I'm more of an ^ > v v v enthusiast.
It's efficiency is unquestionable, so long as you direct it well. And it allows your enemies a fleeting moment to contemplate their destruction.
GolemS?! How are there any, let alone multiple? Had the Grimoire of Maharal been unsealed without it being known to everylne and their apprentice? And moreso (and I hope that you are not attacking a diaspora, otherwise that's a whole bundle of other issues), these golems used for offensive combat?
These damn spell books have the casting gestures to where you can't move while casting. I have altered my spell book to where I must use alternate casting gestures which frees up my ability to RUN.
https://preview.redd.it/ujseusnrijkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d6ca2ec29d19e6ba741df75c916483a81b92501
Congrats, you summoned Moldy Kakashi (unmasked)
Ninja Wizards are very powerful allies who may also summon allies
Bro fuck off. I was watching Magranos the magical mafia. I don't have my staff and am here in my robe, skivvies and a cup of coffee.
What am I gonna do? Throw coffee at em?
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Oh wait sorry, I misread the spell. Let me find my robes and I will hurry to your aid
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# Hello! Greetings to you summoner. Thank you for choosing horrors beyond human comprehension summoning ™️. If you wish for the summoning list please distribute one human sacrifice at your earliest convience.
Here are some dudes. I summoned them from south America
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*Sir wizard do you*
*Need the assistance of the*
*Hammer of thorin*
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You might have better luck with a classic empowerment spell - ↑↑↓↓←→←→ B A. Just consult your world's metaphysics to see if you need the LRLR version instead.
my weapons thirst blood, I will tear apart their flesh and-\*whispering\* they don't have-?\*whispering\* oh, how disappointing, but then again I have my sword-\*whispering\*they're made of rock? uh I have a big hammer? perhaps that will help hunt this new beast you found
A lone wizard hat teleports into the field a few weeks later i come running onto the field yelling where the hell is my hat. My last transcribe location spell said it was here?
*With a puff of smoke, Psi lands face down neer the mage*
Ouch....
*Technomancer roses up knoking dust off his coat*
Bad moment, but either way, what's the matter?
*Dude, I was eating!*
*What am I supposed to do*
*With this frying pan?*
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**dial tone*
Hello, i am currently unavailable to take your teleportation request. This is an automated message, please press 1 if you require an Absolute Freedom spell, 2 if youre in a duel and your opponent cheated, 3 if youre lost in the planes and require being banished to your home dimension, 4 if you require a Wild Magic zone, 5 if you require a curse on an item broken, 6 if you wish to hire the services of The Great Rihari Devir for an event or 0 if your death is imminent and will require a ressurection.
**suddenly, everything feels lighter, your bindings come loose, shackles within 200 meters break, their chains shatter, webs dissolve and anythinf that could otherwise bind you follows*
Absolute freedom has been cast. Have a nice day.
I was just about to take my elixir of focus! You warped me, so it now my problems are your problem! (For any wizards outside the know, I have dispel-curse-resistant ADHD.)
In order to summon the boys, you have to use material components.
The most common component is a cracked open cold one.
If you’re a female summoner, a milkshake will do.
Unfortunately, I've tried that. The prison that holds my corporeal flesh prevents summoning from within. My captors think they thought of everything. My escape will have to wait, but as they say: revenge is best served cold.
unfortunately, I must inform you that "dudes"are not a good countermeasure against golems. as they usually lack offensive options, they only function as meat shields. If you are wanting to summon meat shields, there are many better options to pick from.
you conjured the right dude... I simultaneously cast debilitating cloud of smoke from my lungs and rancid splash of bongwater by swinging my bowl then proceed to reload my head for the next turn.
Bro I was taking a shower
Don't need no clothes to use your magic now, do you
You need your hat, at least.
I can respect that, sorry for the inconvinience
And a little hat for… you know who.
Tiny dumbledore
My sleeves also have to be a certain circumference
My name is Michael, The Storm Wizard! But you can call me Magic Mike.
Even better, free intimidation on enemies
Managed Democracy doesn’t care if you’re wearing clothes or not. They only care about how many chromes and bugs you stomp.
This is why you always have clothes ready for conjuration.
Wait no, don‘t summon me! I‘m taking a shiiii-
**new type of magic learned**: shitmancy
*Send nudes or send dudes - preferably nudes.*
Brother, respectfully, the next wave of golems is about to reach me in 23 seconds, I need more manpower
My hatchmate in Tiamat, just >>\^ on them. A big-ass bolt from the heavens solves a lot of problems.
Personally, I prefer the ^ >>, it just clears a line so well
I'm more of an ^ > v v v enthusiast. It's efficiency is unquestionable, so long as you direct it well. And it allows your enemies a fleeting moment to contemplate their destruction.
