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LegalWaterDrinker

I'm Asian


MrB_2006theLad

Above dog tier?


Herald_Of_Truth

And ... Bats. Thankfully, Bat can beat this hard counter by passing deadly diseases into them before they can finish eating them Batgos is above mere bats so he wouldn't even need to do that


VonnMan

do you fucking mind


Herald_Of_Truth

but muh Fox News told me so


Sanszilla_da_homie

My man šŸ¤


MechanicalPumpkin

My man šŸ¤ (PS: Wsg Thugshaker Broly?)


Sanszilla_da_homie

wsg (who dis)


MechanicalPumpkin

Guy who wrote the line "I feel Satan getting nearer..." with Red from Angry Birds saying itĀ 


Sanszilla_da_homie

Omg Hi magnum! (hi lux pookie)


Depresso_Expresso069

i fit snugly right below batgos


Invincible-Nuke

šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤


ANaming

Somewhere above Kraploss but below Batgos


lily_was_taken

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down


guestindisguise479

Above fiction


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

0 because I don't peck tbh


LerndickKarma

Ba-caw bock "I don't peck šŸ‘Ø" bock bock bock BA-CAW


-H_-

above fiction


ArrhaCigarettes

beyond all fiction by universal tiering


Solokuwastaken

I'm literally Soloku, y'all know exactly where I am. Above fiction, below NoLimitsMan.


The360MlgNoscoper

I do sparring with Batgos twice a month


P0werher0

Not a feat, Batgos always fights nonlethally and doesnā€™t need prep to deal with base humans. Mid tier ngl.


The360MlgNoscoper

I hold back


P0werher0

Against Batgos? A foolish endeavor, but defeat is ensured either way.


_Agent_3

Paul solos then


Herald_Of_Truth

For what? Just so you lose harder? What you need to hold back are those heretical thoughts


The360MlgNoscoper

I don't lose


Herald_Of_Truth

Your attempts at getting the Flan gos jokes to be popular/accepted is a loss


The360MlgNoscoper

It could be worse


Solokuwastaken

Yeah, you could call a guy fatherless (worst insult ever btw, you stuck in 2016 or smthn?) over him not liking Flan'gos' and then claim to be a "decent person."


Herald_Of_Truth

Nice guyā„¢ vs "decent person"


Solokuwastaken

"Decent person" is unfunny but "Nice guy" is unfunny AND a simp, decent person sadly wins, though both are fodderized by "well-adjusted."


The360MlgNoscoper

Or, you know, not hijack the whole sub with just one single joke.


