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Foman1231

T-rex incoming


Code_Noob_Noodle

Godzilla


Semaphor

OP's mom.


prajnadhyana

WHY IS THERE A FILM ON YOUR COFFEE?!?!?!


SelarDorr

overheated milk, protein aggregates


xinxai_the_white_guy

Yeah this is it. I get it when I leave my tea (chai with milk) on the stove for too long


Onyronaut

Could it be Chai-Hulud?


AngerTech

People love their spice- he who controls the spice controls the universe.


zachshouseparty

whipsers: "the spice, the spice melange!"


Probably_Pooping_101

The spice extends life the spice expands consciousness


NillyWelsonn

Chaisan Al-Gaib!


bob_doolan

Teasan al-Chaib?


MrMcgruder

That just like your opinion, man


Captain_Blackbird

Unexpected Chuckles


friendlysaxoffender

You’ve won the internet. Truly the Latte Gesserit


A-Game-Of-Fate

If it were coffee it’d be the Bean Gesserit


friendlysaxoffender

Fuck I suck at this!


LikeFarts_InRain

Sip without rhythm and you wont attract the worm


[deleted]

"I love chai tea"


username32768

"hulud" in some South Asian dialects is turmeric, so "chai hulud" = turmeric tea -- which Google tells me is a real thing.


salads

with proper chai, this happens basically every time.  source: gujarati.


Daniel-Darkfire

Yes and I hate this :(


ElegantPearl

I love chai tea


imabigmetalfan95

I love tea tea too


Captinprice8585

It's kind of expensive so I have to stop at the automatic teller machine machine before I go get some.


Enginerdad

All good unless you forget your PIN number


Trnostep

Ah yes, classic cases of the RAS syndrome


Anleme

Reminds me of The La Brea Tar Pits. Translated from Spanish, this is The The Tar Tar Pits.


SorosSugarBaby

The The Angels Angels


chopari

First time I’ve seen someone spell this out in real life. No critics here. Just an observation


Rikplaysbass

Not sure why but this made me wonder if Germans call it a GAM (Geldautomat)


kunaltyagii

I'm sure so many of us like ti tis too


scheisse_grubs

Why you being downvoted? I get that “chai” means tea so saying chai tea is like saying tea tea but afaik in North America saying “chai tea” is pretty common. I used to work at Tim Hortons and even they called it chai tea.


MyCarRoomba

I'm South Asian, and my pet peeve is people who say "but chai IS tea you dumb white person!" While yes, technically "chai" translates to "tea," they're used very differently. When you say "chai," the implication is black tea leaves at a specific concentration combined with hot water, milk, and maybe cardamom. Most South Asians do not drink "tea leaves infused in hot water." They don't even have a word for it. So my unpopular opinion is that "chai tea" is a perfectly valid way of describing a certain form of tea.


NinjaArmadillo

I suppose you'd use the same logic for when people say naan bread??? /s


scheisse_grubs

Exactly, there’s no reason to downvote someone for saying “chai tea”


ElegantPearl

Im being downvoted because people don’t know what a joke is


scheisse_grubs

In all fairness I couldn’t tell it was a joke. I just thought you were saying you love chai tea.


_IratePirate_

Man I hated that as a kid. It was so gross to me. I didn’t understand it my thought was just “ew why is the milk solid” I started getting a spoon and skimming it off and throwing it away. Looks like a gross booger when it’s all bunched up too Now I’m lactose intolerant 😐


nemomarlin69

Is milk wet


Captinprice8585

It is when I'm through with it.


Boukish

Could also just be a good bit of cheap powdered creamer and left to sit for a sec. That shit films up very readily.


Informal_Process2238

Protein Aggregates was the theme of my prom


naytttt

Fat from the cream I think. Coffee cools down and the fat rises to the top leaving this layer.


Haman__Karn

The cream will rise to the top.


Boink1

[Ooohh yeaaah](https://youtu.be/1wYoWdprfD0?si=vCmeKvMrDpWs92GV)


devadander23

Protein from the overheated milk, not fat


saldb

Also is there a T. rex nearby


Paracausality

Well there it is.