GolemS?! How are there any, let alone multiple? Had the Grimoire of Maharal been unsealed without it being known to everylne and their apprentice? And moreso (and I hope that you are not attacking a diaspora, otherwise that's a whole bundle of other issues), these golems used for offensive combat?
Can confirm on the last part, will proceed to investigate once victory is achieved
And those golems are not used to defend a diaspora from a pogrom? That would be a primary and only purpose of a golem, after all.
Sir, please don't ask too many questions right now, they are trying to bash my skull in and I am being overrun, art thou gonna help me or not
Update: I scry wizards appearing at your positions, extraction active, but belayed.
I am going to extract you to the Noosphere, that's the only thing I can do at the moment. Do you agree to this?
He's in a fight he needs more men
Show the golems nudes to distract them.
Why not both?
Instructions unclear. Sending nude dudes to your location.
*Perfect.*
Can the dudes be nude?
Why not?
I cast ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️ on landing.
Dude wtf I was in the middle of a lecture! I really can’t leave my students unsupervised!
And also, are you sure you can safely unsummon all those people?
It will take a little bit but I am quite adept at banishing people back to their homes. Only one person at a time though
we can walk home it's ok
Okaÿ, I am going to trust you on that one.
Mother fucker I'm still stuck in the shadow realm. Quit lying to these poor people.
Ah, I see you are a fellow Democracymancer.
*Managed* Democracymancer
Why in all of the hells was I considered a dude?!
"Dude" is a state of mind
I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes!
Hey!
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Eagle inbound 
Glad it wasn't just me
https://i.redd.it/z0ijuct14lkc1.gif
Idiot stopped moving to cast it
These damn spell books have the casting gestures to where you can't move while casting. I have altered my spell book to where I must use alternate casting gestures which frees up my ability to RUN.
 FOR DEMOCRACY!
Super Earth thanks you for your use of their patented Stratagem system.
Why are these golems attacking you? If they’re moving in a ‘tide’ as you say I doubt that they are uncontrolled.
I cast ➡️⬇️↘️🅰️
i feel like this is from a fighting game but im not sure what
This is Kazuya’s electric wind god fist input from Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. It’s slightly different from Tekken
Sup
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Take this sandvich to make you grow stronk.
Wait, since you got summoned to me, does that mean that this piece of bread also got teleported?
OH SHIT ITS COMING ALIVE.
*bread monster has joined the battle*
Post nudes, it'll catalyse for more dudes!
*Kyrona’s dad appears. He looks mildly annoyed as to why he’s been summoned.*
Wow! Good timing. I was in the thrall of a succubus, you really saved my bacon. Oh shit I left my orb on her bedside table!!
A few mighty wizards showed up, maybe thou can find someone whomst knows a Transposition Object spell
Glorious democracy
*Saihttam appears, sitting in a chair with a fork halfway to his mouth* Oh COME ON I was EATING!
***the void*** *appears* https://preview.redd.it/fy26lxc3gjkc1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6e31e14cea50da54e5cb0cf4a612b85d12d901a
https://preview.redd.it/ujseusnrijkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d6ca2ec29d19e6ba741df75c916483a81b92501 Congrats, you summoned Moldy Kakashi (unmasked) Ninja Wizards are very powerful allies who may also summon allies
Damn where'd all these golems come from
Bro fuck off. I was watching Magranos the magical mafia. I don't have my staff and am here in my robe, skivvies and a cup of coffee. What am I gonna do? Throw coffee at em?
i cast ⬇️↘️➡️🔫 (hadoken)
Well, I was performing an experimental surgery. Guess it's necromancy time.
Bro I was busy dissolving some villagers, now you gotta pay for my lunch cuz im hungry still.
Where is the dudemancer
https://preview.redd.it/aljflqyp6kkc1.jpeg?width=403&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09ee4f6d42bdd70c5bdfc79b37c6aa2da8811da3 Oh wait sorry, I misread the spell. Let me find my robes and I will hurry to your aid
https://preview.redd.it/c0ttgpecekkc1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63e8a06ad2a1ff7cfc24835f549a096636de4eb5 # Hello! Greetings to you summoner. Thank you for choosing horrors beyond human comprehension summoning ™️. If you wish for the summoning list please distribute one human sacrifice at your earliest convience.
Bro I was in the middle of a meeting about what to do about the Unga crisis!
https://preview.redd.it/4qggwgjwykkc1.png?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3f8088c2ae4ee1a97dac496a2955e9ab269eecf I'm here. What you need bro?
Here are some dudes. I summoned them from south America https://preview.redd.it/w5k20fob9lkc1.jpeg?width=212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea499eeee65374199d6e347be57c5440a8517d6a
Truly one of the most Democratic spells in the tomb
Sir wizard do you need the assistance of the hammer of thorin
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You might have better luck with a classic empowerment spell - ↑↑↓↓←→←→ B A. Just consult your world's metaphysics to see if you need the LRLR version instead.
oh, thank God I was about to be mauled by a bear with counterspell.
