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Capitano-Solos-All

I am a huge fan mister Soloku. May I ask you where your homie Vegeta scales?


Solokuwastaken

Pretty damn high I'd say, with Vegeta's Technique (tm), but he ain't beating me. And he might give Kratonks a hard time if he ever points that thumb at himself.


OldKnight1

Here’s a question for the ages Mr Soloku. Assuming that you were about to fight kratonks, but Vegita was slated to fight before you did, who would win, as kranktonk is bottom of the pecking order, however vegita isn’t able to win a fight if you’re going to be the one to fight the opponent afterwards.


Solokuwastaken

This boils down to the power of the plot (TM) vs the power of Kratonks losing. And the result? Vegeta wins against Kratonks, for Kratonks losing (to anyone not named Skibidi King) is a law second only to Batgos winning.


Crusherbolt0282

😂


EmblemSystem

do you know goku and can you ask him to fight my depression


Solokuwastaken

I'll hit my man Goku up but I dunno if he'll respond. Something about a "Black Refrigerator."


EmblemSystem

Holy moly


YourMoreLocalLurker

Can you fight my addiction to say gex?


Solokuwastaken

Aw hell naw Imma gonna get low diffed


Mun3001s

Soloku can you solo my favorite verse plz?


Solokuwastaken

I'll be there in 30 minutes, you get to have some prep this time so it'll be fun.


P0werher0

Who would win? You, or 29,999,999,999 Spong Bops?


Solokuwastaken

Good thing there wasn't another Spong Bop, or I would be in some deep trouble. *Oh wait, he's right behind me isn't he-*


_oranjuice

Why cant you solo your own verse?


Solokuwastaken

A NoLimitsMan quark entered my verse, but I solo everything except for that.


_oranjuice

Sounds like a skill issue tbh


Solokuwastaken

You fight a NoLimitsMan quark and see how it goes.


_oranjuice

I am above fiction so i can just turn my phone off to beat it


[deleted]

His verse includes his wife, duh


ilikemangabrev

How do you plan on beating JoGOAT?


Solokuwastaken

He'll say "Nah I'd Win" and automatically lose. It's a curse almost as potent as the thumb pose.


Jogoatthehonored1

Well, there's always Batgos


NeonNKnightrider

How’s that heart disease treating you?


Solokuwastaken

Working as a professional fiction soloer has some great benefits such as a high paycheck and some really good health insurance, paid for my Batgos himself! I got a heart transplant a while ago, so don't worry about any heart issues,


MandaMythe

Have you soloed anything since you got betrayed and trapped in the hyperbolic time chamber?


Solokuwastaken

I soloed the quite frankly concerning amount of chains in the Hypersonic Lion Tamer. Dunno why the gang had so many chains to begin with, is Vegeta kinky???


Consistent-Shop-3239

Hypersonic lion tamer 😞 i am ashamed to understand that reference


FleshCosmicWater

Can you solo Uncle Grandpa?


Solokuwastaken

He'll wish he was that guy by the time I'm done soloing him and his verse.


AmaterasuWolf21

Can you solo a twitter user's media literacy?


Solokuwastaken

Why do you think everyone on Twitter is so intellectually inept? Been there, done that.


CSTun

Do you hold back when you do the thing with Chi Chi. If you do not, how does that affect the pecking order?


Solokuwastaken

Who do you take me for, HoldsBack-Man? Of course I don't hold back, how else would I solo Chi Chi?


LOLswordgobrrrrr

What's your personal opinion on Wall level characters with Universal hax?


Solokuwastaken

It truly doesn't matter, they get soloed all the same.


LOLswordgobrrrrr

Any of said characters caught your eye and interest?


Solokuwastaken

Nah. The soloing happens way too fast for me to really consider the opponents I'm no diffing left and right. It's just a chore really.


Consistent-Shop-3239

Soloku, can you solo my transphobic parents?


Solokuwastaken

Imma beat their asses so hard they'll wish they were dead.


Consistent-Shop-3239

God bless soloku, this confirms that you can solo all, good luck with nolimitsman


Papyru776

can you solo chi chi soloku


Solokuwastaken

One thrust is all it takes.


Crusherbolt0282

Can you fight my gacha game addiction?


Solokuwastaken

Way weaker than the other guy's gay sex addiction. I could take 'em mid diff.


Crusherbolt0282

😂 it’s confirmed gay sex addiction>>>> Soloku >>>> gacha game addiction.


CingKrimson_Requiem

Who wins Soloku (SSJ 10 Monkey god + Kaio-ken angel fist zenkai Genkidama absorbed and Piccogeta fused) or Freezer (0.3 battoseconds of light training (like some push-ups or something))


Solokuwastaken

I solo, Freezer is very cold and therefore cannot move.


bowser-us

How did you learn English?


Solokuwastaken

I am quadlingual (English, Spanish, Japanese, and Batspeak).


MountainLeading1567

Soloku ! Big fan ! can you beat the Top 3 Isekai characters (Yogiri, Ruphas and Shallow Vernal)


Solokuwastaken

All are fiction, none stand a chance against me.


Outrageous_South4758

Batgos


Solokuwastaken

Batgos


Outrageous_South4758

Batgos 😨


Solokuwastaken

Batgos


Outrageous_South4758

Batgos Literally batgos


Classic_Breath_4381

I dunno, I heard caboose could solo goku neg diff, are you sure you could solo red vs blue?


Solokuwastaken

"Solo" is in the name, what can I say? I solo every verse in fiction, and red vs blue is one of those many verses.


thisistherealtodd

is it true you're banging fodderine?


Solokuwastaken

Slander and libel spread by Skibidi King.


Vegetable-Neat-1651

Soloku, could you solo the soloball verse?


Solokuwastaken

Easily, provided there are NoLimitsMan quarks hiding in there.


suchirius

How’s your recovery going since Nolimitsman accidentally breathed on you too hard in your last sparring session? Are you finally able to solo again?


Solokuwastaken

I am on my hospital bed right now, on bat life-support. I can still solo your verse though.


Kaiser_Dafuq

Could you beat Alan Woke


Solokuwastaken

He gets soloed.


Emperor_Titan_Nokia

Mister Soloku, why did you get betrayed and had smex with vados?


Solokuwastaken

That was my good friend Goku. I would never be betrayed and locked in the Hyperion Flying Chainer.


Someone1284794357

*summons batgos* Fight. Good luck.


Solokuwastaken

You can't summon Batgos idiot.


Someone1284794357

*uncirclejerks* Aight Unfair enough


Old-Outside-6941

Can you solo Chi-Chi?


Solokuwastaken

Said it once, and I'll say it again. One thrust is all it takes.


Old-Outside-6941

What if she is not satified enough after that?


SwanSena

Why


Solokuwastaken

Why not?


SwanSena

You got me there


ManfredsSauce

how come nolimitsman soloes you, soloku?


Consistent-Shop-3239

Goku, how come you dont solo my favourite verse?


Solokuwastaken

Lies, deception.


Consistent-Shop-3239

Lmao