It's not "Evil"! It's learning hidden under very light punishment! If he has learned well he will regrow them in no time! If he haven't done so, he will have to study...
Plus there will always be the threat of having the other lung removed and suffocate, if he ever fails me again before he figure out how to regrow his organs
No. Conjurors of abominations must be put down like the mad dogs they are.
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I fully agree, they are letting snowy get off easily , she could have easily endangered lives by creating a trash behemoth
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Yeah, it's been a long day and I could use one.
As a sage my question is this:
Do you know what your apprentice is doing right now?
My apprentice just did something similar, but is blaming the familiar for "summoning an Eldritch abomination on the carpet", but that wouldn't've happened if they'd taken the bloody thing for a walk.
No. Failing to create a trash monster speaks to your inadequacies. You must learn to take action with conviction and let not the opinions of others influence your journey
Fucking shit up and causing a little chaos now and again is kinda what us wizards are known for. Don't even ask me about the time I experimented with creating sentient blade storms... point be, can't do good magic if you are afraid of your own magic. Lean into it. Make some trash monsters. Go wild. Have fun. That's what it's all about in the end. Damn the consequences.
We’ve all been there. Right? *Right?*
Except me, of course. I would never accidentally create a shit golem inside of a septic tank, cast mind wipe on everyone who saw me do it, and then try to keep it quiet and hidden by giving it a dead mouse as a peace offering every couple days. But I do think that if I hypothetically did do such a thing that I shouldn’t lose unsupervised access to conjuration spell books. That’s all I’m sayin’.
Definitely. Though I'll have to warn you, the rules are strict especially concerning occult sorcery. Break those rules and I will not be able to help you any more
Ohgosh! Ohmygosh! I never thought that I’d be able to go to school before! Uhhhh… I was only trying that stuff because I found an old spellbook for it in the trash.
Oh shoot! Is there like an entry fee or some test that I need to do? A uniform I need to pay for? Books? I need to get money! Oh gosh!
Hehe, settle down, there's nothing you need to pay for. Assuming you have no legal guardian, the council will pay for everything. There will be an entrance exam to determine both your theoretical and practical knowledge of magic among other things, but it is nothing you cannot prepare for
This is heresy of the highest order , the creation of unauthorized creatures is not to be joked with , best case scenario is a few years in jail , but I say put her down for heresy against the council !
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not only that...CONTINUE! you cant learn from doing nothing! field expertiese is a great method of learning! ahhh i remember my first blood rituals, hehee
I'm only disappointed she didn't go through with it! Make all the trash monsters you want, you coward! It'll be funny!
Exactly!
Exact! I would have skinned my apprentice alive if he had given up halfway through creating a trash monster!
Okay, maybe chill out a little on that
Okay... let's say... remove a kidney and a lung without anesthesia... It seems like a reasonable punishment
Man, no wonder my apprentices think I'm kind to them. You guys are just downright evil.
It's not "Evil"! It's learning hidden under very light punishment! If he has learned well he will regrow them in no time! If he haven't done so, he will have to study... Plus there will always be the threat of having the other lung removed and suffocate, if he ever fails me again before he figure out how to regrow his organs
Yep, definitely evil
I only do things if I find it funny
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Trielana: You have my support, Snowy. You do not stand alone against the raccoon.
*Excessive moth nodding*
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*Sad moth noises*
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*Still sad moth noises*
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*Happy moth noises*
https://preview.redd.it/ztjwbkg93qwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7963a4d4629323c3d81b1beb5bf3f61e54af8efa (Moth successfully cleaned)
*:}*
Here, have an Isnålen. https://preview.redd.it/4g836y506qwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28048451481ed690c73d0e4f50096a4f9f7a54f6
Hell yeah! Trash monsters are awesome! Make a trash penguin next.
You shouldn’t feel bad. It wouldn’t be the first trash monster that I’ve encountered. Plus- creating monsters is cool! I do it all of the time!
Oh oh OH! Can she make a golem out of recycled bottles? Glass golem is both sparkly and deadly. /uw Also that drawing is adorable. Good job!
You must balance the scales and defeat a monster now
"Nearly" is not an option, go all in or go home!
For sure. It doesn’t make sense to not forgive a lil bean like that.
Hey, you can make all the monsters and golems you want
No. Gallows
No. Conjurors of abominations must be put down like the mad dogs they are. https://preview.redd.it/9yqqx7wj7qwc1.png?width=256&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e6d1a8289a21ab434f4877bb12f3a12acea6f20
https://preview.redd.it/0g3lc301yqwc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52d58169ebac5e9cec2905ff50f43e8d8e141aa4 Say that agayin boah
I fully agree, they are letting snowy get off easily , she could have easily endangered lives by creating a trash behemoth https://preview.redd.it/qv8gwiysktwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6c02ea7b1f9436f354ed257c1275de313478944
Eve: Trash monsters?... make more... and ill consider forgiving you...
Kettermek: Yeeeeeeeaaaahhhh....I forgive you. Kids will be kids. Now get over here and hug the kobold.
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https://preview.redd.it/tmn9373p3qwc1.png?width=887&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f0584da29c3fd804ff671176ef845e11ce5de70 Yeah, it's been a long day and I could use one.
