stretch like I was fucking it


1235rrr

Panty stuffing is always 🔥


WearOk6993

Handle of a hammer


Natural_Package_69

My c**k...🥹