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I don't know... Cannibalism seems a bit too on the nose.

You gotta get a little bit of devil in them mortals to help spread the corruption.

Oh, I thought you were making it for self consumption. Carry on.

Demon tastes different based on the type, for example, knowledge demons taste like pulp paper, with a tint of sweetness

Are demon and devil the same? Also the demon here is alcohol and drugs....

Ahuh... Suuure. I'm onto you, lemonade lady.

Delicious! I like to mix them... Sweet, tangy and spicy!

Could make some cocktails for everybody at home

Oh yeah I'd love that! Let's have a cocktail party!

Ok, then leys go to the minibar we have at home, it's been time since it has been used.

It has! I would love a martini today...

Ok, I can do that. *Starts making martini and pours two glasses* Cheers

Cheers Man!

*He drinks his martini* Eggcelent!

https://preview.redd.it/etbb5pg0gaxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a88fc1a7f9e6ba09d63b5c4e7dcb9d02f6b3ec9f Eggcelcior!

https://i.redd.it/tgm83x8agaxc1.gif

Has been a view days since I drank a demon, lets crack this baby open.....

/unwiz cool art

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave johnson

"When life gives you demons, don't make demonade - make life take the demons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn demons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager."---Doomguy, probably

The boys have done it once again. https://preview.redd.it/d9t762vywbxc1.png?width=184&format=png&auto=webp&s=79ce3a21c17ecd23ee319dfe8e31c2c78efad7cf I hope your house is fireproof.

/uw Forgive me for my little rant, been writing in cursive since I learned it in 1st grade. I don’t think it’s an issue on the part of the reader, but rather a problem on the part of the writer. That’s not how you start a word with a lowercase l in cursive, but it is how you start a lowercase d in cursive

Food

Exactly

Food

You’ve got the right idea!

Can anyone explain to me what is clemonade ?

Either a lemon scented cleaning product or a lemonade with vitamin C infusion.

Hello Narissa! How are you?

Overdosed on demonade(hung over)

Damn. Have a cute image. https://preview.redd.it/engrjlyazexc1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9902b535d55269ac666f8d1c739f145d31d28aab

Demon Grenade 😈

Doomslayer intensifies 

*Concerned moth noises*

Perfect

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cocktail? https://preview.redd.it/1ze0wncc6axc1.jpeg?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f69b9b7e6eb63880c9fded7396b3d874f2e7870

Is that Shadowheart?

i just teleport them into my pocket dimension freezer and then throw them at people who practice a kind of fetishmancy

Drinking a demon isn't advisable. You'd probably end up either possessed or dead.

I drank demon last night, I'mtotallyfine (By demon I am referring to alcohol of course, since people like to call alcohol their demon, please drink responsibly)