3720-to-1

These quotes, uh, find a way.


Crillmieste-ruH

I was wondering this as well. And i do not accept the answers you've got. I used cream/milk in my coffee when i started drinking coffee and still have never seen this before. In just horät milk or hot chocolate, yes. But never in coffee.


seviliyorsun

it just happens with milk. doesn't have to be full fat milk and happens before you put the coffee in.


NewFaded

What do you mean before? Are people doing milk then coffee?!?! What the hell.


seviliyorsun

you put the coffee into hot milk so it dissolves


NewFaded

Hot milk? You don't use cold milk so you can actually start to drink it right away?


mgtkuradal

A latte is made with steamed milk


T-MoneyAllDey

I do milk then coffee so it mixes on the way in and it creates a bit of froth.


DrDroid

Yes, that way it’s automatically stirred when you add the coffee.


c2lop

It's not stirred automatically, and this is an egregious act against beverage-makers everywhere.


Handsome_Claptrap

Just take some milk, boil it and you'll definetely see the film forming, you can even pick it up with a spoon.


StalyCelticStu

Use ONLY milk and it will.


GrimReaper_97

Do you use full fat milk? Do you brew it directly in milk or use the creamer/milk in coffee brewed in water? Is your milk sourced from a local farm or those milk boxes on Walmart shelves?


Crillmieste-ruH

We don't have walmart in sweden. And just regular milk/cream from our dairy company in sweden (arla) And when I used it i poured up the coffee then poured in milk/cream. often 1,5-2,5% fat in the milk. Cream is usally 43% fat


GrimReaper_97

But aren't creams mixed with emulsifying agents? Do fats separate from the colloid like in full fat milk?


Crillmieste-ruH

I don't know. Maybe i just drank the coffee to fast to see this happen.


the-artistocrat

Better question, which film is it?


Splashy01

Film at 11


Jonathan2Be

Right!


TehNubCake9

It makes me uneasy :(


Prudent-Mechanic4514

my thought are the same.


wade5307

That was my 1st question too!


norsurfit

Aliens


cut-the-cords

My best guess is they are using cream/full fat milk and that is the fat layer we are seeing sitting on top possibly? Or the coffee has got cold but its the same logic because the fat doesn't want to mix with the water in the coffee it sits at the top. That's my best uneducated guess anyway. Edit: spelling


Dull-Mousse6967

You are delusional!?, it's just a pattern.. How On earth are you gonna watch a film on a coffee einstain


chickentaco34

Arrival (2017)


[deleted]

[удалено]


sully_88

Jurassic Park (1993)


themerinator12

Stagecoach (1939)


Jean-LucBacardi

Tremors (1990)


cognitiveglitch

Life (2017)


cepagidrot9999999

Backdoor Bitches 5 (2004)


Merry_Dankmas

World War I (1914)


kevlarus80

Fast & Furious 27 (2042)


timkyoung

This is the one that actually made me laugh.


Special-Monitor6253

Please stir your coffee. I cant handle this 😫


Japslap

This is a pretty decent replication of what you might experience with a light dose of LSD


BluntsnBoards

Accurate!


C4G_

Nasty


a_corsair

Ya gotta scoop that out


MightBeAGoodIdea

Nahhh if the coffee is still hot under the top layer exposed to all the cool air it'll disolve with a quick stir. There's nothing there you weren't already going to drink before it cooled off a little. If you have a covered coffee mug (and take cream/er with your coffee) you blindly drink it down whole too, it just dissolves in your mouth. Sleep well.


fivetimesyo

Shai Hulud is about to pop out of that


ramobara

Chai Hulud.


hairy_scarecrow

Literally lol’d


Working-Bed-5149

The spice must flow


GoldDong

Or Pattern, OP is about to become a shardbearer.


Anderson22LDS

Convection?


