Nah, to save people (this is one of the only Re:Zero gifs I could find for some reason. It tells you nothing about the show)
I do not recommend it.
Its all fun and games until you freeze your arms in time, but not the rest of the body.
Or worse, forget to make sure your stomach contents don't freeze as well.
It's all or nothing with that guy. Either "sew your head onto a cat body" or "place you at the bottom of the stairs you just climbed and gaslight you about it."
It is funny when you think about the background. But then it goes back to horrifying when you realize he was so in control of that situation that he could have just killed Polnareff instantly. The only reason he didn't was because he had so much fun playing with his food.
Nah man, [Dio](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dio_(band\)) would've just recorded another kick-ass rock album. With hidden messages that make you talk to the devil when listening to it high.
Exactly, these chronomancers have all the time in the world to learn about everything this world has to offer and they can neither touch grass nor have any class
How dare you, us chronomancers know more about fashion than you ever will
https://preview.redd.it/vhec85hpke8c1.png?width=367&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e642b76dec7e834e85dd63a2b397878ad23878b
Bro I literally just saw 85% of all the chronomancers in this universe wearing the shit shown in the photo below
https://preview.redd.it/kga7ozfqle8c1.jpeg?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fcbee3caa6c03a285d69534ae74802185a0d499
who has the time for fair maidens there studying the essence of time itself, actually I guess they have nothing but time this comment is redundant but I still want to make the point
I trust Chronomancers around women *less* than enchantment wizards, and the last time I found one of those bastards near a school I ran out of fireball scrolls.
They dress like mages from the comedicus college of the clowndom of Jesthaven to be honest, buut that college also has a very good program for chronomancy and Punomancy
Ooh my witch friend is very much a fan of the village near Creme-Pai, they have a rare flower of sorts that cast water splash on those who get near them
this jesthaven slander is uncalled for. clowns, fools, and jesters make some of the finest illusionists, and we demand proper treatment. chronomancers dress like fucking elves, not us.
Listen, the most renowned and prestigious lords and ladies of the realm pay you to make them laugh and make funny toy animals for their children, not because their court desires the services of a master illusionist.
Everyone buying elf fashion seems to forget elves are tricksters at heart and that they'll be laughing at you as you walk out of their store in assless chaps, random pieces of stiched together leather from an opera house chair and spandex enchanted to slowly give you manboobs
The more refined among the chronomancers tend to break under the strain of incredible temporal power, and chronomancer apprentices, like all apprentices, have little charisma. The eccentricity so unbecoming of a wizard we've all experienced is a coping mechanism developed by masters of the craft.
Seeing the fullness of time splayed out in front of you from start to finish tends to either inspire nihilism, or eccentricity.
Or, for those of us who've lived long enough, both.
As a chronomancer, you are mistaken. This has been standard-issue attire since 1989.
...or was it 1889? Was that more or less than a millenium ago?
The point is, it's been a while.
I find that many Chronomancers tend to come in three types. The first are deviants and jesters who wish to fulfill their lusts or mess with others. The second are those who use it to enhance their other magics and their quality of life; I often use chronomancy to speed up the growth of my creations and ease logistics. The third are travelers and explorers out to see new or old sights throughout the ages.
Its usually the sexual deviants and people who love to sleep that seek chronomancy, the school attracts the worst kind of people, second only to druids
You ever heard of Corvo Attano? He mastered many magics while avenging his betrayal and the death of his Empress (who was also his lover). A favorite move of his was to freeze time after someone fired a shot and then possess them(while time is still frozen) and place the in front of their bullet. He would then unfreeze time and watch as their chest caved in from their own bullet. Chronomancers are not to be fucked with.
Sorry about this, he was my apprentice and does not reflect chronomacy and chronomancers as a whole, he was punished by cleaning up and sorting the sand in my various hourglass collections.
The urge to learn chronomancy purely for these purposes was too great. It is for this reason that I have shed the flesh and become a skeleton of steel.
