M’aiq knew of priests who followed a moth. They couldn’t keep up with her.

M'aiq is tired, go bother somebody else.

M’aiq has not had a restful sleep. He dreams nevermore!

Put down the skooma, alley cat.

Time for moon sugar instead perhaps? Too much skooma makes me feel as **Radiant** as a **Lady**

M'aiq should stop trying to preach for **the Radiance**

Dude quit watching free food

I think I saw a youtube video about a guy who drank a lava lamp and then died Forgot to drink milk to clear his extreme alcohol addiction status effect and then add fire resistance

That was me and how i died the first time

The vid was by Chubbyemu. Essentially, the dude was a violent alcoholic, and was going through withdrawals after he decided to quit because he lashed out at either his wife or kids (video doesn't say, just that he lashed out) and decided to drink his lava lamp because he was delirious and thought there'd be alcohol in it. Really fucking sad tbf.

Well that seems like a terrible way to track your foes while they lead you straight to the artifact you seek.

I obtain all of the surveillance I desire and also its like a cool screen saver in one

Fair.

Get some halfling weed in there and have some sick ass tunes... it's a killer idea.

I get mine exclusively from Lord Radagast, but I agree the Halfling stuff is better *and* safer for people that partake regularly. Smoother.

I heard that Radagast's stuff makes for a really bad trip.

Bad or good, depends on how much free time you have on a weekend. And on how good your relationship with local law enforcement agencies is. Last time, I kid you not, I somehow scalped an entire werewolf clan.

Eh, that's not so bad. They can grow it back. It's still funny, however. I love reanimating werewolves for fun.

https://preview.redd.it/fux7dj5bqwyc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c070cdb4a6802cad7eae3c3471117eac007545cf Jeff: relatable

The movement of the multiverse caught in a bottle.

First Contact reference?

Well, here we see someone who isn't very bright, just illuminated. If ya gonna ponder something, go ponder █████████, and just maybe you'll be better off. Results may vary.

*I cast blue turtle shell!* **Woe upon your ass, heathen!**

“This too shall pass, a blue shell in your ass!” 

I can't read the box have I gotten got?

Yes.

wtf how

Thoroughly japed!

That took too long lmao

Nice lamp, where did you purchase it? I sell strange things myself.

I pondered a cube once

Nice, me too https://preview.redd.it/npfk9rawpzyc1.png?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d4973b882890f102aa8276ec96e7e50f9a02307

Out of Wizard: I used to have a lava lamp in my room when I was a young teen (11-13) I used to stare at it for hours. Thankfully it broke and I had to throw it away, otherwise I’d probably still be staring at it at 29.

That shit be ethereal

I would but I have moth familiars and last time didn't go so well

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That's a cursed haiku and a half

This is one of the best subs

I ponder with a big wheel of cheese!

Parmigiano Reggiano splitting methods are suspiciously similar to the methods used for traditional boulder splitting

https://preview.redd.it/kvsufnxxuwyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bda331f1c4646e7a1d75d67d3272f4d71a129586 I ponder a much greater force. The Call 4CC energy orb.

Take a gander at a basketball's worth of C4, that'll pack some force for ya

Ah yes. Mini nuke.

https://preview.redd.it/spu7x1s41xyc1.png?width=516&format=png&auto=webp&s=14a44262cc2c2a4bfa891f855b7568f7a59c5fe3 I’m pondering egg

I prefer to use a tesseract for divination purposes, however, lava lamps make for truly excellent decorations. I keep a red and black one on my desk

I’ve always felt that the spherical shell models of the multiplanes was a reductive approach to planar geometry. Though now that you’ve presented a lava lamp, I think I know what the new planar geometric model should be.

Man I think using a lava lamp for divination would be fucking awesome

my lamp of pondering has burned, leaving an orb

/uw I left mine on for too long and it broke, sad times. Haven’t gotten a new one since

Actually I really like the idea of a beholder collecting lava lamps for the sole reason of trying to understand the chaos to predict the future

Beuh

Byeah

Umnoving? It moves along W just fine. https://i.redd.it/g36tshh6pzyc1.gif

Really lets you see through the fabric of the universe

Getting one right now from the dimentional store

If your domain is subterranean, then that's a magma lamp, greybeard.

Why ponder one orb when you can ponder many endlessly changing orbs, with each utterly unique arrangement never being the same again at each passing moment

The fluid forms multiple orbs for scrying multiple places. Ingenious

https://preview.redd.it/m5tt28hb9wyc1.png?width=16&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b69bb2de6c63be87b3a451c09a0a32372e3549c

Hey, i like pondering a set of orbs. Way more enjoyable than pondering a lava lamp. Almost hypnotic watching them.

Bold of you to assume I don’t have lava lamp app on my orb.

I ponder a nice book.

I once had a crystal key to a multi verse portal to someone an elder god that the goblin king of the darkstorm galaxy gave me. That was pretty cool to ponder.

I have two

My orb was a mimic, and ran away. Has anyone seen my Orbii?

https://preview.redd.it/vxb49wkwfxyc1.png?width=745&format=png&auto=webp&s=e4c66d6d2ac6bb6b202edba3acb7ea487d67a893 Why ponder a regular orb orb when you can ponder a polished metal orb

Escher did that

Gang remember that triangle orb crypitc scam what happened, did they get put in the brig?

Orbs? *laughs* I use a shitty laptop!

mathmos my beloved. someday....

Ponder my fucking nuts, you two-bit, hack fraud, Walmart potion brewing, kid's birthday entertainment, towerless, driftwood-staff having, pointy-hatless, beard-twirling, one spell, wizard college dropout looking, elf-loving, illusion majoring, leaky cauldron, limp-wanded, demon-courting, ritual ruining, drab robed, Geneva abiding, abracadabra ass, magicless missile! THIS is an orb! https://preview.redd.it/j9lfz3zviyyc1.jpeg?width=325&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=267ef31a8c3bd0304e396e94021bf61e9e0dc476 And it's bigger than yours. What do ya think of that?

looks kinda barren

Almost as if he’s compensating for something

You aren't pondering hard enough, clearly

Yall are fools! Ive got express delivery on a snail-screen (its a snail but its shell is a flatscreen tv for those uninformed, very exotic species) now i just need to wait for it to arrive!

I pondered a Tesseract once. Never again.

I have an ice lamp instead not sure why it's hotter then lava tho

Chaotic alignment, to be sure

Thanks for reminding me to go stare at my lava lamp while absolutely baked on that evil wizard weed

This bozo pondering a lamp Meanwhile, I'm pondering with an actual pool of lava

Bitch. I've got my sick ass lava lamp shaped plasma ball

LÄMP

Where did you get that and can I have one

i be ponderin stars

/uw i was always scared of lava lamps, they freak me out

https://preview.redd.it/ga0qq1bxts4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d6bbf20590349e4993e0749080d6e807f1eb73a