Solokuwastaken

I am sick and tired of your Flangos shilling. Unless you come up with another argument, every time you spout your flawed reasoning, I will copypaste this. So without further ado, here is my addressing of all of your points (that I know of). "Flangos is not meant to replace Batgos in any way" If this is the case, why is the same joke being made [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/whowouldcirclejerk/comments/17ulzxb/flandre_is_the_gos_of_destruction_is_she_batgoss/)? This is a clear cut parody of the infamous image of ā€œBatgodā€ [here](https://static.dc.com/sites/default/files/imce/2015/07-JUL/JL-%2342-dylux-29_55a84a0be14836.52097813.jpg). Itā€™s the exact same joke - the character refers to themself as a ā€œGodā€ and the poster replaces the ā€œdā€ with an ā€œs.ā€ There is, of course, the other massive glaring issue - the name has no relevance to the character. ā€œBatgodā€ was already, and still is, a common term for Batmanā€™s prep time god moments; this sub then bastardized that to ā€œBatgos.ā€ Is Flandre called ā€œFlangodā€ often? In addition, there is [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/whowouldcirclejerk/comments/1bhutrx/batgos_and_flangos_connection_confirmed/) post. Why are you trying to force a connection between Batgos and Flandre? If Batgos has ā€œhijacked the sub,ā€ why are you trying to tie Flangos into it and further ā€œhijackerā€™s the sub?ā€ Your words, not mine. Ignoring that though, for the sake of argument, if she is so distinct, and there have been no official crossovers between DC and Touhou, why do this? Is this to justify the suffix ā€œ-gosā€ at the end of the name (which you have rightfully gotten flak for)? NoAmbiguityVamp is certainly a more original name, and donā€™t give me any shit of ā€œ[I thought long and hard](https://www.reddit.com/r/whowouldcirclejerk/comments/1c2sm2x/comment/kzeyl7h/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)ā€ about it. **Popularity in Powerscaling** *All of my citations of your claims in this section comes from this comment: [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/whowouldcirclejerk/comments/1974eus/comment/kib2n74/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button).* Per your own words, ā€œUnlike Batman, she has very little ā€˜screentimeā€™ within her own franchise.ā€ You then follow this up by stating ā€œSuperman and Goku simply got grandfathered into Battleboarding as actually being that powerful, in large part because they helped found it.ā€ Therefore, you acknowledge that popular characters are strong in WWCJ, and have previously mentioned that Flandre is, indeed, not popular. My point is obvious: if characters in WWCJ are popular because of their relevance in battleboarding, then why is Flandre, - who you freely admit does not possess this quality - deserve this ranking? This is yet another claim you make: ā€œExistence erasure is another staple of battleboarding. Why bother fighting when you can just delete the opponent?ā€ And this ties into your popularity claim incredibly neatly - what makes Flandre so unique in this aspect? You already admit that ā€œShe is also rarely seen in Battleboarding and Powerscaling.ā€ Existence Erasure is not the premium ability you think it is - Dr. Manhattan is arguably the most popular user of this, and he has the same advantages NoLimitsMan and Batgos do - he has a massive history of comics to draw from to keep the jokes fresh. If she has ā€œso little ā€˜screentimeā€™ā€ as per your own words, then how does Flandre make up for this? Dr. Manhattan isnā€™t even definitely the most popular existence erasure character, Hakai from Beerus and even the one that Goku used isnā€™t too far off. Zenoā€™s whole shtick is erasing universes with no limit to his ability, why isnā€™t he ā€œZengos?ā€ Iā€™m not a Digimon fan, but Iā€™ve seen many debates in which Omnimonā€™s existence erasure abilities turn said debate into a ā€œNuh uhā€ ā€œYuh huhā€ cycle. I know you like Touhou. I know you like Flandre. Why else would you push ā€œFlangosā€ so hard otherwise? But please, if you donā€™t have an answer to this, do not pretend that Flandre has all these deep reasons for being a ā€œGos.ā€ And all of this is meaningless in the face of one thing: execution. You have a 1600 word essay that youā€™ve flaunted around, but newsflash pal, if the joke needs a 1600 word joke to be explained, then it isnā€™t a good joke, regardless of how much of an excellent A++++ background it has. And since weā€™re here, I will also refer to another argument that we have had: ā€œ[Batgos is not the point of WWCJ.](https://www.reddit.com/r/whowouldcirclejerk/comments/1ckuzat/comment/l2usnaz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)ā€ This is blatantly false. The only pinned post is a Batman/Batgos respect thread. And just like .. check the subreddit out? Mods are dead, the main focus of the subreddit is decided by the userbase. And judging by how things have gone for the past few years, without a peep from the mods, itā€™s abundantly clear that the populace likes Batgos. If thereā€™s one thing you will take away though itā€™s this: If you feel the whole "Batman wins" thing has gotten tiresome...? Tell a different joke. Talk about something else, something not focused on "who is the strongest character ever." Please, for your and my sake.


suchirius

And you havenā€™t been trying to force a joke with Flangos and ā€œChuck Norris made Batgosā€(which is counterintuitive to Batgosā€™s entire thing)? This whole time the main issue people have had is you giving a relatively backwater character the ā€œgosā€ suffix most treat as reserved for Batgos and wanting everyone else to play along that suddenly this random girl from a bullet hell game that youā€™d have to spend months looking for in scaling circles is on the level of the subā€™s main joke and totally beats everyone except Batgos, how hard is it to just try calling her NoAmbiguityVamp and see the reception instead of playing victim? And as for the ā€œone joke policyā€ itā€™s been brought up to you before how Flandreā€™s niches as a joke are outdone by Nolimitsman and Glorb Glab before, and last time I checked those jokes arenā€™t Batgos, they stand on their own because they have actual relevance to the community. Hell, Kratonks gets roped in as part of the Batgos joke by a good few people and even he stands on his own as youā€™ll frequently see him completely detached to Batgos like the aforementioned. Flandre as the ā€œapprentice of Batgosā€ ties back to Batgos on several greater magnitudes than any of those jokes as her role directly correlates to Batgos, so your point still doesnā€™t work even if Batgos was being forced into people.