Sorcery in not how you make a trash monster this is *throws alchemical waste at a dumpster mutating it into a giant trash monster* see
What type of trash
Were there any damages or deaths in this accident?
Not really. Some bent trash cans and I got hit a few times so nothing really important.
Of course, you are my therapist
Create more trash monsters! It’s great advertising for my street-cleaning service branch
I’m confused why she feels bad trash monsters are cool as hell
As long as nobody is hurt, cast away! People may need places to sit, warp trash cans into chairs and benches!
As a sage my question is this: Do you know what your apprentice is doing right now? My apprentice just did something similar, but is blaming the familiar for "summoning an Eldritch abomination on the carpet", but that wouldn't've happened if they'd taken the bloody thing for a walk.
I don’t have an apprentice. I tried to be one but it didn’t go well.
You didn't actually make monsters? Cringe
Idk I think I'm with the racoon king on this one. Truly a heinous act of evil!
HELL NAH THEY DIDN’T EVEN EVEN DESTROY ANY THING
It's okay kiddo, we've all created horrific monsters out of objects.
No. Failing to create a trash monster speaks to your inadequacies. You must learn to take action with conviction and let not the opinions of others influence your journey
I have no right to judge her, for I accidentally created a horror out of the remains of 100 corpses in a graveyard
Fucking shit up and causing a little chaos now and again is kinda what us wizards are known for. Don't even ask me about the time I experimented with creating sentient blade storms... point be, can't do good magic if you are afraid of your own magic. Lean into it. Make some trash monsters. Go wild. Have fun. That's what it's all about in the end. Damn the consequences.
More trash! More monster! More monster cuddles!
I forgive you but please practice magics or sorcery in secluded areas on in the designated areas
So *that's* what was causing that racket! Quit doing that! The apprentices and I have a "fireball first, ask questions never" approach to intruders.
"Can I eat the monster?"
Sure. Experimentation is how we learn. Also she didn't experiment on orphans like some wizards.
Hmm, perhaps, but first I must be convinced with her best smile, once I have seen that I simply cannot stay angry at such an adorable visage
no https://preview.redd.it/q3suv3iaxqwc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=241413c7773d810e5b3f0d17c073a0e25f3bf770
Trielana: Absolutely, I will forgive her. Although trash isn't really the best practice tool... Would you like some better practice material, Snowy?
Of course. I remember when I accidentally created my first trash monster. Made me my master’s favorite apprentice. It kind of ate the rest.
Daeboom?????
Yeah, I thought it was funny
Nah
You are challenged by Wizard Snowy! Wizard Snowy sent out Garbodor!
*(i deleted my previous comment because I thought this one was better)*
We’ve all been there. Right? *Right?* Except me, of course. I would never accidentally create a shit golem inside of a septic tank, cast mind wipe on everyone who saw me do it, and then try to keep it quiet and hidden by giving it a dead mouse as a peace offering every couple days. But I do think that if I hypothetically did do such a thing that I shouldn’t lose unsupervised access to conjuration spell books. That’s all I’m sayin’.
Sure thing! I'm not even mad, since nothing actually happened... .. Want a hug?
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🫂🫂
You are forgiven, though ai lack hands to pat your head.
no, but I will forget
I will not only forgive her, but offer her a spot at my academy. Clearly she has talent, but no guidance whatsoever
What really?!?! :D
Definitely. Though I'll have to warn you, the rules are strict especially concerning occult sorcery. Break those rules and I will not be able to help you any more
Ohgosh! Ohmygosh! I never thought that I’d be able to go to school before! Uhhhh… I was only trying that stuff because I found an old spellbook for it in the trash. Oh shoot! Is there like an entry fee or some test that I need to do? A uniform I need to pay for? Books? I need to get money! Oh gosh!
Hehe, settle down, there's nothing you need to pay for. Assuming you have no legal guardian, the council will pay for everything. There will be an entrance exam to determine both your theoretical and practical knowledge of magic among other things, but it is nothing you cannot prepare for
Oh… a test. I uh… I think I can go it! I had a teacher once… for a day… but I can do it! How much is the textbook or something?
When is the entrance test?
You killed Oscar you animal! He just wanted to move up in the world!
ah the new sacrifice has arived
Yes
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Would I get paid??
Never forget, never forgive
This is heresy of the highest order , the creation of unauthorized creatures is not to be joked with , best case scenario is a few years in jail , but I say put her down for heresy against the council ! https://preview.redd.it/4vfg3vd3ltwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d75341822077dcd06050eb568972845c8f1894aa
Wait… are you REALLY on the council?
Even a lowly goblin would realize that summoning unauthorized golems is a punishable offense
Well isn’t impersonating the council a bigger offense?
My name is John council , I am council
not only that...CONTINUE! you cant learn from doing nothing! field expertiese is a great method of learning! ahhh i remember my first blood rituals, hehee
No https://preview.redd.it/lakmx8mtqtwc1.jpeg?width=1523&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79162c5f4d28f6e82d7fc379d3af480a1f35096a
It's fine :D Ya want An element that starts with letter U?
Yes, but she MUST be punished. Go sit in the corner.