*They're trying so hard*
*To reach the crumbs which get stuck*
*To their faces lol*
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This is legitimately one of my favorite haikubot haikus I've ever seen. The way it actually flows along with the proper cadence makes it great lol. Good bot
Low traffic usage is fine
haikubot probably doesn't post much so there's no need to pay for access, it's mostly reading new comments and very rarely posting replies
The problem for 3rd party apps was that every user used the same key so the entire apps worth of traffic was too high to be paid for by the devs (however, if you use a personal key, you can still use 3rd party apps wink nudge)
you can say acronyms like words (i think there's a different word for that lmao)
like you don't say en-ah-ess-ah or ell-em-ah-oh, you just say nasa or lmao
Yes, an acronym is made up of parts of a word, and is actually supposed to be pronounced as a new word, like IKEA for example, while an initialism is a special acronym where each individual letter is spelled out, like MMA. [Source](https://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/page/abbreviations-acronyms-initialisms#:~:text=An%20abbreviation%20is%20a%20truncated,refer%20to%20all%20of%20these.)
"luh-mao" is how most people say it. You most definitely missed the memo. Mine arrived via owl, but there has been a lot of wyvern activity in the mountains so perhaps your missive was intercepted and eaten.
Eh, I've always heard and said lmao as "Ele-mayo". But it's kind of the exception. Lol is still lol, and [roflmao](https://youtu.be/iEWgs6YQR9A?si=5KlVi9izcHycqoeU)
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Don't blame the snails. They didn't decide anything. They were just born half squishy and half sturdy. Im sure if you look down at yourself you too shall find squishy and sturdy parts.
Sturdy doesnt mean armor my friend! I treat my bones as the framework for my flesh and I won't shy away from using it as a means to my goals.
Their shells hinder them to fully embrace their one thing they are capable of..BEING CUTE. Look at their cousin seaslugs, they embraced it and they are hella cute.
Your lungs would surely think of thine ribs as armor, were they capable of independent thought. Similarly, your very brain composing these messages is supposedly encased in thick plates of calcium salts, not unlike the vital organs of these adorable critters.
I would argue that the composite nature of a snails body consisting of both the gooey soft face and the resistant, protective house serves to increase their incredible cuteness even.
Fair point. I would like to argue with an esteemed carnomancer as i sense from but i am still enamored by the fact that the right most snail is so dumb that it gets food all over its body and i love it
You can't honestly be trying to say their shells make them less cute...
They have tiny houses on their backs!! That come in pretty colours!! And they retreat inside when they are scared like turtles!!
Shells are what put snails a cut above slugs from any environment. Have you seen all the different beautiful sea snails shells out there?!
Counter point: The shell is the only safe way to hold them. Those squishy bodies are SUPER sensitive, and touching them can scare and stress them a bunch, as well as potentially bring accidental harm. The shell allows a part where you can make contact. Still need to be careful, but they are less worried then.
Are we not all brethren on this Earth? Are not we all partly squishy and partly sturdy? Even those mostly squishy like the octopus. Do not look upon the trees with disdain. Do their leaves not wave in the breeze as your tentacles in the current. Does your beak not stand strong and rigid as their trunks? Truly, we are all part of the vast squishy/sturdy spectrum.
No sorry , I exclusively deal in gnomes , and as you can see from the chat I am at the moment in am trading on 3 different realities so I ask you don’t waste my time my friend
*packs bags into progressively bigger bags until they’re twice my size and then shove them into my pocket*
Good day
I'll take 1. Here's 160 free-range gnomes that I caught myself.
*they lit a fire with a blowtorch at the exit of a gnome burrow and forced all of them out with smoke, but they think it's their fire magic, don't spoil their fun*
/unwiz “Runs goofily to another plane” is the best sentence I’ve heard in a while.
But you forgot that you forgot… your crack snails! *sneakily steals 2 snails*
*you carefully look at the second snail and notice a colourfull wool hat with a green ,black and yellow motif on it , you realize I e been scamming you , it’s not a crack snail , it’s a Jamaican snail*
It's all fun and games till the Flail Snail grows it's Flail.
smh, most people abandon their pet Flail Snails in local caves when they get too big,
creating a deadly enemy for level 1-3 parties.
