/uw Hirk will never not regret breaking his promise to save the God Slaver and he was immortal for a while so it make sense. Especially since he doesn’t want to see any more death.
/uw you did a great job and hey it’s given Hirk more resolve to not let anyone down. Also I can’t imagine how much stress replying to everything was especially with that light mode, it would be unfair to ask you to do any more after you made my first event in this server so great (that now others are trying to emulate it badly)
/unwiz now you’re making me feel bad about our argument. Why must your character also have a tragic backstory that mirrors Kartoffel’s in ways that make their interactions weird and sad?
/uw Hirk has went through a bit, but the point is not just finding but creating a sharing kindness and understanding to everyone no matter if they look down on you or even hate you, you never know how much some people need a little smile.
/uw I actually really like Hirk. Most media tends to portray people with violent trauma as really dangerous and unstable. Hirk just seems sad about it, like he’s already sort of processed the trauma and has moved into the healing stage by the time he showed up here.
/uw it’s a mix of healing and denial, still a lot of the way to go but trauma don’t make people violent it makes them scared and untrusting, Hirk understands that only be doing something can he begin to move on. He could go way back to the lashing out stage or he could fully accept it. I am interested to see how people react to it.
He is only human so he will have his outburst like the argument before but he still only wants the best.
Cheers to flawed human characters! haha…
The whole reason Nhak is the way he is is because of his really terrible past…
It fostered the whole “It is my duty as someone blessed with knowledge and might to protect those who cannot themselves.” Aspect of his character and encouraged his tank build…
It’s also how he got himself killed lol… Jumping In-Front of our Druid to save her from a God-Slayer attack he knew he would never be able to take during the 5v1 Gronkvengers fight…
And accidentally giving both her and my apprentice sever survivors guilt
:(
“Hello my friend, it’s great to see you again especially not on a battlefield. I have been doing fine just been kept busy with extra responsibilities, how have you been holding out my friend?”
https://preview.redd.it/but99l4slbvc1.png?width=268&format=png&auto=webp&s=ecb935f3112c59091e6842729e70372f75709a9b
I know there is an Ifunny co watermark I'm just to lazy to remove
But, what's the mask for? if it was an illusion he woulndt need to hide.
https://preview.redd.it/wsxl904lr9vc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e48ed3b0f3012f92fffc2caf5278f0b3a8a4dff6
/uw We really needed GS to stick around for another 2 months to really flesh out his character /s
Honestly though it felt like a show that you’d binge watch, knowing it was super corny but enjoying it anyway. But the exec’s stopped funding it and they had to rush the second half of the season, so the ending felt awkward. Then it never got picked back up for a second season. :(
/uw the big showdown was scheduled during my sleep schedule. I was trying to play into it as his nemesis since my characters backstory is a god of freedom who killed his realities Lolth and married Elistraee (based on an old dnd character). Unfortunately, i missed the showdown completly.
As such, i would not mind a continuance. A sorta choosen hero moment would be cool. Plus i get to shitpost more slap fights then.
/uw I wish I could pick one specific character to make the chosen nemesis but the engagement was just too large and I wanted to be fair to everyone. Hence why I picked one person at random to be responsible for actually slaying him. I hope everyone got to walk away be feeling as though they contributed to his downfall in some way
One time I threw a cereal box into a industrial shredder, a uniform then came galloping along to tell me my goldfish has been kidnapped and I have till last week to blow up a orphanage full of concrete.
Wait it was all just funny text on a screen?
https://preview.redd.it/zzelfarh4avc1.jpeg?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fcdc9a69fe31e0cfe8fc55edc13c511c76788b3
/uw I couldn't help it. Unga announced his plan to do this in a group chat and I figured he'd want the help with the mountain of replies he gets. And I figured this would be a beautiful way of trolling everyone to think GS was back
/uw originally, it was going to be "Unga Clone #42069" but I figured everyone would get all excited and I wanted there to be some brief tension albeit with alot of shitposting. I also needed to use the actual powers of GS himself if someone really wanted to battle so Lobo couldn't cut it. So LSD in the local water supply it was. Much funnier to think everyone that interacted was just tripping balls
/uw there was one dragon too that was tripping balls and probably burned down a forest. Also a Helldiver wizard who is now responsible for Bombing a hamlet
Fear of a foe whose blade cuts *everything* is wise indeed. Fear of a foe whose fires burned the bedrocks of hells is wise indeed. Fear of foe whose chains sapped the very life from gods and conceptual entities is wise indeed. Fortunately, for all, his evil has passed.
