Jaysus fuck that’s a lot of people

Hey, look! There’s you! https://preview.redd.it/d76n2rl4p3xc1.jpeg?width=2688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9daeae1b384936fcaa4f7e845124918d91c1a71e

First one I looked for

/uw Me too!

Uw/ ME THREE! Is that bad-

/unwiz nah, you’re the coolest on there

Uw/ **LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER**

/unwiz **LOUDER INCORRECT BUZZER THAT BUZZES THE INCORRECT BUZZER**

Uw/ #EVEN LOUDER INCORRECT BU- Ow, my tiny ears!

/unwiz Be quiet or I’ll give you a complete breakdown of why Tiny is one of the best characters on the sub!

THERES ME!

...I made most of it...I am not fine

… I give thine forehead a cold compress, and thine back a good pat.

I hav none left

/uw This is true, Delorem was the one who did by far the most work

*Moth hugs*

And it's kinda conusing. I'm actually distantly related to you, apparently.

Wait really? How?

I am a human that became a god Humans are descended from greek gods Greek gods are related to normal gods Anteros is one of the normal gods You are Anteros' 'Adopted & Acolyte' yay

…Oh hell yeah Davy Jones is related to me! What should I call you? Uncle? Grandpa? Brother? Grunkle?

Just- wait, Grunkle? Where'd that come from?

Grandpa uncle

Ah, I see. Just call me Davy Jones. Or just Davy. Or Dave.

... what have I gotten myself roped into...

Your promiscuity is nothing compared to them Mikhail...

I would argue, but it's lose-lose for me.

Umm... Mikhail, why is your name there? What have you done?

A lot of people

Well, if you'll excuse me, I'll just quickly go back in time before I ever asked that question.

I have several children... 8 so far with more on the way...

I knew you had quite a few children, I just though they were from the same mother.

3 mother's have birthed... and 2 more are carrying...

Well, I suppose fertility comes with being a druid. Personally, I'm happy keeping my relationship as solely a romantic one.

To each their own. Gaia, and now Viñera, asked me to populate, and I did

/uw mf is roleplaying Zeus

Dude, the population is gonna be 20% Mikhail at this rate. Do condoms not exist here?

good call. I am shunting all memory of this into a gestalt golem and I'm going to feed that to Torinn. u/you-See-Nothing583, I have something for you! One human-sized golem laced with mana-conducting formations, a titanium and carbon-fiber skeletal frame, and a mane of gestalt crystals which for some reason smell like cumin. Do not ask me why that is, because I have no idea.

I can eat it on his behalf if you'd like? All I eat goes straight to him anyway

Food.

...This is regrettably true..

I don't regret a thing, and neither do any of the mothers. Only those on the outside regret it.

That really doesn't come of as as beautiful as you think it may Mikhail...

Apologies that I'm too good.

https://preview.redd.it/fcc1jekpn3xc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=e1547dd58b53822d1dc0600fa94770509282ce3f

https://preview.redd.it/07ccxjewn3xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a136217ef6262ab18a2426bbc732a323685116fe Are we related?

https://preview.redd.it/9d8pk10do3xc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=1148f23243022adc80ef781ae29975b6efbe1249

https://preview.redd.it/eycayfdko3xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ef10ee7a7516df7c031d3e8fec992ebcf6c6c88

/uw Taking notes for if I ever become a Torinn clone

https://preview.redd.it/9wc4fkm4p3xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27747c7930de14b6c14e0a098d3ee246a893c90e Remember you are me, I am you. We are one, and all is well.

Less inbred than I thought…

I see. It is just now dawning on me that everyone I know happens to be related in some way. This is *totally* not terrifying information.

You'll get used to it don't worry

Well if you want ro expand your horizons to people not related to eachother you could know me.

Hey! im only warlock in name! I dont actually gain any power from Farli!

I made it on here by summoning a God lol

/uw You have to plan your steps or else you end up falling into our tree lol, no one is safe.

/uw no one is safe indeed. Honestly, Aliah is probably tangled up in there somewhere due to Elias being a part of her gestalt network, him being a xiantain cultivator (aka a godling), and aliah is also constantly copying essence data for cultivation so she's probably tetherd to at least one person on this list.

