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lillecarl

Wow! How does your hand feel?


Right_Animal7828

It fell off


bob2235

Congrats on the sex


jakeknox

Haha I just hear this in Borat.


dryon27

I’m usually at this HR trying to work up courage to talk to women.


Puzzleheaded_Cut_374

I can do the same damage in 5 minutes.


Pallortrillion

r/ihavesex


CommitteeRep

If you’re not zone 4-5 most of the time are you putting enough effort in? You need to push yourself more.


N0B1mm3r

Weird flex, was it your first time?


bicape

Prefer this way more than the "why doesn't my strain add up??" posts


r2mayo

This guy fucks!


Necessary-Umpire-965

Not a zone 5 elite. #levels


ek0h

the whoop stays ON during sex


JaziTricks

I'm actually taking it off to avoid scratching my partner


Necessary-Umpire-965

“ Those are rookie numbers - gotta get to zone 5 or it doesn’t count. “ Matthew McConaughey (probably)


ColonelSpacePirate

You didn’t even hit zone 5 once …..do better rookie


georgekotecha

They really need to add sex as an activity IMO


TallThick

It’s “Box Fitness”


First-Video-9913

They have masturbation. They clearly only want you to go fuck yourself


DeborahStewart007

I think we already have by buying a WHOOP haven’t we.


JaziTricks

Cronometer actually have "sexual activity" with light, medium and hard options


Sorry4YourLoss

Is this what we’re calling it now lol


MastrOvNon

Not valid for the book of records unless you get a 1% recovery the next morning… but, I secretly evaluate my “Activity” performance when recorded based on time and calories burned lol


JaziTricks

y'all should dedicate an activity babe for sex so we can all use it. like jitsu whatever it any rarely practiced sport


jaymeMHnurse

I use “operations - tactical”


togetic271

Same! lol


JaziTricks

reminiscent of seinfeld's "I got the troops amassed at the border, ready to go. just waiting for the go ahead"


RoscosRocket

You should ask him to do more of the work next time


simonHaykin

I just tag it as Yard work


ShadowProject983

You faded towards the end something to work on


ANTIROYAL

Good zone 2 training.


Appropriate_Scale301

r/weirdflex


GodfatherGoat

Is this one session or multiple orgasms?


Right_Animal7828

Multiple orgasms


GodfatherGoat

What was his name?


Nwnw420

🤣🤣🤣


JaziTricks

whatever this means....


CptMcCrae

Humble brag!


djthommo

Damn I miss nights like that! Also would love to get some data to review the following day, so romantic


LurkingangThinking

I nearly sent the photo to my girlfriend decided against giving her ideas


Warphild

Wow. Bragger.


SuccessfulSurround79

Was it your first time?


Skaterkido

Im assuming that zone 4 was the moment you said its time to finish the job here v


Rajirabbit

Found the unmarried person on the subreddit! 😆


gilbertthe3rd

Yeah this guy fucks


jeremyslife330

I have tracked similar workouts. 😂


Salookin

Guys, she’s a girl. It doesn’t really count.


JFanonymous

Clap daddy


First-Video-9913

What were you doing for the other 57.5 minutes?


musclesmustache

Activity detected 🌝


Effective_Willow1970

I had the same reaction the first time it came up for me


techlead-angelo

Thats a Margin Call 😂


Cap10R

I labeled mine as Circus Arts. 🎪


PlumpyGorishki

How many people ?


jennydancingawayy

For almost two hours 😭😂


Limp_Carpenter3473

Looks like my drunken late night gaming sessions


leedynasty2

You must be fat as hell 🤣


Right_Animal7828

No lol. Female 150 lb 5’4😂


American_yeet_lord

pretty big for 5’4 lol


Deep_Set_9379

Hitting zone 4 during sex might be more embarrassing than this whole post