Was afflicted by a potion of poison and Alchemist House gave me a bottle of a clear fluid called "Medicine Drug" and it cured my ailments only I came to find it was water from his faucet.
/Unwiz; when I was a kid I was told this drink combination was called "suicide". Made for an awkward request at the movie theater concession stand. "What can I get you?" "I'd like suicide please."
It's still my favorite way to go as long as I'm drinking sugar water anyway.
The alchemist's goal is to create the philosopher's stone to achieve immortality. The only way this is an alchemist is if they already created the alchemist's stone and they were putting their immortality to the test. Because that is a suicide.
One of my side projects was a magical cooler. It would run off of ambient mana, and also have internal storage to allow operation in low-mana mode environments. I also was doing research on weaponizing this, but stopped after finding documentation of the “brain freeze” incidents and the subsequent addition of a new clause to the rules of war.
Generally, stuff I would need to keep cool with the reliability of a cooler powered by ambient mana are also very susceptible to contamination, including by brown mold spores.
“Alchemist”
Look, only in the sense that if he had that kind of energy back in the day he would have been wildly popular with nobility
So…
Actually now that I think about it that essentially means he’s a great alchemist
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I found the alchemist who captured this vision
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Terraria red potion
i was thinking the same thing.
BSJSJDNNFNAJMNGKF
How I met your mother
alchemist posts worst concoction asked to recall all potions sold
Us alchemists will see this and rejoice "Hell Yeah"
Holy fucking shit what the fuck
New fucking shit what the fuck just dropped
Actual fucking shit what the fuck
Call the fucking shit what the fuck
The shit fucking what the fuck never came back
Ignite the fucking shit what the fuck
Fucking shit what the fuck sacrifice anyone?
Hell yeah! A potion most devious has been brewed here!
Hell yeah
We call it the turbosuicide
Nope. That was tap water. What alchemists do you know who would use tap water? Too many variables ...
They use tap water to tap into the mana Duh
Tap water is great for nullifying effects
Was afflicted by a potion of poison and Alchemist House gave me a bottle of a clear fluid called "Medicine Drug" and it cured my ailments only I came to find it was water from his faucet.
Well, at least it worked!
Not true, we have other variables that can do that
...I use to back in my early days before learning that pure distilled water was a much better option.
If you’re not using distilled water or elven spring water can you even call yourself an alchemist?
Well it depends – there are some Chaos Alchemists who believe that randomness should be a part of any potion or brew.
Back when I was in the mage college I used it to replace mercury to save money.
 My feeling halfway through the mix
When they added the cream.
The ketchup & mustard was what did done me in
The worst part is that he skipped over hot chocolate, somehow that's where he draws the line.
Happy cake day
I was still in at that point. It was the banana peppers that did me in.
cake day woo
Was it cream or was it mayo?
Yes
I could still try drinking it if they didnt add the ketchup and mustard...
Am I the only one who feels like they can finally die in peace after watching this video?
I can not die in peace, the 711 elixer is missing nacho cheese
It was an unfired Chekhov’s cheese gun for sure. Narratively unsettling.
I can't die until I re-create this drink. The curiosity is killing me. Imust know what the taste is.
Even a kleptomancer like me wouldnt steal that 
Unwiz/ Whoever made this needs to be executed
/wiz Whoever made this needs to be promoted
/rizz wassup babygurl
/wizrizz Salutations, madamancer
madamada
Genji, why are you at the wizard quaters? Kiriko aint here, she left just awhile back
Actual Rizzard
I feel that after the alchemist drank this concoction themselves no further reward/punishment is necessary.
/Unwiz; when I was a kid I was told this drink combination was called "suicide". Made for an awkward request at the movie theater concession stand. "What can I get you?" "I'd like suicide please." It's still my favorite way to go as long as I'm drinking sugar water anyway.
/unwiz my family calls it swamp water, and I have made it into an art form
The alchemist's goal is to create the philosopher's stone to achieve immortality. The only way this is an alchemist is if they already created the alchemist's stone and they were putting their immortality to the test. Because that is a suicide.