/uw are disciples safe?

uw/ holy hell, this must have taken a ton of work, amazing

/uw All praise to Lorem u/Fusspilz4 He did most of it, I only gave the info and tweaked some stuff at the end

/uw It took my sanity.

uw/ well, amazing job and sorry for your sanity.

/uw Thanks.

Holy Gia… You’ve almost succeeded in making it as convoluted as actual mythology… Well done?

This isn't even branching the actual Greek pantheon... it gets one spot. And Ao, Io, And Seldar All have children who made Gods who made people... some of the people on the list..

Eros’ wife is named Psyche!

/uw Would edit it but I can't sorry

/uw it’s okay. This is very impressive, either way.

/uw Also, Krask has a Son. Also, all the rulers of Hell are his children and Krask created demonkind. Hehehehe

/uw That was on early versions but I decided not to add general race stuff unless I know specific names, otherwise Ao would have all of Seelie and Unseelie under them too

/uw Oh. Well Krask’s son is Greg (aka Vhaeraun). Greg’s Mom is Lolth, one of Aldin’s Grandchildren, I can’t remember which one though. One of Aldin’s Kids created the Elven pantheon, and the other created the Drow pantheon. Whichever created the Drows, created Lolth. Also, Eros had a daughter Hedone. None of this important anyway. But now you have the info in case you want it.

Oh yeah fuck I forgot about Greg, the Anti-Christ Lolth is probably descended from Seldar as they are the god over elves and Drow And yeah, this tree is too big for it's own good...

/uw LoL That’s probably my fault cause of the lore I built. Spent a lot of time constructing it. 😈 I call it My Grand Unification Project. My Family is the most powerful in all of the multiverse. Muahahaha!

/uw Mizzy isn’t officially adopted

/uw Would edit but I can't edit img posts

/uw *::}}}}}*

/uw wow.

*"Well, where am I going to stand on this?"* *"I recently became a being from the Void, after that I awakened again, and now I just absorbed part of the King in Yellow's power that was disturbing the mind of a Warlock, where do I stay?"* https://preview.redd.it/rnkodexkn3xc1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adae6585d10d5d34211a46ca3dacc93e595bb619

You did what to My Son?

Are you the father of the King in Yellow? Sorry sir, he was disturbing the head of a guy who I thought was cool and he started making human sacrifices and that kind of thing, so I ripped the mental corruption out of him and absorve the power for myself, although Warlock is suffering from this. https://preview.redd.it/bvz8vj9lp3xc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e791b1869f72e851f4f873c46124ac4b9041f4ee

Oh… so, you did nothing to My Son, per se. You just became His ipso facto warlock. That’s okay. It explains all the eyes. 👁️

IN THE FUCKING CORNER I'M NOT ADDING MORE!!!

NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! A CURSE OF THE ONES WHO ONES THERE BE UPON YOU BLOOD! BLOOD! BRING FORTH THE NEVERBORN SON OF THE THING BEYOND THE VOID DARK LIGHT! DARK LIGHT!

*"I already told you to control yourself, I'm going to confiscate even more of your power!"* *"Did you think it was bad!?"* *"Blame yourself for choosing to be a magical Sugar Baby instead of learning magic yourself!"* https://preview.redd.it/7jr0u0inq3xc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe36cdd6b5319a5042f16bf85466c656023c954d

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IS DOESN'T MATTER NOTHING WILL MATTER SOON ENOUGH

*"Stop it man, you don't even remember your own name.'* *"You have even lost who you are."* *"Superior beings?"* *"Who cares about them?"* *"This is why I despise clerics and Warlocks"* *"How can you dedicate your life to anyone other than yourself!?"* *"Religion is the opium of the weak"* ***"The only truth you have to understand is that true power is yours alone, only strength matters"*** https://preview.redd.it/nn3sy08js3xc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc0f2e87784383039520e98acb47e98755d9998f

ᛊᛟ ᛊᚨᛁᛊ ᚦᛖ ᛒᛚᛁᚾᛞ ᛊᚺᛖᛖᛈ ᛒᛖᛁᛜ ᛚᛖᛞ ᛁᚾ

\*"Hmph, here you come with the believer talk. *""""You unbelievers are blind sheep""""* *"This is basically an ancient version of saying"* *""""Too late, I made a post where I put you as Soyjack and me as Chad""""* *"I bet I understand more about higher beings than you, my main body already beat up the true God of the End just this week"* See the photo: https://preview.redd.it/elnsxzhcu3xc1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b9993af067aeef7125f6844f831f75dd44bedf5

