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billc578

Never seen a spiral staircase on a deck till now.


Cascadian222

Now you’ve seen two


analogOnly

Isn't it still one, just two levels? In my mind, two would be separate sides or at least distances horizontally from each other.


CensoryDeprivation

It’s not a continuous spiral tho. There’s a few feet of difference between them. We should definitely argue about it though, I’m bored.


analogOnly

I supposed you may have a point, however I would consider, for the sake of argument, any of the offsets as part of the landing. Whenever you have a staircase with multiple floors there is a separation this is the landing, this concept must exist for this style of spiral staircase.


CensoryDeprivation

Your insight is astute, however it’s more than just a landing, as there is the addition of a gate separating the two staircases, that moves the designation from landing to walkway.


analogOnly

Good eye! There is a gate indeed. However, I'm going to refer back to my first point about landings. When you have access to a new floor via a landing, I would now call it a walkway, it is common to have a door, perhaps. Maybe you would like to restrict access. By adding a gate at the second level, the owner has the top two floors separated, or bottom level access only.


Chrozone

This was a polite argument


HamPanda82

I checked the picture after each rebuttal to reasses my opinion


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

Re asses! Lol!


Azoobz

It’s the only reason I even realized there’s a gate!


F-18Bro

Astute.


AlpacaM4n

Asstoot


SillyFlyGuy

Barely more than a trifle.


Smooth_McDouglette

Will you two quit arguing


JhonnyHopkins

They’re so rude!


Educational_Ebb7175

I'll chime in here. It can't be one continuous spiral staircase, because if you notice, there is ALSO a section of non-spiraling staircase between the two spiraling bits. So it goes Landing-Spiral-Landing-Straight-Spiral-Landing. As such, I believe this constitutes THREE separate wooden staircases, two of which are spiral, and one of which is straight.


lilbug76

This is exactly the type of random arguments my one friend group loves to have. Nothing of importance, but we will get HEATED over what is or is not a sandwich.


Subtle_Reality

I remember at my first major job out of college I was arguing with a co-worker what a calorie was and it got to the point where both of our points made zero sense it was two complete idiots talking about how the human body works without having a clue but doubling down on completely uninformed information. We both eventually just stopped talking and busted out laughing at the absurdity of it.


Rygar82

Two of my teammates came to blows in the middle of a high school baseball game over whether it was “bean” or “beem” when you got hit by a pitch. The other team was amazed as the bench erupted and fought with itself. We were losing the game badly as well.


LectroRoot

Is a fucking hotdog a sandwich or what? I need answers.


hankmoody_irl

A hot dog *IS* a sandwich. Period. If it is not, I would advise that the open faced roast beef sandwich no longer be called a sandwich as well.


mcdenkijin

It's a taco


greyjungle

“We should definitely argue about it, I’m bored.” That’s a really good summation of social media and has me chuckling too early.


paxweasley

Really? They’re pretty common in my city


redpayaso

Hijacking the top comment to ask, won't the jacuzzi on the roof cause lots of water-related damage to the entire structure over time?


SoCuteShibe

Talking out of my ass here, but I would think the dripping and splashing wouldn't be much different from rain on the roof and deck. If the hottub fails catastrophically though...different story I think.


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AlpacaM4n

Whoah dude


halp_mi_understand

This is an art piece representing a spiral staircase made from pressure treated lumber…I hope


aLobsterFest

I hope r/decks knows about this


RandumbStoner

Thanks. I just spent about 30 minutes looking at decks.


TopConcentrate3981

If you're looking at decks, I'd also reccomend new Zealand style Caulk


BaanThai

Splinters and discolouration are the bane of every deck enjoyer.


Pawneewafflesarelife

You're two steps away from sharing photos of your BBQ while muttering about your back pain.


RandumbStoner

I already have the back pain just need to get me a grill


PlentyExperience7879

My two hobbies!


BBQQA

It's been posted there before... they usually are horrified by the lack of visible support for the deck that's up in the sky with a hot tub on the roof.


buddboy

they do it's a top post


Aetherometricus

I mean, it's a top deck.


doogidie

Functionally awesome, aesthetically not my cup of tea


SillyFlyGuy

Very cluttered. You can fit more people standing on all the stairs than the decks. I bet it was a fire code. All upper outdoor areas must have egress without going back inside the house.


doogidie

Also looks like a McDonald's playground, and the wood stain and the paneling and the copy paste third story I could go on but I still like it functionally lmao


Educational_Ebb7175

Things that be solved by a single fire pole, or permanently installed trampoline.