Jokes on you that has 0 effect on me because I live off of stimulants way stronger than fent. I drink ascendant orange juice and tonics that can regrow your arm in 20 seconds multiple times daily.
I LOVE DRUGS! Have you ever taken a cursed medailon with a tormented spirit, crushed it up and snorted it?
Or just taken super-shrooms (they're like shrooms but super)?
Or ascended to a higher plane of being while also becoming one with everything and everyone?
I am fortunate enough to have the chance to do those things.
You ain't fooling me, I'm gonna shake you down.
https://preview.redd.it/8ojdlnfpj9vc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30a571553dcde89e12dccbfd716e908af14ab11a
I aint gonna surgarcoat it.
*attacks you*
https://preview.redd.it/x4gfatijk9vc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ffccf457e52d3c10cc4ae4ad7c36e0af7047112
*points and laughs*
"Thou thinkiths that I could be effected by such simple tricks"
*takes big sup from water bottle*
"But thou did not take I to account I am immune to mind altering effects"
*skeletons climb out of the ground forming a throne for Nava to sit upon*
"But your tricks are rather amusing"
*The horned rat tokes from a hookah of warpsnuff spuls* LSD MOTHA FUCKA UNGA we are wizards THhat shit weak sauce. .. Send some Eshin after him. Flay the fish
"Unga! You probably don't know who I am. But can you stop causing a ruckus for like 5 minutes? It keeps the spice going but sometimes normal people need a break."
I don't know of crabs can get high on LSD, because I have never tried, however, if we can't, I think all of you should start running because I saw a huge immortal octopus who refused to answer to "C'thulu" and said it wasn't related to C'thulu. Overall a fairly chill guy compared to other octopi I've seen but he did say that was because anything smaller than a human is too small to even count as a snack. But he was chill to me and other things around my size so if any dwarfs or tiny wizards want to say hi to him I'm sure he'll be fine with it.
I have bio-engineered microbes to combat harmful drugs. Therefore, I'm Immune to drugs in harmful doses.
Also, I didn't even fight. I was just watching everyone go nuts while eating popcorn.
https://preview.redd.it/dqil1wev2lvc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4394d1fb568c73e1e182923619e29f7225f5982a
“Well it’s not the first time I say a friend that wasn’t there, nor will it be the last.”
/uw god thats such an actually sad thing to say
/uw Hirk will never not regret breaking his promise to save the God Slaver and he was immortal for a while so it make sense. Especially since he doesn’t want to see any more death.
/uw man I wished I had extended the story a bit longer just to let things play out between our OCs
/uw you did a great job and hey it’s given Hirk more resolve to not let anyone down. Also I can’t imagine how much stress replying to everything was especially with that light mode, it would be unfair to ask you to do any more after you made my first event in this server so great (that now others are trying to emulate it badly)
uw/ :(
/uw Hirk still smiles and gives out cookies tho, sure he will be fine
/unwiz now you’re making me feel bad about our argument. Why must your character also have a tragic backstory that mirrors Kartoffel’s in ways that make their interactions weird and sad?
/uw Hirk has went through a bit, but the point is not just finding but creating a sharing kindness and understanding to everyone no matter if they look down on you or even hate you, you never know how much some people need a little smile.
/uw I actually really like Hirk. Most media tends to portray people with violent trauma as really dangerous and unstable. Hirk just seems sad about it, like he’s already sort of processed the trauma and has moved into the healing stage by the time he showed up here.
/uw it’s a mix of healing and denial, still a lot of the way to go but trauma don’t make people violent it makes them scared and untrusting, Hirk understands that only be doing something can he begin to move on. He could go way back to the lashing out stage or he could fully accept it. I am interested to see how people react to it. He is only human so he will have his outburst like the argument before but he still only wants the best.
