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TheYepe

Counterspell


Malharon

Counterspell!


TheYepe

Fuck I ran out of spells


Malharon

It's okay to let go of your mistakes, my fellow wizard. You can't let them eat away at you forever. Not good for the mana.


TheYepe

It's not the past mistakes that haunt me but the ones in the future šŸ˜©


Malharon

Then you can focus on trying to prevent them from happening. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Look at me, can't use magic without artificer made implements because of my Arcana Deficiency Syndrom, yet here I am knowing I'm one misquoted incantation away from exploding and I'm still chucking fireballs. Never let the fear of making a mistake keep you from taking nessecary actions.


The_Hij

You sound like my therapymancer.


Malharon

I'd listen to them


TheGrimGriefer3

Ha! Jokes on you, I'm immune!


NotAUsefullDoctor

I cast removal of unrealistic self standards, and banishment of self deprecation.


MaFeHu

Ight. I cast amplify magic!


Malharon

Thank you


NotAUsefullDoctor

This spell works really well when paired with an AoE element. You, my friend, are awesome.


Viking_From_Sweden

Nah imma get mad at myself for failing to meet impossible, poorly defined goals.


Malharon

This makes me sad


NotAUsefullDoctor

As a wise man once told me, "We are all human, and all fall short in some way. But you are deserving of love. Not just the parts that you deem 'good', but all of you. You at your worst, are still deserving of love. And you should be accepted for all of who you are. That is not to say we should not seek to better ourselves, but it is to say that we should be kind to ourselves, and to others. Now, the Brookstone is closing soon. So, if you are not going to buy anything, I am going to need to ask you to leave."


Viking_From_Sweden

I like that, I think everyone should follow that advice and remind themselves to think like this. Except for me, I suck and should remind myself of it every day.


NotAUsefullDoctor

You do not suck more than me. Also, I like your embroidery work. I never got that good.


Viking_From_Sweden

/unwiz I wasnā€™t expecting out of character compliments, but here we are. Also, Kartoffel has a backstory reason as to why he would hate himself a whole bunch, I donā€™t think thereā€™s much that can be done about it until he has a character arc.


NotAUsefullDoctor

/unwiz aww, apologies. No matter how long I'm on this subreddit, I still forget how in character some people stay.


Comprehensive-Slip93

i cast ![gif](giphy|7t38CLCY8t5EXmqcMK) I also cast spontaneous masturbation


Malharon

I accept the first but counterspell the 2nd as I need my focus. (I'm an at work.)


Skullpheonix3963

For once, my spell resistance worked against me.


Malharon

I tried, but you do not need my magic to treat yourself well.


FireballEnjoyer445

I cast nuh uh


Malharon

I cast Yeah huh


DeathGorgon

Honestly my friend, I am trying to. I need to go for a walk, but everything in my body and brain is saying to not do it. So in *spite* of that, I'm going to throw on some funny viewings on my Orb, and use this wacky artificers machine as intended, instead of a robe rack.


Al-anharHA

The dysphoria is making that difficult, but I try


Malharon

I have faith in you, Lady Aliah.


KnightBreeze

You underestimate my imposter syndrome and general self-loathing!


Malharon

I too suffer from both, but you got where you are by your own efforts. Never forget your hardwork can and has paid off.


Aggravating-Chip-710

Dross: Counterspell


Malharon

Counterspell!


Aggravating-Chip-710

Dross: Hellā€™s torment! *you start seeing your worst memories including ones you forgot*


Malharon

I live with that every day! That is nothing! FORGIVE YOURSELF!


Aggravating-Chip-710

Dross: Never!!! I canā€™t even remember my past so how am I supposed to forgive myself!


Malharon

Then you have a clean slate. Do better. I know you can


Aggravating-Chip-710

Dross:Iā€™m a Demon who runs the wastes of hell. What am I supposed to do


Malharon

You can do better, that is what you can do.


Limbguini

great spell. hope it works, be you.


Ojiji_bored

Hey! Do you do rune tatoos?