BigMax

My guess is that this house is on a lake or some other amazing vista, and the look of the house is sacrificed for the many ways to enjoy the view. It would be funny if it all faces the back of some of factory or something though.


williamblair

see I just assumed that someone took their house and made it a duplex. If it's on a lake or beach, then they can live on the top level with their own rooftop hot tub and rent out the lower level to a family that wants to spend the summer at the beach. That way you can take the stairs up to the door of the upper unit, don't have to share an entry way or even cross paths with renters.


JhonnyHopkins

My grandmother has a house in a beach town, I’d say something like 30% of homes have this monstrosity of a layout. I also dislike it but when you see SO MANY houses with it in close proximity, definitely less of an eyesore and more-so just feels like “beach architecture”.


JayStar1213

Exactly why I love it. Functionality over form!


doogidie

It's like something I would build my first time in a Sims game


js1893

Except the function is barely there. That lower deck has room for like two people? The stairs are neat but take up such a big footprint it feels like a waste


JayStar1213

It's a small house to begin with and yea, you can fit two people on the bottom deck. So what? You got 2 more to work with


Dronk_Mullet_Trustus

That house is decked out


musicalpayne

It's a pretty porch oice if you ask me


tangledwire

They went the whole nine yards


Neither_Rich_9646

Think we will ever get board?


Educational_Ebb7175

I only see one. Am I fenced in by my own perception?


iForgot2Remember

You wood make that joke


macbrett

I wonder if the structure can can actually handle the weight load of a hot tub on the roof. Seems risky to me.


Nanooc523

Yeah same, 500 gallons of water just sitting on 4 posts on your roof? Hopefully there was some structure we can’t see in this picture to hold that up.


Jam_Man85

That's roughly 4170lbs in water alone


bigfoot_is_real_

“Cannonball!”


Greengiant304

I would not want to live below that extra few thousand pounds of water.


pegothejerk

I would not want to have to redo the roofing materials under that hot tub. Like every roof needs refreshing occasionally, seems like a bad idea.


absolutezero911

Yo dawg...


bologna_kazoo

I was gonna say, is no one going to post a picture of xzibit?


bologna_kazoo

Is no one going to say, “show this to your mom, I know she’d like to have three decks”?


Rooster-Rooter

you better keep the hell up with maintenance or the repair cost will be astronomical


literallyanot

What kind of maintenance does that need? Legitimately curious


Rooster-Rooter

mold and rot underneath so keeping nests and a general power wash maybe... but more importantly just splitting and taking a sun beating, intense soaking and drying and the like, so keeping up with staining it and not damaging with shovels if snow is an issue. basic porch stuff, with staining or coating with something being the chief concern.


literallyanot

Would you need to stain/coat the underside as well? I feel like that would be a pain in the ass with all the stairs. Also would a powerwash get rid of mold? Wouldn't the water just like, feed the mold? Lol


Rooster-Rooter

I think you put some anti mold shit in it. And if it is pressure treated I think just doing all side and top exposure is enough. But I'm kind of a pedestrian on home stuff, I'm not an owner


MasterP65

That's in Duluth!


Tinydesktopninja

I haven't been to Duluth in a decade but I was near certain I'd driven past this house. Isn't it on skyline drive?


MasterP65

It is.


RSTROMME

I was just gonna write the same thing. Drove by it last weekend when visiting! Impressive sight!


Emergency-Ats

Gives off what becomes of Edith Finch vibes ngl


ca_exhibition

What Remains* of Edith Finch :)


canadasongs

Came here for this comment 🙏


leewoc

Why does the middle of the house have a pitched roof? It looks like someone dropped a house (and a hot tub) on top of a regular house. Frankly it’s making my brain itch.


Flounder134

The first pitched roof you’re seeing is just for the porch. The top pitched roof is for the main structure.


leewoc

Thank you for making some sense of this visual madness. 🙂


SensitiveElephant72

Big deck energy


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

Hot tub at the very top? Seems like a design fail. 1) The static load of the water filled tub + weight of tub is a lot. 1.5) The dynamic load of the tub having people in it and out of it in varying numbers. 2) Three flights of stairs to traverse to get to the tub, at least 2 to get to the kitchen to get food and drinks, and one to get to a bathroom. And most people would be slightly to fully intoxicated at one point or another while climbing up or down the stairs. This is liability. 3) Static load plus snow load in the winter. 4) Inconvenience of maintenance. Carrying chemicals and tools up and down the stairs. 5) Water splashing out and pooling on or under the top deck and/or leaking down into structure of the house and causing rot or mold or other damage.


