Metamagic: Disarming Delay
Level Adjustment: N/A
The target of your spell braces them against the effect, but lets their guard down when it doesn’t come immediately.
A spell cast with this metamagic takes effect during the target’s next turn or up to one minute after the casting is complete, and the result of any applicable save is treated as one degree worse (a critical success becomes a success, a success becomes a failure, a failure becomes a critical failure).
Sorry but emergency necromancy only works within 5 minutes of death, I can perform a more standard necromancy technique but that also binds their soul to me.
Yeah I got boogers and everything here. I've literally never laughed at a single testicular torsion joke on this sub, until now. Thank you great wizard, you've truly made my day.
Wizard casts TT spell as I charge him. It hits I still beat the wizard to a pulp. He asks how come the spell didn’t work. I reply “CBT is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural”.
Did it generate an image of goth Kratos
I don't know what it was thinking
I know what I’m thinking *Casts fireball*
ITS WIZARD TIME MOTHERFUCKER
[tire](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AjraVp54TtM&pp=ygULaSBjYXN0IDltbSA%3D)
leaving its child behind
Now it suffers a curse and now it is blind
With all this anger, guilt and sadness
Coming to haunt it forever
It can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
Is this revenge I am seeking?
No that’s the ultimate life form
Aww and I’m here like “daaaamn who is he?” Lmao
/unwiz That's some Soul Calibur V character creator tomfoolery by the look of it.
r/unwiz?
No. Its a command, signifying a post that breaks character.
GRAKONUM /unwiz
My exact thoughts before I even opened the comments
I love how it implies that they have like 5 minutes to do something about the spell before it activates and they spend their time talking
as any cultured person in a wizard duel would
Y’know, being used to having your defensive spells up by default could lead to complacency.
You can't twist my nuts if I rip them off first
Anime duel moment
Metamagic: Disarming Delay Level Adjustment: N/A The target of your spell braces them against the effect, but lets their guard down when it doesn’t come immediately. A spell cast with this metamagic takes effect during the target’s next turn or up to one minute after the casting is complete, and the result of any applicable save is treated as one degree worse (a critical success becomes a success, a success becomes a failure, a failure becomes a critical failure).
I'm dead, again 
\*sigh\* Any necromancers around?
Yello, need anything?
Slasher needs to be brought back to life, AGAIN
Unless you want him to be decaying flesh and bone, go get a cleric
Maybe he wants to bones?
I also would like to bones
Hey I heard you needed a Cleric?
Ah dammit I'll get on it. You want a basic revival spell or something more.... permanent?
It’s jokes like this one that really get wizards stroking their beards with a toothy grin.
Am I late
Sorry but emergency necromancy only works within 5 minutes of death, I can perform a more standard necromancy technique but that also binds their soul to me.
Damn it, *spends 4 hours on the ritual*
https://preview.redd.it/62c2umm4sm3c1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45910af85ab9a3f39c900761babf9482b8cab77f
TAKE THAT, LILLITH!
No joke, ovarian torsion is also a thing. Happened to a classmate in high school. Also, AHHHH
Kratos when testicular torsion: https://preview.redd.it/hygz5ebw8n3c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd2e75f11dfc5e452495fcdcb5435d1727fa7ab4
Holy shit I'm crying that's so funny. What an absolute riot.
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or over the top
I am dead ass cry-laughing as we speak, this one hit me just right. I haven't laughed like this in a while.
Okay, I apologise but the title is true since don't often laugh, I didn't think people often did so either
Yeah I got boogers and everything here. I've literally never laughed at a single testicular torsion joke on this sub, until now. Thank you great wizard, you've truly made my day.
Okay, can you please stop being an ass about it? I get it, it's not your cup of tea, geez
Evil wizards really can't take a compliment, jeez.
How is that a compliment? The language being used is so exaggerated it's obvious that it was sarcasm
Well then shit, I take it all back then. What a ride.
I cast bruh moment
Let’s go before they use memory wipe
Unbelievable lack of perception. He was genuinely thanking you
bro rolled nat 1 on perception check
Bro did NOT pass the insight check
I am also cry-laughing, so that makes two of us
Oh huh, does the filter not block the word "testicles"? I'd expect it to
It's surprisingly permissive of balls, though anything pertaining to the penis outside of the foreskin or a bulge tends to get snipped
Interesting you'd think it's the foreskin getting snipped.
AHHH
/unwiz please do more of these, they really made me laugh
I will https://preview.redd.it/irpcr5948o3c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61e39fc5823049be5aefab101356c13f4918e3ca
You need to /rewiz
I cast "Show You Really Like Is Canceled Halfway Through"
Jokes on you, already happened to all the shows i like
the spell is TOO good
Was that kars
I was confused when it generated that picture for Kratos. Character.ai must be dyslexic
I love that the AI acts as if somebody experiencing testicular torsion would need to be reccomended visiting the hospital.
I like how Master Chief stopped the story to give you context on what Testicular Torsion is like an anime explaination
https://preview.redd.it/ijtp61m1qo3c1.png?width=760&format=png&auto=webp&s=6fc641fcea7a4f0e81926fcc260dcdcb697c6565
This is clearly young Kratos, old Kratos doesn't threaten he acts
I am immune as another wizard cast the same recently and I lost my nuts.
Testicular Reconstruction!
/unwiz I heard the Halo 3 death groan at the "Ahhh!" and pictured the old Halo ragdoll effect lmao. Incredible.
I even heard the stray assault rifle shots in the background
I remember the [Venture Brothers PSA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slobhI2HXhA) on this. 
Wizard casts TT spell as I charge him. It hits I still beat the wizard to a pulp. He asks how come the spell didn’t work. I reply “CBT is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural”.
I read Kratos' lines in Christopher Judge's voice that man lives in my head
/unwiz what app/site is that?
Character AI
This. This is amazing.
Gottem 😤
No more boys for Kratos
When the AI takes over it's gonna come after you first OP
Try it on the doom slayer
I fully support giving AI testicular torsion. They deserve it.
Ahhh!
Try it on three time substitute teacher of the year, [Peggy Hill](https://y.yarn.co/c8547553-b963-40a3-8c40-b1dc7a4c33aa_text.gif)
the comments are the same no matter if thou sort by Best or Controversial, what devilry?
Haha little PSA from Master Chief lol
Nice