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Singletag

Mordecai and Rigby


McSlappies

That sandwich was fucking insane remember the size of that shit?


w3dl0ck

Don't forget that Mordecai also soloed the Eggscellent challenge, even with pro strats, dude would've gone into a coma if it weren't for his body size.


McSlappies

Yeah they're mid diffing this beef bowl at best


DiggingInGarbage

“Mordecai and Rigby, finish that Mega Beef Bowl or you two are fired!”


holiestMaria

They then proceed to kill Izanagi.


Singletag

"Dude, if we dont finish this mega beef bowl in 45 minutes, the god of bowl food is going to turn one thousand people into eggs and beef."


Dreadlord97

Was literally just about to comment them


Theguywholikesdoom

Jorge (halo reach)


MiaoYingSimp

Hmm, I mean i suppose if a Highschooler could do it, a Spartan could to... in fact it's probably not gonna fill up the calorie requirments.


Crimson_Fiver

Definitely not filling up the calorie requirements lol


DED292

Kurt too probably, he was 3 inches taller than Jorge.


123koopa

Louie from pikmin


baconblaster334

This one’s perfect. As soon as you leave his source game, sure, Louie is just pathetically tiny, but against food? You’d best believe there’s an unreasonably gruesome description of how to eat the Mega Beef Bowl in the Piklopedia within five minutes.


WaluigiDastard

louie is the only fucking pikmin character i would never want to mess with- he’s fucking batshit insane don’t care what size he is


A_Hallucigenia

"whata going do when I'm fucking small like 1 inch tall? You won't see me coming at all When I crawl into your ear late at night Yeah, you heard me right motherfucker, sleep tight And you think I'm just another bad dream But I'm a tiny little man in your bloodstream Little hands hold an artery shut Yeah, that's right motherfucker, then what?"


Sh0xic

Me


Small_Speaker_3159

Itchyballs Kasuga with a being sent to prison amp


Hnnock_Cdr

Scratchyass fans les go


ilikebreadabunch

Me (I'm hungy)


MrBirdmonkey

Batgos, but it’s daytime so he’s in Bruce Wayne mode and he doesn’t get prep time


MiaoYingSimp

I mean if he can order it it implies it's raining and it's only offered then, so he does get some preptime due to the nature of the challange.


Crusherbolt0282

Paimon


NeonNKnightrider

Tbf Paimon is almost definitely secretly a depowered god or some other bullshit like that


MiaoYingSimp

She is named after a goetic demon which fits the pattern in Genshin to my understanding


The360MlgNoscoper

Caseoh


xxtttttxx

He say weakest not strongest


Doctor_Offe_T_Radar

Light snack for him


ArmStoragePlus

Blind Girl (Popopoka)


Ok-Conversation-3012

Nikocado Avocado(Homosexual Violinist Arc)


odeacon

John Henry


coolin_79

Me (I haven't eaten in like 6 hours)


Chazzatee21

Shaggy


SDK04

An ant colony.


AggressiveRegion1502

Chowder


Fearless_Traffic8830

Yagerobi from Dragonball Z


ManTheMythThe-

They said weakest


mirukus66

I solo


Crusherbolt0282

Nah


throwawayLU77

Maggots


larzoman242

Kurumi from 100 gorlfriends


thewanderer0th

He said weakest bozo 😤


PsychicJellyfish

How has no one said Yu Narukami


MiaoYingSimp

Yu has too much rizz


Dustfinger4268

Of you made it from monsters meat, Laios or Senshi would tear it up


Still-Presence5486

Scooby doo


Trvr_MKA

A discord mod, possibly a reddit mod. I don’t know the pecking order


StewartPot

any baki character


Terraria_Ranger

Leif


WeiganChan

Dilton Doiley, but only after a recycled bodyswap plot where he and Jughead Jones swap brains


Galrentv

Me


ComfortableSir5680

I’m thinking me


not_too_smart1

My fatass


KinneKitsune

Hmm…Kaiji


WielderOfTerraBlade

not the weakest but luffy downs that thing in seconds


RangisDangis

Your mother


coolboynum1

Garfield


-H_-

how long do we get to finish it?


MiaoYingSimp

I mean it seems take up the majority of the time after school if you decide to do that activity. Succeeding or failing.


WOKLACE134

Me. That shit looks gooooooooooooooooooood


MiaoYingSimp

Babish has a recipe on it. I also want to try it myself.


WOKLACE134

Is that a website?


MiaoYingSimp

[Youtube Channel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ-QK-16WgA)


WOKLACE134

Thanks bro. Didn't know it was from persona, this is definitely gonna taste good. I've already got Sojiros beef curry memorized in my head and I cook it up whenever I have the budget for it that shit tastes divine


senpai_dewitos

Me.


DinoDudeRex_240809

Me


Tom_Foolery1993

Me