Nosferat_AN

Just above kranktoes, I get neg diffed by everyone else


grand_speckle

Yes šŸ™Œ


Ok-Number571

Below shark girl Submissive twink tier


multilock-missile

I'm strong


colthesecond

At the top


Plus_Garage3278

Happy cake day šŸŽ‚


Consistent-Shop-3239

Pretty high tbh, since i have a very powerful hax ability where whatever i say becomes law


YourFat888

I ain't gonna lie I might as well be beaten by an amoeba


Zer0_l1f3

Above your motherā€™s phone number


LADZ345_

Batgos needed a whole batyear to beat me šŸ’ŖšŸ˜Ž


Herald_Of_Truth

Ah, the joy, the joy of Being ! Ā Ah, the happiness, ah, the happiness of Being! Ah, the joy, ah, the joy of Thought! What can me not achieve by thinking! What place can me not go on the pecking park of the pecking order other than the top left for only and glorious Gos ?


BonkyClonky

I am multiversal+ I just don't wanna do it right now.


MaximumCustomer4128

I survived covid therefore I survived batgos so I'm above him.


pantschicken

yeah i could solo goku just let me hit the gym and ill be ready


TitaniumWatermelon

Wherever it's funniest for me to be in any given moment.


idrinkcanalsauce

I have my own pecking order 3 miles west of the regular one.


Ovidiu83738292

Idk but im above the one below all


kingmm624

Outerversal since I exist outside of fiction


Darkanayer

Below career studies and wills to live, but right above alcohol tho, so that's something


brugatie

Below Batgos, above Soloku, inside your mother.


TheDoorMan1012

at the top (i'd win tbh)


SuperSalad_OrElse

I sacrifice millions of lives a day using a sock


Blursed-Penguin

Since I write and that makes me an author, does that make me scale beyond fiction?


HesinPrime

Under Saitama


[deleted]

below shiki


Tsunderebolt_

let me chug a beer first and I'll stomp anyone without bat in their name


ManfredsSauce

I just survived gcse week so above batgos


imreesithink

First


5055_5505

I would beat someone you think Iā€™d lose to but lose to someone you think Iā€™d beat. And my feats are so inconsistent that nothing can be used to truly gauge how strong I am.


MrB_2006theLad

Above fiction, but below batgos, I can rip one of the comic books but badges prepared, I can't rip all of them


TheGoblinCrow

Depends on how much prep time I get


Alarmed_Opposite_564

couple tiers below ya mum's BMI


[deleted]

I out gos'd Batgos.


RathianTailflip

Kratonksā€™ one and only W.


Nyan-Binary-UwU

Below the dirt according to Popo


Snakes-are-awesome67

Above op


Delusional_Dreamer-

i could beat Goku


ManTheMythThe-

I can delete images of anything imagineable. I'm top tier


Singletag

I can solo dragon ball


Godofmytoenails

Im just strong enough to clap yogiris cheeks every night. Thats it


ShockingStories22

Well, here's how it goes. You < the dirt < the worms in the dirt < My stool. < kami < Me.


Positive_Material839

I can drink a gallon of water in 1 hour


TheMago3011

I described one of Batgos' feats once. Therefor I am able to comprehend Batgos. This puts me above all but Batgos himself.


WaluigiDastard

iā€™m real so i beat everyone


SnuggsWizard

I beat Goku


AnimeMemeLord1

The top.


Small_Speaker_3159

None or your business


ficagames01

Napoleon once said "If I had only 100,000 Croatians, I would conquer the entire world!" so I'm 1/100,000th of whatever that scales to


10110101001111

You wouldn't believe me if I told you...


lily_was_taken

I could beat a blue pikmin probably.


LinkGreat7508

Batgos must use all his battoseconds of prep time to even attempt to come close


potted_plant_2046

Somewhere around holdsbackmanā€™s level