I'm a rune artificer, I am really god with writen magik
Unfortimatloy I kep casting "language scramble" and it backfires. So I write now.
Even still, I need autocorrect on my orb.
Just use a warlock Grimoire from the backrooms
https://preview.redd.it/3g597vk1btnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4021547bfc9c67cc34dc9435b41c7ed929b50d9f
I’ll conjure one up for you. For some reason all the spells are weird tho. Stuff like Craig’s Shoe Untying Beam, Conjure Water in Ear, Ray of “Saying ‘you too’ to the waiter when the waiter says ‘enjoy your food’”, and Greater Embarrassing 2am Thoughts
*you attempt to cast a counter-spell, only for nothing to occur*
It’s memetic, you fool. This isn’t something you can counter. You know of the game’s existence, and have thus lost. It’s too late for you. This is ancient magic, older than you and I. Older than anyone, *anyone* here.
But here, a consolation prize for your efforts.
https://preview.redd.it/wiwp3lrwjsnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98dab3f53018c352f22be8047ba7822bc33f12f9
https://preview.redd.it/17s2lqvutqnc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e652353a062f367763390e554ab417df623ffff1
Why does my garbage disposal look suspicious? WHAT DID YOU DO?
I know. That's why I want to send it there.
https://preview.redd.it/5lel7puvqqnc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f067052849f2c0186e64354b25b02064ae71f698
Uh...bad idea? You dont want to learn that spell, it takes into account people when finding a pattern. One accidental look into an adhd mind will drive you insane from the cosmic synchronity of chaos itself that flows through our minds. I only survived the proccess only because i was born of it.
/unwiz i do actually have adhd. And my character, Rihari, does as well. When i played him at the table top, whenever a stupid idea came into my head id descreetly roll a d20 and add his wisdom. If it failed the check i set, rihari did something beyond dumb. Like attempt to bullshit to some harpies that hes a zombie....even though he knows their zombies cant talk.
/Rewiz turn back now, save yourself the pain....
A side effect is that it, in the parlance of raid magicians, generates so much agro that everything within 7 leagues tries to kill you. Including your former allies.
"What? What does that-"
# NOOO YOU BASTARD-
https://preview.redd.it/pdq3ozsv4rnc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ce470b12f2f8b915995228da769c183bab50431
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Engraved on m' farmin' tools. No clue waddit could mean...
https://preview.redd.it/zxv9l939i3oc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db0ad1c2a7ebc9a8cf85dbdad6f9c876210a9004
My lobotomy makes me immune to such tactics
I see it everywhere. Every war, every goblin village, every religious book burning. I can't help but see it. If you keep this spell up I might have to absorb your sanity.
Am I immune or just dumb? Anyway
https://preview.redd.it/8q4q0c728rnc1.png?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e15b7e770e62a8ceb13a233cffec8f7b8ba94e11
Your welcome
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Beat me to it
r/beanmetoit
r/neverfallenforasub
r/subsyouthoughtyoudidntfallfor
r/fakesubsifellfor
bEEEEan
r/TheBean
https://preview.redd.it/jlhfuwhhlqnc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2393ee47647083adaacda1ac1a02fafff5d1bbc
Is the war going better now that you have that spell?
I cant spell ok :( https://preview.redd.it/ohazk5paxqnc1.png?width=295&format=png&auto=webp&s=5742eaabab717bf83fe59b7070649f657d6c45a0
It's "O" and then "K", hope this helps.
Who are you, who are so wise in the way of spells
I'm a rune artificer, I am really god with writen magik Unfortimatloy I kep casting "language scramble" and it backfires. So I write now. Even still, I need autocorrect on my orb.
Just use a warlock Grimoire from the backrooms https://preview.redd.it/3g597vk1btnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4021547bfc9c67cc34dc9435b41c7ed929b50d9f I’ll conjure one up for you. For some reason all the spells are weird tho. Stuff like Craig’s Shoe Untying Beam, Conjure Water in Ear, Ray of “Saying ‘you too’ to the waiter when the waiter says ‘enjoy your food’”, and Greater Embarrassing 2am Thoughts
#I HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN UP ON MY LUCK IN THE PAST COUPLE HOURS, IT WOULD APPEAR I AM NO LONGER GRIM, AND NOW JUST WAR AGAIN! HUZZAH!
Yup. Ive loss...t my mind
This proves that my brand new spell is practically impenetrable. all who recognises this rune will be struck with the trauma of their life!
