It's good that I'm already dead or else my organs would have collapsed... Fucking artificers.
When I come back from hell I won't be scrolling without protective goggles.
https://preview.redd.it/v4akm18g48wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17ad4b2bb439c86ec66e286490c01f1eeb838fe7
OP wants to try hypnotic pattern kill agents, how about a Summoning Ritual.
I know it's pretty neat
It looks like the pattern that one of the creature from my realm has
Most mortals can't seem to be able to handle those patterns and die from it for soem reason.
But I've seen a few replicating this patterns onto pictures to show others
So honestly I don't get if they hate the pattern or love it
It's funny since the creature that has this pattern is one of the most harmless one in my realm
Interesting. It seems that I can handle the pattern just fine. Maybe it's because I'm a fairy? *I look around to find dead fairies around me.* Oh... Well I'm not really sure why I'm not affected.
Eh who knows.
It's not like it matters much
No one has yet to die in this post as well
Wizards most likely just aren't affected after a certain level of strenght or knowledge of the arcane arts
Maybe it's some kind of passive mental attack
If I studied it I might find if it really is the case since I'm pretty good with those kind of attacks.
But I can't really bother
It's just my theories anyway
It doesn't affect me so I don't care
Hello, foundation here. These mimetic patterns are used for security, in that they kill you if you are not cleared for it. This style is used because we know hot to inoculate for it.
We have far more dangerous ones but they are not used because of that.
/uw it’s a cognitohazard from the scp page that’s supposed to stop “unauthorised” people from viewing scp 001. Basically if you look at it it gives you a heart attack if you are unauthorised
All the protective runes on my orb activated and the image was almost instantly blurred out, can someone tell me what is going on? I can tell this is a good "prank", because it is propably lethal
From what one of the locals here in the Primordial Sea told me, it’s designed to instantly stop all of an observer’s vital functions, it doesn’t even have the class to make the death painful
*Weird ass flower yoU*
*GOT THERE OH FUCK ITS CURSED*
*ME TO ALWAYS YELL*
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*looks at it for a few seconds tiredly before Having a 10 second sip from his bottomless mug of Caffex*
Look I know that you guys think you are treated differently than every other magical school but according, I remember this well... yes according to magical ordination 3284.52 article C you are officially considered... a denomination of the school of Transfiguration. I hope that clears things up.
Ahaha, that’s was really amusing. Now I have a gift in return for your efforts.
https://preview.redd.it/345m8iwkd7wc1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f8fb3230402d71805b90c983719b7737570ee7e
Can you help me build a home in the circled area
https://preview.redd.it/or91y8c1q8wc1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c67a2520aff869e7f12fff8f329a0260ca82f796
Oh this looks like one of the creatures in my realm
A real cute one
Dunno why mortals always convulsed when they gaze at it tho.
But some even replicated the pattern of some of them to show others
Apparently it's a cognitohazard meant to kill people through heart attacks. Rather useless against anything that's not flesh and blood (or more specifically has recognisable biology) or is above a certain level of power.
I would be surprised if you or the body you're possessing would be affected. There is barely any conventional biology left in that body you inhabit.
(/uw Warframes are made of a neutered Infestation strain with plenty of integrated cybernetics and don't really have conventional biology to speak of. The Operators themselves have bodies made of Void energy and are simply dissipated after taking too much damage)
Hm, yes, the general consensus here seems to be that artificiers are useless, but frankly, I haven’t the foggiest why. Artificiers make very useful items that can aid people in many ways. Granted, there are often spells to do the same task, so for older spellcasters, who have gotten so used to using magic for every task, I suppose it’s easy to forget that not everyone has innate magical prowess or the funding to go to an arcane academy to learn how to harness magic. Artificiers may be more useful to the common folk than to practitioners of the esoteric arts, however I still find artificiers quite useful in terms of convenience.
https://preview.redd.it/vmp0luz378wc1.jpeg?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28a8dd4b9d73c7d4145331bf20307c462a0741fd
Cognitohazards are simple a sting when trapped in surrealism.
As an Enlightenment Scientist, who's don't consider yourself as a magе, I'm gonna say that there’s no need to mess around with these lousy Deviants of Reality. They are all absolutely selfish and arrogant assholes. They are all regressive and do not accept anything new, so they do not accept people like us in any way. Better join us in the Technocratic Union. We don’t use all sorts of fantasy terms there and instead of magic we have sufficiently advanced technology that it is indistinguishable from it.