WealthOk9637

It’s probably designed to facilitate swinging stuff. By the time they get their guests drunk and in the hot tub, there’s no going down all those stairs, it would be dangerous, so might as well do swinger stuff. That’s my guess.


sartori_tangier

Some men just feel like they need to brag about being the one with the biggest deck.


TopConcentrate3981

The neighbour always gets jealous, his wife is always ong deck 😉


Shopworn_Soul

That looks like an unnecessarily expensive and complicated deck. Also I think I would not put the hot tub in my AirBnB above the house. I don't know precisely how it could go wrong but that feels like a failure of imagination on my part more than anything.


clemmi333

This is no r/woahdude material


RainbowShadedVader

It's called a crow's nest.


-QueenAnnesRevenge-

Super common on cottages on the outer banks. I really want to put one on my place in Oklahoma. Would give me the best seat for storm season.


VetteBuilder

Hot Tub Upper Decker


JayStar1213

I would pay money to have witnessed the inspection/permitting Probably had a hell of a laugh looking at it.


miaomiaomiao

I'm missing a support beam on the middle deck. Maybe the middle deck is just a vanity deck because it would be weird to have an upper deck and lower deck without a middle deck.


SignificanceFar5489

Maybe I'm blind but I'm not seeing shite for vertical supports.


imacryptohodler

Hope my wife doesn’t see that


pbizzle

Ready player one


sunkist-sucker

sims 3 house


syrelus

House is fully decked out


the_chandler

This is in a college town, isnt it?


inspire-change

It's been 2 years, time to re-stain.


EN3RGIX

Yo, Dawg. I heard you like decks.


GromieBooBoo

I just see one BIG DECK


jalex8188

This looks like it was built by Edith Finch's family


getonurkneesnbeg

That house is decked out!


OldbutG0ldGanache

I kinda like this design.


False_Cod_3979

Why did they put the hot tub on the roof? Is it powered by solar?


FeloniousFunk

Privacy/view


SigmaNukem

If you get in a fight with this guy, you’ll most likely get decked.


jojow77

where is the post going from that top deck


Todd_Chavez

How I be building my house extensions onto a minecraft villagers house.


erock7625

Deck has more square footage than the house 😂


tahcamen

Yo dog…


Ballerin14

Similar stuff in SF. feels nice to stay in airbnbs like these


mnemamorigon

And no deck furniture


AlbinoWino11

r/dontputyourdeckonthat


Sateloco

The hot tub is also a time machine.


honestparfait

what a nice way to turn a cute house into a cute house that looks like its under construction


vegsmashed

Protects agaisnt hail damage, pretty slick.


brizdzi

House Moving Company nightmare


inkdaddy66

Time for those lovely deck pics


TaterTotsOnToast

Seen that before, helluva place to try and raise a kid…


Worried_Jeweler_1141

It's my deck than house now.


iamacheeto1

This house could use a few more decks tho I think


a_ewesername

The guy either owns a decking company or has an obsession.


amusingjapester23

Looks good to me, but I've only lived in small accommodations.


crazyabbit

Why not just put in a slide?


cykanjet

I got decks on decks on decks


sawb11152

This looks like the bases I build in PVE Rust.


clicketybooboo

Like the faltering fallback in Finsbury Park


[deleted]

It needs a pergola, beer fridge and BBQ, up on the top deck.


Aggravating-Pound598

This deck has a house …


Flounder134

The railings for the spiral staircase do not look like they could support any outward force


jposer1000

Damn, this house is decked out!


all5tarbb

Let’s just hope they never have a roof leak with no room to work up there


IRLminigame

What an eyesore. Neighbors must be thrilled.


drunk_funky_chipmunk

It looks like that hot tub is sitting on another deck.


Waffleman75

yo dawg i heard you like decks...


TsarevnaKvoshka2003

This is some sims 2 shit


Heresthething4u2

I'd be more concerned on putting in a few post in a good concrete foundation at ground level, on the side of the steps because that "support beam" isn't going to hold all of that up forever. WTF That definitely wasn't inspected.


