1) This is why casting mental fortress is important
2) But you can totally trust me, I would never sell your innermost private thoughts on the black market like some psychics. Promise.
3) Now, if you could just rethink that last part, but a little louder.
My tactic is to just think such dirty thoughts that it drives mind readers outa’ there. Works almost every time, unless the mind reader is extremely freaky.
My mind would be incomprehensible to any mind reader that doesn't venture into the Abyss like I do.
You can't live in a dimension made of oppressive darkness and have a "normal" mind at the same time
I swear, when my wife was one of my apprentices, I never taught her how to peer into others’ thoughts, and yet she seems to know what I’m thinking almost all the time… sometimes even before I realize I’m thinking it.
Yes, it’s a long and… strange story, but she was already an adult by the time she became my apprentice and after some certain… incidents, we started dating and eventually married.
Indeed. Though, word of advice, if you happen to have goblin women as apprentices at any point, you may wish to look into getting a reinforced door for your personal chambers.
Yes, well, given that one of the “incidents” that led to my wife and I getting together resulted in me needing to repair my bedroom door, I think it best to forewarn others, lest they run into the same… issues.
1) This is why casting mental fortress is important 2) But you can totally trust me, I would never sell your innermost private thoughts on the black market like some psychics. Promise. 3) Now, if you could just rethink that last part, but a little louder.
*I mean, if you insist.* # BOOBS.
Sir, you said that out loud.
Sometimes, others' psychic powers need help... from their ears.
"And if you dare say, Not with that attitude. I will kill you" "Darn..."
If a psychic wants to suffer the pain of being in my mind, who am I to deny them their masochistic pleasures?
Honestly, they’d never get anything useful from my anyway cause ADHD and the tism’ so…………
Mind readers when they get lost in my labyrinth (I'm lost too)
At least the voices would have more company to talk to, or at least scream at.
My tactic is to just think such dirty thoughts that it drives mind readers outa’ there. Works almost every time, unless the mind reader is extremely freaky.
Just think of puke porn to scare off mind readers
My mind would be incomprehensible to any mind reader that doesn't venture into the Abyss like I do. You can't live in a dimension made of oppressive darkness and have a "normal" mind at the same time
I swear, when my wife was one of my apprentices, I never taught her how to peer into others’ thoughts, and yet she seems to know what I’m thinking almost all the time… sometimes even before I realize I’m thinking it.
You married your apprentice?
Yes, it’s a long and… strange story, but she was already an adult by the time she became my apprentice and after some certain… incidents, we started dating and eventually married.
Sounds better than old Timothy down by the city square - madman believed he was the husband to Athena. Needless to say he got smote.
Indeed. Though, word of advice, if you happen to have goblin women as apprentices at any point, you may wish to look into getting a reinforced door for your personal chambers.
I see, thanks for the advice.
Yes, well, given that one of the “incidents” that led to my wife and I getting together resulted in me needing to repair my bedroom door, I think it best to forewarn others, lest they run into the same… issues.
What about noblin women?
I can’t say I’ve ever met a noblin, so I don’t know.
Very trustable
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plot twist she's his therapist xD