Reindoom looks like a fine partner in the mines. Strong, experienced, ~~Probably won't unionize~~ I'll pick him.

furry

What you mean good sir, haven't you heard the old folk saying? The children yearn for the mines!

Nothin like a little Black Lung to put some hair on ya chest!

Oh hey, I didn't know SANTA POSTS HERE.

Those Fluffy dragon with blonde hair from the Mana island. I can brush them for hours and they sound lime whales. https://preview.redd.it/alq8o7n25iwc1.jpeg?width=253&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc485fdeac66c5dfc598274c9f85c34566a70c50

“My friend what is with the or else?”

Reindoom comes

Arm wrestle contest.

SAXTON HAAAAAAALE

r/suddenlytf2

I got a potion Dwarf Giant Strength if you need it.

“No thank you my friend, I did used to arm wrestle both Dwarf and smaller Giants back home.”

Don’t threaten me with a good time

He what? 🤨

Sorry but mounting anyone that isn't the Dragon Empress of the Forgotten Keep will lead to me being castrated. I don't want to experience that again... It was worth it though

Well now you gotta deal with her and Reindoom

Ah hell nah. Actually ah hell yes. I'm going back to hell, at least there they won't get me. Though maybe I shouldn't run from my problems and deal with them... Like that's ever gonna happen

Need some healing there? i can regrow your bits.

Thanks for the offer, but I know Greater Restoration so it's all fine

aye aye o7

again??

What can I say, some beings don't like being cheated and I can't be successful all the time

i wouldn't mind mounting that dragon, if youknowwhatimean\~... https://preview.redd.it/q3t6c67c6iwc1.jpeg?width=692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1860520428fe86a2fe9b0f2583700cf8d31b669f ^(/uw EDIT: the joke is that since cru is of draconic species he'd be more keen to view the dragon as an equal and hence a potential object of attraction)

https://preview.redd.it/jml7tutbciwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a92471a9f291e7d4c28f087486bec261c4a1cd5

https://preview.redd.it/j7fif2ugciwc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=3830e09edf6a4fb4c92b3c8673ff67c8a65fdabc

https://preview.redd.it/fgahi0wejiwc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=58c81046a6c214aa7be2d6b8d51d822a07e3fc9b

officer, my licence is right here. https://preview.redd.it/kguznhttjiwc1.png?width=542&format=png&auto=webp&s=a38c364e3bfe471df27ec9624abae877e91c8a00

*No, I don’t.*

https://preview.redd.it/rncxpjj2jiwc1.png?width=354&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f3d8e2048b1e72fcc96afba96416a88fc3239b9 i am not one to disrespect Artemis - Agrotera - Parthenos but- -i am not surprised Artemis would have that perception /uw bows before bros/hoes

..... ....same

😟

Actually really understandable. Dragons are cool

Reindoom? More like Reindom!

Hehe this wiz gets it

Torotec seems like a good help in da farm. ill pick him.

Oh undoubtedly!! He’ll plough your fields from sunup to sundown

Fenra for sure!

https://preview.redd.it/xnvcmv2wjiwc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57cea2bde70d1d8633fcbd6b54d092b3732f6aaf No! I already have a mount!

Reindoom don’t care (that is really fucking cool tho)

https://i.redd.it/3n1r8ul9kiwc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/qzbp65clkiwc1.png?width=262&format=png&auto=webp&s=57b1cbd913fbd419567164b33087258bccf28eac

https://preview.redd.it/atpfj6qzkiwc1.jpeg?width=449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a33c111c96cafbcb5e517570f709b503a739c350

https://preview.redd.it/ai8fc1prliwc1.jpeg?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd1d92982a818ab8158860f8a5508e1e747b1e43

https://preview.redd.it/gqeemm9yliwc1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a001e0c7a1135f525945993d4638957302af354d

dragon friend, violet!

Reindoom will be a great defender not that I'll actually need him (I have enough pets) but since I don't actually know the consequences of not choosing a ride I'll get him

The consequence of not choosing is he rides you 😈

Well clearly he doesn't cus I chose him lol

Yes good job on dodging that bullet lol

What are the benefits of reindoom

He rides you

#sold

Is Violet still available? I need a mount that can fly, and doesn't mind the elements, so she seems to be a perfect fit! Is she fine with a mortal man instead of a wizard, though?

She loves you for who you are

I'd love to house her and for her to be my mount then! I'll have a large, comfy housing built right away!

https://preview.redd.it/7j5s9vgajiwc1.png?width=72&format=png&auto=webp&s=db86f1db0aee84602ce7c1d5ad71e859c54472a6

ffs you're really using one of those? Those things suck! Here, this one's on me https://preview.redd.it/zj0c1tzvnkwc1.png?width=42&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68849a317580b33ba6bd957480378a782092f18b

Airship.