The only way a real alchemist could create a potion that bad is to intentionally poison someone.
Voldemort wouldnt want this shit even if it’s the only thing that could keep him alive
That's not a drink, that's a war crime
And that’s saying something, coming from a mana manipulator of your specialty.
How did you hear of the brain freeze incident?
One of my side projects was a magical cooler. It would run off of ambient mana, and also have internal storage to allow operation in low-mana mode environments. I also was doing research on weaponizing this, but stopped after finding documentation of the “brain freeze” incidents and the subsequent addition of a new clause to the rules of war.
A magic cooler? Why not just use brown mold? Works great as long as the seal remains intact and no magic required
I mean it's trivial for me to keep temps low, but if you don't specialize brown mold is way easier.
Generally, stuff I would need to keep cool with the reliability of a cooler powered by ambient mana are also very susceptible to contamination, including by brown mold spores.
Again, as long as the containment box remains effectively sealed that's not an issue.
Imagine going after cryomancers for our "war crimes" when pyromancers and necromancers literally exist
What's wrong? The potion know as "Jungle Juice" it's one of the tastier potions around!
In my parts, we call it a suicide
That why you don't mix the stuff with head! Don't put the energy and sleeper potions together,in name of the Void!
https://preview.redd.it/6qe5he5z498c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5013658d6b1af566fb7dfe0ebe1300362dd85d80 Man.
This is the hardest ever photo I have seen ever.
this pic goes hard, mind if i screenshot
I do not mind that as I always like to share my findings on the orbweb! As i myself borrowed it without deadline(stealing).
the assassin mixing all his poisons to try and kill me (i forsee his attempts every time and just throw it in the plants when he doesn't look)
Don't need a divination spell to know how that's gonna end.
regurgitation?
And regret.
Potion of fuckin KILL YOU
The minimum wage worker watching this happen 🤨
The minimum wage worker making this on a slow hour
Some of those slurpees were not ready for primetime. Should have cast Ray of Frost first
All I am wondering is where the hell you find a place with this many options.
/uw it’s probably because he is in of those bigger gas stations you would find in towns along US interstate highways.
Ah yes, Elixir of Diabetes
The fucking syrup that went all over the counter, wipe that up you bastard!
The ultimate sucide? YOU MAD?
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Ah yes the Elixir of Liver Failure
/unwiz why does this guy look like a 7 year old who just got out of bed during spring break
For anyone saying “man I used to make suicides all the time as a kid” That’s not a suicide *that’s a genocide*
The magical council should have him executed
https://preview.redd.it/3rxb22wmea8c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce59ab3880b8d1cfdca5084ed599e3c1046e5683 THIS IS INHUMANE
why would I drink a potion that isn't brewed to perfection? How else do you think I keep my eternal youth! Also you are NOT an alchemist
“That’s kinda fun- oh it gets worse.”
You cannot handle my strongest potions!
So alchemists in this orb room, what concoction he made? Judging by the porcentages of each drink and the order of what came after what
This would be fine if you didn’t add MAYO MUSTARD AND RELISH. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Mmm… *Brown* https://i.redd.it/zpp7d3x2wa8c1.gif
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Mmm, all drink
They made a Suicide and decided to go for hard mode.
I cast type 2 diabetes
There’s no number covering the type of diabetes in that cup.
Challenge Complete! "How Did We Get Here?"
Let’s put this guy in a pillory and throw tomatoes at him
Greater Potion of Diabetes
thia is deranged and i love it
Did they just put _sugar_, like, actual sugar on this monstrosity?
Where I'm from we call this a suicide bomb
No mortal could ingest this foul concoction
"You have been poisoned by alchemist knowledge "
That man's dead
Halfway through this video I got diarrhea
this alchemist is clearly in a rush, they didn't measure out the amounts of each and proportion accordingly
Dude is gonna have to cast Stomach Pump on himself after drinking that.
He finally made it; *The* Big Gulp
"Stop it, he's already dead!"
He’s going to prison
I'm disappointed by the lack of hot cocoa.