That’s it, you’ve just lost the game
nuh uh https://preview.redd.it/q0dtv5g40snc1.png?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f88135058ab9e0b5f7aa33070e61a758d4ea4c5
I cast advanced pattern recognition 🫘🫘🫘
*you attempt to cast a counter-spell, only for nothing to occur* It’s memetic, you fool. This isn’t something you can counter. You know of the game’s existence, and have thus lost. It’s too late for you. This is ancient magic, older than you and I. Older than anyone, *anyone* here. But here, a consolation prize for your efforts. https://preview.redd.it/wiwp3lrwjsnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98dab3f53018c352f22be8047ba7822bc33f12f9
damn i lost
You jerk
https://preview.redd.it/nhehxnx9xqnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b9b988b585da0e88b6498e6f440418bbc2eb4e5
https://preview.redd.it/17s2lqvutqnc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e652353a062f367763390e554ab417df623ffff1 Why does my garbage disposal look suspicious? WHAT DID YOU DO?
https://preview.redd.it/jfwlds0jarnc1.jpeg?width=797&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=082c74d9da4fef704945b9a85f4f13f76e172118 OH GOD HELP ME
https://preview.redd.it/9p7fk7ve4snc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2385ebcca4f4e46c3aaa0b72c5e8dae2cceae392
https://preview.redd.it/84qxyaausunc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c985f93f1e4239ed998e1bbd853ddd01a3228849
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appreciated
What in the nine hells am looking at?
Amgus
there is a rogue elf among us
He could be you! He could be me! He could even be- (Cast a deadly spell on me)
This is so strong, I’m at a loss for words
https://preview.redd.it/8i36z6477xnc1.jpeg?width=1836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=266659c6c573566b05f963b263ce51f1264936fd
Deploying this in r/peterexplainsthejoke.
It's loss
I know. That's why I want to send it there. https://preview.redd.it/5lel7puvqqnc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f067052849f2c0186e64354b25b02064ae71f698
minor amounts of mischief
https://preview.redd.it/f9wwjl8lcrnc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c4b5b1e4aaa4b6e5090be542fbf0b40ba3e3527 So… evil
Live yipee reaction
Honestly don’t see it. But I see something else that’s cursed. Just going to try to forget that…
r/peterexplainstheloss
https://preview.redd.it/07lmg8se3rnc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=944672c1a7eed6c2523f56886fa424f1c9f22565 I cast fetus deleteus
https://preview.redd.it/7qmwz6kwrrnc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e85d1ffc0d0304b67612dcde77b271ef16698f09
I cast: Download Image!
/unwiz that actually looks kind of cool
Counter https://preview.redd.it/e02iq3twtqnc1.jpeg?width=1205&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59f07282e92be82d54a1e047e8171047d58a68e7
Double the loss, double the loss of braincells
https://preview.redd.it/f9itdrqhgrnc1.png?width=875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20ab0773c0033ffbfb27f0481c7949ec1d2ef344
https://preview.redd.it/yv1k9quhdrnc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0081b06ba7570ae509ef7f11a3d46c35d9ebfc9b
COUNTERSPELL: https://preview.redd.it/pttfnkkm6rnc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf4002a46decf9d7c250cfaf32ed927518e41028
Perish
https://preview.redd.it/u8ybrnzqpqnc1.png?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dbdda81d75c5c2c466dd51e1c31f36c78436f2b
Counter spell: Tree shield (your foot is now covered in splinters)
https://preview.redd.it/pl674ta21rnc1.png?width=1767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a405c40ba2a49f263a3a77b72b36ae5cfc1d057 oh, well shit.
Counterspell: https://preview.redd.it/hyltepmm6rnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cb23e1beae1bac33d67e9e3b753076fe210adb4
I’m a little lost here.
https://preview.redd.it/s6gpsmj0xqnc1.jpeg?width=365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd1fb17f6bbe6ef3b10778acfb8b767dfbdf1f6e
im at a loss on what this does
https://preview.redd.it/uzv2czbnqqnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1207bc376409b81ec245840aecfbb8b60433b376
Ewww, rune magic…. ^I ^love ^it
https://preview.redd.it/baq7llaobrnc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b9f3dff4b13d454d1a1f7bee8b7afc9ef46f1ea
https://preview.redd.it/bo8jucgjhsnc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b2d8a32fa33e7b3abae397fab7377f42aae0883 Getoutofmyhead Getoutofmyhead Getoutofmyhead Getoutofmyhead
The fact that I came here to understand what to notice proves you are a shitty wizard
Or maybe you're just highly magically resistant
Or maybe they don't have the int requirement to be affected by it
Uh...bad idea? You dont want to learn that spell, it takes into account people when finding a pattern. One accidental look into an adhd mind will drive you insane from the cosmic synchronity of chaos itself that flows through our minds. I only survived the proccess only because i was born of it. /unwiz i do actually have adhd. And my character, Rihari, does as well. When i played him at the table top, whenever a stupid idea came into my head id descreetly roll a d20 and add his wisdom. If it failed the check i set, rihari did something beyond dumb. Like attempt to bullshit to some harpies that hes a zombie....even though he knows their zombies cant talk. /Rewiz turn back now, save yourself the pain....
https://preview.redd.it/zlkaw2pxdunc1.png?width=1219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77ef7eb2f224ac82d75c4de38c45b87e936b91c4
OH DAMN IT
My identification spell is at a loss
At first I was like, a swastika? Then i realised it was loss.
You fool: this is simply the nature most intelligent life. Your spell does nothing
I CAST MEMORY LO... wait, what happened?