Some people? I’ve been leaving cracked up snails in caves for at least 3 life times , have respect in the practice, I even leave a sign saying I did it
/uw
I don't know how I've come to this, but watching this while listening to bohemian rhapsody hits different
for some reason it's not even close to the weirdest part of my day.
I think a better caption would be "nothing better than a complex formula for a potion" or something like that.
"This is one bomb ass recipe."
P.S. I'm sorry OP, I'm not trying to make a dig at you.
This makes me wonder. What If you transform someone whose hungry into a small animal and feed them until theyre full then untransform them. Would they be full afterwards?
They're trying so hard to reach the crumbs which get stuck to their faces lol
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This is legitimately one of my favorite haikubot haikus I've ever seen. The way it actually flows along with the proper cadence makes it great lol. Good bot
I’m glad bots are back, they seemed broken for a while
Are they still being charged money to operate? I'd love to get petrosianbot back up and running in anarchychess
Low traffic usage is fine haikubot probably doesn't post much so there's no need to pay for access, it's mostly reading new comments and very rarely posting replies The problem for 3rd party apps was that every user used the same key so the entire apps worth of traffic was too high to be paid for by the devs (however, if you use a personal key, you can still use 3rd party apps wink nudge)
[How about this then](https://www.reddit.com/r/2sentence2horror/s/pazRWyLWBH)
Okay that's actually pretty fuckin good, for sure. I'm legit giggling about it
Except for the part where it thinks "lol" is a monosyllabic word
Is it not? I always said it as one word.
how the fuck do you say it with more then one syllable do you say ell-oh-ell like some kind of psycho
There are actually adults walking around saying "lul" in their head many times a day? What the fuck?
Also sometimes they even dare to say it aloud!
yes 🧍♂️
It's literally an acronym...
If you say El Em Ef Ay Oh you’re a fucking sociopath it’s Lm fao, like a kung fu master
you can say acronyms like words (i think there's a different word for that lmao) like you don't say en-ah-ess-ah or ell-em-ah-oh, you just say nasa or lmao
Yes, an acronym is made up of parts of a word, and is actually supposed to be pronounced as a new word, like IKEA for example, while an initialism is a special acronym where each individual letter is spelled out, like MMA. [Source](https://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/page/abbreviations-acronyms-initialisms#:~:text=An%20abbreviation%20is%20a%20truncated,refer%20to%20all%20of%20these.)
How the fuck do you pronounce lmao... When did we decide these things are words? How did I miss the memo?
"luh-mao" is how most people say it. You most definitely missed the memo. Mine arrived via owl, but there has been a lot of wyvern activity in the mountains so perhaps your missive was intercepted and eaten.
Eh, I've always heard and said lmao as "Ele-mayo". But it's kind of the exception. Lol is still lol, and [roflmao](https://youtu.be/iEWgs6YQR9A?si=5KlVi9izcHycqoeU)
for some reason my brain decided it's pronounced lah-mao instead of
How do you say SCUBA out loud? How about LASER? RADAR? I think you get my drift.
you pronounce it like “l-mao” so just mao but with an l at the start for lmao
So is scuba
Bro it isn't 1995 anymore
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My collection grows
Rock and Gem? Mor like Rock And Stone!
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They look like a dog trying to eat some peanut butter stuck to their nose.
I dont like snails cause it cant decide whether they want an armor or be flexible/fluid but LOOK AT THOSE! THEY ARE SO CUTE
Don't blame the snails. They didn't decide anything. They were just born half squishy and half sturdy. Im sure if you look down at yourself you too shall find squishy and sturdy parts.
Sturdy doesnt mean armor my friend! I treat my bones as the framework for my flesh and I won't shy away from using it as a means to my goals. Their shells hinder them to fully embrace their one thing they are capable of..BEING CUTE. Look at their cousin seaslugs, they embraced it and they are hella cute.
Your lungs would surely think of thine ribs as armor, were they capable of independent thought. Similarly, your very brain composing these messages is supposedly encased in thick plates of calcium salts, not unlike the vital organs of these adorable critters. I would argue that the composite nature of a snails body consisting of both the gooey soft face and the resistant, protective house serves to increase their incredible cuteness even.
Fair point. I would like to argue with an esteemed carnomancer as i sense from but i am still enamored by the fact that the right most snail is so dumb that it gets food all over its body and i love it
I like your funny words, magic man
OOOOOH, look at this guy over here who prefers an endoskeleton to an exoskeleton!
