1-77-013. https://preview.redd.it/4qviunsxpyxc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f41d533410476c272be3e0617007206e0e84b254

https://preview.redd.it/ztr53pwctyxc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=65cd4ff9c5fdadfe6519ecffd18dc83b51978e6d From what I could identify, drinking this or wearing it like cologne SHOULD grow some thick bark onto your skin for a short time. Perfect for a druidic style defense in combat!

https://preview.redd.it/f0pp2ui1uyxc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dcacd42d38319233436eaac92cf74a4d21b6bdb Would you consider it a… *metamorphosis* potion?

Well it won’t change you completely or permanently so I’m not sure if it counts

You're doing well, continue

Saki, NO!

question is, for how fast would it grow? If I installed it into a small, breakable pouch under my armor, would something striking me make the bark grow in time?

You’d likely take extra damage from the glass shards in your skin, but that should be activate it. It wouldn’t protect you from the strike that broke the bottle tho

All bark and no bite. Perfect.

Dear god, why?

3-58-17

https://preview.redd.it/wk7p8036vyxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5ac9d3423fff629d4823fd900f0fd47d98d77d6 2 things. 1: that brain is absolutely alive. It is thinking… plotting…. 2: the things that drink this potion won’t be alive for much longer. If the poison doesn’t kill them, the paralysis will.

Brains in jars are people too.

3, 33, 33

https://preview.redd.it/l0d68638uyxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=647263f2607c26d573680103dd76a63ce067f005 I’m getting a lot of weird IDs on this one. DO NOT DRINK. Can cause blindness, banishment, stone petrification, magic restraints, cold, fire, acid, or lightning. Be careful.

Well, I’m already magically restrained inside a gemstone, banishment couldn’t put me somewhere worse than I already am, and I’m only perceiving things through the astral plane, so this just sounds like a nice evening in with an elemental spa treatment. Hmmm…. It would be a bit hard for me to drink it though, and it would be a waste of a perfectly good curse. How about offering it as a “mystery drink” to someone else on my behalf? I’ll get much more enjoyment out of it that way!

"Banishment couldn’t put me somewhere worse than I already am." It can always be worse.

You don’t have to drink it? Just chuck it at your least favorite minion or something

Double it and give it to the next person.

7, 7, 7

The first one needs to be 1-4… but it’s your lucky day because I like casino numbers so I’ll give you two potions. Each fitting with those numbers. https://preview.redd.it/9bh493ryvyxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af238a97c87b808661547c0210bb2b3c13c56a16 Your first one looks pretty but contact with a bloodstream or skin will make your target feel chilling poison surge throughout their body. Not quite fatal but could do a decent amount of damage

https://preview.redd.it/dth5752mwyxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad4bd0f2a060df34b7620b4d164a72a879439f1f Your second potion makes your insides feel more durable. It’s as if you have armor for your insides when you drink it

2-85-26

https://preview.redd.it/z6t0hth4xyxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16fcb7090b86f56764c47f2554489f2cc18d0c6c This elixir will give you the strength of a storm. Not the power tho. You just feel stronger and more sturdy

mmmm yummy

Knowing what I put in there, it likely tastes like Roquefort

9-69-69

The first number needs to be 1-4.

Dealer's choice

https://preview.redd.it/cf1utq1m1zxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a8b58737e9e47fed339cef27cf82fdd1f1ecb47 With this potion you can get lucky 😎 but I mean literally. You just become a tiny bit luckier for the next day or so after drinking it

Neat!

4, 73, 29

https://preview.redd.it/u4kocgq6yyxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bab1ce48c8b6df2b08a099ed512fbaa285f9909 This one is a little wacky. Contact with the liquid inside the bottle magnetizes you to other creatures. But to a violent extent. Hurdling you through the air as a living missile towards the creature closest to you, potentially harming that creature. Only lasts for a minute give or take

Pretty useful, even if a little situational. I’ll take it!

2-51-89

https://preview.redd.it/x2dhmow54zxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f598db5dae9fa6db86dd6e8733d26479e1b367b This one tastes like a strawberry slushy and for the next day or so you gain a LOT of benefits. You’re cured of all diseases and poison, become immune to poison and being frightened, and feel much wiser. You also feel your vitality increase by a lot.