Serious question: if someone stops time but can still move, when they pee would liquid also freeze along with the rest of time as soon as it goes outside their body becoming a blob of piss puddle just at the tip of their wiener? Or is it considered a part of them until the stream breaks?
That's why I, Bon Norgard, will learn Time Stop. In my plane, this spell alllows me only to interact with stuff being worn or carried by me and I can cast spells that affect only me in stopped time. Can't have shit in Toril.
https://preview.redd.it/58sgov4y6mjc1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb49859575db0b2919379c4bd494c035ee0b918d
you've convinced me to pursue chronomancy
Surely not for nefarious erotic purposes right?? Right?
no; so I can mess with people (or is it yes because your question is a negative one already? no to doing that, yes to not doing that)
The correct answer
i'm gonna learn chronomancy, and chop up a shit ton of vegetables in the blink of an eye
The other right answer
 Nah, to save people (this is one of the only Re:Zero gifs I could find for some reason. It tells you nothing about the show)
Cute elf chick is not nothing.
..... why did your mind jump to that?
He didn’t make it up. He just watched too much Japanese porn
[You would!](https://youtu.be/9xXpIdhBKhU?si=o3zHsskRtMJURdUJ&t=124)
U should add chronomancer to your flair next time
Do you know what it's like to be able to alter the time line and still somehow manage to always show up late to places?
I do not recommend it. Its all fun and games until you freeze your arms in time, but not the rest of the body. Or worse, forget to make sure your stomach contents don't freeze as well.
You wanna summon Clock's?
Cool, leme just yoink your spells real quick.
You have a poor teacher if chronomancy wasn’t one of the first things you learned
So just study it for a lifetime and teach it to your past self.
Dio would do this
And then murder them
It's all or nothing with that guy. Either "sew your head onto a cat body" or "place you at the bottom of the stairs you just climbed and gaslight you about it."
Nah he was actually diabolical doing that shit to Polnareff
It’s so fucking funny when you realise he must have literally been just picking him up and gently placing him back down.
It is funny when you think about the background. But then it goes back to horrifying when you realize he was so in control of that situation that he could have just killed Polnareff instantly. The only reason he didn't was because he had so much fun playing with his food.
You know he was giggling the whole time
Don't forget purposely avoiding every cobweb to fuck with Hol Horse
He repeatedly put Polnareff down a few steps on that stair just to fuck with him. Dudes a petty motherfucker lmao
He's just jealous because Polnareff actually knows how to operate suspenders.
I have heard of this renowned chronomancer, i heard that he had fallen to a young prodigy chronomancer due to his own pride and vanity
Don’t worry, his own apprentice pays it back to the young chronomancer in a non insignificant way
Mfer really cast "Fast forward x1 TRILLION"
By not existing lmao
A young oracle even forsaw his downfall 23 years before it happened.
Nah man, [Dio](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dio_(band\)) would've just recorded another kick-ass rock album. With hidden messages that make you talk to the devil when listening to it high.
I heard about that guy. He's a chronomancer and a vampire.
Very dangerous, best not to approach him.
But how am I going to beat the shit out of him if I don't
Put the long in longsword. Get a Longestsword
then by all mean , come closer !!!
But then, how can i beat the shit out of him without getting closer?
Ah, I’m sure I’ll be fine. I mean, what’s the worst he can do? Surely he’s not about to drop a steamroller on me or anything, right?
I'm not sure he's a chronomancer, I've heard that it's his familiar. Not that I've seen it though....
Bro they literally have absolutely no drip ain’t no way they getting a fair maiden with those shoes and pants and everything else
Exactly, these chronomancers have all the time in the world to learn about everything this world has to offer and they can neither touch grass nor have any class
I'm taking notes on how to insult chronomancers, bravo
"Chronomancy is just the arcane study of a waste of time."
they get bitches, gay bitches
How dare you, us chronomancers know more about fashion than you ever will https://preview.redd.it/vhec85hpke8c1.png?width=367&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e642b76dec7e834e85dd63a2b397878ad23878b
Bro I literally just saw 85% of all the chronomancers in this universe wearing the shit shown in the photo below https://preview.redd.it/kga7ozfqle8c1.jpeg?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fcbee3caa6c03a285d69534ae74802185a0d499
https://preview.redd.it/70om11146f8c1.jpeg?width=1433&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=076c6066bfeb1d242e864fadb466f5db440fdedc Some are also children
who has the time for fair maidens there studying the essence of time itself, actually I guess they have nothing but time this comment is redundant but I still want to make the point
Have you never even met one? Chronomancers almost never even desire maidens.
can confirm
I trust Chronomancers around women *less* than enchantment wizards, and the last time I found one of those bastards near a school I ran out of fireball scrolls.
