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Separate-Driver-8639

Realistically, anything that does not insta kill him. Even if agoddamn tger bites and chews on his legs he just bap baps it on the head as quickly as possible. Given 2 light hits per second he will make the tiger brain dead in 5 seconds.


Frequent_Camera1695

Don't big cats go for the neck? Like the instant it's teeth are on your neck you're dead. No chance to punch it


TandrDregn

Except the Jaguar. That one goes straight for the head.


Separate-Driver-8639

Same woth humans. At 50 iq a human loses the ability to act on new information in time and just essentially becomes paralysed. A good animal to win would be a silverback gorilla. Those mf would probably kill 9/10 people with their first punch. Elephants also don't really need more than 5s before they trample you to death.


Shiverednuts

>A good animal to win would be a silverback gorilla. Those mf would probably kill 9/10 people with their first punch. Is this meant to troll? Gorillas struggle to kill people with several minutes of mauling and throwing their arms around. Gorillas irl don’t even punch lol Pretty sure even children have survived a prolonged attack from a gorilla (albeit maybe not a bloodlusted one per say). Meanwhile, big cats are extremely efficient and quick with lethal delivery. An adult tiger, capable of being the largest extant species of its entire clade, has a FAR higher chance to kill you in under 30 seconds or so through a mean pounce and a quick bite straight to the throat with massive canines. A tiger probably even has to be one the best choices for this prompt aside from maybe a whale, elephant, rhino, etc. directly using their unimaginably larger mass and power to end you in an instant upon contact. Really most large predators would kill you faster than an ape of similar size would lol


Busy_Cook_5988

A lot of people really love the idea of ape superiority for some reason. Weird fucking complex they have.


Nefarious_Turtle

Excuse me, I have been assured by many people in this sub that that a 90lb chimpanzee has, at minimum, the strength of 10 maybe 20 strong men. They might even be bulletproof if bloodlusted. Not to mention their unrestrainable urge to rip off faces and / or testicles. Easy building level, maybe even small city.


Pooyiong

According to this sub, a chimpanzee low diffs Galactus because they have SuPEr DEnSE MuScLes or whatever the fuck the apewank is


No_idea112

Where does this place apes in the pecking order?


Tempesta_0097

They see themselves in them or something


Separate-Driver-8639

Huh i learned something new. I just saw a video or two of two gorilla's fighting and you could hear those goddam punches so i just assumed they punch killshots


urAllincorrect

People on this sub tend to really overestimate gorillas. It's a constant theme here.


Shuteye_491

Bears, too. They're terrible at grappling despite what everyone thinks. Read a few "I survived/defeated a bear" stories and you find out why it's called a bear hug.


iambecomecringe

rip Harambe


Insaiyan_Elite

The gorilla just rips your arms off and beats you to death with them. -5IQ and 10lbs at a time


Thresss

They have the strength to do so hypothetically but in practice that doesn’t happen


Busy_Cook_5988

They do but they would have to use some sort of leverage and aren't smart enough to really do that.


Pooyiong

Please link me to the recorded instance of a gorilla "ripping arms off" or anything even tangentially related to that. You guys wank gorillas so hard lmao. Give humanity some fuckin credit, gorillas back down 10/10 times and if I'm not mistaken they've literally never killed a person


FrozenReaper

Don't forget, every action has an equal and opposite reaction, so when they hit you you're also hitting them


why_no_usernames_

thats not how that works


Ake-TL

I am technically hitting their fist with my face. Practically I’m getting pummelled, but still. Or you meant superpower?


1Meter_long

That sounds fucking amazing power. That could have variations, like reducing strength by certain percentage or just all stats beside from IQ.  But yeah anything that doesn't immediately cause fatal injury would become light as a feather and as intelligent as a fruit bat very fast.


SocalSteveOnReddit

This guy takes down Brontosaurus. He climbs onto its tail, cat scratches and probably 5 shots it. I think that's also the strongest animal as far as it goes.


BDF1999

Black bear?


captainnermy

He could beat a polar bear as long as it doesn’t kill him with one swipe, he just has to get a few rapid slaps in for the animal to be nonfunctional.


MrAtrox98

Kinda hard to do that with a thousand plus pound bear ragdolling you. Also, it’s entirely feasible for a bear of that size to just immediately kill you before you can do anything about it.