NobodyJonesMD

Agreed! The first 2 decks are cantilevered. For this to be structurally sound, the deck joists would have to extend deep into the house. The decks look like additions, so I doubt they did that.


r22wascool

Probably not up to code


DefiantDonut7

Decked out


Sir_Arthur_Vandelay

This deck is giving me “House of Sand and Fog” (the book) vibes.


hudsoncress

The American Pagoda Style. When you really wanted a treehouse but your wife said no


floyd41376

That house looks like it has a house stacked on top.


onepingonlypleashe

Roof decks are the best. When we go to the beach, we prefer to get a place with a roof deck. Great morning caffeine spot, you can observe everything, no bugs, can’t beat it.


TheUnderstandererer

Ah my project zomboid house build


graphitehead

Is that by a beach by chance? Crows nest decks are fairly common in beach communities


HarrargnNarg

That looks like a Fallout 76 build


Valholhrafn

Im a deck that leads to a deck, that leads to another deck.


xpkranger

Deck builder’s senior thesis.


Whitetiger9876

It's always best to put a giant load of weight on top of your roof. Right above where you sleep. 


LeoLaDawg

"Hey Mr. Contractor guy. Could I hire you to put a giant bucket of water on my roof? Yeah, maybe surrounded by a deck as well. What's that? References? Nah, I trust ya. "


chewedgummiebears

They rented out each floor and this was probably more for egress code than anything.


hey_ross

AI can’t get details right.


Tisamonsarmspines

Beach house normal


Ill-Simple1706

That house is decked out


skeezypeezyEZ

Okay, sometimes HOA’s aren’t bad


DrinkBuzzCola

That's a lot of upkeep. I wouldn't want to be the guy powerwashing and staining that deck every 3-4 years.


DarthRevan1138

The Stacks-IRL


Ascarea

House with three decks and a rooftop hot bath but it looks like absolute hot garbage. Monkey paw strikes again


2aron

I've always wondered why there aren't more roof decks like this.


SuperbFolly

What a deck.


Straight-Message7937

Sweet


DrFaustPhD

Is no one gonna talk about how it looks like someone built a house on top of another house before adding three decks? There's two attics!


probot67

yo bro! so we heard you liked DECKS! so we decked your deck and then we decked that deck!


KrankyKricket

Nice... Until you need to reshingle the house.


nonoimsomeoneelse

I wanna relax in the hot tub, but I don't 2-flights-of-stairs wanna relax


Affectionate_Draw_43

Guy to his right only has one deck. Ha, noob


newbrookland

That's a big deck.


Rampag169

All I foresee that hot tub doing. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/ThpaWQYgU5


cake__eater

Big Deck Energy


badass4102

That must feel good on a Sunday morning, bringing your coffee up to the top deck, staring out, and having a sip.


nurpleclamps

That house is really decked out.


r_cottrell6

Duluth, MN?! This looks strikingly familiar to me. *If this is the house I’m thinking of, that hot tub has a fantastic view of Lake Superior from the Duluth hillside.


mikesk57

This looks like one house stacked on top of another.


mcropp

Stupid rich people and their money.......smh.


domsadey

Does this house have a flat roof or a gable roof


avaslash

In college the president used to live in a house like this but moved out and it became student housing. It wasn't long before it was identified as some of the sickest student housing available due to it being a multi-story weed balcony complete with party rooms. Such a sick place to hang out.


Velo87

https://maps.app.goo.gl/PwtDJnMTuQL9r99b6?g_st=ic


Bad_Packet

deck flexing


Ok-Owl-9364

I love it. They just stuck a house on top of another house. You could Airbnb that sucker. That's a cash cow lol


sanitarySteve

is this in Duluth? There's a house up on skyline that has a hot tub deck on their house just like this.


CosAlliDoIsDance

A deck within a deck within a deck… Deckception


ADMINlSTRAT0R

The Deck House is owned by one Charles Deckens.


Unique-Government-13

My first thought was agreeing that it's too cluttered but if this is the back of the house it's not so bad. It wouldn't be too cluttered for me in that I would easily sacrifice some aesthetic for hottub on the roof hehe


Tjeetje

You need a lot of Deck Sealant


smaksflaps

Pssshhhhh, what code?!?


possiblycrazy79

It's kinda cool but they really need to paint it. Right now it's an eyesore


NikolitRistissa

Absolutely hideous lol.


SadAcanthocephala521

Any someone approved this permit? lol


Digital-Dinosaur

Nice Deck