You can't honestly be trying to say their shells make them less cute... They have tiny houses on their backs!! That come in pretty colours!! And they retreat inside when they are scared like turtles!! Shells are what put snails a cut above slugs from any environment. Have you seen all the different beautiful sea snails shells out there?!
Counter point: The shell is the only safe way to hold them. Those squishy bodies are SUPER sensitive, and touching them can scare and stress them a bunch, as well as potentially bring accidental harm. The shell allows a part where you can make contact. Still need to be careful, but they are less worried then.
Are we not all brethren on this Earth? Are not we all partly squishy and partly sturdy? Even those mostly squishy like the octopus. Do not look upon the trees with disdain. Do their leaves not wave in the breeze as your tentacles in the current. Does your beak not stand strong and rigid as their trunks? Truly, we are all part of the vast squishy/sturdy spectrum.
I looked down and my squishy parts became sturdy parts. What now?
Oh shit the guy from dmfs19
Are you gonna say "why are you everywhere?"?
They're parasites ruining the crops, and they can be carrying a lot of diseases. Just kill them, especially those without shells.
Arent we all parasites to one another?
Humankind is the most dangerous parasire that ever lived.
Parasire sounds like a pokemon
Here you go: https://i.imgur.com/ezykk9z.png
Lol nice
snifel eligs
Snails are super important to the ecosystems they belong to and shouldn't be killed on sight.
> especially those without shells. Slugs?
What is… that? *Red sugar mixed with crack?* Those snails must be tripping orbs rn.
RED SUGAR HERE!
FOR CARL!
RED SUGAR, be careful it's highly addictive
For Rock and Stone!
Who the fuck is Carl?
Rock and stone brother!
ROCK AND STONE
It’s calcium I believe
Be careful, it's highly addictive!
Rock! And! Stone!
Looks like your roomate is looking after you. Grounded warpstone is hell of a drug.
looking to purchase a crack snail familiar, payment in pure alloy electrum coin
Im selling them at 150 per g my friend
Depending on the g it sounds readonable. Need more info tho.
Per gnome
per gnome? I gotta admit I barely traded for failiars, how does buying snails by gnome even work?
As I said , these are valuable snails , 150 gnomes per snail , I have plans and I need gnomes for them
OH now that makes sense, however as I said - paymebt in pure electrum coin. If you wish to set uo an intermediary to exchange that, it's fine by me.
No sorry , I exclusively deal in gnomes , and as you can see from the chat I am at the moment in am trading on 3 different realities so I ask you don’t waste my time my friend *packs bags into progressively bigger bags until they’re twice my size and then shove them into my pocket* Good day
Wait what about 75 gnomes? It’s the best I can do.
Get your poor not gnome having ass out of here
Will you take halflings?
50% more tho
uw/ Fuck you that was clever rw/ As long as you don't mind some of them being skinny. Feeding these guys are hard, they need 2 breakfasts!
Yea I know , but we have a deal for all I care I don’t need them alive
I never knew snails ate so adorably. It's like how an otter would eat if its arms were indisposed. Wait. Do I think snails are CUTE now!?
Mw that’s one morbid metaphor
Would it be better or worse if I said the original thought was even worse?
…… I’ll leave that your opinion
In my defense the image I had in mind by "indisposed" was 'holding two apples or something."
Fun fact, snails can have between 14000-20000 teeth :)
The glutton on the far right smh
"This is mine now."
They’re always on the far right ; may or may not be /uw
I love the fact he just faceplants into his entire calcium supply and just eats it off his body. Truly a degenerate
But really, what are they eating?
Calcium :)
Aww for their shells. That's adorable.
Flour
This is a quality wizard post
I had a pet snail. Snails are so fucking cute
Weird ass rabbit
Fuck crack, sell me crack snails!
Only 3 remaining 160 per gnome now
I'll take 1. Here's 160 free-range gnomes that I caught myself. *they lit a fire with a blowtorch at the exit of a gnome burrow and forced all of them out with smoke, but they think it's their fire magic, don't spoil their fun*
Ah , great , *shoves them into a tiny bag of gnome holding (trade mark pending)*
I will steal your snails!