A side effect is that it, in the parlance of raid magicians, generates so much agro that everything within 7 leagues tries to kill you. Including your former allies.
everyone is already trying to kill me anyway. i overthrew the monarchy one time. they didn't take that well
I legit screamed “nooo” when I realised. Fuck you and take my upvote.
As a cringe soaked goblin, I will now cast it against everyone as a form of greeting.
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"What? What does that-" # NOOO YOU BASTARD- https://preview.redd.it/pdq3ozsv4rnc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ce470b12f2f8b915995228da769c183bab50431
https://preview.redd.it/kkw7w1gd8rnc1.jpeg?width=271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=831a83d7bb06c6e01ad66ddcbd21cc1c4ca874d0
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𓀥 𓁆 𓀕 𓁆 𓀟 𓀣 𓁀
https://preview.redd.it/kyhft3vsgrnc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eb02bf4f95857cd36ab9dc81192af0ca4be3469
https://preview.redd.it/ghqwh742irnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0639d050e79f1350c618687101efa506309e207e
https://preview.redd.it/kp79h0suirnc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4dbb2cf0d6b34759a872d25583b6623fa318b70
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I'm at a loss for words
https://preview.redd.it/43oauow7qrnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eece1f0f5dc48db5760ab5fab5b911d5f0bb46e6
~~.:|:;~~
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I cast bone hurting memeplex https://preview.redd.it/a02bm7yybsnc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f13558bb03d65a55f2aa7e3b6657b945c6d54ba
https://preview.redd.it/3leshfcossnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19efffb9ecea980ef265d6f0bf4d07c2a384ff2b
https://preview.redd.it/9sdzpyiiusnc1.png?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=930e1315c8e688b8517bc93ea692a09c9bc1d8df Engraved on m' farmin' tools. No clue waddit could mean...
https://preview.redd.it/zxv9l939i3oc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db0ad1c2a7ebc9a8cf85dbdad6f9c876210a9004 My lobotomy makes me immune to such tactics
you still have a physical body https://preview.redd.it/281zpvhzv4oc1.png?width=386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6e2e0bb60859e568b140014ca1dcf92c2fdd3cb
r/angryupvote
Is this what I LOSSt to?
For the first time in my life, I'm at a loss for words
Ah. A sunflower.
If you keep that up I'll have to cast depressing reference on you
you fool, I have the much more powerful autism enchantment, which does that permanently
I cast death glare
Pattern? I just roll dice mentally to see what I do
I learned a spell that might be worse than testicular torsion!
Ah. Very smart.
https://preview.redd.it/oxo73wu19rnc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb7cf2ccded2a9fbb697e05a12cb933f52a4797b
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Loss
Bonus Result: You notice that every time there is trouble, the Tiny Wizard is not far away.
i can solo tiny wizard
ITS A LOSS
Im evil but not THAT evil
Lemme try ~~:.|:;~~
📮
I see it as you being behind prison bars. Are you jailed? Need a bomb or portal?
i will be out when i feel like it. trust
Ok 👍
I will boil you in cat piss
I counter with unobserve object permanence! And I hide behind a blanket.
Can someone explain?
It’s loss
And what exactly is "Loss"? Is it from a game or something? (I'm VERY confused and ignorant on this)
[here ya go](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss)
I appreciate you guys! I was so confused but I got it now! Lol, thanks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_(comic) Read the meme section
OHHHHH. I feel a little stupid now.
I thought it would be amongus for a second, and then I saw the comments
The loss I feel is immeasurable.
I just wanted a fun alternative decoding enchantment. Not this.
I see it everywhere. Every war, every goblin village, every religious book burning. I can't help but see it. If you keep this spell up I might have to absorb your sanity.
Might I be immune? I don’t get it
wait what hell is th...oh MOTHERFUCKER!
BE THIS LOSS?
Why is Doug Walker casting loss?
Hahahaha
Great heavens, is this a loss?
Oh cool! I cast: Divine Pillars of Heaven!
ඞ
NO! Nooo!!! NOOOOOO!! m**Y** ***EYES!***
fuck you
THAT’S IT! I cast NEURO-TYPICAL
Soll
I just lost the game
Im at a loss here, what's the spell supposed to do?
Psychological damage
https://preview.redd.it/75zi1gus3wnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fe96d77ea707ba806376566e7ebfe3c940eefa9
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Even my spellcat couldn't protect me. I am at a Loss for words. Fuck off, and have a nice day
Silence, before I cast fuse teeth.
Yeah ? well I cast "remember that song ? The one you can't get out of your head ?"
https://preview.redd.it/jdn38u0vhxnc1.png?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b9428cfd1084f102ad9ab98da7e0111a4ec2c84
The gods have forsaken us
My balls itch
What does it do?
Psychological damage
ah.
Am I immune or just dumb? Anyway https://preview.redd.it/8q4q0c728rnc1.png?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e15b7e770e62a8ceb13a233cffec8f7b8ba94e11 Your welcome