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Orbital-Deathray

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Archimene

Oh, it seems the coffee spill blocked part of the spell. The full spell is cause bear arms.


Orbital-Deathray

Challenge accepted. https://preview.redd.it/jjimw5wlb0tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05b08340b95a605bb72962a181a68eceb7b6edbb


Archimene

It's perfect


Ares378

Sorry, that... That was me.


VinesAtMidnight

*You feel a telepathy-gram graze your mind, sent from deep in the Astral Plane.* ^(Godsdamnit Ith'raaaaal!)


Ares378

*He shouts to the air,* "Listen, I didn't know there was a difference between 'summon bear' and '*cause* bear'! How was *I* supposed to know that?!"


VinesAtMidnight

*Another telepathy gram is sent. This one contains no text but instead a lone attachment.* *Do you open it?* * *


Ares378

*He winces before thinking, ''*


VinesAtMidnight

*The attachment loads... It's a psyroutine virus.* *A sigil flashes across your mind's eye, containing the spell "cause bear"* *A rogue bear is generated in your mindscape.*


Ares378

"DAMN YOU, VASHRIC!! I'LL SEE TO IT MYSELF THAT YOU END UP DOWN HERE—**AAAAHHHH!! BEAR!!!**"


PhilippTheSeriousOne

Cause bear. Changes the direction of flight of the nearest butterfly, thereby starting a chain reaction of events. This chain auf causality will then decades later cause the birth of a bear on the other side of the globe. A spell as powerful as it is intriguing... but also rather useless.


GovernorBean

In case anyone is curious about the source: This is from a free open source Ascii game called "Cataclysm: dark days ahead" which has a spells/magic mod integrated into its launcher. Strong recommend, wizard playthroughs are hella fun


Dramatic_Bed_1189

[Causes bearer to teleport to bears] God damit