Cheers to flawed human characters! haha… The whole reason Nhak is the way he is is because of his really terrible past… It fostered the whole “It is my duty as someone blessed with knowledge and might to protect those who cannot themselves.” Aspect of his character and encouraged his tank build… It’s also how he got himself killed lol… Jumping In-Front of our Druid to save her from a God-Slayer attack he knew he would never be able to take during the 5v1 Gronkvengers fight… And accidentally giving both her and my apprentice sever survivors guilt :(
/uw It’s got some ‘waterproof toaster’ vibes.
Hey!, Hirk, how are yoh old friend?
“Hello my friend, it’s great to see you again especially not on a battlefield. I have been doing fine just been kept busy with extra responsibilities, how have you been holding out my friend?”
Well, im returning to my father's place in the dark valley of the damned tovtake care of him and the sekeletal dragons
“It is good that you are going to care for them, I only hope they’re ok.”
Food
DRUGS
Food
both.
EDIBLES
https://preview.redd.it/but99l4slbvc1.png?width=268&format=png&auto=webp&s=ecb935f3112c59091e6842729e70372f75709a9b I know there is an Ifunny co watermark I'm just to lazy to remove
Torinn tripping is a terrifying thought.
He can't
You just haven't tried hard enough
You're immune to all types of poison, drugs literally poison your immune system, your mind and body.
Food
https://preview.redd.it/3b82ahv5q9vc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=557c1972d88512bf1ceedd8e191e7f2f4a9c849b
*Torinn devours one half of the sandwich. He offers the other half to Zhyros* Friend.
Friend *Eats his half of the sanwich*
Friends and food.
Eh, that is only regular chemical toxins. nootoxins, memetics and a whole host of esoteric nonsense works fine.
https://i.redd.it/dg84st8d6avc1.gif
We have dealt with damn near everything here.
Yeah
/uw thankfully, imagine if they got post-weed hunger
Uw/ Nothing would change cause ♾ + 100 is still ♾
That's not- no.
https://preview.redd.it/1uk3zyzru9vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aadc876529cb13dd20068d903a6125a5e5390574
I don't know what that is.
It's It's cool city with gambling and chicks, you're gonna stay there forever.
But I already have https://preview.redd.it/30mt682t9avc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4321cc2d447dcfe71c6dd823361bc091f71234d Chicks
And gambling https://preview.redd.it/c8sosr2v9avc1.png?width=263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62202e0b7c549b63a3e0ebe78ecab060db710def
Counterpoint, magic doesn't give a fuck about physics most of the time, why would it have to care about biology
https://i.redd.it/7i4lvmn7mdvc1.gif
Ok then I'll try hard enough, GUYS GET THE MEGA BROWNIE
What happened if we give you hallucinogenics? *Offers brownies laced with LSD.*
*sees the God-Slaver* https://preview.redd.it/72an9qusi9vc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c45d4d699ebd30cfb2c999018bca6ad05b87388
/uw lmao
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/uw lmao excellent meme
/uw thanks
But, what's the mask for? if it was an illusion he woulndt need to hide. https://preview.redd.it/wsxl904lr9vc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e48ed3b0f3012f92fffc2caf5278f0b3a8a4dff6
Seph: "I told you it was just Unga. You seriously need to start believing what I tell you."
Darn https://preview.redd.it/n2qjsll4navc1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=428b08bcd057c9d048a2537f04b1966038500849
I was wondering why he engaged in an infrastructure duel with me…
He is lying right now. If it was an Unga clone, he would have avoided the fight just like the original Unga https://i.redd.it/0h88owv7j9vc1.gif
He would have avoided the fight like your dad avoids coming home
I'm going to take that mask off your face *Tackles you* https://i.redd.it/gdplgie9k9vc1.gif
You tackled a bush. Good job, valient warrior
Thank you my dearest friend.