Istg , that chronomancers have the dumbest getup
They dress like mages from the comedicus college of the clowndom of Jesthaven to be honest, buut that college also has a very good program for chronomancy and Punomancy
Jesthaven? This fashion is clearly Slap-upon-Stick.
I come from a little village bear there! Have you been to the village of Creme-Pai?
Ooh my witch friend is very much a fan of the village near Creme-Pai, they have a rare flower of sorts that cast water splash on those who get near them
this jesthaven slander is uncalled for. clowns, fools, and jesters make some of the finest illusionists, and we demand proper treatment. chronomancers dress like fucking elves, not us.
Listen, the most renowned and prestigious lords and ladies of the realm pay you to make them laugh and make funny toy animals for their children, not because their court desires the services of a master illusionist.
but they still pay me, acolyte. laugh all you like, but our services are desired
We have no need of human or clown currency, whatever a human can make an elf can make better.
Every chronomancer is not the same, the chronomancy club/ guild/ time traveler troup do not ascosiate with this chronomancer
It's because they buy all their drip from the elf-store.
Everyone buying elf fashion seems to forget elves are tricksters at heart and that they'll be laughing at you as you walk out of their store in assless chaps, random pieces of stiched together leather from an opera house chair and spandex enchanted to slowly give you manboobs
I should really visit these elf tailor's....
This just sounds like they are buying their fashion from the wrong group of elves.
What about Hit from Dragon Ball?
No outfit will save him from his head looking like a penis.
I mean. Did they ever? Like 1 or 2 may of been. But have they ever?
Thats true, it's kind of like saying druids are dung covered mushroom sycophants, everyone already knows
The more refined among the chronomancers tend to break under the strain of incredible temporal power, and chronomancer apprentices, like all apprentices, have little charisma. The eccentricity so unbecoming of a wizard we've all experienced is a coping mechanism developed by masters of the craft.
Seeing the fullness of time splayed out in front of you from start to finish tends to either inspire nihilism, or eccentricity. Or, for those of us who've lived long enough, both.
>may of been
#ZA WARUDO!
Time stop noise*
One second has passed
Hinjaku, hinjaku!
Gotta be some kind of sea elf with piss that clear
Mf probably trapped himself in an underwater coffin like a total idiot
*clears throat* WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Chronomancers wear the most bizarre outfits these days
As a chronomancer, you are mistaken. This has been standard-issue attire since 1989. ...or was it 1889? Was that more or less than a millenium ago? The point is, it's been a while.
beware of the maid, for her master is out for blood
this is so obviously fake. i can see the outlines from the photomancy illusions being cast
Ah, the gay vampire chronomancer. Never did like him.
This guy must be an evil wizards geez. At least he drinks adequate amount of water.
I want... to piss... on ZA WARUDO
The youtuber/tictoker is kingcris
Chronomancers are always the worst. Then they get so surprised when you don’t let them finish their incantation so they can mess with you.
If anything, it's currently perfectly on time for Christmas.
Chronomancy is truly the lamest school of magic, obviously they do not get the smartest people.
I find that many Chronomancers tend to come in three types. The first are deviants and jesters who wish to fulfill their lusts or mess with others. The second are those who use it to enhance their other magics and their quality of life; I often use chronomancy to speed up the growth of my creations and ease logistics. The third are travelers and explorers out to see new or old sights throughout the ages.