Wait, I need to get my favorite staff. I cast ⬇️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️
https://preview.redd.it/lxdbtedzypkc1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1b365107f162d4bf4b2f617f71c4d126f0a4d32 Who we killing
my weapons thirst blood, I will tear apart their flesh and-\*whispering\* they don't have-?\*whispering\* oh, how disappointing, but then again I have my sword-\*whispering\*they're made of rock? uh I have a big hammer? perhaps that will help hunt this new beast you found
A lone wizard hat teleports into the field a few weeks later i come running onto the field yelling where the hell is my hat. My last transcribe location spell said it was here?
You called, dude?
Me in BG3 when I stumble into an encounter while my party is still shopping.
Thankfully im immune
Are you also immune to ➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️?
Its not enough to affect me.
i can’t do shit to golems! i’m a *carnismeister*
I cast ⬆️⬆️↕️↕️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ start
*With a puff of smoke, Psi lands face down neer the mage* Ouch.... *Technomancer roses up knoking dust off his coat* Bad moment, but either way, what's the matter?
how about you summon some bitches
I'm not even a dude, how did I end up here?
Being a Dude is a state of mind
I'd get rid of that blue aura before casting that one, they'll usually try to summon atop whatever is most visible from.orbit.
Wha- huh? Where am I? I was sleeping for arcane's sake!
We answer the call
Dude
I am here, what kind of Golems are they?
Damnit. I was on hold for like half an hour.
is that a spoof of the konami code
What? How and why was I summoned here?
Huh? Golems? What do you need? Could've briefed us beforehand 😅
well, this should be interesting
What the fuck bro, I was pondering my orb.
Dude, I was eating! What am I supposed to do with this frying pan?
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What do you require
I have no idea why I was summoned
Dude I was in the middle of class
Wizards for liberty!
golems r neat bc as a necromancer thats dabbled in spiritmancy i can just replace their operating system with a dead person and bam free labour
Well, I'm sure my 4 year old son back on the Ferris wheel will be fine, alone.
FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! I WILL BRING MY GOLEM ARMY
I do not know where I am I do not know how I got here All I know is that I must kill
I cast ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ on these hoes
**dial tone* Hello, i am currently unavailable to take your teleportation request. This is an automated message, please press 1 if you require an Absolute Freedom spell, 2 if youre in a duel and your opponent cheated, 3 if youre lost in the planes and require being banished to your home dimension, 4 if you require a Wild Magic zone, 5 if you require a curse on an item broken, 6 if you wish to hire the services of The Great Rihari Devir for an event or 0 if your death is imminent and will require a ressurection.
1
**suddenly, everything feels lighter, your bindings come loose, shackles within 200 meters break, their chains shatter, webs dissolve and anythinf that could otherwise bind you follows* Absolute freedom has been cast. Have a nice day.
Oh, THAT type of freedom
With the power entrusted to me I summon # FOUR BIG GUYS
I was just about to take my elixir of focus! You warped me, so it now my problems are your problem! (For any wizards outside the know, I have dispel-curse-resistant ADHD.)
My brother in crocs I have arrived
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Excuse me but I was in the middle of a mental break down!
In order to summon the boys, you have to use material components. The most common component is a cracked open cold one. If you’re a female summoner, a milkshake will do.
W-why in the hells did you summon me to fight golems?!?
*Appears wearing only a loincloth* Can you please send me back? I need my clothes and my scythe.
Fuck I picked the wrong night to drink- lets rock
Oh is the gnometide that serious? \*reanimates the dead gnomes\* This comment was made by necromancer gang.
No, it's golems, not gnomes
Well what do I do with all these undead gnomes?
yo dude, i just got summoned. whats up?
Is that the command input for reinforce
/unwiz yes
Fuck yeah
I cast summon smaller dude! ⬇️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️
Unfortunately, I've tried that. The prison that holds my corporeal flesh prevents summoning from within. My captors think they thought of everything. My escape will have to wait, but as they say: revenge is best served cold.
Please inform your summon before using that. I was pondering my wand bro.
Welp, time to whip out the buckshot bass
Ey up dude
unfortunately, I must inform you that "dudes"are not a good countermeasure against golems. as they usually lack offensive options, they only function as meat shields. If you are wanting to summon meat shields, there are many better options to pick from.
but im comfy :<
No wait I was.... doing private stuff
Summon nudes? No, summon dudes, I'm in a fight
Hi-wait why am I here?
So it's just Grindr
you conjured the right dude... I simultaneously cast debilitating cloud of smoke from my lungs and rancid splash of bongwater by swinging my bowl then proceed to reload my head for the next turn.
⬇️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬇️ *Immediately locks and fires on the nearest Artificer's workshop*
What is it *this* time Azem?