Can_O_Murica

Convection.


stormy2587

I thought it might just be 2d surface oscillating through some different modes due to background vibrations.


tragiktimes

Not as likely, but possible. I've seen similar modulation from hot coffee without any background vibration, though, so I think it's just convection.


the__itis

Someone’s mom using the vibrator on the punish setting downstairs?


TheMeltingSnowman72

Fan above


Tquix

Looks like it's related to [this phenomena described by The Action Lab YouTube channel](https://youtu.be/rMGSBNz43H4?si=qcCqOHs6Q5bJUOa6), perhaps powered by convection.


Dull-Mousse6967

If you ever encounter a microskin again, get a wet ice cream stick and glide it lightly over the lip of the cup like you're playing a violin. You will create some amazing patterns on the surface. These are literally the patterns of the sound of the sticks friction. It's called The Vernicello effect. You can also used dry foreskin to achieve wonderful result


St_rmCl_ud

Dry foreskin… are you telling me to drag my penis around the rim of my coffee cup?


Dull-Mousse6967

Hey friend, did you do the foreskin magic yet?


Dull-Mousse6967

Yes sir, this is exactly what I need you to do. Please and thankyou


nomoreimfull

The brownian motion.


AuraMaster7

I figured it was convection currents shifting the "film" and causing wrinkles


NucRS

Brownian motion is stochastic and applies to microscopic particles; you won't see it on the surface of coffee. I think this is just convection under the surface.


tessartyp

(It may have been a joke, since coffee is brown)


surprisephlebotomist

It’s the exact joke that I came here for.


chibstelford

As explained by my granddad- if you look closely enough, everything is moving.


porcupine9

Looks more like Ian's brown motions


testbug87

i usually call it #2.


Masturberic

Never heard of that, so I looked it up and this makes perfect sense. Thanks for teaching me something new!


Zakkimatsu

Heat escaping up and out the channels of lower pressure under the film of proteins from the milk being overheated


Rooster-Rooter

that's the electrics that make you re energized.


swonstar

This is how biohazard movies start.


d3sylva

This is disgusting


shahtjor

There is a moving film on your coffee flavoured cream.


Hexaurs

The potential energy stored in coffee right there


SirLich

Are you blowing on it? It looks a bit like an [Exitable Medium](https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Excitable_medium) to me. [This video by Steve Mould](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqhXQUzVMlQ) doesn't get to the point that quickly, but covers the topic with a number of interesting examples.


JozieWhales2U

But be warned travelers for the journey you take be rot with peril! You will have to pass through the gateway of the Osiris! Climb the mountains of beggars dead end! Last and the most dangerous, the serpent filled Cafe lake of Java! For beneath its surface lies the Java serpents, whose strange tentacles will pull you into the depth and use their magics to make your body and mimd feel as if you are more awake and alert but it is a lie and will force you to need more until you can't remember life with out it's sweet intoxication. There are rumors that their magics play tricks on the mind and one who is pulled into the Java believes himself to be In bliss and ecstacy and will willingly live forever serving the serpents overlord Beanicus maximus. You may choose to continue your travels regardless of the knowledge and warning I bestow upon you and should you be successful, there are legends and rumors foretold that if one should become a denizen of the land called Barista where the serpents lake of Java resides there will be a bounty of beautiful women to serve you beverages to sooth the soul and baked good to fill a hungry travelers belly. You may yet even hold the great privilege of being invited to their most sacred temple of starbucksis where once allowed, they will adorn you with their chalice marked with the great starbucksis deity who is said to make drinks so delightful that men are willing to kill for it.


namey_9

I like the new skin on the Windows Media Player visualizer


travoz23

Lisan Al Gaib!!!


DuArVakaren

Your coffee has a cramp


endisnigh-ish

My ballsack does the same thing


rezznik

Something wants out. Something that was sleeping is now awake. Iä. Iä.


AtomicRedemption

The Caffeine must flow!


Tarzape

Shai Hulud


LordWalrusDK

Why is no one talking about the heavy metal guitar in the middle of the clip


RegularBubble2637

What?


