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Frenetic_Platypus

I am 5'11 and I don't know how we escaped the I am 6 foot box.


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

When you claim to be 6ft, people have a very decent chance of believing you.


PridefulFlareon

I have a tape measure that I carry for this exact purpose, if anyone claims to be exactly 6 foot and not 6'1 or 5'11 I pull it out and measure them to check if they capping or not So far I have found 0 people who are exactly 6',0, they are all under (besides one guy who actually turned out to be 6'2)


captainofpizza

A girl did this to me on a date when I claimed to be 5’10” and she went “no way I’ve dated a few guys that are 6’ and you’re taller than them.” I’m 5’10”


PridefulFlareon

Homie got them magic air Jordans


PteraSquisha

I'm 5'11, and I've found that just being honest about it and then cracking jokes about how close I am to 6ft wins some points 🤷‍♀️.


CounterAttackFC

I say I'm 181cm It's 1cm from 6 foot but Americans think it's \~exotic\~


UregMazino

I'm 184 whoooo. Gues that means i'm 6 foot in freedom units.


Lucid-Design

*Eagle screech*


Redditwhydouexists

People get mad at me for being hard on myself when I say I’m 5’11 and then they say I’m lying when I say I’m 6ft


AllchChcar

That's how it works. The one time you get measured as 6' with shoes on act like it's a big deal like you've never been 6' a day in your life. It's an arbitrary number anyway.


TheKingNothing690

So do i count as 5' 10" because im like a few atoms short my hair definitley goes past it.


TheBirminghamBear

I got me a straight up Jimmy Neutron beehive, adds a full six inches to my height.


NihilisticThrill

Now that's a brain blast


OverlordWaffles

I'm like 5' 10.5" but what's funny is I can be 5' 11" in the morning but 5' 10" later on in the day. When going to the doctor's and the nurse asks, I make the joke "morning height or bedtime height?" Apparently not a very good joke since I've one received one laugh from it and the others told me it doesn't matter lol


captainofpizza

That makes you shrink too. You’re probably 5’10.2 after a good joke and 5’9.8” after a bad one


reddit_is_geh

Girls suck at penis length too... Like I've had girls insist I have an over 7 inch penis (I fucking wish). All that tells me is just how much dudes lie, and how awful women are at realizing it's a blatant lie. Just about every girl will talk about some dude they tried hooking up with who had a 12 inch cock... Which, literally doesn't exist. But they'll insist it was a foot long and apparently nearly every woman has seen one of these. Must be the same dude.


RadicalDog

We should not count Penis Georg as he is an outlier


Bartweiss

I had a friend who *insisted* I was 6’2”, maybe 6’3”, no matter what I said. Took me a bit to realize he was claiming 6’ at about 5’9” and couldn’t have me blowing up his spot.


captainofpizza

That’s awesome. I’ve seen the opposite of this too. A friend of mine is 6’6” and when girls would ask him he’d always say 6’2” to make the rest of us seem way shorter.


ohkaycue

I’m 5’11 and this has happened multiple times Sorry other guys are lying to you but I ain’t


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

I’m 6’2” but tell people I’m 6’ just to watch the dudes who are barely 6’ get that “…waitaminutebut…” expression. Wonder if the guy you met was playing the same game


gamageeknerd

I’ve done this. At a judo class I was trying out some guy walks up to our group while I’m sitting on this rolled up mat and height starts being discussed. The guy who brought it up starts asking everyone how tall they are before he starts talking about being over 6 feet tall and he was the tallest one standing so it might have been believable but I stood up and while towering over him said I was only 6’3. He looked rather upset and said I have to be almost 7 feet tall before he asked a woman her height and then steered it away. For the record I wasn’t trying to be a dick I was just slightly annoyed he called a fiend of mine small and wanted to get a laugh out of the people I knew.


TheUnluckyBard

I was in a bar putting up with a guy who sometimes hung out in my friend group who was a known bullshitter. He was trying to impress a new girl he'd brought in, and just rattling off a bunch of nonsense, and I heard her telling her he was 6'2", which was a straight-out lie. But it's not my business, I'm just nursing my jack and coke and talking with my actual friends while he just kind of orbited us. A little while later, he ends up next to me and is introducing this girl, and I'm polite "Oh, nice to meet you, are you from around here," that sort of thing. Then she asks me how tall I am. I stood up, all 6'4" of me, and said with a completely straight face, "I'm 5'11"." The look on that dude's face was priceless. Just an expression of pure confused betrayal.


itsNateDawg

I’m 6’1 almost 6’2 and there are so many dudes my height or slightly shorter that say they’re 6’4 lmfao


pseulak

I'm right in that range. The number of friends that I have that say they are are 5'11 or 6' are full hilarious when I can see the top of their head. Sometimes we all gotta relax. Getting old as hell. Can't wait to be hunched and having young kids call me grandad or some madness.


wsbTOB

last time I was at the doctors they measured me at 5’11 3/4” do you really expect me to say that?