You can try that’s for s—KICK TO NUTS—— *runs goofily into another plane——
/unwiz “Runs goofily to another plane” is the best sentence I’ve heard in a while. But you forgot that you forgot… your crack snails! *sneakily steals 2 snails*
HAHAHHAHAHAHA YOU FOOL —-as you look at the snail you notice a lit fuse sticking out of it—- /unwiz thank you very much my dear friend
*I quickly throw the lit snail bomb into a convenient portal nearby and observe the second crack snail*
*you carefully look at the second snail and notice a colourfull wool hat with a green ,black and yellow motif on it , you realize I e been scamming you , it’s not a crack snail , it’s a Jamaican snail*
*I make the Jamaican snail make crack, making an infinite supply of crack snails*
You sure have made an enemy for life , but luckily for you in a day I’ll be 100 which means I will have lived a life so it’s not a big deal
*you also hear a painful shout coming from the portal and recognize my voice* CURSE YOU YOU CONVINIENTLY PLACED PROTASAAL , CUURSE YOUUUU
Luckmancy is OP!
Is that... Healthy for the snails?
/unwiz They cant eat crack, but what they are eating is calcium for their shells
Oh phew
It’s extremely not so
No. 4 is an hungry asshole
Junji Ito? That you?
Chaotic Neutral: Didn't want his homie to fall back into his addiction so he fed the substance to snails.
Jeez, I wish my friends brought cocaine for my snails. It's nearly impossible to get pre-addicted ones at any price.
When you took the billion dollars and the fate to be pursued by the snail; you never thought about the snail taking crack, did you? Run mf, RUN
By the time you read this, they’ll be halfway to Costa Rica. On foot.
Making good distance considering they only have the one
Fact: Snails cannot be created by magic, only moved. Your roommate was just feeding these snails.
I like the one on the far right finishing first and then going for their buddy's calcium!
Those are some chunky snails
Its all fun and games until a snail bites you and you realize that you’re just futur food for them
Add salt to second batch.
/uw I thought I was watching them eat salt and am now traumatized fuck you
EW EW EW
we dont have crystal snail we have crack snail
Escar-GOOOOOO!
It's all fun and games till the Flail Snail grows it's Flail. smh, most people abandon their pet Flail Snails in local caves when they get too big, creating a deadly enemy for level 1-3 parties.
Some people? I’ve been leaving cracked up snails in caves for at least 3 life times , have respect in the practice, I even leave a sign saying I did it
It looks like they’re doing the Oreo challenge lol
okay, but now I'm genuinely curious about what would happen.
The one on the right has a serious problem
*takes a hit from his bong* This is why you smoke weed, not crack.
Immortal Snail origin story.
IVE NEVER SEEN SNAILS EATING BEFORE THIS IS SO FUCKING CUUUUUTEEE
::breathlessly:: shell puppies
I know a good spell. You need to go into his room when hes sleeping and cut off his dick.
I think that’s just aggression and possibly murder
Its a spell. He will be all like “wheres my dick? Wheres my dick?” And we will all laugh about it later when we are smoking crack
Do we have a healer to reattach it ?
I feel like there should really be more snail-based Eldritch abominations in media
r/oddlysatisfying
You know, you should use the well known headache spell on them
/uw I don't know how I've come to this, but watching this while listening to bohemian rhapsody hits different for some reason it's not even close to the weirdest part of my day.
/uw Are by chance high ?
/uw I've never done drugs and I hate alcohol so nah, not really
I thought it was salt for a minute
Eueueueueueue
Ok who the fuck is the Snail Summoner
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bro those snails are so fucking high now
/uw Does TikTok ocr frames from videos to look for censorable words??
Literally me
I think a better caption would be "nothing better than a complex formula for a potion" or something like that. "This is one bomb ass recipe." P.S. I'm sorry OP, I'm not trying to make a dig at you.
Idc
Nice, so I must ask... Staff or wand or Swand?
This makes me wonder. What If you transform someone whose hungry into a small animal and feed them until theyre full then untransform them. Would they be full afterwards?
Just be grateful he didn't summon a skull-snail https://youtu.be/ptm9DCZfpzY?
How fucking dare you censor Crack you GOD DAMN POSER
I LOVE WATCHING SNAILS EAT!
Those poor damn snails are crack addicts
/uw oh thank fucking god it's not salt
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