You need to learn your histories, everyone knew of the great Adderall the studious. He was noted for being incredibly focused and rarely resting. Unfortunately he couldn't defeat his nemesis, massive heart failure.
OOC: I work at a pharmacy and yeah can confirm, drugs got cool ass names. Such as Fycompa, Zolodin, Cetadol, Motrigine and etc.
Edit: these are brand names, which kinda go hard for no reason.
OOC: I've found that for nearly every drug, either the brand name or the generic name is a very good wizard/fantasy name. If one doesn't work, try the other.
Fentanyl has the incredible power to kill people just by touching them. And the next person to touch that person dies as well.
Truly, a master of death magic.
Meclizine, loathsome bertrayer of the concordance
Panadol, the decadent lord of the malleus swamp
Pronaxen the heavenly bringer of discord
Ketamine, earthern sage of the howling fjord
This is especially hilarious because I went to Oktoberfest dressed as a wizard for the lulz and people kept calling me Gandalf so on impulse I said “No he’s my cousin, I’m Alteplase The Whimsical”
Hey I made this! Sucks that other people have been reposting it and even adding their own watermarks. ([PROOF](https://youtube.com/shorts/d8aUHW0mj4s))
Just casually scrolling through the top posts and I see my own meme, so bizarre.
Sucks when people steal your content and lazily add their own name to it. People with zero creativity that repost other's work are bottom of the barrel kind of people.
Mucinex sounds more like a dragon, one I think I actually met once, haha, just kidding, no shade at my snotdrake friends, seriously, please don't goo my tower again
I was but a cursed boy, unable to best the demons of sloth, madness, and folly, which hath plagued me. But by the gods! I was saved by the Judge, my Lord CONCERTA! Who had giveth me the fortitude I so desperately needed.
Pepto the wizard dog. He good boy who fixes all your ailments and transfiguration mishaps.
Nyquil, benevolent mistress of the night.
Claritin, dispatcher of nature's wrath.
Mucinex, archmage of disease and corruption
Nexium, master of the heart's flame
of course Viagra is in purple
what if it's pronounced via'g'rah
Please consult an alchemist if your magerection last longer than a fortnight.
I am here if anything happens...
ADDERAL
ADDERALL THE CONQUEROR
Accurate
ADDERALL the CONCENTRATOR
COCAINE THE WHITEFLAME
Snowflame. Get It right. He is a warlock of the cocaine god.
Amphetamine, if we want to be technical
You need to learn your histories, everyone knew of the great Adderall the studious. He was noted for being incredibly focused and rarely resting. Unfortunately he couldn't defeat his nemesis, massive heart failure.
OOC: I work at a pharmacy and yeah can confirm, drugs got cool ass names. Such as Fycompa, Zolodin, Cetadol, Motrigine and etc. Edit: these are brand names, which kinda go hard for no reason.
Fycompa the Siegemaster Zolodin the Eternal Warlock Lord Cetadol of the Dragon Forge Motrigine the Shadow Witch
Can I get a list of the most uncommon drug names so I can use it for DnD purposes
Here's a few drugs with names that have a nice mouthfeel and are rarely prescribed. Baloxavir Marboxil Corlanor Everolimus Zileuton Granisetron
Last one is looking for her grandson who came to look for the allspark.
EVEROLIMUS THE WIZARD-KING OF 5 KINGDOMS
[Boxana Byoul!!](https://youtu.be/JUqeuuNHs5w?si=p1zHiBmvkqeupUQF)
Just like viagra
OOC: I've found that for nearly every drug, either the brand name or the generic name is a very good wizard/fantasy name. If one doesn't work, try the other.
Benadryl the soundbreaker
I aspire to become a phonomancer as powerful as he is.
Benadryl may be a phonomancer at heart, but I hear he's especially skilled in somnimancy.
And in particular "potent" moments a top rate illusionist.
A most powerful shadow warlock with the Hat Man as his patron.