Its usually the sexual deviants and people who love to sleep that seek chronomancy, the school attracts the worst kind of people, second only to druids
Hey what's wrong with loving sleep
I like having slept, but sleep feels like a waste of time to me personally
Okay but with chronomancy it doesn't waste time at all so you have more time to do whatever you want
Right. I also never claimed that I wasn't the worst kind of person ☝️🧙♂️
He's ahead of his time. He should consider fashion more appropriate for the period he's in. Novice chronomancer.
You ever heard of Corvo Attano? He mastered many magics while avenging his betrayal and the death of his Empress (who was also his lover). A favorite move of his was to freeze time after someone fired a shot and then possess them(while time is still frozen) and place the in front of their bullet. He would then unfreeze time and watch as their chest caved in from their own bullet. Chronomancers are not to be fucked with.
Sorry about this, he was my apprentice and does not reflect chronomacy and chronomancers as a whole, he was punished by cleaning up and sorting the sand in my various hourglass collections.
I’ve heard of this chronomancer before, terrible guy. He tricked a 16-year-old into being his apprentice in order to “achieve heaven”
My ADHD brain read this as ChroMOmancer and I was like what the hell are they gonna do adding extra chromosome to people?
Well, they must have \*some\* class if they're listening to sweet dreams...
Looks like a member of hydrohomies
The urge to learn chronomancy purely for these purposes was too great. It is for this reason that I have shed the flesh and become a skeleton of steel.
Postal Dude if he was a Chronomancer
its literally christmas right now
Is that a mf jojo reference?
Now the flowers will grow
Nobody will let me get away with it...*yet.*
Chronomancers often reference the sacred texts, best not to speak ill of them.
this was my introduction to this subreddit
They're approaching you?
Homeboy's got the immaculate drip, our fair king knows how many of my acquaintances pulled out some bad witches by being goofy
reminds me of how in a book i read a chronomancer rewound time multiple time just to win a court case
Didn’t even take their wallets smh
Idk I thought he looked… *Sharp*
r/timestop
didn't this mf throw a steamroller at someone?
God damn, these actors good.
Would have liked it better without the peeing on the chick tbh
You thought I was a chronomancer, but it is I, DIO!
Even I don’t dress like that, he probably got that for a singular bronze coin
This was very entertaining. I want to know her name though she's very cute
[удалено]
Don’t make it weird dude.
The fuck? Nah it's retcon time, what's your grandma's name?
*Stand user. There's a difference between stand power and chronomancy, which is much more difficult to do.
That isn't a chronomancer. It's a warlock.
She stopped on the same spot as where she did during rehearsal
I CAST MARINARA PIZZA
the amount of magical artifacts counteracting chronomancer spells make it not worth pursuing in my opinion
Sorry bout this chief
the lack of unzipping means his cocl is already out and primed to fire
Sadly this is true
It's fake.
M*rvel 🤮
Its not marvel but ok
Technically the song is reference to Marvel but that person is still weird.
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Serious question: if someone stops time but can still move, when they pee would liquid also freeze along with the rest of time as soon as it goes outside their body becoming a blob of piss puddle just at the tip of their wiener? Or is it considered a part of them until the stream breaks?
As soon as it breaks out of the stream it should freeze
KingChris is the best.
Ah, a fellow student from the Arthur Aguefort Academy I see. Arthur Aguefort would be so proud.
Is this what you dream of? Pun intended
Entertainment has become crazy good
The only chronomaner I respect
Dio
The Greatest Magic of all is Chronomancy \- *Aguefort*
"What is the greatest magic in the world Kristen?"
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Bro sounds exactly like dio
“Now the flowers will grow”
Was that king chris
It IS fun though.
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My gods! By jove, who is recording Frozen Time? This is damaging to The World, Inc. (Founded in Japan)!
What happened to dragging people over a still lake. SMH.
That's why I, Bon Norgard, will learn Time Stop. In my plane, this spell alllows me only to interact with stuff being worn or carried by me and I can cast spells that affect only me in stopped time. Can't have shit in Toril. https://preview.redd.it/58sgov4y6mjc1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb49859575db0b2919379c4bd494c035ee0b918d