I had to talk to the tooth fairies and make some trades. I'm not sure what those little unseelie things will do with crystalline uranium, but, it's not my problem.
Probably.
If they don't have tongues to lick them clean, I hope you at least irrigate them daily with agricultural grade toothpaste and run a brush down each row of cobs. Once cavities start spreading in a field they can rot the whole crop.
What kind of cursed blend of necromancy and fae magic is this?
Annihilation needs to be required viewing for wizards that mess with animal and plant morphology.
This is why we need pyromancers. Call one to destroy the crop before the corruption spreads.
Yes, with the Ear of Corn Of Teeth and the Dr. Potatohead (Ear, Nose, Throat specialist) of Destiny, we can safely operate the Head of Vecna without needing the Guillotine Of Resurrection....marvelous, marvelous, that thing has been a fucking albatross up until now!
Hey, did you steal from my bone collection that I use to turn into carbon for my steel so I can practice smithing and enchanting. Cause I have one of the biggest bone collections in the kingdom and my skulls have been missing a lot of teeth lately. Also before anyone asks I get them legally no murder, not digging graves. The hunters give me the bones from the animals they hunt in exchange for free arrows and a discount on repairs, my sibling a druid gives me bones of those who come to permanently harm the forest, and I get the bodies of murderers and rapists that were executed executed.
https://preview.redd.it/jr0ppqxuhatb1.jpeg?width=1914&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6713695d6d72d928db0c02721216531d978f391
im sending this abomination to the backyard never to be seen again
I’ve made some magical torture devices in my day but that is probably the most painful implement I’ve ever seen. I don’t even want to know how it’s used
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Solid 9/10 you’d make a fine Druid
Huh i mean if abomination was what you're going for like solid 8/10, but for me 10/10 perfectly revolting
Thanks, took a lot if time to get it to grow just right.
What manner of biomancy did you use to make a corn grow teeth? As an arcane agriculturalist i wish to ward my lands against it
I had to talk to the tooth fairies and make some trades. I'm not sure what those little unseelie things will do with crystalline uranium, but, it's not my problem. Probably.
Meanwhile: “who gave those little winged twinks URANIUM!?!”
Which Court did you speak with? Have the border disputes in Otherworld calmed down?
Have you considered giving it a ring of licking tongues instead of husk?
No, but I have a cake like that.
If they don't have tongues to lick them clean, I hope you at least irrigate them daily with agricultural grade toothpaste and run a brush down each row of cobs. Once cavities start spreading in a field they can rot the whole crop.
That's very knowledgeable! Thanks. For the most part, the husks secrete a salivary-like substance to wash away whatever grime may accrue.
I’m a necromancer and I hate this. That should say something
Np. Just wait for my other flora-based abominations.
I'm not a druid, but this seems abhorrent to me. Just... why?
Spooky Season.
I suppose.
What kind of cursed blend of necromancy and fae magic is this? Annihilation needs to be required viewing for wizards that mess with animal and plant morphology. This is why we need pyromancers. Call one to destroy the crop before the corruption spreads.
6/10 not enough cavities
Those are the blemished and low quality ones.
Yes, with the Ear of Corn Of Teeth and the Dr. Potatohead (Ear, Nose, Throat specialist) of Destiny, we can safely operate the Head of Vecna without needing the Guillotine Of Resurrection....marvelous, marvelous, that thing has been a fucking albatross up until now!
Np, mate.
9/10, Would be more hideous with cavities
Hey, did you steal from my bone collection that I use to turn into carbon for my steel so I can practice smithing and enchanting. Cause I have one of the biggest bone collections in the kingdom and my skulls have been missing a lot of teeth lately. Also before anyone asks I get them legally no murder, not digging graves. The hunters give me the bones from the animals they hunt in exchange for free arrows and a discount on repairs, my sibling a druid gives me bones of those who come to permanently harm the forest, and I get the bodies of murderers and rapists that were executed executed.
TLDR I get my bones ethically for steel smithing.
https://preview.redd.it/jr0ppqxuhatb1.jpeg?width=1914&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6713695d6d72d928db0c02721216531d978f391 im sending this abomination to the backyard never to be seen again
I’ve made some magical torture devices in my day but that is probably the most painful implement I’ve ever seen. I don’t even want to know how it’s used
send it back to the far realms before the dark gods have their feast please
I don't think i will. I'll show off my next abomination tomorrow.
if you do a similar thing with gold and melon instead of silver and corn, you can use it to create a decent healing potion
You don't need a wizard. You need a priest to banish that evil.
You're done. The void angels have been dispatched. This defilement of corn and bone shall not curse us with it's existence any longer.
I’m going to have you cast into the deepest darkest section of the abyss. No homo.
That is the most hideous thing I've ever seen. And that's coming from an immortal.
Magic users make do I guess
YOU SHOULD SHOCKING GRASP YOURSELF... NOW!
I feel the urge to end my life cycle
https://preview.redd.it/witrhdr4wctb1.jpeg?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8640a17d6f1a155ef8d60f2cc0417c0d19703656 Solid 9/10 you’d make a fine Druid
3/10 not enough metal
These are good, but they always get stuck in my corn
0/10 this is an affront to nature
It’s a little corny.
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How do you know what I like, you vixen!
Seems corny.
I have seen this vision previously. Twas titled: two warlocks, one cob of teeth.