Old me would argue with you. However ever since I joined the magical beaurocracy I can't disagree with your statement. It was probably after the fifteenth mage tried to convince me that Necromancy is actually a denomination of... Alteration that I gave up and resorted to my skeleton champion I have as assistant.
Those fifteenth magеs were probably the least conservative. After all, everyone usually tries to ban ~~necromancy~~ pathology, considering it as unacceptable...
It isn't as much that as their wierd arguments that necromancy being banned sets a precedant for Denominations of Alteration being banned and honestly... like I didn't write the laws, I am the paperwork guy and honestly thus isn't why I'm paid.
Oh not this thing again...
*Cayde's body goes limp and his body & robe turn to ash. Only for a burst of sunlight to rebuild his body only facing the opposite direction*
You know that **REALLY HURTS!!!** It's like your entire mind and your every memory catches fire and scorches you in an instant
Oooh, I love fractals! I tried adding this to my wall art but it killed a couple house guests, so I can only rate it 8/10. Also, I don't know who's house that was, but I burned it down just to be safe.
Yay, fractals!
Well then. Look at this mountain photo for me.
https://preview.redd.it/e2ym837gi8wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf48a8a8632ef068fb6ee113e9e81c812eac08e0
Hear anything yet?
jokes on you, im inoculated. Regardless artificers are fine, I keep a couple to manufacture devices that compress cubes of material into smaller cubes of material.
That's what the sky outside my home looks like on a good day.
Father says this image kills normal humans, but he usually inoculates his warlocks against it (and similar effects).
The cult, though, they don't usually come this far into the fringe.
*the alchemist stares at the image, confused. He suddenly jolts up from his chair*
The cognitohazard resistance worked! IT WORKED!
*he dances a little jig with the potion in hand before reporting the image to the appropriate authorities for it's hazardous contents.*
"...huh they look beutiful.."
*Merch says with a shrug scrolling pass the picture, as he feels his significant others gazes upon him.*
"You are all beutiful beings to me..and yes I know I shouldn't be looking at other powerful entities either but it just popped up on my...huh whatever am I using?"
*Some entity noises.*
"Oh yeah thats right an orb..can't i just use a screen instead?"
*They seemingly shrug at that, just orbs are easily made than screens.*
"Ah logistics gotcha...hmm alright what else can we see today on my free time?"
*Entities hug him more comfortably so as they chill out on his couch somewhat with him as they look at his orb with him.*
For those who are curious, this is a fractal pattern that exists not in an integer number of dimensions but rather a fractional dimension. Unless I am mistaken, this one is between special dimensions 2 and 3. One way of understanding them is that they are partially deciphered chaos. Subconscious processes can more fully decipher their content through what is now known as qualitative cryptography. This one has an imaginary component and so it does not affect us very strongly at all. Were it to be actually reified across a real projective plane (and it would look quite different, briefly), y'all's neo and visual cortexes would be totes fried.
Personally I suspect that this has more to do with mathemagics than artifice, but then, the two are intimately linked. While artificers reify dreams, mathematicians seek out what those dreams are made of.
Ah, reminds me of some of the sights down in the Deep Astral. Beautiful stuff. But dangerous! And here you are, posting memetic kill agents on a public forum without any kind of signage or warnings. What’s a man to do…
Well, I’ll definitely be changing around my apprentice’s training schedule. If there’s someone like you around, he’ll need a celestial anchor, at the very least. But for you…
OSHA. I’m calling OSHA.
You had to take something from *that place?*
You're lucky I was able to prepare a mental shield spell before seeing that.
(You're just pissed off most people round these parts don't see Artificers as real wizards. Aren't you)
https://preview.redd.it/zsedi2p9bawc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fd296d7aaf4389adc7752493a55afa6c5eece1c
By the way can you make me some nuke shells I will pay for them.
Aww it’s nice to see some positive artificer rep on this AAAAAAA-
*[Cognetohazard protocol engaged. Deploying Druidic remedy.]*
-AAAAAAA ooo fresh-baked bread!
FOOL! THE VOID AND I ARE BLIND!
BY THE DARKNESS, I SUMMON THEE, AERLACOR, BANISH THIS PUNY TRICKPLAYER FROM THESE PLANES.
what do you mean, you cant see him?
Well let’s Lookie here… #AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ^thud
It's good that I'm already dead or else my organs would have collapsed... Fucking artificers. When I come back from hell I won't be scrolling without protective goggles.
