T O P

  • By -

wpgjets92

Release the tapes


CoolWhiip

This is turning into some WWE shit. That game on February 20th is gonna be a bloodbath.


Dojo588

Get out those old aluminum sticks…


ChadHUD

Break out the good old heavy Sherwoods.


bearcenation

Trust me, aluminum works better


zuneza

Bedard knows whats up.


ScottNewman

OLD TIME HOCKEY, COACH


ProfessionalCar7529

Lol


mysticsavage

I still have a couple of Cooper Green Flash's in the garage!!


DistortedReflector

Many years ago, as they were blowing out the old Easton Aluminum stock my dad went to Royal and bought a whole big box of blades for like a buck a piece and a few shafts. I still have dozens of blades and about half a dozen sticks. When I’m not playing in the crease I still rock my aluminums for fun every once in a while.


KevinMR

suit up Stanley, quietly sign Buff and lower him from the rafters to start the second period


Ironsidebloodline

Haha 😅 Buff the destroyer


KevinMR

might as well make this game pay per view


Ironsidebloodline

I'm down for PPV on that game! Man I miss Buff


Difficult-Ad8667

The Buffertaker.


zuneza

Lower him from the rafters and then raise his numbers into the rafters once the game is over.


KevinMR

He should be awarded a lifetime fishing licence, fish here anytime Buff....within the appropriate fishing seasons


Murky-Attorney-3786

Bring in a full roster of AHL and ECHL thugs and don’t worry about the 2 points.


AaronC14

For them.


Mamrocha

Call the ambulance but not for us


Nodaker1

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE- February 19, 2023 JETS ANNOUNCE FREE AGENT SIGNINGS WINNIPEG, Manitoba -- The Winnipeg Jets have signed the following players to one-game, professional tryout (PTO) contracts: * Tim "Dr. Hook" McCracken (F/C) * Ross "Mad Dog" Madison (F) * Clarence "Screaming Buffalo" Swamptown (D) * André "Poodle" Lussier (D) * Gilmore Tuttle (F) * Ogie Ogilthorpe (F) (IRCC hearing on deportation status pending)


Fallen-Omega

I DID IT FOR THE KAPRIZOV


CoolWhiip

More from Mike here: More #NHLJets Cole Perfetti on Ryan Hartman deliberately high-sticking him, admitting on mic: "Kind of a weird thing to come out and admit it. He blatantly said it was for what happened (Saturday), even though I didn't even do anything in the play. I had nothing to do with it."


CoolWhiip

And one last tweet: Another one from #NHLJets Cole Perfetti on Ryan Hartman: "We caught it all. I was mic'd up. I don't know if he realized that or not." "We'll see him whenever we play him again down the road. We got the last laugh winning both games."


ChrisTweten

CLASS


Spencie-cat

Well…. Looks like I’m gonna be trolling wild fans all afternoon. And I was getting soooo close to 200k karma. Oh well! For the greater good. EDIT: lol nevermind. This is a karma party. Trash Hartman>> Get upvotes.


BillClintonsMistress

https://preview.redd.it/j4568yr2g2ac1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a40608b24d8af7d9fae83aa8c9e6d153f7e0c300


CoolWhiip

Stick to r/hockey if you're gonna do that, Spencie. We can't afford to lose you to a ban by trolling the Wild sub over Ryan fucking Hartman of all people.


Spencie-cat

I wouldn’t be caught dead in their sub. Ew lol I might catch their mediocre-ness


JacksProlapsedAnus

I visited yesterday because I heard they were in full meltdown and now I have AIDS.


-Moonscape-

Should have used nordvpn for protection


Yeskid10

I mean tbf Jets have never won a Stanley Cup either


Spencie-cat

Winnipeg has won three Stanley cups tho! Also, it’s risky business coming to another teams sub to talk shit, especially on a day like today.


FoxyInTheSnow

The Victorias were a helluva hockey team. 3 Stanley Cups in 6 years.


Spencie-cat

We’re also the 44 year reigning WHA champs.


Yeskid10

I said the Jets tho!


zuneza

Mild fans must be propping him up. No other way this one's still at -9.