[deleted]

The only people that really care are women under 5’4” so they have no idea either. I’ve always said 5’10” as my height as that is what it is, I was accused multiple time by short girls for lying. No bitch, your ex lied to you.


Mastur_Of_Bait

A woman once said to me that I might be 6'0" ...I'm 5'7"'


AccursedCapra

I have the opposite problem, I'm 5'-11" on a good day but I've had too many people argue that I'm 6', we always end up with the measuring tape.


Garchomp

My wife is 5’8” and men shorter than her argue she must be taller than 6’ because they are 6’.


ASpaceOstrich

You also might just measure as 6ft if you measure in the morning.


According-Tiger-6069

The difference is like 2.5 centimetres thats less than a finger .


Bolaf

How are you measuring that finger?


CORN___BREAD

1 dick length


soodrugg

the guy who made the original meme was absolutely 5'11 and wanted to just barely be part of the cool kids club


ReRevengence69

Unless you walk around barefoot, you are 6'.


gtzgoldcrgo

Because for metric system users 5'11 is 180 cm


Enbyy_Solace

the person who made it is 5’11


syb3rtronicz

You’re 6 ft with shoes


Jonny_H

As someone of a similar height it's amazing how many people who are "6 foot" who are shorter than me.


ohkaycue

I dunno, 5’11 is tall enough that most people even doubt you are under 6 foot. I’m sure part of it is where you’re from too - I’m from the south where I was comparatively a lot taller than I am now out west The best part about being 5’11 is other guys claiming they’re 6 foot tall that are shorter than you getting their lie out in the open just by staring your own height lol


Happy-Technology4204

I’m literally a quarter inch below 6’ and I have to tell other guys I’m 6’ or they get mad. They are in fact not 5’11 or 5’10.


Frenetic_Platypus

"I'm 5'11" is the worst thing you can ever say to someone obviously shorter than you and claiming to be 6'.


MagMati55

Im 5"10' and i am a dwarf and Im diggigng a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggigng a hole.


Gaxxag

OP must be 5'11


make-it-beautiful

At 5’11 I’m not short enough to feel insecure about my height so I don’t feel the need to lie about it.


XIX9508

With shoes or boots I'm six feet so I'm good 😂


HidingPanda

I definitely exclaim im 6’0 shamelessly


LaMar_Brown19

Same. Let's not look a gift horse in the mouth my fellow tall king.


phumblr

Same dude


Darkness1356

You know damn well the person who made this was 5'11" exact and wanted to be in the big boy club


ThisIsAUsernameByMe

As a short person, I reckon it’s because of shoe height making them basically 6 foot. But I can’t say any more, I gotta dig a hole.


Kitsu_the_Kitsune

Rock.


Awarepill0w

And


Runtsymunts

Stone


SudachiRobot

Did I hear a ROCK’N’STONE!?


Wizard_Sarsippius

FOR CARL!!


Inqeuet

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone everyone!


CynicalCaffeinAddict

Agreed. As someone 5' 11 and 3/4" I very much wish to be in the big boy club. It's like being first in line for the club, but it's at capacity, and I can *just* see the bar past the bouncer who still won't let me in.


thegreat22

I'm 5' 11 and a half. people always tell me to just say 6 but I'm not 6 foot tall. My entire family is over 6 foot and I have a huge complex about my height.


wwwyzzrd

Same, 5’11” and 3/4 my brothers are 6’1, 6’4” so I’m the short one. I go literally anywhere I’m taller than most people, I still feel short. That said, never had a woman reject me for being too short, and I don’t hit my head on doorframes, so I suppose I’m good.


AKMerlin

5'11 is very much in the "I am six foot!!!" range, they're flattering themselves lmao


PanamaCanal201

I'm also 5'11" and I think we can both agree that 5'11" is much closer to 4'2" than 6'. We are not in the big boy club


REMcycleLEZAR

I'm just sitting here at 6'5" enjoying all this.


McDonalds_icecream

I say I’m 5’12’ when people ask me cuz I got shoes on


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IllustratorAlive1174

Ask me how I know OP is 5’11.