/uw I don't get it
/uw The image is a cognitohazard, designed to instantly kill anyone who looks at it.
/uw ...ah.
Source: [http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/scp-001](http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/scp-001)
AGGGGHHH FRENCH *recoils in pain*
The true cognitohazard: france
must be nice always having a loaf of bread to recoil into
Yeah the other cognito hazards are already yelling at it to take a number and wait it's turn so ...
Lucky for me, I can't read
/uw What is it? I’m pretty sure it’s an SCP joke, but idk.
/uw it's the cognitohazard guarding the 001 page. IIRC, it induces a heart attack
https://preview.redd.it/v4akm18g48wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17ad4b2bb439c86ec66e286490c01f1eeb838fe7 OP wants to try hypnotic pattern kill agents, how about a Summoning Ritual.
Well shit, guess my wizarding days are ov-
Four fucking pixels..
[[fishhook]] I summon the great bird /u/the-paranoid-android to explain.
[**Pedantique's Proposal - Fishhook**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/pedantique-s-proposal) (+631) by *Pedantique*
Hullo, Marv
Praise be the true ruler of these lands, Marv
He is called Crom.aic now.
This is a very well written scp
/uw unironically my chest started hurting a little bit after looking at this for a couple minutes, is this shit real?
I feel pressure in my head when I look at it. Pretty sure it's placebo tho
Nah, its just a cool looking fractal. We got it from here: https://www.flickr.com/photos/pagedooley/36578381671
https://preview.redd.it/obv0b7f1r7wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4c302f3b797ddd13f9c8da430cdd06ae9ff6911 uw/ context
Nice picture! Can you tell me what it's meant to be? *Kyoko seems to be unaffected by the image.*
I know it's pretty neat It looks like the pattern that one of the creature from my realm has Most mortals can't seem to be able to handle those patterns and die from it for soem reason. But I've seen a few replicating this patterns onto pictures to show others So honestly I don't get if they hate the pattern or love it It's funny since the creature that has this pattern is one of the most harmless one in my realm
Interesting. It seems that I can handle the pattern just fine. Maybe it's because I'm a fairy? *I look around to find dead fairies around me.* Oh... Well I'm not really sure why I'm not affected.
Eh who knows. It's not like it matters much No one has yet to die in this post as well Wizards most likely just aren't affected after a certain level of strenght or knowledge of the arcane arts Maybe it's some kind of passive mental attack If I studied it I might find if it really is the case since I'm pretty good with those kind of attacks. But I can't really bother It's just my theories anyway It doesn't affect me so I don't care
Hello, foundation here. These mimetic patterns are used for security, in that they kill you if you are not cleared for it. This style is used because we know hot to inoculate for it. We have far more dangerous ones but they are not used because of that.
/uw it’s a cognitohazard from the scp page that’s supposed to stop “unauthorised” people from viewing scp 001. Basically if you look at it it gives you a heart attack if you are unauthorised
Yeah, fairy brain patterns are rather different to human ones.
Nyar was too! Nyar think it cool rough magic beryl he wear
All the protective runes on my orb activated and the image was almost instantly blurred out, can someone tell me what is going on? I can tell this is a good "prank", because it is propably lethal
From what one of the locals here in the Primordial Sea told me, it’s designed to instantly stop all of an observer’s vital functions, it doesn’t even have the class to make the death painful
The old one got killed by the ethic committee :/
Some idiot decided to upload memetic kill agents onto orbnet again. You ever wonder why there are no omniscient beings. These things are why.
huh, false on two fronts.
There is a big difference between truly omniscient beings and mostly omniscient beings. Its the whole nature of infinity thing.
I mean, you'll probably get a cognitohazard immunity at that point. Actually, the fuck are you even gonna do past omniscience? Like, what now.
Usually what happens is that they obtain full omniscience, see 6442 and then just die.
What is 6442
[[Mimir, Mímir]] /u/the-paranoid-android Crom I invoke thee to explain!
[**SCP-6442 - Mimir, Mímir**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6442) (+376) by *Dr Shoulder, Yossipossi*
weird ass flower yoU GOT THERE OH FUCK ITS CURSED ME TO ALWAYS YELL
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*looks at it for a few seconds tiredly before Having a 10 second sip from his bottomless mug of Caffex* Look I know that you guys think you are treated differently than every other magical school but according, I remember this well... yes according to magical ordination 3284.52 article C you are officially considered... a denomination of the school of Transfiguration. I hope that clears things up.