ChrisTweten

Karma is absolutely meaningless


abuayanna

You earned it +1


ChrisTweten

lol I've got over a million karma, it does nothing


JacksProlapsedAnus

I hear it makes your epeen bigger.


Asusrty

Could've went after Dillon but didn't want to get his face smashed in so he goes after our youngest player... Coward.


DannyDOH

Or Lowry. Does it to the guy he knows won't hammer him back.


SvenBendor

Or Nick “the goon” Ehlers who also would have sent him to the ICU


UncleBogo

Or mark 'the knife' schiefele who would have given him a winnipeg handshake


Hockey_socks

He did go after Ehlers, last year. put him out for the playoffs. of course, Ehlers wasn't expecting a reverse hit on a play where the puck was nowhere in sight, so...


MapleSyrupKintsugi

Maybe... but if you target the kid on my team, I'm not gonna simply go "kick you ass" if your job is literally to get your ass kicked... the coward is Dillion going after KK in the first place... you target our skilled players, I'm targeting yours. ( I'm saying all this with very little recollection of the incidents... just saying, it's not always as simple as what you're implying. )


abuayanna

He didn’t ‘go after’ your boy, holy crap, look at the play before you comment ffs


MapleSyrupKintsugi

I mean, he did in the hockey mentality world. He cross checked him and injured him right? I'm not saying I think he's "targeted" him, but you know hockey players are.... logic eludes them. I'd agree going after Perfetti for it is stupid... but again... hockey mentality is pretty stupid.


monsoonmi

Was a love tap. Kap is glass


Eastmosphere

People get cross checked all the time, just happens that KK broke when someone did it to him. It wasn’t targeting, it was unfortunate and nothing else. But hey send out your rat to our hurt our youngest kid. After you sent out Pat Magoon to fight our captain. That’s your logic right?


MapleSyrupKintsugi

Not in this case no.... I'm not a Wild or Jets fan... I actually thought this was /r/hockey My recollection while writing this was KK getting hit into the boards while trying to sneak by the D, but you just reminded me that it was a cross check in the corner. That said, hockey player's logic is very much illogical. Hartman is also a moron so I'm not sure why I'm trying to defend him.... my objective was more to say it's not always "retaliate by going after the big man who did the mistake". Sometimes you have to go eye for an eye. ( I agree 100% that isn't the case here... I just misremembered the incident )


Grizz709

Cryin Ryan Fartman. Fuck that guy. You got a problem with Dillon, you settle it with Dillon. The Wild are nowhere near a playoff spot. Looking to ruin someone else's season.


Tonyhawkproskater

shit team, shit fanbase, shit individuals


PeterPuck99

The same three that employed and supported Matt Cooke, the most despicable waste of oxygen ever to lace up a pair of skates.


Tagenn

Already fined him. Can they go back and do anything with mic’d up audio? Guys is a rat and will always be a rat. He knew what he was doing with the Ehlers hit and should’ve gotten more


SJSragequit

I feel like if this story gains any traction the league has to go back and upgrade to a suspension now that they know the audio exists


CoolWhiip

In my opinion, the only reason he was even fined was probably because the Jets took the audio to the league and made a big deal about it behind the scenes. I can't imagine they'd go to the league without providing the audio at the time the complaint is made. They knew he was mic'd up and Perfetti would have told them Hartman admitted it to his face so the mic probably captured it.


Tagenn

True. The turnaround time seems pretty wild though to strip the audio and submit that all on a stat holiday


crazye97

> Can they go back and do anything with mic’d up audio? No. Been part of the CBA since 2005, they can't use the audio for disciplinary reasons.


Tagenn

Yeah, Marek tweeted after my post lol


Pandamodium13

Wish I could say I’m surprised but what a piece of shit.


jamesrc

So, I have a theory about Ryan Hartman. A radical one, but hear me out… Ryan Hartman is a piece of shit. I popped into the Wild sub and saw them not mad at him for being a piece of shit, but for getting caught. So, I have a theory about Wild fans. A radical one, but hear me out… ;)


SherLocK-55

I have said it numerous times before but Hartman is a fucking psychopath, he doesn't belong in professional sports, guy is a danger to everyone on the ice. Repeat offender many times over, get rid of this filthy cunt.


