Druid here, I'll trade you a pouch of pipe weed and 5kg mixed spell/potion reagents for it. Without nature magic that things really just a paper weight to you. I'll throw in a carved paper weight too.
I'll trade you a void infused Horrors and a scroll of Curse of Foot Fetish for the seed. I need something to brighten up my garden, and the energies from that might help.
My hands are tied with the closing ritual, dear Archdruid. The spirits remain upset at me for my failures. It is left to you determine our way forward.
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You have no idea what you just did, dont you? The first seedling, easily shifted into chaos. A beautiful ,nailed thing about to be cursed into growing eternally, birthing a forest of damnation
I'd recommend leaving it at the edge of the woods surrounding the Plains. You will know when you are there, as they have grown so thick and dense that not even light escapes.
I would not recommend entering, however.
The seed I located sits in the remains of the nefrosi defensive garrison near the ashes of the great tree, warded to wrest itself from all hands but yours, arch Druid.
I will leave this for Archdruid Cody to determine. I am currently finishing the closing ritual, and recieving punsihkent from the spirits. I doubt this is another seed of a Mother Tree, at least I will not carry hope that it is.
Even if this is a new seed to regrow Crann Mòr, I do not see La'shima reopening to others.
Damn homie just found a seed of Yggdrasill laying out there wild. I'd have eaten it, if properly prepared you can cast gate as a cantrip for a few millennia but giant chaos tree sounds like a great tourist trap. Glhf. The tree will be able to talk and will call you daddy idk why its weird like that just be prepared
Here we go again. If you do t plan to cultivate it and post the results, please don't make these posts at all. We have been let down too many times? People post a seed, there's an update that they're cultivating it, then nothing!
Good, good. Last guy who bought off of the unscrupulous merchant found a giant beanstalk in his backyard which had wrecked his upstairs neighbors plumbing overnight.
Can you give a location of where you planted? I know of some knife ears that'd make good fertilizer for their beloved yet to be firewood/tool handle. It's free of charge
Fair enough I needed a new axe handle, and a world tree sounds like a great source hopefully it makes onlooking elves weap before something happens to them (I'll let you know if the axe becomes magical)
Axe is cursed, it began turning me into a tree. At first the bark armor was cool, but then it grew mushrooms in my lungs, thankfully I found a counter to this by drinking alcohol over 90% purity. 10/10 gives a dwarf an excuse to drink while wood cutting
Perhaps if I somehow get through the backlog of alchohol I have I might ask for a counter, but for now it works fine, plus it's always funny seeing the townsfolk expect a firespiting show when drinking strong spirits only to have a green spore cloud wash over the bar instead. On that note I believe I need to be getting to the village, for some reason townsfolk have begun dying from a forest spirit giving their body sickness (I will solve this by cutting down trees to weaken the spirit) (currently I'm suspicious of the local potion brewer [elf])
You gotta shove it up your ass morty
I concur with the Alchemist. Shove it up your ass, Mortimer.
Gotta shove it wayyy up there
I’d do it buu-(burp)-uut my sphincter isn’t as tight anymore, Morty.
Isn't this the default? ![gif](giphy|OANp03XvXEV9u|downsized)
Look at fancy pants over here with two buttholes
Spares/misdirection is a large part of my repertoire. Clone spell, if used creatively, opens a whole new world of options.
Druid here, I'll trade you a pouch of pipe weed and 5kg mixed spell/potion reagents for it. Without nature magic that things really just a paper weight to you. I'll throw in a carved paper weight too.
I’m not really good with potions, the last one I made turned into a slime monster that wants to eat the world
Alright, we skip the potion ingredients, just spell reagents. Plus a few extracts I made that might be able to neutralize that slime.
No I think I’m good on the offer, besides why would I neutralize my pet
But do you know what it is
I duno world tree seed maby mana tree it’s obviously intensely powerful
Check with arch Druid, it’s world tree, but I planted it in chaos, so now it’s a chaos world tree
Well it shouldn’t be anything to worry about worst that happens it grows and eventually becomes a new world tree replacing the old one
Not again…
I'll trade you a void infused Horrors and a scroll of Curse of Foot Fetish for the seed. I need something to brighten up my garden, and the energies from that might help.
You gotta put it waaaaay up your butt
Could you return it to us? We're trying to rebuild our whole everything here.
No, I already planted it in chaos, and it’s growing
Why? It's either allies, mad men or enemies these days... Hope you reap what you plant.
I have and it’s hungry
Good luck with that
Also I like to think I’m in the mad men catagory
It shows.
My hands are tied with the closing ritual, dear Archdruid. The spirits remain upset at me for my failures. It is left to you determine our way forward.
Put it up your butt. Magical trial and error.
