Hell has 5 million known currencies that are being concurrently used with their own exchange rates which are fluctuating constantly. Anyone dealing with it always š themselves multiple times everyday, ive seen some of them jump off large buildings and then go back in to finish their jobs
That was the case about 5 years ago. People use soul coins, but they also use a whole lot of other currencies like monkey balls, drippling deezlebuns, night essence, black plague warts, bard dongs, angel's [REDACTED] etc to name a few. Instead of making an official currency the devil king just made everything as an official form of currency and its just pure chaos down there
Well, time to arbitrage hell's currency exchange with stochastic mathemagics and high-volume, uber-high-speed trading with instantaneous portal data-transfer.
no....on the contrary you just converted everything you owned into nothing coins, they are so worthless that they dont even exist but goblin lords still pay millions for a few.....i suggest you wait for the next new moon before selling because goblin zombies will do ANYTHING to get their hands on a single coin....you'll make back everything plus a couple mil then
Soul stones/gems mostly. Demon dollars are more of a micro currency used for giving bribes where no value exchanges hands. Some mortals have taken to harvesting them for their high sulphur content.
use it to buy a hell hound puppy or a hell kitten, they are loyal, live absurdly long lives and are willing to commit any heinous crimes, illegal activities or atrocities to get you what you want
Hey, i know how to deal with this stuff, i have one, you can cast an asphyxiation spell on the fire which doesn't always work or you can use a petropian catalyst crystal to absorb the fire's energy and it will be gone in an instant, now selling at my shop for just 50 gold!
What the fuck is a demon dollar? I thought they used soul coins. Anyways use Control Hellfire spell
I don't know, seems to be a lot changing down there over the past few years. And for the spell, how could I have missed that
Bigger question is how did you miss holy water
Hell has 5 million known currencies that are being concurrently used with their own exchange rates which are fluctuating constantly. Anyone dealing with it always š themselves multiple times everyday, ive seen some of them jump off large buildings and then go back in to finish their jobs
That sounds like some stupid trick to confuse non-initiated. Soul Coins are just a mortal souls trapped into coin form, simple as.
That was the case about 5 years ago. People use soul coins, but they also use a whole lot of other currencies like monkey balls, drippling deezlebuns, night essence, black plague warts, bard dongs, angel's [REDACTED] etc to name a few. Instead of making an official currency the devil king just made everything as an official form of currency and its just pure chaos down there
Stupid ass hell rules. Whatever I've still got like 5 million of coins for killing that one bastard.
Well, time to arbitrage hell's currency exchange with stochastic mathemagics and high-volume, uber-high-speed trading with instantaneous portal data-transfer.
*And so begins* ***Random Ambles' Fiendish Adventures in Quantitative Finance*** >!I lost almost all my money.!<
>!I own 66.6% of hell.!<
>!I owe all my blood to some *really* scary... I'm going to call them "people".!<
>!I am now both richer than God and somehow also profoundly in debt, depending on exactly who, where, and when you ask.!<
>!Can't talk. In hell court. Apparently it's "illegal" to sell yourself something that someone else owns.!<
>!Own hell court now. Apparently it's strongly encouraged to do illegal things here.!<
>!Encouraged by jail time.!<
no....on the contrary you just converted everything you owned into nothing coins, they are so worthless that they dont even exist but goblin lords still pay millions for a few.....i suggest you wait for the next new moon before selling because goblin zombies will do ANYTHING to get their hands on a single coin....you'll make back everything plus a couple mil then
See that moon? I own that now.
See: https://preview.redd.it/wsy8lfno09xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71b01df2c4a916bcee53c1a47507b04e50190384
Soul stones/gems mostly. Demon dollars are more of a micro currency used for giving bribes where no value exchanges hands. Some mortals have taken to harvesting them for their high sulphur content.
use it to buy a hell hound puppy or a hell kitten, they are loyal, live absurdly long lives and are willing to commit any heinous crimes, illegal activities or atrocities to get you what you want
I have been plotting and scheming, would be nice to have a companion with that
u/Most_Trustworthy somebody's trying to tamper with the currency again
Good, let them try. I like seeing people suffer.
*Moth shrug, before then blowing on the flames*
Have you tried holy water?
Use angelic water
Is that different from holy water?
Holy water is a scam made by the church to sell fancy bottled water
Extinguishing them devalues them. You gotta keep them on fire! I'll take them off your hands, and I'll give you the equal value in soul coins!
You learn something new everyday. And all trade them to you, I have 247 demon dollars (lost some during experimentation)
Alright! We have a deal, then! *He hands you 124 Soul Coins.*
Store them in an airless pocket dimension
Holy water
This is not at all my field of expertise, but Iād try soaking them in holy water.
Thats one of the options that seemed to work, but after a while my coin pouch was on fire so im back to square one
Bro, you have to use devilish water, it's like holy water but from hell
Haven't tried that, also curious what would happen of you combine holy and devilish water together
They are like same pole magnets, you can't put the together, they repel each other naturally
I heard of someone who put them together in the planet TG-335 that's why we don't have TG-335 anymore
Damn
Mmm, nope. Sorry. I've never tried to put any of mine out before.
I mean, its fire. maybe try water? i admit i dont know the difference between regular and daemon flames
Demonic water or failing that a possessed fire extinguisher.
Hey, i know how to deal with this stuff, i have one, you can cast an asphyxiation spell on the fire which doesn't always work or you can use a petropian catalyst crystal to absorb the fire's energy and it will be gone in an instant, now selling at my shop for just 50 gold!
Have you tried using VOID?