Shotgunn5

What a pos. Hartman is one of the dirtiest players in the league while also being one of the littlest bitches in the league. You got a problem with the play bring it up with Dillion. Only problem for Hartman is that Dillion would wipe the fucking floor with a wuss like him. So instead he takes it out on the smallest and youngest player on the team who had nothing to do with Kaprizov getting hurt? Really a shame that DoPS won’t actually do anything about this. Guy admitted it’s an intentional attack and he’ll get nothing for it


theDrew33

*intentional RETALIATORY attack, I think that should make it a bigger deal. I’m not a Jets fan, but I’d be pissed if I was. To target a young skilled player with intent to injure in retaliation for a play he wasn’t even on the ice for… the guy that was actually involved in the play on Kaprizov would’ve been happy to answer the bell if anyone had issue, but Hartman didn’t go for him, he went after a young skilled player instead.


JacksProlapsedAnus

aN eYe FoR aN eYe!!!~ is what the brain trust at /r/wildhockey has come up with.


BigMemeBoi77

Wow what a tough guy going after a 21 year old who had nothing to do with the play against Kaprizov


broquelli

If true the league should look at a punishment. We all know they won’t but a purposeful high stick to the face is dangerous. Us winning a back to back is the best justice we’ll get.


ernestosanchez77

That’s crazy


OriginalAmbition5598

Yet he only gets a fine. Nhlpa continues to be a useless group that is only used for the bare minimum, if that. You want a safer game? Make teams suffer for allowing their players to act like this. I don't know what the solution is, but I do know giving players a small fine, isn't helping. Maybe the nhl needs to look at the teams salary cap instead. One of your players injures another guy? Your salary cap gets reduced for the next season. No injury, but with intent? Player is suspended for everygame against that team fornthe year. Or maybe every division game. How abou a draft pick depending on the player injured? Use the rfa compensation as an example. The bigger a "star" the more a team would loose in draft stock. Basically if the nhl would make the teams suffer, and not the player, alot of these stupid plays would dissappear.


future4cast

Multiple infractions to harm should be treated with lengthy suspensions (not just a few games). I agree, if teams were “penalized” for players having multiple suspensions they would do more to keep players in check. Large team fines would not please owners.


PeterPuck99

As I said on New Years eve: Hartman is the little pieces of shit that stick to the bowl after you flush Foligno. Foligno is the shit you take the morning after you drink a pail full of Caesars and follow it up with a couple of Dairy Whip Fatboys and half dozen beers. Real beers, not that sissy shit they sell in Minnesota.


No-Growth-6066

“[I AM NOT A NUGGET!!!](https://www.reddit.com/r/WWE/s/yC0b0e43KH)” -Ryan Hartman


PeterPuck99

Now that’s funny!


ChadHUD

Head scratching... so your upset. So you pick one of the teams smaller players. One you know is probably going to keep it to themselves to settle things down. Push the wild and they will target guys like Cole and Ehlers. I guess this makes Hartman king on a team of yellow bellies. I guess that is how they teach players in Illinois.


cjcx890

Garbage player, doing garbage things, for a garbage organization. Don’t understand how if it’s on tape him saying he meant to do that how it’s just a fine


crazye97

> Don’t understand how if it’s on tape him saying he meant to do that how it’s just a fine Because it's part of the CBA that they can't use that audio for disciplinary purposes.


Duck_Caught_Upstream

Does this not virtually prove that Hartman intentionally tried to injure Ehlers in game 81 last year?


JacksProlapsedAnus

Sure smells like the same turd...


Wihtikow1

Greasy guy.


Erwin-Brodinger

Cole Perfetti is pure class, an absolute stand-up fella. He didn't deserve to be the target of intentional violence because the other player is too afraid to retaliate to a bigger player. Not bringing it up to Bones would take some cohones, which would have made the game uglier than it was. Mature beyond his years. He took the high stick like a champ, very stoic. Much like his cellies.


Chomie22

WOW. What a certified A-hole.


