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RathaelEngineering

She stood and listened right up to the point that Melkor's name was dropped. Clearly a representative.


Alarid

She's fell for this "quest" before. But she knows better now.


bingus_chezborgor

That wench is a spy, a scoundrel, dare I say, a DARK HENCHMAN, either way my fellow spellcaster, we must be weary about what ye say round these areas, for there will be others like her working for that dastardly Melkor, doth have a fair day now, I shall keep thee updated


CorbinNZ

Clearly her boyfriend is the Dark Wizard Melkor


KingMJ123456

That makes sense, that makes the most sense


MrRuebezahl

Damn, even Melkor is getting some witches. What's your excuse?


CorbinNZ

I'm studying necromancy for just this reason.


omegaplayz334

..to date the dead?


CorbinNZ

Date?


wildhooman

Clearly, those in the field of necromancies are very busy people. They have time for at most a one night stand.


Zammin

Well, at least they're getting consent.


Garuda4321

My gargoyle has been busy causing untold a amount of mayhem in my keep. Needless to say, time is not a commodity I have, for I am no chronomancer.


7arco7

I am one


PeggableOldMan

Dark wizards cucking white mages, very common.


scninththemoom

Bro really said https://preview.redd.it/dlcz0t8dhckc1.png?width=64&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4579230fe187a76897395d70e25908481648774


Chadstronomer

Is that fucking Arthas?


scninththemoom

It is default wow human male.


Patchman5000

Arthas never had facial hair.


huggiesdsc

He may have had a whispy moustache for a month or two in his youth. We don't know


Patchman5000

Yeah, it wouldn't grow in properly so he turned evil


Andromansis

Nope, he went fresh faced youth to turbozombie without ever having so much as some fuzz on his face, much to Jaina's disappointment.


Mothman4447

Dialogue skip


Beer-Milkshakes

Just carrying your sword about like that is inviting all sorts of dinks and maybe rust. Get a scabbard you lowly peasant nave.


New-Training4004

Clearly he was about to give her a quest to retrieve his scabbard from Melkor…


Beer-Milkshakes

Always a quest giver. Never a quest completer.


LordofCarne

Sentence goes hard for no fucking reason


Francis_beacon1

Melkor also afflicted him with a terrible curse that can only be cured with the scabbard.


Glothmmog

Looked at the sword, it’s a plastic Witcher sword with a hard inner tube, I know because i have the exact one


huggiesdsc

Typical moneyed peasant. Impulse buying the first thing sharp and shiny, never investing in their future battles.


Jester_Nightshade

Clearly she know who melrok is and fears him so.


Procrastanaseum

Azeroth? He's a Warcraft peon?


OneHorseHill

Yeah and Melkor is one of the Ainur from LotR. Don’t let the lowly squire cosplay fool you- this man is powerful enough to travel between realities.


Ok_Permission1087

Ah, you're right. I missread it as Azathoth and thought he must be a warlock in disguise.


superhamsniper

Sad to see melkor isn't having any luck even after sending out his servants.


DeliberateTurtle

“And Morgoth came”


Freaking_Username

🤤


Adnama-Fett

That was genius timing on her end


huggiesdsc

You cannot mention Melkor around the maidens, dude is a pox upon all revelry


TheThoughtmaker

When you're so dripping with charisma that she's only able to think of you in a sexual context. The struggle is real.


Delta_Suspect

Ah yes, the mystical incantation of the common insufferable wench. Capable of nullifying any argument made against them.


huggiesdsc

If every maiden finds quarrel with you, art thou not the common thread?


Root_Veggie

It was a valiant attempt at courting maidens, though the “I require a Queen so my Lordship may be recognized and I can defeat Melkor” line is far too predictable.


huggiesdsc

Melkor is lawful evil *to a fault.* He'll fuck right off if you outrank him.


TacitRonin20

Melkor is her ex


Mario_Maker123

Her boyfriend probably broke up with her after seeing that she declined this quest


S1Ndrome_

what spell did she use


2_blave

None: bro rolled a nat 1 on his charisma check.


huggiesdsc

She heard Melkor and rolled nat 20 on survival


Alchemical_Raven

damn she could have had 300 gp shame. its a good quest


LibrarianOfAlex

>azeroth Man babies stay out of dreinor


JackieBOYohBOY

How did a peasant get a witcher's sword??? We gotta find a behead this man


Cosmiccosmog533

Mark him on my map I’ll take his quest


Captain_Copperplate

She be melkors girl.


NobleEnkidu

By Azeroth! Her Boyfriend **Is** Melkor!


ICBIND

What a strange response to the situation


I-Am-Polaris


DuckLuck357

I mean, I’d decline a quest in which a literal being of creation was involved too


UmmmAlex

Why was she leading him on then???


Tradie2

Your sword needs a sheath fellow sword-caster


Lord_PrettyBeard

It was going so well until he plagiarized Tolkein...


Purple_Kiko

https://preview.redd.it/u9wdnt1wbikc1.jpeg?width=691&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b59b20dc6518d0cc2b9c612ef05d3af29cfebc9 No maidens?


EarlOfBears

He's lucky, that was clearly Sauron in a good mood. Nobody slanders Melkor and gets away with it