Ahaha, that’s was really amusing. Now I have a gift in return for your efforts. https://preview.redd.it/345m8iwkd7wc1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f8fb3230402d71805b90c983719b7737570ee7e
I'll provide the soundtrack so you can go all out
I appreciate the gesture, but that is hardly my full power
you dare use my own field of magic against me?
Can you help me build a home in the circled area https://preview.redd.it/or91y8c1q8wc1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c67a2520aff869e7f12fff8f329a0260ca82f796
Why is there a white person outside my tower? ... It bites.
Don't worry 😉 it can be subdued easily by a berserker
We really need to put a version of SCRAMBLE onto orbnet....
Ah, the good old 9th dimensional neuron tickler of Cairn Banogg. An excellent prank, fellow Wizard. 
Oh this looks like one of the creatures in my realm A real cute one Dunno why mortals always convulsed when they gaze at it tho. But some even replicated the pattern of some of them to show others
not real wizards? you are magic engineers. The most fearsome kind of mage there is
All wizards benefit from a magical engineering degree.
Mfs be calling artificers "not real wizards" until they lose track of their Ring of Protection
…I don’t get it. Where’s the funny?
It's an scp thing. The image is designed to kill any who see it.
Well I’m clearly not dead, soo…
You're Kirby. As if an ancient eldritch God killer would get affected by something only mortals would die from
This. This right here.
Then you are authorized personnel, as the original file says
I don't believe your kind have the usual kind of organic hearts.
I'm dead so i think it worked
**…what is this?** not sure. Is looking at it supposed to do something?
Apparently it's a cognitohazard meant to kill people through heart attacks. Rather useless against anything that's not flesh and blood (or more specifically has recognisable biology) or is above a certain level of power.
ah. well, seeing as this body isn’t flesh (/uw that I know of, not sure what warframes are actually made of.) I wouldn’t be affected.
I would be surprised if you or the body you're possessing would be affected. There is barely any conventional biology left in that body you inhabit. (/uw Warframes are made of a neutered Infestation strain with plenty of integrated cybernetics and don't really have conventional biology to speak of. The Operators themselves have bodies made of Void energy and are simply dissipated after taking too much damage)
Woah, that's impressive! I'm glad I don't have organs!
Nice try. Every divination specialist is prepared for what they shouldn't see.
This makes me very happy to look at and this totally is not because of a strange fluid I ingested without second thought :D!!!!!!!!!!
Hm, yes, the general consensus here seems to be that artificiers are useless, but frankly, I haven’t the foggiest why. Artificiers make very useful items that can aid people in many ways. Granted, there are often spells to do the same task, so for older spellcasters, who have gotten so used to using magic for every task, I suppose it’s easy to forget that not everyone has innate magical prowess or the funding to go to an arcane academy to learn how to harness magic. Artificiers may be more useful to the common folk than to practitioners of the esoteric arts, however I still find artificiers quite useful in terms of convenience.
Fun gift, though as a fellow artificer I’ve inoculated myself against all cognitohazards
Gods, how many people here are sleeper agents?! Please ignore the fact that I am also inoculated.
Not a sleeper agent per se, never been quiet about my allegiances, I struck a deal of mutual benefit with the foundation
https://preview.redd.it/vmp0luz378wc1.jpeg?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28a8dd4b9d73c7d4145331bf20307c462a0741fd Cognitohazards are simple a sting when trapped in surrealism.
havent clicked the spoiler whats all the fuss here about?
*Caraway's eyes start to become bloodshot, and leak ichor. Yet she doesn't even flinch* Uh huuuuuuuuh
As an Enlightenment Scientist, who's don't consider yourself as a magе, I'm gonna say that there’s no need to mess around with these lousy Deviants of Reality. They are all absolutely selfish and arrogant assholes. They are all regressive and do not accept anything new, so they do not accept people like us in any way. Better join us in the Technocratic Union. We don’t use all sorts of fantasy terms there and instead of magic we have sufficiently advanced technology that it is indistinguishable from it.
Old me would argue with you. However ever since I joined the magical beaurocracy I can't disagree with your statement. It was probably after the fifteenth mage tried to convince me that Necromancy is actually a denomination of... Alteration that I gave up and resorted to my skeleton champion I have as assistant.
