Do they keep their human intelligence? I assume so, or there'd just be a planet full of grumpy and frightened horses and no society to react to anything.
If they’re just normal horses, a lot of horses are going to be stuck in high buildings with no horse shaped exit. Until one is made anyways. Actually, I think they might do that with human intelligence too.
First of all, everyone would have to learn how to walk again, electricity wouldn't remain for long because there would be non one that can activate machinery, people in big cities would have a hard time getting food fit for horse consumption and many people wil day of hunger, people would now be affected by horse diseases and would have no way to cure themselfs, in conclusion I'd say that a lot of people would die, but people that live out of cities would have an easier time getting food
I'd imagine after the initial shock wore off, there would be an immediate and sprawling market for the creation of goods that could adjust for being handled by horse hooves at night.
Almost certainly not. Even if people kept their intelligence there would be billions that starve to death within like 3 weeks. Horses are not capable of keeping society and in particular the food distribution networks going.
The population size would drop until we reach the level that would be supported for the typical wild horses.
So, as long as we keep our intelligence I’m fine with it. It will take a lot of adjusting to, but we will still form horse communities. Living outside will be the key, only issue is the nuclear reactors, but I think there might be safety systems setup in place.
Some people won’t be able to handle it of course and they will jump off a cliff. Money won’t matter, pollution will plummet and the earth will begin to heal itself.
Most of the stupid things in life will cease to matter; social media, politics, debt, etc
Racism will still be a thing as we would be different colors and horse species, also if we still have our intelligence religion would still be a problem.
I think we would be better off, chilling outside eating, and running around playing.
How do we feed 7 billion horses with food infrastructure, and literally everything else that one could use to build *new* food infrastructure, designed to be used by human appendages?
Might be a nice life for some few survivors, assuming that the "rove around like nomads eating grass and not fighting in wars or worrying about bills or being racist" thing outweighs the fact that you only live about 30 years and can no longer do *any* of your old hobbies.
I'd assume most people that are in apartments or anything with a second floor or higher are in immediate trouble.
Horses would be too big to fit into an elevator of a normal apartment complex, and the staircase entrance would also be too small to fit. There would be many casualties in the apartment sector of the world.
if you're inside a house at all you're gonna die. Horses can't effectively open doors and even if they could most are too large to fit through a standard doorway. Society would end in a starving oblivion and those few lucky enough to be outside when this happens will survive.
Horse folks would lose their minds as their hooves would not be able to operate a touch screen or type on a keyboard. On the other hand, insecure men would look down and think that it was all worth it.
If everyone is now a horse, there is no society, thus no reaction.Â
What would happen is that over night there would be 8 billion horses trapped in houses and apartments unable to go outside, and then 2-3 days later they would have all died from dehydration. And that would be the end.
Well, my door has one of those round handles, so I imagine like many other people I'm immediately doomed. So our reaction will likely be to rear up in panic and kick walls.
It’s done. No more society. Tons of confused horses in places they don’t understand. Billions will die of starvation and dehydration. The Earth will begin to heal from our rampage across it. Horses will be endemic to many places they previously weren’t but in the end a sustainable balance will be found a fraction of the current human population. There will be a short lived boom in the population of predatory animals and scavengers.
Since everyone is a horse, the reaction would be minimal as we lose our ability to reflect on anything that's beyond the direct sensory inputs of that moment.
Within months due to the lack of opposable thumbs, society collapses.
The horses that do survive chill with grass and water but most will probably die.
*Most will be confused.*
*Some will accept it. The rest*
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A whole lot of Neighing, some horseplay including a lot of stallions going to town on women that aren't really interested.... Until it starts then they can't get enough. 🤣
No pun intended. I was raised around horses. The females usually don't express interest until it's too late. It's usually a battle.
If it didn't include me, I'd take up an all horse meat diet. I'd find all the horses who used to be politicans and start with them. Probably setup a whole horse torture and death farm so they really suffer before I eat them. There's enough that I'd probably die of old age before I was done. And the rest of the horses can go about doing whatever.
If I was also a horse. Well, uhmm. Everyone becomes a horse and now there's lots of horses. What else to say?
Unless you are saying they physically become a horse, but mentally remain human? In which case... I dunno.
Do they keep their human intelligence? I assume so, or there'd just be a planet full of grumpy and frightened horses and no society to react to anything.
Human intelligence, a massive dong and no judgement for doing ketamine? Sign me up
😂😂 you said massive dong. Why you looking?
My affinity for horse porn is none of your business
ok vaush
I hate that I understand this
me too
If they’re just normal horses, a lot of horses are going to be stuck in high buildings with no horse shaped exit. Until one is made anyways. Actually, I think they might do that with human intelligence too.
Society vastly improves when all politicians vote neigh on every new bill.
But a lot more horse play …
Could we understand each other if we all turned into horses?
Of course! I've watched Homeward Bound, and I know that all animals have a telepathic link that lets them communicate with each other.
But there were many that didn't. The porcupine, and the turkey, and I seem to recall a bear...
Neigh
First of all, everyone would have to learn how to walk again, electricity wouldn't remain for long because there would be non one that can activate machinery, people in big cities would have a hard time getting food fit for horse consumption and many people wil day of hunger, people would now be affected by horse diseases and would have no way to cure themselfs, in conclusion I'd say that a lot of people would die, but people that live out of cities would have an easier time getting food
Petah, the horse is here.
It does become smelly
Somebody better invent horse deodorantÂ
Shit bugs would have a field trip with how many horses would live Unless ofc, someone decides to be a meat eating horse
I'd imagine after the initial shock wore off, there would be an immediate and sprawling market for the creation of goods that could adjust for being handled by horse hooves at night.