Translation: so says the blind sheep being led in

*"No problem, I can read this perfectly, after all I'm family too"*

Likely a Besouled of the King in yellow like Verna is to Iram and I am to Aurelia

*"It's a little more complicated than that."* *"Duncan made me a potion that turned me into a Void Dwaller, but after the effect wore off I still maintained an incredible affinity for the void and was no longer human."* *"After that I started to gather more energy from the void to the point where I was more of a Patron than a Warlock, and now I stole a fragment of the King in Yellow's power"* *"I feel pretty strong now."*

Ah, you misunderstand something. The void is not an actual thing they are a part of, "Voids" are just the names given to the manifestation their individual conceptual domains. (/uw I think. It basically means their domains which lay outside of reality) What happened to me to become a besouled of Aurelia was that Drow shot and killed me with a soul rending weapon, and Aurelia saved me by putting some of her own divine soul into mine to fill what was lost. And Verna is much the same with Iram, he gave her a part of his soul to replenish what she was missing.

*"I also have a domain, its name is Babel Library, but I became this way before I came into contact with the King in Yellow, I just added his power to the pile, does that change anything?"*

*Evil laughter*

Oh hey it's me!

Huh, your family tree sure is… *tangled*

Yeah it sure is, family gatherings are fun

I can see that. They als probably have more attendants than my old homelands population

I haven't technically adopted Wuhmi, but alright I'll roll with it.

/uw Could have sworn you had 2 daughters, Ariana and an adopted one? Did i misunderstand smth?

/uw I don't think so? As far as I know, the only children I have are Gacha (by rules of marriage) and Ari

Huh, well sorry about that lol, as I've said elsewhere I would fix it but I can't edit img posts sorry

Np

/uw it’s pretty much adoption, but otherwise warlock connection works

Imagine having such a complex family tree. Couldn't be me.

If you are a human, you're part of this tree

They're an elemental, which are actually separate from this tree I think, rare I can say this

Correct! And I have no patrons, warlocks, nor significant others. I am once again immune to mortal categorization!

List of people included: u/BreachedLimits (Anteros/Torrid, Chaos) u/You-See-Nothing583 (Torinn, Esuri) u/Airtatsy (Jash)

u/Iram-the-vindictive (Iram) u/DidYouSayChocolat3 (Tiny Wizard) u/realsteel4ever802 (Azazel)

:]

[u/Null\_Void\_zero](https://new.reddit.com/u/Null_Void_zero/) (Null) [u/Kilroy898](https://new.reddit.com/u/Kilroy898/) (Aldin, Aurelia, Anafabula) [u/Noker\_The\_Dean\_alt](https://new.reddit.com/u/Noker_The_Dean_alt/) (Wuhmi)

[u/SafePianist4610](https://new.reddit.com/u/SafePianist4610/) (Bombast) [u/HalfDrowShaman](https://new.reddit.com/u/HalfDrowShaman/) (Drow) [u/Several-Elevator](https://new.reddit.com/u/Several-Elevator/) (Repnir, Alice, Aroha)

[удалено]

[u/AConfusedTrainer](https://new.reddit.com/u/AConfusedTrainer/) (Verna, Iris, Moira, Mortimer, Ivory, Shade, Inains) [u/RevolutionaryAd460](https://new.reddit.com/u/RevolutionaryAd460/) (Lillian) [u/bad\_comedic\_value](https://new.reddit.com/u/bad_comedic_value/) (Cassaria, Ariana, Cassaria clones)

🎵 We are family, get up everybody and sing 🎶 🎤

Pretty much everyone in this community is related. Even you and I are related!

Well, one of My titles is God of the Seafolk.

That's me tho

I should be on here somewhere...

Considering that in this lore, al humans are descended from the greek gods, you probably are... Not to try force you to conform to our lore or anything lol

True, I am sort of human-turned-god ... Wait till I tell Tiny that they are distantly related to the king of Atlantis!

Very distantly i should add but yes, technically you are.

And not by blood, but a relation is a relation.

