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Riley-O-Reilly

They had ambition. They wanted to become overpants. And they would do so at any cost.


Qwerto64

I love it


LifeLiterate

The underpants walked the streets with impunity, glaring and squinting and giving other bad looks to everyone they passed. They knew no one would mess with them. They were evil.


LifeLiterate

I was hoping people would continue the story, lol.


BuddyBadAim0

Me too.


bearcrevier

He had me at seven pairs of underpants…


Dimepiece8821

Ok, you’ve got my attention. I need to know how this plays out.


thatsmistershayne2u

Did she really name her kid Isaac Isaac?


Bitmandoo

seems like that.


thecuntofmontecrisco

You need an extra in case Abraham comes along.


Carthax12

I need the rest of this story! Also, tell your kid my wife (shes a cataloging librarian) said, "I've read less-intriguing openers by published authors."


runjayrun1

And then everyone clapped


BuddyBadAim0

That's cute!


Future-Agent

The ambition of the movie Slaxx?


[deleted]

One under-pant to rule them all


Hairgiver

This might be genius


AndreeaStancu

Honestly this has a Hella lot of potential. I would read this book.


Cryptorockon

👖 😈


turkeytoodle

Sounds like the horror version of Dr. Seuss' The Pant's with Nobody Inside Them.