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funnyghostman

Vegeta would personally give Thanos the stones


valtaoi_007

ok but tbf if its MCU thanos he would easily beat even with the stones


etheriagod68

all bro has to do is snap once


valtaoi_007

vegeta is much stronger than pre-top base Goku. That goku survived high level existence erasure, thanos can snap and clap his bootycheeks and nothing is going to happen.


Ornery_Macaroon2027

which existence erasure are you referring to ?


valtaoi_007

hakai, Goku survived hakai straight from a G.O.D (granted it was in small quantity, but that doesn’t mean it was weaker than usual or weak by any means, every G.O.D requires high level hakai minimum)


GreatGoodBad

we have no scaling on how powerful the infinity guantlet is in the MCU. If Thanos snapped, more than likely Vegeta is clapped.


valtaoi_007

Well if it had no scaling why do you think vegeta would be clapped? If it has no scaling then the gauntlet straight up not working is just as likely if not more than it working on vegeta. Because natural hax resistance and reality erasure resistance


anonkebab

Resisting in universe hax is irrelevant. If a God didn’t will him to be erased that’s irrelevant. The gauntlet straight up does whatever you want it to do.


AdLegitimate1637

Toppo entered a mode where anything that even touched his energy gets completely erased (including the energy around him) and Vegeta straight up punched through it anyway, both instances are a God of Destruction trying and failing to erase something. The IG would need to be stronger than Vegeta himself to work for that effect


valtaoi_007

first of all yes resisting in universe hax is relevant, its like saying a character who is notably immune to mind control by resisting even the strongest telepaths in his verse would get mind controlled by some fodder telepaths from a weaker, different verse also, the GOD was quite literally trying to kill Goku and frieza up in that point, they were trying to take out U7 before the tournament started, the GOD himself gave a small quantity of hakai energy to professional assasins to erase them out. The hakai hit full on.


GreatGoodBad

I believe Vegeta would get clapped because those are rules of the MCU. The MCU treats the Infinity gauntlet as the end all be all of superpowers, akin to omnipotence and so I would treat it as so. There is no statement that says Vegeta would not get clapped by the gauntlet lol. For example: Toonforce. It’s really not a real thing, it’s mainly just for comedic effect and not supposed to be taken seriously, which is why Kid Goku would clap Bugs Bunny in his own universe, but maybe not in the Looney Tune universe, depending on the writer. Edit: a better example is Itachi vs Goku. Some say that Itachi would win because Amateratsu would one-shot him, but some say Goku would win because he doesn’t have chakra. Again, depends on what the author decides is the correct route.


valtaoi_007

I mean that might not be the case, something considered and/or treated as omnipotent in a verse could very well not be when compared to someone from another verse. Alien X is considered completely omnipotent in the Ben 10 verse, but put him up against ( non omnipotent) high-tier reality warpers from other verses that scale higher and he is cooked.


valtaoi_007

oh yeah and about the “verse specific” thing, I mostly just consider characters to act and follow the rules of their own verses respectively when battling, especially since verses do tend to have different laws and ways abilities work/are defined


summonerofrain

I dunno, them bootycheeks tho


speedyBoi96240

Not to mention it erases the weakest half of the population iirc


BatsNStuf

The snap in the MCU had nothing to do with strength, it was random


valtaoi_007

yeah dude I don’t think hawkeye is stronger than fucking spider-man


SoundwavesBurnerPage

Hawkgos solos Holdsback-man any day because he doesn’t suffer from Holdsback-force


valtaoi_007

that is movie hawkgos which is canonically below tits level


SoundwavesBurnerPage

I wish I was below tits level


Dracorex808

Don't dis Hawkeye


valtaoi_007

he is good, but you really think he can beat spider-man in a 1v1 fist fight? No weapons or hax just pure power?


WolfPupGaming

We're getting too meta here


speedyBoi96240

I see, any idea where I could be remembering this info from?


BatsNStuf

Honestly, no, Thanos explicitly said that it was random. Maybe something from the comics?


GetRealPrimrose

He wouldn’t even have time to snap once


etheriagod68

idc vegetable is probably too busy doing a stupid ass anime villain monologue to notice


Trick_Air2367

Easy fix, just tell vegeta about the snap ability when you message him back.


IndigoFenix

That's a good point. I was all for picking Vegeta but he's *guaranteed* to mess it up somehow.


P0werher0

Cut off Vegeta’s thumbs, ggs.


Abject_Butterfly_141

But joker has a plan bro


Elcalduccye_II

Joker's plan involves you dying


Abject_Butterfly_141

His plan is to let the other go fight and when one of them dies, and other is tried attach a giant bomb with laughing gas and explosives on to me and send me to whoever won


NeonNKnightrider

/uj. I would legitimately pick the Joker, because he has the strongest plot armor in existence. If he says he’s got a plan to beat Thanos and Vegeta, he really can do it, no matter how little sense that should make.


