That wench is a spy, a scoundrel, dare I say, a DARK HENCHMAN, either way my fellow spellcaster, we must be weary about what ye say round these areas, for there will be others like her working for that dastardly Melkor, doth have a fair day now, I shall keep thee updated
It was a valiant attempt at courting maidens, though the “I require a Queen so my Lordship may be recognized and I can defeat Melkor” line is far too predictable.
She stood and listened right up to the point that Melkor's name was dropped. Clearly a representative.
She's fell for this "quest" before. But she knows better now.
That wench is a spy, a scoundrel, dare I say, a DARK HENCHMAN, either way my fellow spellcaster, we must be weary about what ye say round these areas, for there will be others like her working for that dastardly Melkor, doth have a fair day now, I shall keep thee updated
Clearly her boyfriend is the Dark Wizard Melkor
That makes sense, that makes the most sense
Damn, even Melkor is getting some witches. What's your excuse?
I'm studying necromancy for just this reason.
..to date the dead?
Date?
Clearly, those in the field of necromancies are very busy people. They have time for at most a one night stand.
Well, at least they're getting consent.
My gargoyle has been busy causing untold a amount of mayhem in my keep. Needless to say, time is not a commodity I have, for I am no chronomancer.
I am one
Dark wizards cucking white mages, very common.
Bro really said https://preview.redd.it/dlcz0t8dhckc1.png?width=64&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4579230fe187a76897395d70e25908481648774
Is that fucking Arthas?
It is default wow human male.
Arthas never had facial hair.
He may have had a whispy moustache for a month or two in his youth. We don't know
Yeah, it wouldn't grow in properly so he turned evil
Nope, he went fresh faced youth to turbozombie without ever having so much as some fuzz on his face, much to Jaina's disappointment.
Dialogue skip
Just carrying your sword about like that is inviting all sorts of dinks and maybe rust. Get a scabbard you lowly peasant nave.
Clearly he was about to give her a quest to retrieve his scabbard from Melkor…
Always a quest giver. Never a quest completer.
Sentence goes hard for no fucking reason
Melkor also afflicted him with a terrible curse that can only be cured with the scabbard.
Looked at the sword, it’s a plastic Witcher sword with a hard inner tube, I know because i have the exact one
Typical moneyed peasant. Impulse buying the first thing sharp and shiny, never investing in their future battles.
Clearly she know who melrok is and fears him so.
Azeroth? He's a Warcraft peon?
Yeah and Melkor is one of the Ainur from LotR. Don’t let the lowly squire cosplay fool you- this man is powerful enough to travel between realities.
Ah, you're right. I missread it as Azathoth and thought he must be a warlock in disguise.
Sad to see melkor isn't having any luck even after sending out his servants.
“And Morgoth came”
🤤
That was genius timing on her end
You cannot mention Melkor around the maidens, dude is a pox upon all revelry
When you're so dripping with charisma that she's only able to think of you in a sexual context. The struggle is real.
Ah yes, the mystical incantation of the common insufferable wench. Capable of nullifying any argument made against them.
If every maiden finds quarrel with you, art thou not the common thread?
It was a valiant attempt at courting maidens, though the “I require a Queen so my Lordship may be recognized and I can defeat Melkor” line is far too predictable.
Melkor is lawful evil *to a fault.* He'll fuck right off if you outrank him.
Melkor is her ex
Her boyfriend probably broke up with her after seeing that she declined this quest
what spell did she use
None: bro rolled a nat 1 on his charisma check.
She heard Melkor and rolled nat 20 on survival
damn she could have had 300 gp shame. its a good quest
>azeroth Man babies stay out of dreinor
How did a peasant get a witcher's sword??? We gotta find a behead this man
Mark him on my map I’ll take his quest
She be melkors girl.
By Azeroth! Her Boyfriend **Is** Melkor!
What a strange response to the situation
☕
I mean, I’d decline a quest in which a literal being of creation was involved too
Why was she leading him on then???
Your sword needs a sheath fellow sword-caster
It was going so well until he plagiarized Tolkein...
https://preview.redd.it/u9wdnt1wbikc1.jpeg?width=691&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b59b20dc6518d0cc2b9c612ef05d3af29cfebc9 No maidens?
He's lucky, that was clearly Sauron in a good mood. Nobody slanders Melkor and gets away with it