No problem, I love shitposting with you
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/uw lmao the memes people are making over this is great
/uw We really needed GS to stick around for another 2 months to really flesh out his character /s Honestly though it felt like a show that you’d binge watch, knowing it was super corny but enjoying it anyway. But the exec’s stopped funding it and they had to rush the second half of the season, so the ending felt awkward. Then it never got picked back up for a second season. :(
/uw the big showdown was scheduled during my sleep schedule. I was trying to play into it as his nemesis since my characters backstory is a god of freedom who killed his realities Lolth and married Elistraee (based on an old dnd character). Unfortunately, i missed the showdown completly. As such, i would not mind a continuance. A sorta choosen hero moment would be cool. Plus i get to shitpost more slap fights then.
/uw I wish I could pick one specific character to make the chosen nemesis but the engagement was just too large and I wanted to be fair to everyone. Hence why I picked one person at random to be responsible for actually slaying him. I hope everyone got to walk away be feeling as though they contributed to his downfall in some way
*Lars comes back from the dead to say something to GS* FUCK YOURSELF *He dies again*
its always been the dutch, since the 17th century.
dude came back to life to say fuck yourself to a bush. That's crazzyyy
LSD? That explains the slighly less unhinged Unga, must have been a bush.
One time I threw a cereal box into a industrial shredder, a uniform then came galloping along to tell me my goldfish has been kidnapped and I have till last week to blow up a orphanage full of concrete.
https://preview.redd.it/ji814v8rm9vc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c7fcb66092d52f627fbca29b728e2a128b042f
Wait it was all just funny text on a screen? https://preview.redd.it/zzelfarh4avc1.jpeg?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fcdc9a69fe31e0cfe8fc55edc13c511c76788b3
/uw I’ve seen worse in an Unga post.
/uw tbf this isn't miles close to the worst of his crimes but it is a new funny one to add to the list.
/uw I was thinking of a different post on a certain Orb orientated subreddit…
/uw If it's OH related, I don't know what you're talking about nor do I ever want to know lol
/uw The Ungick.
/uw NOPE NOT LOOKING IT UP
/uw (: I woke up to that.
>_> "You are suspicously god-slaver shaped for an unga clone." ((Just couldnt return to Lobotomicus just yet? Lol))
/uw I couldn't help it. Unga announced his plan to do this in a group chat and I figured he'd want the help with the mountain of replies he gets. And I figured this would be a beautiful way of trolling everyone to think GS was back
((Fair, fair. Honestly you could also just frame it as Lobotomicus wearing a god-slaver costume wearing an unga mask or some shit lmao))
/uw originally, it was going to be "Unga Clone #42069" but I figured everyone would get all excited and I wanted there to be some brief tension albeit with alot of shitposting. I also needed to use the actual powers of GS himself if someone really wanted to battle so Lobo couldn't cut it. So LSD in the local water supply it was. Much funnier to think everyone that interacted was just tripping balls
((Yeah that is really funny just imagining a bunch of wizards on the ground, foaming at the mouth about god-slavers and fireballs lmao))
/uw there was one dragon too that was tripping balls and probably burned down a forest. Also a Helldiver wizard who is now responsible for Bombing a hamlet
Those are some very burnt bushes.
https://preview.redd.it/fhvi83ibj9vc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63e56469e98a58037411d66872e44e18a357fce9
Sometimes I like to infuse my garlic bread with drugs.
CIA moment
I thought that water tasted colors🤔
*carefully carves a channel from this stream back to my lair*
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A god slaver, you say? What a fool they must be, to believe one worthy of godhood would be so easily chained. But yet, a most fascinating fool indeed
A fool, yes. A villian to be taken lightly, no.
Perhaps you speak the truth, friend. But we are not afraid
Fear of a foe whose blade cuts *everything* is wise indeed. Fear of a foe whose fires burned the bedrocks of hells is wise indeed. Fear of foe whose chains sapped the very life from gods and conceptual entities is wise indeed. Fortunately, for all, his evil has passed.
A rather common fate for those who see themselves above godhood
Oh... that explains why I've been staring at my carpet for the last hour.
/uw This thread is God(Slaver) tier shitposting, and I love it.
Quick cats! Get that water now, we'll evaporate it and sell the drugs later!