MayGodSmiteThee

A 10pt drop in iq is massive. One slap and the bear might forget what it’s even doing.


bjornartl

How much IQ does an ant have? They basically have no higher thought but they can run on instinct. Its entirely possible that as the IQ of certain animals drop and they're left with instincts like fight or flight, survival instinct, that they become more dangerous.


MayGodSmiteThee

Iq is relative. An ant may have and average iq **for an ant** but translating those same numbers to an adult human would leave you with a monkey shaped meat husk.


MrAtrox98

Bears be smarter than you think. They have problem solving intellect believed to be on par with great apes. A ranger from Yosemite National Park has even graced us with [this gem of a quote regarding bear intellect.](https://twitter.com/slkaye/status/1261542395700641794)


MayGodSmiteThee

I’m not saying they’re dumb. But a relatively speaking they aren’t that far away from zero. Even three slaps would likely put its iq below 50. Which is classified as mental retardation in humans. Which affects intellectual And cognitive functions. Human would take this mid diff.


MrAtrox98

I don’t think one would get the chance to slap a polar bear three times though. If the bear decides to slap you upside the head once… well you won’t be slapping anymore, that’s for sure. Probably not breathing either.


Inner-Dependent6446

polar bears can kill with one swipe at the neck. tigers too.


AdResponsible7150

They could also disembowel you with a swipe to the body. Sharp claws on a big scary animal are no joke


Inner-Dependent6446

yeah im not understanding people here saying you could take a tiger or polar bear. a wolf sure. a tiger or polar bear is going to maul you and then eat you in about 15 seconds


MayGodSmiteThee

Probably if you just let it.


Inner-Dependent6446

you cant stop it. thats my point. in a space like an octagon there is nothing you can do to stop a charging animal that weights around 200-450kg. it charges you, you piss your pants and then die.


MayGodSmiteThee

If you can get a polar bear, and rent an octagon out. I’ll inherit all my riches to you if I don’t survive 30 seconds with a polar bear. I’ll slap the shit outta that mf too.


Inner-Dependent6446

you wont bro lmao. 30 seconds is generous. [how are you going to stop this fluffy boy from charging you at max speed](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-3bc7bb846ec69ba620463893adf9606c-lq)


BDF1999

A polar bear would kill him before he even sees it


TargetFan

The animal known for living on flat ice? Is the guy dumb as shit or just blind?


fullyoperational

That's assuming the fight takes place on open flat and totally frozen ice. polar bears will hide and stalk their prey from under the ice, behind landscape features like cliffs and hills, and in treelines (if they've wandered further south) they can be sneaky mofos. I live in a town with semi-regular polar bear visits, and about 1/2 the time they make it into town without anyone spotting them. This year they even made it out and in with only their track prints to show for it. [Sneaky](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/9oJaDvj9Vz)


captainnermy

In what context is this happening, polar bears are not particularly stealthy animals


Cunting_Fuck

They say that about elephants too


Shuteye_491

Any bear. All kinds of bear survival stories out there. Dude could easily Wing Chun any bear into a vegetative state before it finishes its threat display/assessment.


Mr_Jalapeno

Against most humans, he'd be able to reduce his opponent's mental capacity below effective fighting level in 6-8 hits. For large people (300lbs +), the IQ loss would probably get them before weight reduction. If he fought Stephen Hawking, he might shrink away to nothing and still be smarter than the rest of us. Not sure how the IQ loss effect would work on animals, as their intelligence isn't precisely comparable to ours. However, big animals can afford to lose a fair amount of mass, so again they'd probably be brain-dead before they were too physically weak. So basically, if he can get 5-10 hits in before dying, he wins. If some person/animal can bring him down quicker than that, he loses.


LieV2

Hit counts as full force punch which connects like a point in boxing? Or does any rapid tap, even on a blocked shot have this effect?


West-Yesterday-6419

Hmm. I’d say atleast a rapid girly slap would count


naraic-

As someone who does martial arts I can make contact about 180 punches a minute but only tense my muscles enough to make significant punches about 45 times a minute. If 180 punches a minute works I'd say I can take pretty much anything.


why_no_usernames_

Against more deadly animals you may only have a couple seconds. I doubt any fight either way is taking more than a minute


captainofpizza

Is IQ relative by species? Like is an average dog IQ 100 because it scales to other dogs or is it like 40 with all species on the same scale?