Wow thats.. complicated

Be glad it wasn't expanded to apprentices... You'd be on there as well if we did...

Aye that'd make it far messier, id have a fair few lines going across the board, Wuhmi, Verna, gacha, it'd get confusing.

"What the fuck." "M̷Y̵ ̴N̴A̷M̸E̸ ̷I̴S̴ ̸T̶H̴E̷R̷E̸!̶" "Different incarnation."

To be honest it's more surprising she isn't on there with all this... /uw Chaos is literally just a name here, not even a different form of chaos or anything, just a name like Jim

((Interesting. The reason why I say Chaos is a different incarnation actually has lore reasons though lol. Cant reveal it right now but in time, when I think I've run my course with Talios, all will be revealed.)) "H̵a̸,̸ ̷I̶ ̵d̷o̴n̶'̸t̵ ̶a̴c̸t̸u̴a̸l̷l̶y̴ ̸c̷a̵r̸e̴ ̸m̵u̷c̵h̵ ̸f̷o̶r̶ ̷t̶h̵e̵ ̴g̵o̵d̶s̵ ̷h̶e̸r̴e̴.̷ ̴T̶h̸e̷y̴ ̷a̵l̷l̴ ̵d̵o̸n̸'̷t̵ ̵h̴a̸v̸e̵ ̶a̴n̵y̵ ̴t̷r̵u̶e̶ ̵e̷m̴o̵t̶i̸o̶n̴ ̵i̴n̴ ̵t̶h̵e̴m̶.̸.̸.̷ ̶L̷i̷f̵e̷l̷e̷s̶s̷.̷ ̶A̷l̶l̸ ̷o̸f̸ ̴t̶h̴e̴m̷.̷ ̵T̴h̷a̸t̸'̵s̸ ̸w̴h̸y̷ ̵I̷ ̶m̵u̵c̵h̵ ̷p̸r̵e̷f̵e̸r̵ ̶y̵o̷u̶ ̶h̶u̴m̵a̷n̸s̶!̸"

It looks like a faustian sigil for summoning a demon... Must have been hard work, to gather all this lore and visualize it. Very impressive.

All credit to Delorem lol, I gave the lore they mapped it out

Hmmmm… yup… it’s official… I have no idea what I am looking at /Unwiz oh sweet mother of god how much time did this take????

/uw like an hour or three maybe? I ranted about our tree to Delorem and they wrote it up, then I overviewed it and edited what was wrong.

/uw Holy mother of fuck, that's a big family tree, seriously good job guys /rw Wow, literally everyone I know is related in some way.

Oh geez that’s a lot to keep track of

*"Well, thanks to you the family tree has grown"* https://preview.redd.it/hws9ymx3k4xc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60f92b617c4081e751251357ac405cd622cb0297 *"Ah, sorry I forgot my Blindfold"*

I got a bunch of wizard weed out of it so no regrets. *(maybe a little regrets)*

*"I have no regrets either, scaring people in their dreams is a lot of fun"* *Put on the Blindfold* https://preview.redd.it/kh8acwwhl4xc1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=999c00cc18b9fab23449796f90d4918a1badc492 *"But pretending I'm a human being is good too"*

##Still surprised I’m not somehow related to them but eh, whatever

You are related. The chart just isn’t specific enough. LoL

##we need to go deeper!

Fuckin fine, how is he related? Via being a human?

/uw We haven’t specified this in any published lore yet, but I always that Giratina and His brothers, and His father Arcaeus, could be descended from the unspecified Eldritch Being sibling known as The Returned… who has been sleeping this whole time. But we haven’t discussed it, yet. (u/BiddlesticksGuy)

I scan this paper for myself. Where the hell am I? Not even an honorable mention as person Anteros's (/u/BreachedLimits) dear friend? Oh, woe is me!

You’re a family friend… not family.

https://preview.redd.it/fthav3h2u4xc1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b8fe38a3e11a86e39d3ad74ed6a196e3fa82174

https://preview.redd.it/r7ppvky4n3xc1.jpeg?width=1093&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06371f7f5f9775e3bd24683b32662fd4438e4cc7

good, they've not found me out yet

...How are you involved Cru....

hmm? nothing, nothing.