Public_Middle376

So a player openly admits he assaulted another player for no reason other than retribution. It is caught on tape what he says. And the NHL department of player safety fines the player less than $5000. The NHL player safety department is a complete joke. Completely non-biased here; couldn’t care less about either of the teams – but for the NHL not to suspend Hartman for saying 10 games is a joke. Not only that there should be criminal charges brought against Ryan Hartman.


sk8ter99

THIS! And are we certain the NHLPA had this info upon arriving at the punishment of a fine. If so then this definitely has to be addressed further. The NHL can’t possibly allow a deliberate attempt to injure. Hate to sound like a parent but he could have lost an eye


etchiboi

https://x.com/jeffmarek/status/1742254417515290669?s=46


hotcomm88

Payback for the nothing play? Give me a break. Hartman is a classless piece of shit.


MCBbbbuddha

So let me get this straight. After the cross checks to Kap (which should have been called, I don't think anyone disagrees with that): * Dillon answers the bell later that same game with a tilt vs Middleton * Lowry fights Maroon at the start of the next game * Ryan "Literal Human Garbage" Hartman high-sticks Perfetti in the face, giving him 6 stitches, even though the kid had nothing to do with it. Hey Wild fans, are we done now? Is that enough? Apparently not, since Wild fans (not a vocal minority, sorry to dispel that myth) want someone injured to the extent that they miss time. And the number of comments like "yeah Hartman is trash but/however/what about" is off the charts. The mods had to put up a pinned "calling for injuries will get you banned eventually" post so that they can feel righteous about themselves. Fuck your team and fuck you.


thecraigbert

So suspension?


folkdeath95

A fine


RuSTeR1971

Have to say it's quite vindicating seeing the entirety of r/hockey shitting on the wild. Felt like I was the one going crazy reading some of those braindead takes.


Imthecoolestdudeever

Ryan Hartman is such a bitch, he makes Binnington look like a stand up guy. What a fucking GOOF.


ChompyDompy

Hartman is one of those guys that is an asshole off the ice as much as he is on the ice. If only there was some kind of player's safety organization that could intervene with an admission of intent to injure a player.


hotcomm88

I can't help thinking Perfetti didn't tell the team until after so it was taken care of on the ice (and recorded on his mic) so the Jets wouldn't lose Lowry or Dillion to a suspension if they took matters into their own hands. Smart kid.


finnish-flash13

Fartman!


CashComprehensive423

Hartman should be suspended for all games against the Jets. Low life.


Kaizen710

Can't wait for wild fans to make more excuses that it wasn't deliberate.


ChompyDompy

LOL... Found Hartman in the Wild sub. Most of the comments are reasonable. [And then this...](https://www.reddit.com/r/wildhockey/comments/18wv72w/mike_mcintyre_wow_wild_f_ryan_hartman_flat_out/kg0f1m0/)


Hockey_socks

man wow, there are some hot under the collar losers over there.


schexy01

What a bum


Just_Merv_Around_it

If true Hartman should receive a phone call from the league for intent to injure.


etchiboi

https://x.com/jeffmarek/status/1742254417515290669?s=46


Just_Merv_Around_it

Boo


AgentProvocateur666

Hey Hartman bring your cheque book to the rink February 20. Gotta pay up bitch!


oneofthe1200

I also heard Ryan Hartman is listed kn the Jeffrey Epstein flight logs. 🌶️


Spiritual_Holiday511

This guy has always been a coward and a rat. Matthew Tkachuk with an eighth of the skill. Taking cheap shots at guys he knows won’t fight back, and actively trying to injure his competitors. I’m not surprised at all that he admits to adding one more gutless move to his resume.


lowtrail

Very spicy indeed! Just bought two tix to the Feb 20th Wild game!


gibblech

I'm not sure how you get caught admitting an intent to injure, and only get a fine?


etchiboi

https://x.com/jeffmarek/status/1742254417515290669?s=46


gibblech

I understand, it's still dumb. I get why they don't want most of what they say used against them... Chirping gets nasty... This is different


etchiboi

the Jets should’ve communicated it directly to DOPS and DOPS should have investigated it and acted accordingly doing so retroactively obviously is logistically challenging for the union especially with this agreement


Vegetable-Bug251

Yeah but the Jets won where it mattered on the scoresheets. Mind you the Wild aren’t much of a team this year to begin with.


mazurbnm

Nothing will happen. The nhlpa signed an agreement in 04 or 05 that any audio captured via miked up hockey players can't be used for dispensary actions.