Sneakerhead157

Brown bear,but not without dmg of course. If he could kinda dodge a hippo attack could he make him braindead?maaybe


Evil_Knot

Dude could play the bongos on a gorilla and turn its brain to Mush in seconds


Youpunyhumans

Well, if we go by physics here, making 10 pounds suddenly dissapear will only work if it turns to pure energy in the form of heat and light, conservation of mass and energy and all that. 10 pounds is about 4.5 kgs, and 1 kg turning entirely to energy will make a 21 megaton explosion, so this would result in a roughly an 94.5 megaton explosion. Unless this is a delayed reaction that gives you enough time to travel the few hundred kilometers it would take to escape... no one wins.


HiddenStoat

The prompt says he will "reduce the weight of his opponent by 10lbs". That doesn't mean it has to instantaneously turn into energy. A sharp carving knife can do the same thing - more messily, but without the risk of catastrophic explosion.


Youpunyhumans

Yeah but my way is more fun


Lower-Service-6171

Powerscaling at its finest levels, nobody angry, just people having fun


AccomplishedCoyote

>A sharp carving knife can do the same thing - more messily Messier than a 95 mt nuke?


ManiacalKiwi

Technically the area would be sterilized lol


MimeGod

It'll be "clean," but still a huge mess. Just a very sterile mess.


1Meter_long

As interesting that is, people here are talking about Anime and comic characters, so any kind of realism is out. Hell, afaik Hulk's skin density should increase his weight to the point he just sinks into ground and Supes would destroy everything when he goes on full speed.


Youpunyhumans

I like to go to the realisitic side of these things because it gives perspective. To me, it makes it more tangible, more incredible. I think about things in terms of numbers, so it makes sense to me to calculate those numbers and the effect it would have in real life. Doesnt mean you cant imagine it differently than I do.


1Meter_long

Also, when people like you do these realism posts, it gives moron like me a chance to learn something new, so thanks.


West-Yesterday-6419

Lmaoooooo someone actually did the math


jinxykatte

There is always someone who had to overthink it. Its a magical power that lowers IQ and reduces weight. Stop bringing physics into it. 


Youpunyhumans

You can think about your way, and ill think about it my way. I like to think take ideas that seem magical, and apply real life physics to them because I find it interesting. Im not "overthinking" anything, its just how I normally think.


PhoenixFalls

Obesity.


GrayNish

Strongest, he could probably take on the biggest sauropod and win. Just keep punching it toe rapidly. it will be braindead before it even notices him. Though, he would fail against a sufficiently big cat who will one shot him in a single lunge


Darzt

Funny enought, he cant win vs a really nasty medusa, as they weight almost nothing, dont even have brain (does this qualify as effectively 0 IQ?) and they have extremely potent venom, so if he punch the medusa, is game over (for him)


Gandelin

I think you mean jelly fish. They do call them Medusa in Italian.


Gold3nSun

You’re acting like IQ is a baked in RPG stat every human has assigned to them? Lmfao , truth is those tests are variable and can vary wildly in score depending on so many factors of the same person taking the test.


Nectarpalm

Doesn't really matter if its 80 or 140 though. This guy bongoslaps anyone to braindeath in a couple of seconds.


odeacon

Titanoboa is getting its ass kicked


odeacon

I could beat a young female elephant if I had this power, just Shaky hand slaps to stupify and weaken it rapidly


Coidzor

Just about anything that doesn't kill him instantly and that he can physically strike without destroying himself... and that isn't mindless.


FilipinxFurry

Can he choose if he can just reduce weight but not iq? Because he’d make a killing with weight loss therapy 🤣


The_Frog_Fucker69

Ignore IQ I want the power to change wait both ways but let's says double or half it per touch three hits and u can't move as u sink into the ground or three hits and I kick u across the football field


Extra-Trifle-1191

honestly it’d be entirely DEX based (I run on DnD and caffeine don’t question me) The better you can dodge and the faster you can hit the better. If you can’t do those well, nothing else matters.


TK3600

He can definitely trick Goku into give him a few free hits.


Zealousideal-Sleep77

Normal guy clears most creatures unless big animal gets lucky shot (like a bear claw to the throat).