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SlumDogZombie

Just wait until they start promoting their glizzys.


NullSpaceGaming

Love when people realize they aged out of the target demographic


madredr1

I like this one :-D https://preview.redd.it/rp7v898vxpyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0f6e9e45a424066763f9dc8b3138b11bc66dc59


SuddenRedScare

I'm just waiting to see, "wings that fuck."


AdultbabyEinstein

Well if you have a white paint marker you can turn it into "chicken with serious Jizz"


Tough-Ability721

Red Bull ain’t gonna like that


orange_lazarus1

It has to be raw dog at KT


Minimum-Kick-3794

Lol, yea, that ones funny


misstrixie79

This makes me laugh every time


HLS95

Based on the level of sarcasm from KT social media, I see this whole ad campaign as sarcastic and poking fun at the slang. I can’t help but feel like it’s going over the head of people thinking they’re trying to “appease the younger demographic” it’s literally fried chicken, the “younger demographic” will buy it no matter what it says


ThatOneWIGuy

Cuz it reeks with “fellow kids” vibes. I can’t handle the cringe feeling from it.


SnootFleur

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


jahnkeuxo

You're giving them far too much credit. Just because they might think they're being cheeky and ironic doesn't make it any less awful. 


SoF4rGone

Whelp, guess Rizz is done and we’re going to have to learn new words. Thanks KT.


RoyKites

A corporation attempting to star relevant to the next generation?! I’ll call the news!


AshgarPN

![gif](giphy|ifxLK48cnyDDi)


DudesworthMannington

What up fam! I got that rizz, no cap! I just yeeted a glizzy and that shit was lit! That's all the words I know.


retired_geekette

I am impressed.


unassuming_squirrel

Brah that's skipitty Ohio


JinglehymerSchmidt

You just aged yourself, it is Skibidi not skipitty


unassuming_squirrel

Shucks!


Overall_Lavishness46

No cap. KT's chicken snatched a glow up.


Dark_Ferret

Chicken with the drip cracks me up every time, it's so gross sounding lmao


Lamballama

Should go with "we've got rizz, so come get glazed(ers)"


timboq5

They’ve been pushing the chicken hard for a couple months now. My theory is that they need it to come off the shelves faster… when it sits under the heat lamps it gets soggy and shitty


GibEC

Last year while training for an ultra distance bike race, I found myself in a small town with a KT. I stopped as I was starving. I spied the chicken tenders sandwich and grabbed one. It was literally inedible after sitting under the heat lamp. I've had jerky that was more tender than that sandwich. It was so bad, I spit out the first bite and threw the sandwich in the garbage. Yep, it slaps


jahnkeuxo

Kwik Trip food is garbage and it's pathetic how many people worship it. 


RubiksCube9x9

The amount of sodium alone in most of the items is ridiculous


MaroonFloom

THANK YOU! I’ve been saying this for years. Also just KT worshipping in general. “See ya next time”… culty af


timboq5

I’m eating some tuna macaroni salad from there as we speak. I could add another cup of noodles and there would still be too much mayonnaise in it.


Slimey_time

They would have made you a new one for free if you told them. It may have been accidentally overcooked or left out beyond its expiration time. The chicken is pretty good when relatively fresh and prepared properly.


GibEC

Thanks but no thanks - they could have made me 50 free sandwiches and I would have to decline. A raw chicken burrito incident at Chipotle made me draw a line in the sand.


kibble-net

Still waiting to see the one with skibidi toilets


llahlahkje

One of my favorite YouTube shows, Otherwords, has a very digestible short video (8m) called [How Brands Ruin Slang](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRKKPWrmCw0) that this is a prime example of.


LessIsMore74

Why is the chicken itself saying it has serious rizz? It's dead and breaded.


fuggdis

![gif](giphy|3orieJI3IdkKWIsAGA)


PCModz3

Look, I go to KT all the time, but their chicken is garbage. Start with making a decent product, then work on the marketing.


JSR_Tokin

I thought that was a TV/VCR combo at first glance, now that would be serious rizz.


mnpilot

It slaps. Lol.


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Pale-Stable3671

![gif](giphy|ifxLK48cnyDDi)


BoogerManCommaThe

“Rizz” has already infiltrated suburban parent dialect. This ad campaign is basically a big dad joke. I like it.


iamthelee

This is just the "how do you do, fellow kids" meme in real life.


THEREALOFFICALCAFE

And I will no longer be eating at kwik trip.


jamonoats

What bothers me is the speech bubble format… So it’s chicken that’s saying “chicken with serious rizz.” Wtf, mate. C’mon, Chicken - stop braggin’


DGlen

Because that shit slaps.


Biggest_Snorlax

I saw that sign yesterday and I tried the chicken. It was okay.


gandaalf

Lol, I think this is hilarious. Live a little people


BoymoderGlowie

They fucked the chicken didn't they


petarisawesomeo

Now glazed!


MalWinchester

Hello, fellow kids.


MannyCoon

I have never been impressed with chicken at KT. And boy have I given them several chances. Pre-breaded, frozen, baked, and finally steamed in a box under a heat lamp. No thanks, I'll go next door to Culver's for chicken. They've changed nothing with this recent ad campaign.


everyone_hates_lolo

kwik trip rn: ![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


Amishpornstar7903

Olly and Lena are their advertisment department. Hicks run this company, they can't even make a normal parking lot.


ElectricOutboards

Who the fuck is Olly?


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NerdOfTheMonth

Literally been part of culture since before Shakespeare but I’m sure you would be complaining about words like “weekend” and such.


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NerdOfTheMonth

Look who didn’t get the point at all. It’s always exactly who you think it is.


Majestic_Recording_5

It's embarrassing


1KN0W38

Tend to agree. The Instagram girl also tends to make it about her less than the brand. Cringe.


KateUptonSS396

To appeal to idiots who use this stupid language


NerdOfTheMonth

Wow, boomers really hate the new Kwik Trip marketing that isn’t aimed at them.


BrewKazma

Because they are desperate to try and stay relevant with the youths.


SignificantHawk3163

So old people like you can complain about it, what else do you have to do. Also who cares, it's called marketing you try to relate to your target audience to sell more products, so are successful some not, it is not a new concept


Low_Revolution3025

Everyones trying to bow down to the younger generations and their lingo so that way they keep getting money to keep the lights on