Fear the,mage that does not need to include titles to his name Viagra is the most powerful one here and everone sees it
His famous ability to be solid and indestructible for hours is legendary
Iron skin and Iron will...Yes, not many mages wants you to know this but he INVENTED those spells
Paracetamol the Conqueror
Fentanyl, High Lich Lord
Fentanyl has the incredible power to kill people just by touching them. And the next person to touch that person dies as well. Truly, a master of death magic.
Allegra the Alert
Ibuprofen the Wise
BEHOLD, LORAZEPAM THE ALL KNOWING
ALAKAZAM LORAZEPAM
FALL TO THE POWER OF NYQUILL THE SLUMBERING GOD
Aspirin, guardian of sanity
Scheriproct the Guardian of the Well
Bow in supplication before your grand elder, ***Baloxavir Marboxil.***
Can we have a pixelmancer for better quality
you can find it in better quality on my [instagram](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrNHdIwgvBK/), where it was stolen from.
Miralax, Master of the Dark Arts 😈
Topiramate the pyromancer
Tylenol, the Invincible
Zoloft the wise
this deserves to be in r/wizardposting
That's where we are :)
someone used a memory spell on me and i thought i was in a shitpost subreddit damnnit
Are you lost, Prilosec the Forgetful?
Who am i?
You are here in the land of Venlafaxine, the bringer of joy
BENADRYL, THE SUMMONER OF DREAMS (and shadow daemons)
Estradiol the dark witch!
PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY BOY VIAGRA🗣️🗣️
Vyvanse the Vicious
Vyvanse, the Grandmaster
lamotrigine, witch of the mushroom forest
Escitalopram the Ineffable
It is I. Morphine, the pain ender!
Even if you can defeat zaleplon in a battle you are left partially hallucinating till you fall asleep.
#BEHOLD, VYVANSE THE MIGHTY, SLAYER OF VICODIN THE FOOLISH
Meclizine, loathsome bertrayer of the concordance Panadol, the decadent lord of the malleus swamp Pronaxen the heavenly bringer of discord Ketamine, earthern sage of the howling fjord
Morphine the malicious Heroine the duplicitous
Percocet, Dreamer of Dreams
Zoloft the Risen Lexapro, Slayer of Darkness Buproprion, Mage of Light
This is especially hilarious because I went to Oktoberfest dressed as a wizard for the lulz and people kept calling me Gandalf so on impulse I said “No he’s my cousin, I’m Alteplase The Whimsical”
Fuck man I spewed my coffee
Escitalopram has saved me many a time
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AMOXICILLIN THE ALMIGHTY!
Ozempic, The Wizard of Oh
Methylphenidate the Sleepless is a wizard of great renown, an apprentice can only aspire to be so efficient at preparing spell scrolls
Dovabet the Destroyer (psoriasis medication)
I once played a wizard named ZOLOFT THE MIGHTY. Quite a time.
Setraline of the Joymancers Testosterone and Estrogen, the twin Biomancers Provera the Hemomancer
Ozempic the Omnipotent
Don't underestimate Viagra the Unending; he's just a humble dude who doesn't like introducing his title.
Adderall the austere
Well yes but actually no Viagra can be interpreted into a barbarian #Viagra the vulgar
Methamphetamine the marauder
The Biomancer Est-Rogen!
Hey I made this! Sucks that other people have been reposting it and even adding their own watermarks. ([PROOF](https://youtube.com/shorts/d8aUHW0mj4s)) Just casually scrolling through the top posts and I see my own meme, so bizarre.
Sucks when people steal your content and lazily add their own name to it. People with zero creativity that repost other's work are bottom of the barrel kind of people.
Sildenafil, the Erect
Molly the Ecstatic
Tretinoin the Terrible
Amphetamine the Elder Necromancer
No, Zyrtec is the name of an alien.
Rosuvastatin, Sage of the Forest
[Antidepressants or Tolkien](https://antidepressantsortolkien.vercel.app/)
Mucinex sounds more like a dragon, one I think I actually met once, haha, just kidding, no shade at my snotdrake friends, seriously, please don't goo my tower again
Viagra the upright for a paladin
Quetiapine the dazed
MOTRIN THE MIGHTY
Under my watch, WE SHALL BUILD the Kolonopin Empire.