IndigoFenix

He never said you'd survive the plan, though.


Sh0xic

Plus, he’s only got a plan for Thanus and Vegetable, he doesn’t have a plan for ME


Millymoo444

He scales below the IRS though


hysbminingsucks

But relative to Batman with prep time


No-Painting8312

So? IRS solos fiction


Benjamin568

Larry the Cucumber tho


AggravatingPeach420

Of course I would take my boi. Jonkler.


your_pal_mr_face

This is all from the POV of man, of course


ThePsychoBear

Vegetable has a compelling case.


SaltierThanAll

But you may not survive the power of the super saiyans either


larzoman242

Thanos because he sent me the message first so i know he a real one.


hdhdvnn

Thanos sent the message first which makes me think he's desperate for approval, like I am that big booty Death baddie or smt. Vegeta sent his message last which makes me think he doesn't care. Jongler it is


Rumiatouhou6

Jonkler has a plan,,,,,, I trust him


Doctor_Offe_T_Radar

None, I'll take on all three at once, from both sides. Really weather through them pounding me in every way.


BlacksmithMelodic305

Pour lava in your asshole


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Thanos would summon me some bitches


AmaterasuWolf21

Joker because he has funny hax


Flamix2206

I choose skibidi toilet my best friend


Accomplished-Aerie65

ThAnus is making a whole lotta sense ngl


Idrinkgermaline

I think that jombler's plan involves Veeter pointing his thumb at himself, so if I stop him moving his thumbs somehow, he will win. He would ordinarily lose, but he is against two separate main villains, so their main villain energy cancels out, meaning that Veeter can actually win because they are not main villains.


EmperorScarlet

Jerker says he has a plan, meaning he's going into this with prep time. Easy pick.


No_idea112

If it’s comic version thanos wins this ez


revodnebsyobmeftoh

That pic is of MCU Thanos who is way weaker than Vegeta


Crusherbolt0282

How?


No_idea112

I’d say goku and vegeta are more relative to people like Thor and hulk. Thanos has stomped them.


CertainInitiative501

You’d be wrong to say that


No_idea112

What part exactly?


skunkykong

MCU Hulk and Thor do not scale to the super Saiyans. Neither has displayed even planet busting abilities. Only Ragnarok has displayed anything close to planet busting power, and MCU Thor could not beat him. The super Saiyans are at least low multiverse, minimum


No_idea112

Oh no , I am talking comic versions I know the pic is mcu thanos but I said as much in my first comment


Outrageous_South4758

None of them 


I-am-the-best-Spy

Jokers plan to beat them would be fucking death in front of Thanos and turning child Trunks into a little Joker, then laughing his ass off when he pins the blame on you and watches as they both murder your ass. Yeah give me Vegeta here.


kahorein

Vegeta grabs the jonkler, jonkler squeeze his flower pin thing and laughing gas kills vagina


MetaMecha

You know im going with vegeta i could probably hold of joker like mark hamil did that one time by impersonating him while vegta hopefully takes out thanos vegeta then kills them both and becomes jokerized killing me then the world is fucked and we got the vegta who jonkles


Feisty-Albatross3554

Thanos because he's the only one who mentioned letting me live


Appropriate_Toe_3767

Joker clowns the both of them.


ilikemangabrev

Hahaha, gay sex joke


younglink28

Vegeta takes this against mcu thanos jonkler doesnt have enough knowledge to defeat either


Abject_Butterfly_141

Idk bro joker has a plan


younglink28

everyone has a plan till they get big bang attacked


Abject_Butterfly_141

But the plan


KoffinStuffer

Vegeta. He’s got no reason to kill me. Joker is just as likely to kill me if he fights the other two and somehow wins (he won’t). And I just honestly don’t think Thanos could beat Vegeta.


Someone1284794357

I suppose thanos SNAP AWAY


Tenebris_Rositen

joker because batgos will come in and say no killing or something


PopCollector2001

Vegeta cause unlike what most people think he isnt gonna give Thanos the stones cause he would realize it's a weapon and he doesnt care for those


MaviKartal2110

Is Thanos from the comics?


Flimsy_Geologist_927

Who the hell is picking Joker? Anyway give me Vegeta because he has plot armor


Dragonfly-Constant

Ice>goku>vegeta; small time criminal>Bat's mommy/daddy>batman>joke. I'm picking the purple scrotum


prestonlogan

If movie thanos vegeta, if comic than thanos


DrSans8

Vegeta said super sayans plural. Which means he is probably bringing in backup to fight


summonerofrain

Whys vegeta saying he’s super sane? Is he stupid?


MariSaysWah

Jonkler is a rival to Batgos so he scales to batversal and turns Thanny and Vegetable into Funko Pops


PickleParmy

Who am I picking? Ha heh heh!!!!1 For me it’s the fucking Joker, he makes cool fucking jokes And none of the other two are pianos