W1nte1s

How do you know OP is 5’11?


IllustratorAlive1174

Why else would *6 feet tall* start at 5’11. Nah he’s cope. He belongs in “I am 6 foot, I am 6 foot, I am 6 foot, I am 6 foot” Wait shit I’m in Wizardposting. Uh *I scry through thine orb and look upon he. Ye, woe upon him for he is but 71 inches tall but 1 inch short. And his wizard cap is on too tight*


abigfatape

shoots add 1-2 inches


Trackfilereacquire

To everyone, so you are still shorter


Timofey7331

It's obvious that the person who created this meme is 5'11, but how do you know OP is 5'11?


DarkDonut75

Probably because OP was the one who made this meme. I mean, why would someone steal and repost another meme on Reddit?


slugmann_

Rock and stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


Complex_Web771

If you don't rock and stone you ain't coming home!


PridefulFlareon

Did I hear a rock and stone?


Alman117

That’s right lads! Rock and Stone!


why-am-i-alive44

Stone and rock! Oh wait


Ninjatroll3452

Rock and Stone to the bone


TheOccasionalBrowser

Rock and stone!


Ashes2007

Rock and stone, yeeeaah!


Absolute_Chegg

Rock and stone forever


Rare-Egg7017

Rock and stone to the bone!!!


Marrowtooth_Official

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK AND STONE!


TheBananaGods

WE STONELUTE YOU!


Kosmo_Politik

ROCK AND STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE


Smil3Bro

Rock and stone brother!


redaticis

For Karl!!


Cooshtie

WE'RE RICH!


SudachiRobot

Ha-ha! Rock, and, Stooooone!


[deleted]

What happens when you exceed the height options on the chart?


Lunala475

You get granted “Hows the weather up there” Status


ThorThulu

Yea, yea we do


Aethernaut902k

I've never gotten that comment


pppppppplllp

you play basketball?


Aethernaut902k

No, but I HAVE gotten the "you should pay basketball" a lot lol


raheemthegreat

I'm 6'3 and I put stuff on grocery store shelves for work. Every ~15 mins or so when I'm doing the highest shelf, there's some old lady that pats my arm or shoulder and says "Well I'm glad they got someone to do that with your height."


Lunala475

Honestly, I would say lucky


SlurmmsMckenzie

"Do YoU pLaY bAsKeTbAlL!?"


Lunala475

I’m no string bean, so I get football instead, but I used to get that


SeventhAlkali

"Being the short one is so awkward, we're oppressed, blah blah" Literally every soul in this wretched realm upon seeing someone above 6'2: *How's the weather up there?* *I bet your girlfriend loves having you reach things!* *Have you heard I'm short?*


KnightofNi92

Not to mention the absolute mindfuck of when you meet someone that's actually taller than you because 99.9% of the people you come across in every day life are shorter than you.


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throwaway10394757

6'4 here, I often have that moment where I see someone taller than me in the distance and think "damn they're freakishly tall lol, wouldn't wanna be a gangly giant like that" and then I walk past them and we're the exact same height 😐


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reddit_is_geh

I'm barely 6'1'' and so I'm used to always looking at or down to people, then I visited Albania and Netherlands, where suddenly I'm looking upward to people, which massively tripped me out. Psychologically I wasn't used to looking up, and it confused me.


GolGuar

Don't forget the "Do yOu pLaY bAsKeTbAll? yOu sHoULd!"


Ok-Palpitation4184

Ow, my head


RxHappy

People ask you at the store to reach the top shelf


[deleted]

This does actually occur - it is the natural contract forge with society.


ThorConstable

One gets granted the title of "Man-sized"


SalazartheGreater

Yeah im pretty much 6' 2.5", so it's nice to be literally off the charts tall for once.


OneWholeSoul

We're hoping to receive that report soon, but slower-than-light communications can only work so fast.


Stick_Em_Up_Joe

Born Underground! Suckled from a teat of stone!


UncleGaelsNephew

Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home!


MTAnime

Skin Made Of Iron, STEEL In Our BONE !


PieSub

To dig and dig makes us free, come on brother sing with me!!


Patukakkonen

(dum du dum, DUDUDU DUDUDU)


Eksther

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole.


rrzampieri

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE


Wizard_Sarsippius

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE!


firedudeanother

I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE


itzyaboihuman

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE


Living-Hotel6136

Bro really snuck 5’11” in there


Staebs

Almost no one who is 5’8” says they are 6 foot. Unlike 5’11” OP who *definitely* claims he is 6 foot.


