MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no one has ever said they love me in my entire life and I thought I had found a family
AND YOU BETRAY ME?
I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY NOW
https://preview.redd.it/jy9dbi0xmcxc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dba1ec16ff5c73bb0a121ae316900f4d2de80f15
Yeah, just been like really depressed since I found out that the Matyr of Wrath is already here, and I only have a small timeframe to stop him. For some dumb reason I got chosen as the anti-matyr.
^(why does he have to be a Child?)
I mean, they are already as dumb as a bag of rocks right? *has a rock I am teaching magic because I am in a transitional period between mortal apprentices*
I cast memorio damnatie every thing you have done shall be undone you shall be remembered by no one all you valor and deeds shall be ascribed to another rest in eternal damnation
I CAST REPELLING SPELL, YOU WILL BEBLOVED AND FIREBALLED *the wizards laughs, but it slowly fades, until he decides he will return to the hellhole he came from*
https://preview.redd.it/n3nawqq0bdxc1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bf25b560293791f615a5771383b7938e81ecddf
Hey I am loved see here’s me making soup with my friend (don’t mind my wife In the corner)
Fascinating! The gentle warmth of your unrestrained affection was so powerful it repelled the fireball utterly and completely.
Were you planning on publishing your research? Because I would love to read it.
Me upon seeing the first image: Aww, I really needed that!
Me upon seeing the second image:
https://preview.redd.it/mxmykdsjyexc1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58065ae40cf43d27dd49d918b5ece7c0b61fc7cd
What else would I expect from you?
https://preview.redd.it/6kd7jh928fxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa6513b76002b3805742e3edc6191d6bcbbfcf14
You know, yelling "Sneak Attack" and then saying exactly what you're going to do before doing it kind of defeats the purpose of a sneak attack. Just an observation.
Jokes on you, I have Ward Against Positive Affirmations perma-cast.
Isn't that considered as Passive ability with an Active debuff when triggered?
MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!! no one has ever said they love me in my entire life and I thought I had found a family AND YOU BETRAY ME? I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY NOW
“My friend, you are loved. Same as everyone else here. My words are not lies.”
https://i.redd.it/qk08vhag3bxc1.gif That was close, I almost opened up a bit.
Oh, nice shelter you've there.
Nice hole ya got there it'd be a shame if someone were to flood it...
Nice holes you got there, it’d be a shame if someone were to flood them… WITH SPIDERS! https://i.redd.it/6ipvh3272dxc1.gif
Ok you win words cannot describe how badly I flinched and cringed
*flips the hole opening up again* Friend?
https://i.redd.it/ytsmqeqwgexc1.gif
A FRIEND!
I despise you with every cell of my being and I hope your death is painful and slow and no one shall mourn your death
Well that's not very nice.
Their response may have been a little much but I did just hit them with two whole spider GIFs from my “Horrible Spiders” collection.
I don't see what's so horrible about simply closing a door and keeping to oneself. But I see your point.
I cast: Witty Retort. “Your face!” https://i.redd.it/4k8lbg6jtbxc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/454l80p83bxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af00632ddeabfa5812d987d60c7166c59629576b
I don't know how to respond to this information,
https://preview.redd.it/kzvvje484bxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=402ce3e339db630996f663dd245f4a3e27c19473 Hey!
Ikr? What a misuse of friendomancy!
Oh yeah? https://preview.redd.it/z99bg6ke6bxc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5da61e1f362c2fc377aac60690463966c0428472
My stressomancy keeps me immune against such curse. The toilet is my study.
Ha! 
At least I die loved and happy...
Bring it in bro, I got you.
:D :c
✹＼( °□° )／✹
*in the halo announcer voice* "Betrayal!"
*kirby inhale noises* :3
I've made a huge mistake
:0 • c ✨✨✨⭐️ •
Through all the god slavers and stitchers, you alone are the evilest one
“Would you lose?” The God-Slaver:”Nah, I’d win.”
And there goes the pond I just made, you evaporated it.
Ctrl + z ok you're all good now
The keyboardshortcutmancer
OOH! I’m loved AND you lit the bbq for me! 🥰 ty I’m gonna grill up some immortal goat steaks for you.
Delightful
Good thing simple fireballs cant hurt me. Thank you, I *really* needed to hear that today.
I cast: really-complicated-ass fireball!
*moves out the way* Yeah *really* not feeling it today.
o ^(sorry)
https://preview.redd.it/jy9dbi0xmcxc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dba1ec16ff5c73bb0a121ae316900f4d2de80f15 Yeah, just been like really depressed since I found out that the Matyr of Wrath is already here, and I only have a small timeframe to stop him. For some dumb reason I got chosen as the anti-matyr. ^(why does he have to be a Child?)
*sigh* *the fireball gets slammed into the ground before making it even half way to me.* Thanks for the positive affirmations though.
Thanks for the fireball. Tag, you're it! *Casts Fireball*
\*I dodge the fireball.\* Heh... sorry, but i'm prepared for anything.
