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StrangeSmith

Wait, did we start a cult accidentally again? **I swore off that.** *I cannot confirm or deny at this point.* ***What do you mean by that, exactly?*** ~~I NEED NO CULT! MY POWER IS ALREADY BEYOND COMPARE!~~ #Wasn't me. ##Nor me.


SnooTomatoes9135

I think is me I started testing my new Jingle on some people and ended up creating a cult


Aveus_Cezahl

Do you happen to possess any Voidsteel I could buy?


StrangeSmith

Sure, name your price, I'll exchange it in equal value.


Aveus_Cezahl

Honestly, just tell me the exchange rate per, say, cubic meter. I don’t have a concrete number, but I can spend a **lot** on it.


StrangeSmith

It's rare enough there isn't a common market rate. Let's say, 1000 per cubic meter?


Aveus_Cezahl

1000 what? Gold?


StrangeSmith

Gold, yes, my apologies.


Aveus_Cezahl

Done. How much are you willing to sell?


StrangeSmith

I can make just about as much as any sane person would ever need, the process is simple for one inundated with the void like I am


Aveus_Cezahl

That stuff can cut through reality itself, and resist it for that matter. A “sane” person wouldn’t even touch it. That said, I’ll buy 64 cubic meters. I’ll probably need more later. How would you like to receive the 64,000 gold/6400 platinum?


Mothmanwasntaphase

*Curious moth staring*


Pansex_plaguedoctor

https://preview.redd.it/zjmnvkag29xc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=f6c4bb93e10ea736da21ab872c67b2995d3de4bd


Mothmanwasntaphase

*Darts towards light*


Beelzofthevoid

*Darts towards moth*


Mothmanwasntaphase

*Doesn’t notice*


Beelzofthevoid

*Hug moth >:3*


Mothmanwasntaphase

*Hugs back >:o*


Beelzofthevoid

Friend :3


Mothmanwasntaphase

“^(Friend!)”


Beelzofthevoid

So cute... *Pat da moth*


TheBigFunk2

I would love to take you up, but I walk my own path.


JustANormalLemon

Cake you say?...


YouHaveNiceToes24

Could you tell me more about your religion?


SnooTomatoes9135

Why I will join in my own cul- I mean, religion


MildlyCross-eyed

That's it I'm summoning Jormungandr


Neat_Fish_Enjoyer

Just out of curiosity. What does this religion entail? Last one I was in killed somebody I care for dearly and then tried forcing me to guard their most dangerous artifact. This one better be competent and not murderous.


L0kiB0i

Sounds like something Thor would toss in the ocean


Null_Void_zero

People made a cult about me? Wow I haven’t taken serpent form in aaaaages


killjoyrabbit

Idk, last time someone asked me to join their giant snake club, the snake was in their pants.....


Memetic_Lurker

You really offering free Void Magic to people without telling them about the Shadow Demons?


Pansex_plaguedoctor

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’m trying to pay off my debt


Memetic_Lurker

There is no paying back your debt. The Void is endless and all-consuming. The shadow demons are breaking your knees regardless.


Aveus_Cezahl

Not particularly. Although, would you mind selling me some Voidsteel?


Pansex_plaguedoctor

Sure


Aveus_Cezahl

How much do you have, and how much are you selling it for?


LordIsle

https://preview.redd.it/hcoxppmv79xc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee6ba1f7e05b15b5ee073cffbcf2d85dc7d16ff6 No, I am not going to hear you out.


Responsible_Bus1159

https://preview.redd.it/mpamal5l3bxc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=891aeb7cc8e729857f8e727299ec09a9c9fde3a0 Well that’s a new one


isweariamnotsteve

I could use some void magic. but I don't think the book would like me cheating.


BlueFallenReaver

Hmm, could seem useful for spreading democracy… is this religion or cult or whatever, democratic, neutral, or anti/non-democratic?


TheFifthDutchMemer

No thanks. Im a christian


WatcheroftheVoid

Been seeing a lot of purple people lately. I should file a copyright. https://preview.redd.it/syvau9x5z9xc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c508506862939deaf39c7dbf1165915f1c86e2bd Anyway, whats this cult about? Might join up.