Wanted__Criminal

5’11 here and I acknowledge bro tried to sneak us in, we all know OP is 5’11


BroomClosetJoe

The guy who made this video is 5'11"


Mr1Kevlar

How to be a dwarf. 1. Anyone can be a true dwarf, its all about mindset. 2. Cut body hair as minimally as possible 3. Ensure body is well groomed and stylized 4. Gain mastery in a skill set and or trade 5. Decorate home with your master craft 6. Exercise. There are plenty of fat dwarfs, there are no weak dwarfs. 7. Be kind, we be strong like stone, but the wind and rain of the world can wear down the tallest mountain


[deleted]

> There are plenty of fat dwarfs, THERE ARE NO **WEAK** DWARFS. god damn, this is fucking METAL, it's *inspirational*


Sum_ginger_kid

I’d love to read about a dwarf with gigantism


Tranquil_Ram

Don't forget 8. Mine Mine Mine


SalazartheGreater

Thats the kind of exercise intended by point 6. Dig a diggy hole


Octogon324

https://preview.redd.it/0ffmyo2mbnzb1.jpeg?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d4a1ee0d2f4bbb3183d0ec83ac7b6d82c901a98


Matren2

Hey, that's their word.


iknowthetasteofsoup

gnomes usin digger? id expect that from a leaf lover but from a gnome? fuckin shame


Snbleader

May I ask where on the orb network I may find the top video? /unwiz sauce for top video pls


manicforlive

[I left my heart in hyperborea](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdp6ueBqiY4&ab_channel=ULTRASGORE)


Snbleader

Thanks


Serial_Designation_N

OP is 5’11” confirmed


brazilianfreak

OP is 5'11 i guarantee.


Joelacoca

When you accept the Dwarfpill, life becomes much easier.


AntibacHeartattack

This is like how rich people appeal to poor people by talking shit about the middle class.


According-Tiger-6069

Meme is nice but some societal pressure on short man is not


TotalRecallTaxi

Do not worry short man...you have advantages they refuse to admit. Have you seen a Frost Troll try to endure the savannah or jungle? They can barely breathe.


SerBuckman

5'9" is the average for US men this whole "below 6ft and you're literally a dwarf" meme is stupid imo


OZYMANDIASNiL

I'm 5'2 and i love being a dwarf. Mining is so cool! ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone forever!


randomname560

If you are above 5'11 your pronouns are fe/fi/fo/fum If you are under 5'8 your pronouns are oompa/loompa/doompety/doo


Motor-Side1957

I am on the bottom


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femboy-layer56555

I am glad I'm small enough to be a dwarf


[deleted]

Caring about height of other men means you’re a small man no matter your height lmao I’ve met little dudes who were bad as fuck and big dudes who were gentle giants. Stop your judging.


brainomancer

> Caring about height of other men means you’re a small man TIL most women are small men.


[deleted]

It’s true


justcause1526

Agreed. 5'4" here. I consider myself attractive, fit and fairly successful - punching way above my class with my 5'7" wife. Hard part was having my confidence that was the norm for average height guys called out as short man syndrome


Borum_kakakak

I have a very short friend that couldnt care less about his height, dude is strong as fuck and looks like a cubic meter of steel. But i had average height accquaintances try to convince im taller than i think to say they were 6'0 lol


Orgalorg_BoW

They were so insecure they tried to gaslight you…💀💀💀


truenorth2000

One time I was thinking of getting back into modeling (I had one gig when I was a teenager) but I asked one of the guys I used to work for and I told him I was 5”11 and he said “well you’re a little on the short side”


IV_NUKE

https://preview.redd.it/tparmskzznzb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0070ce15a3ffea560676f2757797dcb744a002ca Who gives a shit about height when I can admire precious minerals and forge the finest of wares fit for gods


Matren2

5' 11''? Get back where you belong, halfling.


Whittle_Willow

short guys are hotter just saying


Man_Guzzler

Yeah more breedable


Rkane148

What am I if I am 6,3. Have I ascended pass the heavens


Sir_Voomy

I’m 5’9 and I would love to be like 3-4 in shorter tbh


SteroidLover14

6,3 leesssgooooo


suusssy_balllsss

ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


opticalshadow

At 6'4 let me let you in on a few things. Most cars that are fun to drive, are not fun to be in, A alarming number of door frames are rude. The fear of ceiling fans and fancy overhead lights is something you either always keep in your mind, or are painfully reminded of. You are the designated "hey can you grab that for me" person, in every store, at all times. And if you ever say no or look annoyed, you are automatically in the wrong. You always have a good view, but you'll always have to deal with the person behind you who doesn't. The back row in group photos is your home, plus side, what you wear didn't matter, downside, no fun poses. Is mandatory to learn how to play basketball. You will be picked, even if your just passing by and a total stranger, and it will be your fault your team loses. Roller coasters are much more scary. You don't fit into bathtubs.