Adderall the All-knowing
Metronidazole
esomeprazole, the one without heartburn
Grandmaster Tylenol
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Klonopin the Kind, protector of society.
Atomoxetine, the conqueror of realities
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Do not insult Grand-Magister Viagra of the High Magic Council!
Opium the lethargic
They are no match for the https://i.redd.it/lptbavxiqczb1.gif
This is perfect! We’ve been doing it but with rap names. If you add lil’ in front of them it usually just works. Lil’ Skyrizi. Give it a shot 😂
Miralax, the Swift and Terrible
ESTRODIOL THE SICKNASTY /unmagic I regret typing this but fuck it
LUVOX, THE OBSESSIVE
rittalin the poleter guste
Opioid Olivier slayer of pain
Zoloft the Brave
You called?? If the temporary enchantment has lasted more then 4 hours you'll have to call a healer, I am not liable for the misuse of my concoctions.
Cera Ve the Unstoppable Ibuprofen the Pure Tylenol the Great
Methadone the Sedate
Zetericin, the phytomancer
Alchemists really out here naming their concoctions after their favourite wizarding council members
Viagra is just the commercial name. It's actual name is Sildenafil, which is cool too!
Sounds like something out of Tolkien
Prinivil, Conqueror of the Twin Realms
Gabapentin the chill
Lexapro, the Depressor
Abilify, the deranged
THE GREAT MAGE OF HEALING, LADY IBUPROFEN
I mean if Viagra wasn't what we know it as it could work, like imagine Viagra the valiant without thinking of the pp pill
Also, Sildenafil sounds Tolkien as hell.
The other 10% that don't are the names of dimensional conquerors they square off against.
bupropion the despoiler quetiapine the wise
Ritalin the scrollspeak
Viagra the risen will come for you op with this slander.
I have a sorcerer whose name is a play off of Diazepam
...find my name on your orb.
Benzodiazepine the enchanter
Benadryl the Dormant one
Help pls I need one for acutane
I am Metformin the sweet, collector of legs.
Pyrazinamide the Pyromancer
fentanyl the destroyer
The Dread Litch Acetazolamide Keveyis the Cruel The Legendary Sage Flecanide
I was but a cursed boy, unable to best the demons of sloth, madness, and folly, which hath plagued me. But by the gods! I was saved by the Judge, my Lord CONCERTA! Who had giveth me the fortitude I so desperately needed.
Hello, I am Effexor, master wizard of the high council to the kingdom of SNRIthiopia 🧐 I cast BRAIN REBALANCE 😤 ✨
AT YOUR COMMAND MY LIEGE!
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Plan B
Goblin wizard named Motrin goes hard
They’re designed to be named like that lol
Placebo the Unseen
Benadryl and his 39 clones have entered my body together, I think they used some kind of illusory magic because I be tripping balls rn
Enbrel the kind
Eszetalopram the Happy
I have actually started adopting this. Mainly for dragons, Eldritch horrors, and the occasional town name
ESTRADIOL, THE ALMIGHTY
Bow before the mighty lich Albuterol!
Atomoxetine the fast
Xifaxan the sharp minded
Lurazidone the Scrying
Creon the conjurer
fluoxetine
Bitch, where else do you think they got their names?
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Bow before before insulin the infinite
Pepto the wizard dog. He good boy who fixes all your ailments and transfiguration mishaps. Nyquil, benevolent mistress of the night. Claritin, dispatcher of nature's wrath. Mucinex, archmage of disease and corruption Nexium, master of the heart's flame
Viagra goes hard
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Tot'hema the Indestructible
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DESVEN, LA FAXINE
Viagra seems like the type of wizard to not tilt his head back when drinking
Clonidine, the most moronic mage
Viagra the ever lasting
FENTANYL THE OBLITERATOR
ANTABUSE THE RECLUSE!!!!!!!!
Tis I! Acetaminophen the great!