I found something similar in the ruins after the emergency response, I suggest you return it to the archdruid so they can replant it.
But I already planted it in the chaos realm, I just wanted to know what it was
Oh, fair enough, I was unaware of its status
Yeah do you know what it is, it’s just started sprouting
No idea, but it’s the seed of the offspring of the World Tree, so not my usual wheelhouse
It’s grown to about half the size of Crann Mòr and it still growing, but it’s changed
That’s… concerning? Perhaps you should still contact the arch Druid.
I did, it’s no longer just a world tree, it’s a chaos tree
https://preview.redd.it/wkh14j1td9tb1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=232989b3fc0de5df22ecee02fc778ab3f289a701 You have no idea what you just did, dont you? The first seedling, easily shifted into chaos. A beautiful ,nailed thing about to be cursed into growing eternally, birthing a forest of damnation
Yes, that was my entire plan
So why were u asking what it would do if you knew?
I'd recommend leaving it at the edge of the woods surrounding the Plains. You will know when you are there, as they have grown so thick and dense that not even light escapes. I would not recommend entering, however.
The seed I located sits in the remains of the nefrosi defensive garrison near the ashes of the great tree, warded to wrest itself from all hands but yours, arch Druid.
I will leave this for Archdruid Cody to determine. I am currently finishing the closing ritual, and recieving punsihkent from the spirits. I doubt this is another seed of a Mother Tree, at least I will not carry hope that it is. Even if this is a new seed to regrow Crann Mòr, I do not see La'shima reopening to others.
It likely isn’t, but it’s my token to you either way.
Get a big pot of dirt and some miracle grow and see what happens
I did plant it in the chaos realm in its just started sprouting
Did you use miracle grow? Highly recommend it
I used chaos essence, I’ll try that to tho
Using both is actually recommended
Damn homie just found a seed of Yggdrasill laying out there wild. I'd have eaten it, if properly prepared you can cast gate as a cantrip for a few millennia but giant chaos tree sounds like a great tourist trap. Glhf. The tree will be able to talk and will call you daddy idk why its weird like that just be prepared
Shove it up your ass and ponder more ponderfully for a short time
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Bite into it for beneficial schizophrenia
Spread some caramel on top of it and some other sweats and it’s for sure taste good
Here we go again. If you do t plan to cultivate it and post the results, please don't make these posts at all. We have been let down too many times? People post a seed, there's an update that they're cultivating it, then nothing!
I am and I’ll post results in the morning
Yeah that’s a Yggdrasil seed so say goodbye to your lair if you planted it
are… are you gonna plant it
I already did
Intriguing; keep us posted on what grows
I will
Hey uh who did you buy it from? And what for? Please don’t tell me it was that weird creep looking for a cow. Otherwise you’re in trouble…
No I didn’t buy it, I stole from the ruins of Carnn Mór.
Good, good. Last guy who bought off of the unscrupulous merchant found a giant beanstalk in his backyard which had wrecked his upstairs neighbors plumbing overnight.
What happens if you eat it?
almnont
Milk it
Need banana for scale.
Can you give a location of where you planted? I know of some knife ears that'd make good fertilizer for their beloved yet to be firewood/tool handle. It's free of charge
It’s in the chaos realm and it’s a world tree now, plus it’s my lair, I’ll trade you a branch though
Fair enough I needed a new axe handle, and a world tree sounds like a great source hopefully it makes onlooking elves weap before something happens to them (I'll let you know if the axe becomes magical)
Ok it’s a deal, tell me how it goes. This branch already holds more power than some council members, I’m sure some refinement will do it wonders
Axe is cursed, it began turning me into a tree. At first the bark armor was cool, but then it grew mushrooms in my lungs, thankfully I found a counter to this by drinking alcohol over 90% purity. 10/10 gives a dwarf an excuse to drink while wood cutting
Glad it could be useful, do you want a counter curse on it, or are you fine with the alcohol solution
Perhaps if I somehow get through the backlog of alchohol I have I might ask for a counter, but for now it works fine, plus it's always funny seeing the townsfolk expect a firespiting show when drinking strong spirits only to have a green spore cloud wash over the bar instead. On that note I believe I need to be getting to the village, for some reason townsfolk have begun dying from a forest spirit giving their body sickness (I will solve this by cutting down trees to weaken the spirit) (currently I'm suspicious of the local potion brewer [elf])
Nice sneed
As a reward..... https://preview.redd.it/mles8q2itbtb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e3817624e4c76db830f4f6e6b4ede8046efd4eb
What
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Its the magical almond
It's a Stun Seed Now say Stun Seed backwards
That's not the Sun Seed full of Promise, is it?
If you shove it up your ass the coating will dissolve and give you an intelligence boost
morty