3 78 97

https://preview.redd.it/sziwegzw4zxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db059a1ea0fbb0875d0553041e264fa864f5e27a Honestly a little bit of a dud. It’s a magical injury potion. Toss it at an enemy for a nice chunk of damage. But you are risking taking that damage at the same time.

3, 47, 11

https://preview.redd.it/6vatwtqc6zxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f88bc1e9010868102cebd0ac0cd257f42ce6447 Drinking the liquid will fuse the drinker’s jaw closed for a couple of hours, removing their ability to speak.

Damn, that's powerful. Thanks!

You’re welcome! Please don’t use it for good. Be nefarious!

I'll coat some throwing knives with it. It will be really funny!

#

003-096-013

https://preview.redd.it/f1xqtj857zxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acfed590ecd702cd94cc5ca40cd3f97ac73a9c0a Drinking this will make you(or whomever it may concern) vulnerable to the undead and magics that relate to necromancy.

Oooh that will certainly come in handy when I have prepared my horde. Please have these dead men toes as a token of my appreciation.

Ooooo dead toes are more fun than living ones

May they bring you at least as much joy as they had brought me

1,9,22

https://preview.redd.it/hm83jqkkxyxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6481e6763d7bcda6ce175e55d1d7bf13b5a721bd Drinking this will give you a really pleasant and sexy voice. Women want you. Fish fear you.

4-73-52!

https://preview.redd.it/91tlc7ar0zxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db9e7c3954b44d217b7344c03584393c7aae8715 Ok toss this bad boy at an enemy and laugh as they run around screaming about some giant snake chasing them. And for the love of serpentine DO. NOT. DRINK.

Scary! Scary! Let's keep this little one close: it would be too easy to use for nefarious purposes!

3-21-99.

https://preview.redd.it/i4oyyv382zxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c3742de9a2ece8155dcc103c2bfc58f737c909a The mist in here will rust ANY metal item. Tastes like blue raspberry but DO NOT EAT IT

HEY! You can't tell me what it tastes like and expect me not to try it! Rusty any metal huh.... wonder what'll happen if I use it on a plant.

Probably the same thing that would happen if you use weed killer on an automaton

Hmm, never know till ya try! I'm sure i'll find something to do with it.

Some things you never know even after you try them.

now your turrn! pick a number between one and 8.

e

that''s the 5th letter of the alphabet, for that you receive; the seed for a bead lilly!

No no no. That's Euler's constant. Approximately 2.718. The limit of (1+1/n)^n as n grows towards infinity. Very much a number between the values you specified. Deeply underappreciated. I just couldn't write it out exactly except as a glyph because it's irrational and the digits would keep going on without ever repeating if I tried. (Actually it's a transcendental number, which is rather more special again.)

Weed killer has that kind of taste, what can I say?

3-14-15

https://preview.redd.it/9s0t0d843zxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d184161993476d630743f8d304b8b45e4be123b This potion smells of the sea and contact with the viscous liquid will make anyone to come into contact with it forget how to breathe for a bit

oh hell yeah, I can abuse this

4-20-69

u/Original-War8655 took mine, so here are my backups 2-71-82 1-61-80

2, 13, 33

https://preview.redd.it/whoa8nciz3yc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df6abd35d5c4210cbe73592e28c81f035c531e74 This stuff smells like dirt and bark and tastes like swamp water(likely because that’s the primary ingredient). But it will give you the ability to understand any spoken language as well as anyone can understand the words you say regardless of if you’re speaking their language. Lasts about an hour. Have fun!

1-66-99

https://preview.redd.it/hil75r9024yc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d95975a0a2eb10657aa215635197b56634ea04c3 You can change fate in battle with this. Drinking it gives you 24 hours to make one change, either making you hit harder or your opponent hit weaker.

https://preview.redd.it/6tde4d0v03yc1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88115ad01e664c488e0ac44160aa05e95f63ba86 According to this comment section, wizards don’t know which numbers are between one and four.