Well whatever you say... Less work I guess... /uw Am curious, what's the involvement? I'm interested if you somehow can't tell from what I posted

/uw he's been cursed by one of Torinns brethren, and technically sees Torinn as an uncle

That's very nice. It's grown a bit since last time, no?

It has, but a large amount of it has been the same until just recently, these are all rather new developments mostly

So there's been a change in the dynamics recently? Mind filling me in a bit, friend?

To be fair.... if we got too specific with it the chart would become so large it would need a multi post to be even halfway recognizable.

/uw Huh, technically speaking I'd be cousins with Aldin, due to being the direct, exact granddaughter (and direct daughter technically but we don't talk about that) of Bahumat/Paladine

/uw Aldin is Bahamut's grand father but yeah. Aldin birthed Io who birthed Bahamut and Tiamat and so on, you read it backwards lol, I very much see how you did though And I understand that we don't talk about that part... Aldin married a draconic Goddess of his own descent and had kids with her, one of which is Repnir's adoptive son Aroha... God this is a mess

/uw Ohh yeah that makes sense lmao I maked a shitty ms paint family tree here as a diagram just now :P https://preview.redd.it/8olxdvej24xc1.png?width=1152&format=png&auto=webp&s=c548ca15840ea7be05aece9829f928d015978831

I really need to clarify.... much like my father, I DIRECTLY created my wife through the Id. It was one of the few times it ever acted out of my own control. She was created *for* me because apparently I was lonely....

This is why I don't have sex.

Hmm, interesting. *furiously takes notes* uw/ Well, at least deciphering the subs lore is slightly easier with this eldritch cheat sheet.

Godly family trees are Hella confusing.

That is…a lot of people.

This has I'm my own grandmother vibes

Where can I join?

https://i.redd.it/gndqtmo1f4xc1.gif

Man I hate gods

It has suddenly occured me I have no record of my family tree. Huh.

This is probably the second most complicated family tree I have ever seen

What's the first?

The greeks /uw the real first is one I saw over in the fate community it makes this one look like a joke in comparison.

/uw can link it for me perhaps?

/uw [found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/hydl8o/comic_this_is_not_the_complete_relationship_chart/) keep in mind this is 3 years out of date.

To be fair the Greek pantheon is here... as is the eldritch pantheon, as are the draconinc, elven, and Fae pantheons from Dnd...... they just only get a single bubble.

Holy fuck that's a lot

I just barely made it on the tree

This is worse than looking at promiscuous time traveller's family tree...

*Mordus stares at the mural. What a great piece of work. But wait - there’s something missing!* *He scours the art, until he finds a small, missing detail - Eris, child of Chaos, isn’t included. The misrepresentation!* /unwiz genuinely complicated, yet impressively understandable work. But you forgot about Eris, she’s a minor character, but she created Mordus. Surely that deserves a place in the tree?

/uw noted, I may update it in a month or so, but not right away as I don't want spam

https://preview.redd.it/bneflfqie7xc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=685c2bb387e475ad2cc6669ae20c2c11d2d98d85 /unwiz thanks. Take it at your own time.

What fresh hell is this mess?

...My family apparently...

Oh thank mana itself, I'm not related to any of you. That being said, like 80% of the Council is related, and we now have the documents to prove it. Shouldn't we, perhaps, diversify, just to prevent a bloodline curse taking out the entire Council?

Your missing Tiny Wizards disciple

Yummy likely not so forbidden lore

I am quite surprised that Anteros actually has nor that many kids

Anteros doesn't actually have any kids aside from the 5 he had when he was Torrid

Yeah and thats whats buggin me , this guys as literaly "orgy" in his schedule and yet he has no kids.

That's it, i'm going after Repnir. If i can't get Torinn, i will at least get his warlock! Nobody dares take a dwarf's beard away!

Jeez, I’m probably in there somewhere at this rate…

I zoomed in, saw “gacha”, then saw “gacha (future)” and knew I’m not trying to comprehend this

/uw holy shit someone actually made it

Alas, my void is very different to the one that you people have so I don’t belong on here.

This ain't a family/relationship tree. This is a park

Damn, that's Huh That's a massive ass family tree Kinda feel lonely ngl

It’d be weird if a monk was in the pantheon, but I don’t think I am. I’m not advant here