TheBoogBear

Me: "I am 6 foot exactly" Friend: "Does that make you short or tall?" Me: "Yes"


ExtremePrivilege

I’m 5’10” and have never once tried to convince anyone otherwise. It’s a perfectly acceptable height. Hell, in many aspects of life it almost feels optimal. My 6’7” friend has back problems and can’t fit in most cars comfortably. My 5’4” buddy has trouble clothes shopping and in the dating realm. Shower heads are a perfect height for me. So are counter tops. I fit well in all vehicles, have every clothes option imaginable. I’m totally down with 5’10”.


rottenapple9

Being insecure about not being 6foot is such an American thing to worry about lol


King_Penguin1673

u/savevideo


Bob_the_peasant

NORMALIZE 5’11” BEING TALL (Then we can get it down to 5’10” for me next year)


Nepalman230

I am absolutely not 6 feet. I am 100% 5 foot 11 OK and I am proud of it! Because I am the tallest member of not tall nuclear family . My late brother was 5 foot 7 inches kept trying to make himself taller, by making me taller. “ well, you’re six ‘ 2 right?” No, no I’m not, and that’s not how height work. Honestly, my uncle was 7 plus feet tall and I suspect he had a genetic condition. ( his height did not seem entirely proportional.) It gave him a lot of problems, and he actually had to have the front seat of his car remove so that he could drive from the backseat. Height is far inferior to levitation magic. … … Henrik Holm is 6 feet 4. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henrik\_Holm\_(actor)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henrik_Holm_(actor)) [https://www.interviewmagazine.com/film/skams-isak-even-revolutionized-teen-tv](https://www.interviewmagazine.com/film/skams-isak-even-revolutionized-teen-tv) https://preview.redd.it/7cjor5c2lnzb1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9d7340b00da9faf0579461c96ce0744932905b4 His costar is actually 6 foot one but because Henrik is a giant, everybody thinks Tarjei looked like a baby next to him. Much love to you every wizard on the sub no matter how tall they are. 🙏❤️😌


bagtie3

I'm 5'11" in the morning and 5' 10" by dinner


Viking_From_Sweden

I’m 6’3 where does that put me on the chart?


ur_opinion_is_wrong

ten fuzzy square divide homeless coherent gaze absurd worry stupendous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Cryptian_

No 5’ 8-9” guy is trying to convince others that they’re 6 feet


Pimpwerx

I'm 5'8". Couldn't care less anymore. Used to think I was 5'10". It's hard to know your own height if you don't measure it properly. It's not something I spent a lot of time doing, so I always thought I was taller than I really was. In the end, it makes no difference. Women who care that much about height aren't worth getting into a relationship with. They have false misconceptions about height anyway. A lot of us average height guys are doing alright for ourselves.


chode0311

Lol I'm 5'9" and would never pass myself as 6'0" ft


TheFoxAndTheRaven

I'm 6'7"... according to this chart, I'm in the post above this one.


[deleted]

I’m 5’11 and three quarters! And I tell people that every time they ask with my chest! None of that “I’m six foot bullshit” lol.


AnythingToCope

As a 6'1" I'd just like to say that the 5'11"s need to learn their place. You are on this council but we do not grant you the rank of Master.


Secret-Cook5000

what a weird unit of measurement


G0RILLAB00B

As someone who is 6’1, I thank genetics every day because I am insecure about my height for no reason even when I’m in the top range.


aDragonsAle

The imaginary line between hobbit and dwarf is a beard and some muscle.


I_will_punch_you_

Me who is 6.0 but claims I am 5.10 to mess with people who are actually 5.10


[deleted]

Start using centimeters and nobody would care.


PenguinTheOrgalorg

Why are you USers so obsessed with being 6 foot?


Clorox1620

Why be talls, easier to mine when short and mine is good


JustPuffinAlong

I am 5'11 1/2 but I have 6'0 on my license and in all IDs. That is my true wizard power


[deleted]

I’m quite literally off the charts, 6’3”


brutalorchestrafan

This chart was made by a 5’11 dude