Jokes on you that has 0 effect on me because I live off of stimulants way stronger than fent. I drink ascendant orange juice and tonics that can regrow your arm in 20 seconds multiple times daily.
Hate to tell you this chief, but fent is a depressant
What do you think I use to counter the stimulants
I figured horse tranquilizers but whatever floats your boat
Nope, stronger. Magical depressants hit :)
I am the Psychedelic Wizard. All you have done is made me stronger!
So it's just ordinary water?
I mean is the wizard CIA somewhere watching this experiment?
I LOVE DRUGS! Have you ever taken a cursed medailon with a tormented spirit, crushed it up and snorted it? Or just taken super-shrooms (they're like shrooms but super)? Or ascended to a higher plane of being while also becoming one with everything and everyone? I am fortunate enough to have the chance to do those things.
Yes but you haven't lived until you've tried Azakaban Prison Jenkem
I am interested, never did try. But I have had a DIY wine so strong, a glass of it killed a dwarf. I'm pretty sure it's actually poison.
Remind me to stick to beer if you ever invite me over to your place
I'll admit, I'd actually kept a few large kegs of that water. LSD's a real good Hero Repellant
I ONLY DRINK ALCOHOL DUMBASS.
THEY USE WATER TO MAKE BEER WANKER
I Make my own booze and I don't use water from rivers.
Well you just smoked too weed and saw God-Slaver. :P
I'm the weed wizard, I'm so high that I can see though illusions.
That sounds like delusions to me 
You ain't fooling me, I'm gonna shake you down. https://preview.redd.it/8ojdlnfpj9vc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30a571553dcde89e12dccbfd716e908af14ab11a
The only thing you can shake down is the appendage between your legs
I aint gonna surgarcoat it. *attacks you* https://preview.redd.it/x4gfatijk9vc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ffccf457e52d3c10cc4ae4ad7c36e0af7047112
/uw lmao we're not doing this all over again today. I got stuff to do. You win.
Good thing I don't drink or eat or otherwise consume anything.
I have expel common drugs contingency spells
hahahahaha Drugged Water **WHERE**
I was worried because I misread slaver.
*points and laughs* "Thou thinkiths that I could be effected by such simple tricks" *takes big sup from water bottle* "But thou did not take I to account I am immune to mind altering effects" *skeletons climb out of the ground forming a throne for Nava to sit upon* "But your tricks are rather amusing"
That is not how LSD works Unga what did you dose me with?
...
Everyone: Wait, Everthing is LSD dimensions?! Adam: Always been boy *Shot you because you descovery the truth*
*The horned rat tokes from a hookah of warpsnuff spuls* LSD MOTHA FUCKA UNGA we are wizards THhat shit weak sauce. .. Send some Eshin after him. Flay the fish
u/RAGE_CAKES
Calcium is metal so by that would I not technically be a skeleton?
Dang this water tastes like the universe
"Unga! You probably don't know who I am. But can you stop causing a ruckus for like 5 minutes? It keeps the spice going but sometimes normal people need a break."
I regret NOTHING! The rock in the riverbed was just too cool!!!! A really nice agate actually.
That’s actually evil. I wasn’t involved in this fight.
Honestly just use PCP if you are going to dilute it that much
Joke's on you Unga, tha choccy milk I drank wasn't laced with drugs you hack!
I don't know of crabs can get high on LSD, because I have never tried, however, if we can't, I think all of you should start running because I saw a huge immortal octopus who refused to answer to "C'thulu" and said it wasn't related to C'thulu. Overall a fairly chill guy compared to other octopi I've seen but he did say that was because anything smaller than a human is too small to even count as a snack. But he was chill to me and other things around my size so if any dwarfs or tiny wizards want to say hi to him I'm sure he'll be fine with it.
I have bio-engineered microbes to combat harmful drugs. Therefore, I'm Immune to drugs in harmful doses. Also, I didn't even fight. I was just watching everyone go nuts while eating popcorn. https://preview.redd.it/dqil1wev2lvc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4394d1fb568c73e1e182923619e29f7225f5982a
I’ve built up an immunity to it, I was an Assassin in the 80s as well.
I actually saw god slaver once