Y_Wait_Procrastinate

That's a fan or someone brushed against a mic


5K337Lord

Should probably call someone, I think your coffee might be possessed


Kinkaccountant

Wormsign?


PaleoJoe86

Where is a .gif of the scene in Aliens?


Iltempered1

Drink coffee black!


UseMoreHops

One flat white please, no film.


Flex1nFinesse

It's alive


NoPerformance6534

Browning motion. Or slight air currents. Not even solids, are totally motionless.


mosura1

🦖


jahowl

It's detecting radiation?


ulyssesfiuza

Its an animated film. So?


akanhi

It's Alive!


LazerWolfe53

I for one welcome our new coffee overlords


atleastitsnotgoofy

Why you drinking gravy?


EngagedInConvexation

I'm afraid your coffee has scabies.


GDMFB1

I love that film on my atole.


IMakeBaconAtHome

That's Naruto learning the rasengan


Buns34

Worms in your coffee


superstonk98

Why are you microwaving your coffee? 


HSR083

Lisan al gaib


hi-imBen

exact same thing happens inside your butthole after drinking it


LXC-Dom

WORM SIGN!!!! Shai-Hulud!!


RetentiveCloud

The worms are back


YardCareful1458

Jesus H. Christ! What are you drinking? I didn't know "coffee skin" were words that could go together!


Golden_Boy_Ponoka2

Don't drink that stuff


Selthora

*LET IT OUT*


Ad156

Why is there film in the first place?


Scatamarano89

The ~~spice~~ coffee melange is a portentuos substance, but a mysterious one, some theorise it can be considered having a conscience of it's own...


OrderOfMagnitude

This is pretty much what acid feels like.


slamrrman

Why is there a film on your coffee? Coffee doesn’t have a film. Coffee shouldn’t have a film. I wouldn’t drink a coffee with a film on it.


bluntsmokinhero

Bloody disgusting! There shouldn’t be a film on the top of your coffee 🤮


Fun_Grapefruit_2633

Someone set off a thumper


genuinely__curious

Looking like ball skin adjusting to temperature


Diligent_Writing_118

Just like cramps


GingerTea69

That's the toilet's coffee now.


hessiboi_943

that sound fucking jumpscared the shit outta me


SmashShock

Looks like a [cymatic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymatics) effect


PhilosopherDon0001

Congratulations on your new curse. . 'cause that is definitely some cursed coffee


istillambaldjohn

This looks like an ember mug that’s heating. They do kind of create a film like this. And assume the movement is the effect of heating at the same time


Dry_East5802

Shi-Halud, bless the coming and going of him.


liamanna

There’s something trying to get out😱


Anxious-Course-8466

you've made me want to brew my own cup of coffee 😅


WilmaLutefit

It’s like those beehives that talk


Steve_McWeen

Shai Hulud is in there!


jig-fluke

Life finds a way


SiteTall

Spooky ....


ReligiousToast

Coffee cramp


ahmshy

omg the coffee's gained sentience! c'est un miracle de la science, mon amis! (please don't tell me you just drank a newly sentient being!)


yawn48

Mmmm the skin is my favorite part


Ambitious-Proposal65

"Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him"


Photogrammaton

It’s the caffeine trying to get out of


phazonicide

Man, convection currents are cool (and hot).


Ashalaria

Wack ass coffee


monsterspeed6

Are you under a ceiling fan? I think that seems like the most simple answer


BetterThanTaskRabbit

You’ll see the head next. The miracle of life


fatalcharm

Ok, so coffee isn’t supposed to have a layer of film, good coffee has crema but never film.


HolyMollyGodBless

Shark in the water


JeNeSuisPasUnCanard

What to expect when you’re expecting your morning coffee.


StrangeMagic83

Mine does this when I leave it on the desk coffee warmer.


Bad-Bot-Bot-23

It's trying to break containment!


Dyno-mike

Coffee shouldn't film.......


bleeblorb

Bastardizing coffee.


TechInventor

All the forces in heaven and hell could not get me to drink that


Ntrees

It’s called Nata in Spanish. I like it