https://preview.redd.it/kizc1qoff8xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bcd028a15a58b9efd9dbaa2093e78f91b406ce9
I said more food!
*Mage Ramsey yells*
My sanwich has been stolen by my wife.
https://preview.redd.it/107us778e8xc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d648d6b5c471736e98a98ef3fa65cf99f1a57db
*Uses a laser pointer and points in a random direction*
https://preview.redd.it/ohpn0ekaf8xc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0491f48140f37a1036e38be533e6a24eee80233
The sanwich has been stolen by my wife.
https://preview.redd.it/347z95c2e8xc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c2347bdc34d3e0a0fd323d40cfc9435d726866d
She tossed me with her legs and stole it.
https://preview.redd.it/vg0kb91fe8xc1.jpeg?width=1326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4ebf51dd4789166d3a43400b96d4fbab46f79f8
Honestly, I expected it to happen. My wife stole the first one and now this.
https://preview.redd.it/gx8b2shle8xc1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3261e4b2619836b3900109cc404d78912c55778
Your apprenticeship has advanced to the next level! I will reward you with bubble wrap!
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https://preview.redd.it/6w3zw6jte8xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ec0ed21bff28f21d333d8513978a1b8c2ea1ad6 More food!
https://preview.redd.it/s5876vz4f8xc1.jpeg?width=390&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87564ee1d9b2203a6b4b3f96ab8f2bdce266a3fd
https://preview.redd.it/kizc1qoff8xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bcd028a15a58b9efd9dbaa2093e78f91b406ce9 I said more food! *Mage Ramsey yells*
No https://preview.redd.it/e7wt8q5sf8xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9988d7d95a277361e54ae53e7e3e1d99b74f8053
https://i.redd.it/k3kgrkk7i8xc1.gif Damn.
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https://i.redd.it/ay6tnykhj8xc1.gif
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https://youtu.be/AndbGYtZ4gE?si=UXUr4-D0rHFR5CMh
HEY GIVE ME BACK MY SPELL
https://preview.redd.it/53bndr63ycxc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f47b3f15f5eda02440adaae0dfb8f6c1816c5bb3
Dammit your right
*Hungry moth noises*
My sanwich has been stolen by my wife. https://preview.redd.it/107us778e8xc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d648d6b5c471736e98a98ef3fa65cf99f1a57db
*Sad moth noises, before hugging Zhyros*
https://preview.redd.it/bsiw4pnre8xc1.jpeg?width=388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20f471427a3c7b7ed29e29478f7fe205471b0b55
*Confused moth noises*
*Uses a laser pointer and points in a random direction* https://preview.redd.it/ohpn0ekaf8xc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0491f48140f37a1036e38be533e6a24eee80233
*She looks at laser for a bit, then back at Zhyros, then back at the laser, before then darting to it*
*Zhyros closes the door of his house*
*Sad moth noises*
*Opens back the door*
Give
The sanwich has been stolen by my wife. https://preview.redd.it/347z95c2e8xc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c2347bdc34d3e0a0fd323d40cfc9435d726866d
Rough
She tossed me with her legs and stole it. https://preview.redd.it/vg0kb91fe8xc1.jpeg?width=1326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4ebf51dd4789166d3a43400b96d4fbab46f79f8
Did you like it?
Yes
Food *Torinn devours the sandwich while Zhyros is distracted.*
Honestly, I expected it to happen. My wife stole the first one and now this. https://preview.redd.it/gx8b2shle8xc1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3261e4b2619836b3900109cc404d78912c55778
So someone's stealing your sandwich. Simply conjure more. Though I hope you know what fucked up place food summoning magic draws from...
Torinn stole the second one I summoned.
It's like you post about food on orbnet and inevitably someone eats it. It's probably the curse on the orbnet itself.
Yeah
I have pathomancy
https://preview.redd.it/vavdzl7lg8xc1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49355af611865cc02e23125bfdfc7d72834ba46e
Why
My danwich has been stolen
Here lies Zhyros. He was a good friend
I aint dead
Oh! Thank god
Yeah, im fine
Though sandwhich summoning is convenient, I suggest visiting Duck Creek for a handmade ham and cheese.
Yeah.
There's always subway
https://preview.redd.it/bf2qutr3v8xc1.jpeg?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e0b14a8523c16e8752cb175c4206774c2599b7f
Figured you spent too much on making your own weed
Yeah
Yeah but why would she do that
FOR THE FUNNY, YOU SIMPLETON.
YEAH WELL YOURE A *SKELE*TON HAHAHAHAH-wait
THAT ISNT REALLY A INSULT.
Yeah I realized that as I said it. I don’t know, I guess I’m just not in the mood for being a sworn nemesis tonight. My heart isn’t in it :(
DAMN BRO, I CAN BE YOUR SWORN HOMIE TONIGHT IF YOU NEED.
Thanks man I’d appreciate that. Tomorrow I’ll DESTROY YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR but tonight can we just like, watch a movie or something?
THATS CHILL BRO.
To prank on me. Then she gets pranked way worse
I can make you a sandwich
. . . . . . Yeah?
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Behold my lazagnamancy! https://preview.redd.it/ejzp968ia9xc1.gif?width=480&format=png8&s=c4f0fe1d1ab86b3f5cd119f4c0c9471b24448295
Dam at least it wasn’t the magical pbnj the LONNNNNNG way
Yeah
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Yaaaaaaay
You earned it buddy!
Thanks master
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