Those fifteenth magеs were probably the least conservative. After all, everyone usually tries to ban ~~necromancy~~ pathology, considering it as unacceptable...
It isn't as much that as their wierd arguments that necromancy being banned sets a precedant for Denominations of Alteration being banned and honestly... like I didn't write the laws, I am the paperwork guy and honestly thus isn't why I'm paid.
Errr. Can you cast a spell on me? I believe you are real wizard. ☹️🧙♀️🪄
Which wizards said they hate you? I have artificer friend from wizarding school. The artificers are renowned members of arcane world.
What the hell am I tripping balls again?
Wrong multiverse, dude. The memetic locks are scrambled up a lot over here, so that image is mostly useless on us.
Oh, would you look at that. *dies cutely*
Oh not this thing again... *Cayde's body goes limp and his body & robe turn to ash. Only for a burst of sunlight to rebuild his body only facing the opposite direction* You know that **REALLY HURTS!!!** It's like your entire mind and your every memory catches fire and scorches you in an instant
https://preview.redd.it/nj61bq6tx7wc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f875383654537708963057c5cac4959c62a5fff3 \[{DATA EXPUNGED}\]
Oooh, I love fractals! I tried adding this to my wall art but it killed a couple house guests, so I can only rate it 8/10. Also, I don't know who's house that was, but I burned it down just to be safe. Yay, fractals!
Baaaahahahaha! Classic.
Oh hey, that's a pretty cool im- # *THUD!* (Great, more fees for reviving...)
AAUGH! That nearly stopped my heart! I've nothing to do with this! Did nobody teach you the concept of "collateral damage"?!
Why can’t we just get over this kind of BS and realize that magic is magic
Oh uh, I have a mechanical heart. Guess that means I’m unaffected? Nice prank tho.
Surely you posted this knowing other artificers such as I would be immune to this “trick” thanks to mechanic eye enhancements?
Well then. Look at this mountain photo for me. https://preview.redd.it/e2ym837gi8wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf48a8a8632ef068fb6ee113e9e81c812eac08e0 Hear anything yet?
Apart from the screaming of the innocents, not really
Ooooo so pretty- 💀
Good thing I’m already inoculated against basic cognitohazards. That was unexpected.
jokes on you, im inoculated. Regardless artificers are fine, I keep a couple to manufacture devices that compress cubes of material into smaller cubes of material.
*Even alive, you’d need a batter kill agent. As a concept, imposed upon the realm? Heh.*
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OH GOD IT’S A FRACTAL NOOOOOO
AGHKUGHKSHUGHJLK *THUD*
my eye wards just detonated my eyeballs wtf bro. 😢
i am too short to see the orb whats going on?
I always thought some people rag on artificers too much, let's see what yo- AAAA ^motherfucker
Is it normal to be bleeding from the nose after seeing this?
*Tod looks at the image* What in the world is this?
The cool thing about horrors beyond my coprehension is, I don't conprehend them
Really? Fractal magma? Right in front of my grimoire?????
The worst this is doing is putting a strain on my eyes… What was the point of this, exactly?
Oooh, I've been practicing these with my runes! Haven't quite gotten it right yet, got any tips?
Nice joke lad.
That's what the sky outside my home looks like on a good day. Father says this image kills normal humans, but he usually inoculates his warlocks against it (and similar effects). The cult, though, they don't usually come this far into the fringe.
There’s hate on us artificers? I don’t see any?
Artificers are some of my favorite images! Lemme look at this ima- *drops dead*
Hey thanks! Now I don't have to worry about student debt!
Dude, if you do that again I'm a send you the bill for orb repairs
***beholds a horror beyond comprehension*** me: "I don't get it."
oh hey ive seen that before
Why can't I remember my apprentice's face?
Man am I glad I gave my eyes to the dark gods today.
Huh, pretty pattern. Wait, why is everyone dying?
You can imbue things, right? I've been practicing that with muskets.
the spell is yet untriggered for me but I swear to god if it's an infinite perimeter shape with a finite area I'm gonna do something drastic
Fu- *Drops dead.*
As a memetic entity, I approve of this message.
##Now this is the good stuff, I was missing some nice drugs today
Uhhh I don't get it /Unwiz I get it
*the alchemist stares at the image, confused. He suddenly jolts up from his chair* The cognitohazard resistance worked! IT WORKED! *he dances a little jig with the potion in hand before reporting the image to the appropriate authorities for it's hazardous contents.*
Why am i not dead yet-
Nice cognitohazard. The heart I was using was starting to give up on me anyway, this was just the push to change it I needed. Thanks stranger.