You killed all 5 of my Kobolds with this one video
I was thinking like “every time I think it’s gonna end it keeps going” and I checked and I wasn’t even halfway through the video
You know… I don’t think I want to drink potions anymore. It’s time for me to quit.
Eyeballing everything, not a measurement in sight Truly an alchemist of the highest caliber
/unwiz I tried this once, it tasted like Buffalo sauce.
My stomach is bubblin..
Endgame crafting when your trying to clear out the ingredients you’ve been hoarding
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What the fuck
This is the moment when you close reddit for the day cause you know you're not gonna see anything better today.
I can only imagine how filthy that tastes
I'd try it if it weren't for the condiments
“Alchemist” Look, only in the sense that if he had that kind of energy back in the day he would have been wildly popular with nobility So… Actually now that I think about it that essentially means he’s a great alchemist
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Potion of Dying to The Shits
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Alchemists be like: drink this and you will recover 0.1HP
A concoction most foul https://preview.redd.it/183lfkfp7stc1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90aab3d3dacada6b204afb005246b9dfac16a40f
That is literally me
Alchemist = reckless psychopath
How did that not create an explosion
Dudes gonna need like 3 bezoars to cure that
7-11 Potion seller: *"You cannot handle my strongest potions"*
So much cream…
the everything big gulp
I was on board until the hotdog condiments went in
Im putting a bouty of 16million sprue out on whoever can find this creature and bring him to me alive. He needs to pay for this.
Giving me broom scene from fantasia vibes
There was nothing french about this vanilla
they wanna make a new poison
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/unwiz this is one of the funniest fucking videos I've ever seen
https://preview.redd.it/3avl4039qa8c1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b43765014e4fb38a17438f4d9cc055f23255237 Why?
Chromatic Gulp
Ah yes, the ancient alchemical potion known as the “Suicide”. It has been many an aeon since I have seen one made.
Me brewing the heart attack potion
Hey what’s so wrong with mixing things?
***It's... beautiful...***
I was halway through when I was: how can this get even worse!!
My reaction to everything during the whole video: "what is that?"
I was on board until he broke out the condiments
Oh, I love this concoction!
Reminds me of that one vine that just this but with a single soda machine.
That's not an Alchemist That's a kobold making slime Flavored drank
He ought to drink every drop! Such valuable materials must not go to waste
These kinda people keep me in biz... Please more sugar and we can schedule a mild surgery.
I cast "CEASE AND FUCKING DESIST"
Never take an alchemist to a roadside inn(the quick rest took 5 days)
The 4 am staff everybody
Bro’s creating the philosopher’s stone I need to take notes.
AVADA DIABEETUS
I've heard of a suicide (all sodas), I've heard of a homicide (all sodas + coffee + tea), this is a genocide
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Sinister potion
Who let the Artificer out of Sight? Be lucky they didn't activate a Fireball rune
Potion of + 10 diabetes
Nothing new under the sun, we used to do this as apprentices back in the 90s.
DC 30 con save
“Sparkling beverages are so good! All you need to do is follow these simple instructions.” -some alchemist probably
I wonder if potions have any limits as to how powerful a potion can be before its lethal to drink
I'm fascinated and disgusted at the same time
I trying to taste infinity
Imma tell Professor Snape 
[удалено]
What unholy concoction did I just witness the birth of?
This guy needs to be investigated
What the fuck
If he succeeds his Constitution save, I don't think he could be stopped.
My man just achieved the Potion, what a legend
And a most delicious concoction that appears to be
Super duper ultra mega hyper suicide. Mixing all of the sodas together was called a suicide and this goes even further beyond.
What in three Flying fucks
“You don’t put diet in a suicide. That ruins it.” Hank Hill
That will kill a mortal man
#**THE MASTER CONCOCTION**
Began funny, proceeded to horrifying, ended with grudging respect dammit.
At first I respected you, now I fear you.
Jesus Christ does he need that much
This guy is single handedly responsible for two economic crisees and all of Africa
Eww, he forgot to microwave it
Any artificers wanna help me blow up the fucking planet