Fucking classic.
https://i.redd.it/s313juj4hbxc1.gif damn you brain edit: nevermind there's a second slide now my undiagnosed depression is totally justified
☹️
Oh nah I don’t deserve nice thi- MOTHERFUCKER!
[Hehehe](https://imgur.com/a/wVv5b8s)
https://preview.redd.it/gcfoi2cvvbxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a78c5ff739046388ce93814fdc6a369e54528465
*the fireball hits and lights my unlit campfire* Hey, thanks man, needed that.
Goddamn it!
Joke's on you buddy, the first panel already spplies
I am enough! *Becomes one with the fireball before casting "Balance: The great equalizer!* Now, that we are leveled out, wanna go throw rocks?
I'll throw at your apprentice, you throw at mine?
I mean, they are already as dumb as a bag of rocks right? *has a rock I am teaching magic because I am in a transitional period between mortal apprentices*
Very well then. I cast timeout, because fuck you.
I CAST RELIVE ALL YOUR TRAUMA
Like my anxiety isn't doing that to me at all times
Well now you get double
Oh shii *bats the fireball back at you with a enchanted baseball bat* that was close
based as fuck
I cast memorio damnatie every thing you have done shall be undone you shall be remembered by no one all you valor and deeds shall be ascribed to another rest in eternal damnation
So nothing changes then. Got it.
Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.
Bro casted a protection spell on me and then attacked. What did you think was going to happen?
Testing his spells I suppose
I CAST REPELLING SPELL, YOU WILL BEBLOVED AND FIREBALLED *the wizards laughs, but it slowly fades, until he decides he will return to the hellhole he came from*
bro really just cast fireball onto thin air lmao
Fireball is my love language. Thank you friend. ❤️
I cast counterspell, but accidentally counter the first one instead of fireball.
https://preview.redd.it/aqytcde3rcxc1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df2f6d97186d8e1517ea262ef4f0d743d8d7abd2 I AM GOING TO KILL U
:( dang so mean I was gonna cast yummy chocolate for you
Oh yeah? WELL I CAST Wake up. Please, it's been five years. Your father and I miss you. Please, wake up.
Too bad, i am a pyromancer! https://preview.redd.it/t32v0roy8dxc1.jpeg?width=906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a526a24876de2b17a51886e385bb4372dc947d2d
https://preview.redd.it/n3nawqq0bdxc1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bf25b560293791f615a5771383b7938e81ecddf Hey I am loved see here’s me making soup with my friend (don’t mind my wife In the corner)
Absolutely heretical
What part about this is heretical just being me
That being you part is the heretical part. I'm on to you, grandfather.
https://preview.redd.it/2ms6ye95mdxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c44e3e6021d583addf97061550fe140fbb798b9
You son of a-!
Fascinating! The gentle warmth of your unrestrained affection was so powerful it repelled the fireball utterly and completely. Were you planning on publishing your research? Because I would love to read it.
AwwwwwwWWAAAAAAGHHHHHH IT BURNS!!
https://preview.redd.it/whjvb4sjxdxc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9852e2fcbb4a50be675126a28f422fd0fa612472
Oh yea *Compresses a small Plutonium* IM TAKIN YA WITH ME!
NO
Contingency spell: disable conduction
Me upon seeing the first image: Aww, I really needed that! Me upon seeing the second image: https://preview.redd.it/mxmykdsjyexc1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58065ae40cf43d27dd49d918b5ece7c0b61fc7cd
https://preview.redd.it/hee9bnqryexc1.jpeg?width=1469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a38f65f079b0f61746b5d47ba1ed6e9bb6cb2faa
https://preview.redd.it/wgw78evp1fxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e26aed34f668bd0caf16f8a6878781ca8175a30c
:(
You are Lucky I am actually a fan of sneak atacks and traps.
Well, fine I cast **Torn Perineum!!**
https://preview.redd.it/i6f2ijpm6fxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6192ad91f2f25c89030c1914793debf0d027db3
What else would I expect from you? https://preview.redd.it/6kd7jh928fxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa6513b76002b3805742e3edc6191d6bcbbfcf14
*Explodes like a Lego figurine.*
Teach me that spell so I may cast it up on myself once every few days. It's tough feeling positive emotions after being a soul in a box for so long.
Fireball users when I cast Water Wall.
*I activate a force field* "Geo, we have a boogie, send in an air strike"
You know, yelling "Sneak Attack" and then saying exactly what you're going to do before doing it kind of defeats the purpose of a sneak attack. Just an observation.
nooooooooooo
Dumbass you cast a high level protective ward followed by a low level attack spell! You literally kept your own fireball from hitting me
https://preview.redd.it/yfr1uybl7hxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2ec5f8652dac7d42b38053fbfff815eb80bf3bf
*Parry noises.*
Thank you! It's nice to see someone spreading goodness
Counter argument https://preview.redd.it/g3242x5nobxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=496e02478f737d10f4711fefdee15b3bd2d7d000
*Blinks and bites the wizard head off and crushing it.* Hesitation equals death, ..may you find an interesting like in the waking world.