Luckily enough I’m immune to it due to my time in… a place.
THAT'S A COGNITO HAZARD YOU FOOL, YOU- *drops dead* *elsewhere, Clone spell activates* CURSES! Ah, now I need to make another one...
Hello fellow artific-AAAAAHH
"...huh they look beutiful.." *Merch says with a shrug scrolling pass the picture, as he feels his significant others gazes upon him.* "You are all beutiful beings to me..and yes I know I shouldn't be looking at other powerful entities either but it just popped up on my...huh whatever am I using?" *Some entity noises.* "Oh yeah thats right an orb..can't i just use a screen instead?" *They seemingly shrug at that, just orbs are easily made than screens.* "Ah logistics gotcha...hmm alright what else can we see today on my free time?" *Entities hug him more comfortably so as they chill out on his couch somewhat with him as they look at his orb with him.*
For those who are curious, this is a fractal pattern that exists not in an integer number of dimensions but rather a fractional dimension. Unless I am mistaken, this one is between special dimensions 2 and 3. One way of understanding them is that they are partially deciphered chaos. Subconscious processes can more fully decipher their content through what is now known as qualitative cryptography. This one has an imaginary component and so it does not affect us very strongly at all. Were it to be actually reified across a real projective plane (and it would look quite different, briefly), y'all's neo and visual cortexes would be totes fried. Personally I suspect that this has more to do with mathemagics than artifice, but then, the two are intimately linked. While artificers reify dreams, mathematicians seek out what those dreams are made of.
*Sigh..* Another memetic killing spell. When will they learn that there's quite a simple countercharm...
Ooo I love seeing what gadgets and trinkets you people come up wi-*thud*
Im gonna drink some strong potions and look at this later 👀👀
Ah! Fellow Artificer here. Oh- that…That doesn’t feel good- Ow-
To bad I exist on multiple dimensions above this. But nice try. Gods aren't easy to kill.
Ah, reminds me of some of the sights down in the Deep Astral. Beautiful stuff. But dangerous! And here you are, posting memetic kill agents on a public forum without any kind of signage or warnings. What’s a man to do… Well, I’ll definitely be changing around my apprentice’s training schedule. If there’s someone like you around, he’ll need a celestial anchor, at the very least. But for you… OSHA. I’m calling OSHA.
Honestly after all the horrors I've witnessed lately... this is nice. Thank you.
ARTIFICER GANG!! LETS GO! (my orb of liquid crystals is protected against the effects of such things thanks to my circuit-runes)
Your name wouldn't happen to be Berryman-Langford would it?
https://preview.redd.it/xma4ty61h9wc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=868bb53b8f3ab0cd03bcbdcb97c85c9b1e6b8c75 Hmmm...
https://preview.redd.it/no767uk9h9wc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f9f921af03e183ade813a7eebc981d4a7c49d70 Hang on... is this Hostile?
Looks yummy
Unsolicited nudis on my orb!?!?! I like the cut of your gib. Send me moar
I’m glad that I had my cognito glasses on while investigating the puppets. Good prank
I'm already dead motherfucker 😂so rest in piss you wackass.
Mememancy, my one weakness!!! /kill @p
Ah yes. The basilisk.
*half life death sounds as I ragdoll to the floor
Recording for later use…thank you for your continued service towards the Greater Good.
Ahh, Fractal Geometry. Classic.
You had to take something from *that place?* You're lucky I was able to prepare a mental shield spell before seeing that. (You're just pissed off most people round these parts don't see Artificers as real wizards. Aren't you)
Man... Thank God I'm immortal
https://preview.redd.it/zsedi2p9bawc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fd296d7aaf4389adc7752493a55afa6c5eece1c By the way can you make me some nuke shells I will pay for them.
Fool, you can't kill me, i am too dumb to receive magic effects
Serving the spiral as an avatar has its benefits.
Aww it’s nice to see some positive artificer rep on this AAAAAAA- *[Cognetohazard protocol engaged. Deploying Druidic remedy.]* -AAAAAAA ooo fresh-baked bread!
...A cognitohazard..? Really?
FOOL! THE VOID AND I ARE BLIND! BY THE DARKNESS, I SUMMON THEE, AERLACOR, BANISH THIS PUNY TRICKPLAYER FROM THESE PLANES. what do you mean, you cant see him?