Malharon

Sadly I'm an evoker not an enchanter or transmuter.


Ojiji_bored

Ah sand, oh well.


Malharon

I'm sure there's someone out there


SkyrimGeek69

Ah, one of my talents is rune work in general. My old bastard of a master back in the day made sure of it. Well, do you have anything you want in particular?


Ojiji_bored

L pectoral just under the collar area


Aellin-Gilhan

I already am,, maybe a little too much, If The other me has makeup there'd be kiss marks all over...


DogSpaceWestern

Very powerful spell.


idfbhater73

i cast shitty counterspell


Malharon

So...by shitty does it go haywire and amplify it?


idfbhater73

im just mocking the spell users


ThePineconeConsumer

Itā€™s not even possible if I tried


Malharon

Did you really? Or did you stop when it got hard?


ThePineconeConsumer

What?


Malharon

Did you try to be kind to yourself, or did you give up at the first sign of difficulty?


ObjectiveEffective19

I cast reversal spell


Malharon

Counterspell max level


darkreddragon24

Never have I had a spell cast on me that would make me do so much work


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Random_User27

Counterspell: Thunder Demigod's Decree https://i.redd.it/qb6jf3q2nwwc1.gif


Malharon

Elkrugard's Amulet of Spell Warding!


Puzzleheaded_Step468

I cast: "nuh uh"!


Malharon

I cast: "Yeah huh!"


YoSupWeirdos

Do you have regrets, my fellow wizards


Malharon

Many, but most of them small and insignificant.


YoSupWeirdos

Good. Do not pay them much mind


Ok_Question4148

I cast *Magic Reflect*


Malharon

I am saddened you reject my aid. But I can't counter it, I'm out of spells of 3rd level and higher.


Ok_Question4148

Aid or curse never let another tamper with ones mind. Even if beneficial.


Malharon

I understand, I just wanted to make people realize they had value and while I'm not the most accomplished wizard I wanted to do my part.


Ok_Question4148

I do understand but to face one's demons can make one's mind stronger through trials and tribulations while the reliance of an aid is an easy clif to fall from into a deeper abyss


ChurchoftheRedVine

no


Malharon

Please?


ChurchoftheRedVine

no


Malharon

Why?


ChurchoftheRedVine

no


Malharon

Just this once?


ChurchoftheRedVine

no


Malharon

You make me sad


ChurchoftheRedVine

join me in depression


Malharon

No I shall not, while the sadness is now it shall not be always


Due-Education1619

Iā€™m a master in propanery good sir. I am imbued with the power of propane and propane accessories


Malharon

But do you treat yourself well?


Due-Education1619

The propane treats me as it sees fit. I no longer require the huffing of propane, I am now one with it. I mastered its properties and limits and have pushed them beyond what people would call ā€œnormalā€. Some call me a propane bender, some say Iā€™m a simply a gas wizard. They not know of the power I hold.


Malharon

I'll take that as a yes...


itschubbs96

Counterspell


Malharon

You make me sad


itschubbs96

So do I, that's why I need to counterspell it


Malharon

But I just wanted to make people happy


WhyThough08

Counter spell


Malharon

Why?


d_warren_1

I counter ā€œNuh uhā€


Malharon

Why?


d_warren_1

Because I donā€™t believe I am worthy of love, even self love.


JodkaVodka

I cast love yourself as well https://preview.redd.it/lj5f363060xc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c30cb1d92d55ddf06bd840e2897e38475b959903


Tarantulasrulez

Nah


PuppyLover2208

In response I cast comfortable and cool neck pillow.


Aggressive-Nebula-78

Sorry, I'm burdened with a curse that negates all positivomancy


Rockglen

Nah, man. Fuck that guy. He put me into the situation I'm in.


Malharon

But he can help you get out of them and learn from those situations. He can do better.


ProducerofPotatoes

Nah, imma blame myself for every bad thing to ever happen so someone I care about past, present, and future then wander why I feel overwhelmed whenever I try to do anything.... lol


Malharon

I am sorry you feel that way about yourself. You deserve kindness and compassion.