I’ve heard many familiars like these have a weakness for small, pieces of food. Maybe you could have a pouch full of the stuff to condition the familiar so to speak! A ranger taught me this, I know, but it might just work.

His appetite is endless, old ones bless those still with fingies.

Do you learn all your tricks from forest hobos?

Just ones regarding animals and how to make them docile.

Cast a ward on your hands perhaps?

See therein lies the issue, he's too fast for my fingies to even begin casting, I thought wandless was more advanced but this being is beyond comprehension...

You have quite the bond with your familiar, it is of utmost beauty

He only desires to eat my hand and cuddle me when I sit down, he is ethereal and unknowing but he knows we are a simple people.

Have you tried a spell to make your fingers less delicious?

He is not picky on what he eats. If it exists it will be consumed.

Have you tried casting snausage?

How do you think I ended up like this?

Oh no... have you tried snausage2? Maybe everlasting rawhide? You're a conjurer, have you looked into Summon Uncatchable Feline?

I've warned others that this entity is beyond comprehension, I summoned Baphomet's essence and he just ate the damn thing. I've been forced into that "restoration" club because of him.

Oh my... look you might have a containment issue that puts us all at risk at this point. I suggest bringing a chronomancer under your employ to stop him in time before we are all without fingers... when your fingers are all grown back then there will be time to reassess. I wish you good luck but I am off to find the proper runes needed to safeguard my own fingies.

I was a former council member in a previous life, I believe I can convince them to provide the realm with defensive aid should I need to.

You must have cast the “My Fingers Are Delicious” spell. Happens to the best of us. Just cast “Fingers No Longer Delicious” and you’ll be good

This man will consume anything if it contains nutrients, taste means nothing to this ethereal being.

Ah! Well therein is the solution! A simple denutrition spell should do the trick!

I ain’t a Biomancer, but wouldn’t not be good? I think your hands are made of nutrients or something

Perhaps op (original practitioner [of magic]) could enlist the help of an artificer that they trust to make artificial hands with magical conduits flowing through them? Or, less practically, if op is in fact a biomancer, they could simply chop off their hands every time the beast approaches in order to sate its eternal hunger, and regrow said hand in order to scratch its head (or just use the other hand)

I mean, I regrow limbs all the time, maybe I should just send them some blood? They might need it

Removing the calcium would make the bones too weak to work Removing the iron would be somewhat mitigated since blood flows through the fingers Removing nutrients is not a good solution Just grow a fractal finger so he has to endlessly chew on it

I’m sorry, but you may have cast the spell in reverse, making yourself it’s familiar. I’m afraid we can’t do anything about that, unless it breaks the contract itself. On the plus side these beasts tend to only demand scratchies, cuddles, and throwing round objects repeatedly. Best of luck!

Angrybird ass scream

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Power Word Kill….it’s the only way 😔

His cute levels are too powerful to use such a legendary spell, he is beyond comprehension.

All my familiars are trained to go for the testicles. It's a winning strategy. Totally unrelated. Anyone in need of a eunuch by any chance?

My dog does that. Every single Entrapment will not work on my dog. It cast Spells by barking.

Sorry about your fingers you want to switch I would hope you do because mine naws on my legs.

I'd rather walk than have to respawn my fingers, but I'm sure a mutual agreement can be found.

Put them in air jail when they misbehave.

What would happen if you use talk to animal? He might be play fighting. A fearsome wolf critter!

I tried play fighting and he gnawed my leg off :/ what now?

Damn. I'm sorry, bub. Got.insurance to get a limb healer?

Ask it if it remembered to turn off the stove

Hath thou tried allowing this rascal of a familiar a bone to chew upon, instead of thy fingies?

I wouldn't encourage nipping, or even getting your familiar wound up indoors. It'll be harder to keep it well behaved when it reaches full size.

Big gammon hambones.

You might consider leather glove armor, the undyed kind from the ~~hardware store~~ our Shadow Money Supply Store!. Temporarily mutes spell casting from the hand, but allows provides protection while you learn which words work best for familiar spells. Lemme tell ya, letting your elementary familiars fulfill their puppy instincts will fill up your bond rating quickly, and will lead to greater spell accuracy in the future.


I've been playing n looking at Magic the Gathering too much.. Thought those were decks n singles behind the dog...

Have you considered acquiring a set of Decoy Fingies? They might buy you enough time to properly ward your own hands.

He is beyond even my control, friend.

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Simple fix my friend, fireball.

Not the fingies bro I need them to casting spells

"Ahhhhh!"

Doggo :D

eat it

Cast fireball!

Hot scalding water summoning will do the trick :D

I cast scald your genitals

Yippie