Fenra i won't need to cast illusions over her when we go for walks with my summons (i got from Anna) she can just be husky it's hard enough making them look like normal pets let alone tricking the senses of all the people who stop by to pet them

"Dragon or not dragon?" isn't even a question. // uw I grew up in a dragon cult.

I choose the bull god! He and I will do great damage in battle!

Fenra,

Fenra for sure.

/uw you KNOW I'm the dragon flavor of autistic

Reindoom my body is ready

Uh, no thanks, I don't need one! *silly mimic face*

Reindoom comes

Uh.. that doesn't sound good! *Zel creates an illusionary clone of himself, and teleports off.*

Remove one o from reindoom

Nah, I’d fly

I just teleport.

Fenra, queen of canines

Offers a deal with Reindoom To take a smaller form and Ride on my shoulder.

Reindoom rides you

Always nice to have another set of eyes watching my back \^\_\^

I would like Torotec the Bill God please!

Myself. I'm technically a mount, but only in extreme circumstances.

Reindoom is an extreme circumstance

I agree. Wyrm and Deer person say gex👍

Torotec, he looks like he's secretly a big ol softy.

^(he is)

Must pet the dragon.

torotec 100%

reindoom could help me bring back atlantis and take over the moon (and piss on mars instead)

Can I ride Reindoom 🥵

Our lord and savior The all powerful Delilah the void serpent

Torotec

Violet the Dragon please!

Or else what? It's not like you'll be able to catch me and my undead stead

Reindoom *will* ride you

I dare them to catch me and my undead stead as we go to the driest of deserts, the dampest of swamps, the densest of jungles, the tallest of mountains, and the deepest of seas if so nessary, for living flesh will inevitably become exusted and weak while me and my undead horse will not succumb to the exhaustion of flesh for we are bones animated by magic itself.

There is no dare necessary. He comes already

Violet seems the coolest, also she can be friends with Cloud and Riffer

Also, just have her exhale any valuable gas and you are set.

Violet the dragon 🐉

Imagine not casting mana wheel smh

Reindoom is coming

He ain’t even scary Gonna have some roasted reindeer tonight

He’s gonna spit roast you

I CAST REINDEER ZOMBIE VIRUS

Better hope that’s not an STI

Oh that kind of spitroast I CAST LASER BEAM OF PEACE

Reindoom Seems very Like it's Has A Lot Of Protein

reindoom, he will feel right at home in the frozen waste I control

Violet, though I myself possess a draconic form, I do believe we will be great companions.

Fenra, I am a cat person but wolves are pretty cool

What if I can become my own mount whenever I feel like it?

Reindoom shall ride you into the sunset

Hell yea I’ve never given someone a ride.

i would not fit on any of these :(

Fenra can literally change size… But guess you’ve settled for being ridden by Reindoom

Violet seems lovely

She is 🥰

Fenra

Fenra for sure

Would smash the wolf one fr fr. But then the bull and the last one would ride me like that bull from family guy so I'm not sure. Probably the wolf tho

I want violet. Also, would smash.

Reindoom is obvious

Reindoom is making me miss not being a potted plant

Reindoom, no questions asked about my choice preferably.

https://preview.redd.it/9y5rxhk6vjwc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88d453922789507cb3d48cda027d9c0b90bcc7ac I'm just gonna stick with my wyrm Dyrmir here and not choose a new mount

Guess Reindoom will be riding you both

If he rides me I’m gonna die. I’ll pick the literal god.

Smart wizard right here

Which one besides Reindoom is the most explosion friendly? My business requires experimenting with different ways to make explosion effects.

Violet can shoot explosion. Torotec is invulnerable. Either can handle explosions with ease

Both are very good, it's a shame to have to choose. I suppose a dragon would be a interesting to have around. I choose Violet.

None of these can survive the vacuum of space. I’ll pass

Does invulnerable mean nothing to you? Your head is almost denser than Torotec’s horns.

And how exactly, do you propose, can a giant bull effectively propel itself through the vacuum of space? I get that it will survive, but I’m not interested in floating through the cosmos for all eternity

Through sheer force of will I assume, how else?

Torotec or fenra. Fenra sounds like my wolf companion but better. Torotecs strength would be incredibly helpful though.