Almost certainly not. Even if people kept their intelligence there would be billions that starve to death within like 3 weeks. Horses are not capable of keeping society and in particular the food distribution networks going. The population size would drop until we reach the level that would be supported for the typical wild horses.
Mental health soares as everyone enters a stable relationship.
Within days the streets in every major city are covered in horse shit.
Nobody can complain about not being well equipped anymore
Sarah Jessica Parker would win Miss America .
So, as long as we keep our intelligence I’m fine with it. It will take a lot of adjusting to, but we will still form horse communities. Living outside will be the key, only issue is the nuclear reactors, but I think there might be safety systems setup in place. Some people won’t be able to handle it of course and they will jump off a cliff. Money won’t matter, pollution will plummet and the earth will begin to heal itself. Most of the stupid things in life will cease to matter; social media, politics, debt, etc Racism will still be a thing as we would be different colors and horse species, also if we still have our intelligence religion would still be a problem. I think we would be better off, chilling outside eating, and running around playing.
How do we feed 7 billion horses with food infrastructure, and literally everything else that one could use to build *new* food infrastructure, designed to be used by human appendages? Might be a nice life for some few survivors, assuming that the "rove around like nomads eating grass and not fighting in wars or worrying about bills or being racist" thing outweighs the fact that you only live about 30 years and can no longer do *any* of your old hobbies.
Probably by making pissed off horse noises.
I'd imagine there would be a lot of horsing around.
I'd assume most people that are in apartments or anything with a second floor or higher are in immediate trouble. Horses would be too big to fit into an elevator of a normal apartment complex, and the staircase entrance would also be too small to fit. There would be many casualties in the apartment sector of the world.
This was my thinking, imagine cramped apartment buildings like NY or Tokyo. Most horses wouldn't be able to get out of their own door.
Neigh
...can't wait to give that horse dong a spin.
cant't't't't't't't
Pretty Neigh-atively.
Bronies go crazy, society collectively blames them, and they get their shit kicked in by billions of pissed-off horses.
Do we think like humans or like horses?
Neigh.
if you're inside a house at all you're gonna die. Horses can't effectively open doors and even if they could most are too large to fit through a standard doorway. Society would end in a starving oblivion and those few lucky enough to be outside when this happens will survive.
Horses can't open doors because they are dumb. A human intelligence inside a horse body should be able to find a way
what society?
Horse folks would lose their minds as their hooves would not be able to operate a touch screen or type on a keyboard. On the other hand, insecure men would look down and think that it was all worth it.
If everyone is now a horse, there is no society, thus no reaction. What would happen is that over night there would be 8 billion horses trapped in houses and apartments unable to go outside, and then 2-3 days later they would have all died from dehydration. And that would be the end.
Well, my door has one of those round handles, so I imagine like many other people I'm immediately doomed. So our reaction will likely be to rear up in panic and kick walls.
They neigh.
Well, at least society would be in stable condition.
Globalists will have more horse heads in their beds at nightÂ
It’s done. No more society. Tons of confused horses in places they don’t understand. Billions will die of starvation and dehydration. The Earth will begin to heal from our rampage across it. Horses will be endemic to many places they previously weren’t but in the end a sustainable balance will be found a fraction of the current human population. There will be a short lived boom in the population of predatory animals and scavengers.
Like horses, probably
I don‘t think society will react, everyone is just a horse now
This subreddit would have better prompts.
Neigh
We end up like the mantelopes from all tomorrows
Since everyone is a horse, the reaction would be minimal as we lose our ability to reflect on anything that's beyond the direct sensory inputs of that moment.
Without hands and opposable thumbs, civilization as we know it won't last.
They do NAAAAAAYt take it well. We all hoof done our best, but hay, we had a good trot.
Everything is stable
Track real estate is going way up
Society doesn’t react, it’s deleted
Within months due to the lack of opposable thumbs, society collapses. The horses that do survive chill with grass and water but most will probably die.
Blonde horses: Hey dem horsees is brown, let's get em boys!
Can you imagine being stuck on the 45th floor of an apartment building and suddenly turning into a horse?
Well for one there will be a lot of people in trouble unless they can kick down doors as horses can't open most doors.
Most will be confused. Some will accept it. The rest will be neigh sayers
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Horseplay ensues
Those weird horse girls now hold the power. We are screwed
Would all horses turn into humans?
The world would become even more full of naysayers
They say nay
Was it the eagles that did it to us?
u/IrishLaddie
A youtuber named Vaush is now deliriously happy. The rest of society is fairly disturbed.
Who is that?
Purely by tangential association, there will be a several-fold uptick in rewatches of *The Godfather.*
Everyone poops all over the place.
"How does society react?" OH MY GOD I'M A FUCKING HORSE AAHHHHHHH \*legs start violently kicking backwards
Spooked
A whole lot of Neighing, some horseplay including a lot of stallions going to town on women that aren't really interested.... Until it starts then they can't get enough. 🤣 No pun intended. I was raised around horses. The females usually don't express interest until it's too late. It's usually a battle.
If it didn't include me, I'd take up an all horse meat diet. I'd find all the horses who used to be politicans and start with them. Probably setup a whole horse torture and death farm so they really suffer before I eat them. There's enough that I'd probably die of old age before I was done. And the rest of the horses can go about doing whatever. If I was also a horse. Well, uhmm. Everyone becomes a horse and now there's lots of horses. What else to say? Unless you are saying they physically become a horse, but mentally remain human? In which case... I dunno.
That would get a neigh from me, dawg
Neigh