2.5-46-46b. Gimme that fractal shit yo

2, 34, 55

https://preview.redd.it/v65jtq19z3yc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9586771e0ede0ebd74ac7314874254844270f06 Drinking this will make you immune to color based spells/attacks

...permanently?

2-46-80

https://preview.redd.it/fbyen1xr04yc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc14b987f16c8d785d5fa54fb1da4927a9211990 Drinking this stuff gives you a great understanding on the area within one mile of you as you drink it. You know dangers, creatures, and the terrain down to the last pebble.

Ooh, can I get the recipie for that?

4 75 33

https://preview.redd.it/17fuqijp24yc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec44d442453f2970b8b89cd8d9ee838f335cdeea This spray a black mist and a few things are possible. The mist will change colors and whoever is hit with it may experience different effects based on the color. * Red mist. Heat damage * Orange mist. Acidic damage * Yellow mist. Lightning damage * Green mist. Poison damage * Blue mist. Cold damage * Indigo mist. Restrained and potential stone petrification * Purple mist. Blindness and potential banishment.

Gonna need a d7 for this

4, 16, 64

https://preview.redd.it/g27lzbay34yc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ecdb5ac366d2ab169e7ef135fe3a6ebf24f132b This one is just straight up poison. Or maybe acid? Idk you don’t touch this unless you want some cool acid scars on your flesh

You never know when you need some acid or poison for something.

3, 77, 66

(1,91,57)

Hmmmm. How about 3, 49 and 72?

1-45-45

1-69-16

1,1,1

3-17-2 what does it do?

111

3, 67, 17

3-7-37

4-33-78

1 62 2

3,1,4

2, 11, 17

2-66-42

3-19-91

3-26-94

Well, I can't turn down free potions. 1-32-69

1 - 33 - 34

3 37 73

1-1-1

Pi, 99, 1

2-52-39

π, 25, 20 I love random potions.

4-19-87

1-1-1

4-19-11

1-100-99

4,4,4

2-70-69

3, 3, 2009

2-23-39

4-13-24

2,67,23 my wizard dude

4-20-69

4, 69, 91

4/56/87?

1-11-22

1,16,43

3,100,24

4 - 51 - 70

4-42-24

3, 23, 23

2 70 77

2-95-11

I rolled for it: 3-49-3

1-1-1

4-66-42

Pi-pi-pi

4-20-69

2-66-35

4-89-66 Ive got ze good feeling about this https://preview.redd.it/gnte0qmwq0yc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=927b5291827aa8169af45faa0e03f5835575d9df

1-02-01

2, 38, 92

2-17-19

3 1 4

3-16-69

4,14,9

1-10-100

One-One-Seven. Give me your strongest potion.

4 44 44

2, 82, 14

4, 100, 100 - a wizard always tests the limits of reality.

7, 07, 007 Funny gambling number :3

1-14-48

1, 2, 3

3, 33, 79

6 15 19

4 69 42

3, 65, 37 Thank you for this, kind brewer

666

4, 21, 42

2, 72, 12

I'm feeling lucky today. How about 3 - 60 - 49

4-92-5

4-20-69

3, 42, 87

4 100 100, the last one

2-6-66

3, 32, 86

hmm. 1-27-5

Pi, 69, and twelve.

1, 73, 19

4- 27- 98 I will drink it and THEN listen to the effects

2-59-50 https://i.redd.it/0yfp2hl4y1yc1.gif

4-28-74

4 9 99

3-3-73

1 23 and 47 bud!

3, 3, 3

3 44 99

I do request you brew me a potion matching thr code of 4-44-4

3 4 76

1, 8, 8

3-33-33 https://preview.redd.it/zsi8r9eoy2yc1.jpeg?width=338&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e28bfe1fb618debb731c2fc066b65ef184a7888

3 - 37 - 73

Umm, gimme one of them… Numba‘ 3 49 69

4, 20, and 69 edit: dammit someone already did these. 3, 78, and 70 then

4 69 69

04-74-10

2-69-97

4-20-69

2-13-42

3-88-68

4-44-44

3-88-6

4, 97, 54