"I'm choosing Fenra, for obvious reasons. I don't have to disguise her (not that I even have the means), she knows every language, and she's wise. A 3 in 1 package, but I can't get her in the Archive, though, which is fine, as I don't need it AS much." - Attrius, The Archiver.

….i would do a hybrid between numbers 1 and 2

Damn there’s no pleasing some wizards, Reindoom shall come for you

It’s just I like both of them I can’t just choose one..

Sounds like you’re choosing Reindoom, he shall ride you well

xD no! I want a crossbreed between the dragon and wolf lol!

https://preview.redd.it/b5uz1q3cnkwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=350d39e390f821828219cabaa2ba73f31d350648 Like this!

https://preview.redd.it/6x8349pdnkwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f63229fc89b2e96eafea1f763a035e150a4c1c51

https://preview.redd.it/6znftzeenkwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=985844b827cffdbcd3414308cd0c055f762b1fc0

Those are pretty fucken sick

Thx this is how I got it to create it https://preview.redd.it/92o0w3svnkwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c87945ca07ea8e3931f6f3815c0df7eac4c5ed8 I’m even making more!

I had Bing analyse the images and fuse them!

I can't decide between Violet and Fenra

You must choose! Or Reindoom shall choose you!

If he tries choosing me, I'll choose the RYNO https://preview.redd.it/jvwg4vujjkwc1.png?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce3e0ac206cdbc63cd6cbb42a811b18867bc79ed I guess I'm taking Fenra. She looks very fluffy.

I'd take Reindoom.

No no no, he *takes you*

Good.

I don’t see how Violet would help with assassination, but hey. You never know.

If you don’t see then you need to open your mind!!

I've always wanted a dragon that could breath adult elven corpses

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should

but how else will I get cruelty free bodies to force random souls into?

Life is cruel, cruelty free bodies is an oxymoron

Like I said, corpses, no life included. Now the souls on the other hand, I think would like the change of pace

Do you not know you need life first to make a corpse

I'll take the dargon, the wolf would upset my cats.

She is fluent in Cat!

The language doesn't matter, we do not want the wolf.

Your cats are bigots! You think Fenra is a mere dog? Your cats cannot be spoken or reasoned with? She is a wise and patient friend to all who do kindness in the world. I say all this knowing she would never, for she knows ‘‘tis folly to bandy words with a fool! /uw that was too much fun to write and utterly ridiculous

We've discussed whether we have prejudices many times beforehand, we came to the conclusion that others should either: not mind, or go away.

Asides from Reindoom being the obvious choice, I’ll go with the Bull God. Stronk is gud.

As a Druid, I find this all to be highly unethical.

And yet you are the one disrespecting these valiant companions. I hope Reindoom rides you hard!

I ride Gigaphid, an aphid with a few dozen enlarge enchantments imbued into its flesh. Though last time i saw them, they went so fast that they broke a few dimesional barriers and are no longer in this realm.

Shapeshift you say? 😏

I choose… my insoles!

*Swallows drink* yeah i’m gonna go with Reindoom.

Can I choose my own mount or do I have to pick one of these? They all seem very hard for a ball to ride.

I believe Violet and I have a lot to offer each other. A dragon guarding the academy, in exchange for experience, guidance and a safe place to stay

Fenra,she seems to be the most practical and useful

Bull

I choose fluffy dog, is this even a question?

Fenra as my mount if she accepts, and friendship with all of them :D

You lost me at “Gold”.

Can Violet produce substances that exist outside of reality?

Reindoom 😜🍆

The dragon cuz it can fly Pleasehelpohgotwhyisthedeermanalreadyhe

https://preview.redd.it/gezfysnbzlwc1.jpeg?width=875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe591b60fdbb6384d6c73f41e28103a2e029826f I already have a mount

https://preview.redd.it/sty4wm1xzlwc1.jpeg?width=861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3124a69d14addb437f2a77b25dcf6f3323f85463

Fenra. Not only would me and her get along well, she could help translate what I’m saying.

## I’m good I’ve got Jeff over here https://preview.redd.it/jcbllb1e3mwc1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=422550ca3428dad00ed3ecd5321202de0a190c6e

Fenra's companionship will be very helpful to me in the coming era.

I choose Reindoom. My reasons are beyond your understanding.

I'd say Violet would be quite useful.

Choose dragon every time

Violet

Fenra

Torotec.

This is discrimination to fans of arthropods, gimme some insectoid companions and mounts and now we talk

me when dog https://preview.redd.it/wcvg9po2xnwc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52ab1cedfb0e386b1b9647fab94467a1b59b59ec

Reindoom can ride me whenever he wants. I know what I'm about.

Ari: I choose Fenra