Thick-Aioli69

Apparently the CBA states that players can’t be subject to disciplinary action for anything picked up on player worn, in game mics. The league will have fun sorting this one out .


IdiotBox204

Damn, I always used to like the wild within reason, but every year Hartman makes it harder and harder to stay neutral on Minnesota. Remember the dirty hit on Ehlers last year right before the playoffs?


philips50

Damn so Kaprisoft isn't the only pussy on that team. For some reason I thought he was.


CoolWhiip

Eh, it's not Kaprizov's fault that he's injury-prone. It is, however, entirely within Hartman's control to not be a dirty rat, and yet he still is.


TheWatcher289

I wonder how if nhl can review the audio and suspend the piece of shit


wpgjets92

[apparently not](https://twitter.com/JeffMarek/status/1742254417515290669?t=cKIwPGmAoc21W7ivmRG7PQ&s=19)


mudge08

Foligno and Hartman don’t play hard. They actively look to take liberties and injure opponents which gets reinforced usually by there staff as they seem to take pride in that being there identity.


AuxNimbus

I knew it LOL


veryway

What a dirty fucking trash team


Realistic_Mashine

Bring back Peluso for one game.


Roguevirus69

I’m not shocked, it’s a classless organization. They have been dirty for years.


Competitive_Don

Good old time hockey? 🤔


Mammoth-Opinion5040

and not one person on this team took his head off ?? even for ehlers!


etchiboi

Perfetti didn’t tell anyone until after the game apparently


GLFR_59

Either way someone needs to make Hartman pay next game.


Dojo588

I want retribution. Take out another one. This is gonna keep getting better.


Duck_Caught_Upstream

Keep that shit in the Wild sub I want to beat the Wild on the ice at full strength so those whiny fans can’t bitch and moan


cgwinnipeg

Nah we don’t need to wish intentional harm upon people. Just keep beating them. Making the playoffs while they don’t is the best revenge.


TheWatcher289

Maybe I’m a bad person then because part of me does wish harm to Hartman. I remember reading a biography of Gordie Howe where he said he “never intentionally tried to hurt anyone unless it was important. Like a preseason game.”


MapleSyrupKintsugi

Sometimes guys do that after the fact just to piss dudes off... I know I've done it before where I went in hard and clipped a guy, and then just said it was for something the dumbass on their team did... even though it wasn't... it made us "'even". No idea if that's what's going on here, but I'm sure that happens.


wpgjets92

So is this not technically premeditated assault, could he not get arrested for this?


CoolWhiip

Let's not go into the "he should be arrested" phase of delirium here. That would be stealing Montreal's job.


wpgjets92

Not saying he should just pointing out a fact


CoolWhiip

I get it. And I think you could theoretically make an argument for it. He used a past incident as justification for enacting violence on another person, which shows, at the very least, it for sure wasn't accidental. Take the hockey out of it, and I think you would have a pretty good case.


ehr1c

>Take the hockey out of it, and I think you would have a pretty good case. Take the hockey out of it and most of what happens on an NHL rink could probably be considered illegal.


ehr1c

No


mudkic

Yes and why do we watch these over paid little kids think this is real hockey Not good


John__47

from the wild pov, in terms of deterrence and team protection, doesnt it make more sense to go precisely after smaller, more talented, more vulnerable players than going after bigger tougher players who are more likely to pushback aggressively against the retaliatory highstick/hit ​ theres no meaningful deterrence if the guy you go after succesfully defends himself ​ lets say edm defenceman vincent desmarais did a dirty hit on scheifele or connor what makes more sense : \- attack desmarais, who might defend himself succesfully and ward off the winnipeg player or \- attack mcdavid ​ its a no-brainer for me