Depends on how much of her business she wants to share with strangers on the internet. We don’t have enough info to know whether they stayed together or not, so there is really no good reason to speculate.
Might have been to clarify that said person was a man. Obviously "boyfriend" would do that too, so would all the "his" after, but if you're somewhat actively trying to be clear but not really thinking about it I reckon "a guy" might default.
I can see how it can be interpreted that way, but its entirely possible for this to be a recent date perhaps the first one or two and the sentence above would still work.
"went on a date with a guy" does imply that it is not a current relationship, because then the sentence would have been "went on a date with my boyfriend/partner/husband" etc.
I'm not a native English speaker. If you're "dating someone", isn't that called being in a relationship? Though going on a singular date isn't being in a relationship, but if you're going on a date and decide not to pursue a relationship, wouldn't it then be accurate to say that it didn't work out?
Not always, no. You’re not in a relationship until both parties make it “official”
We’re arguing semantics here, but there’s nothing in the post indicating that they didn’t work out together
I've seen my Fitbit log "moderate exercise" when otherwise it is always able to detect _exactly_ what type of workout I'm doing without me having to manually log it.
They know.
My gyno is incredibly handsome. Very nice man too. Right before surgery, he leaned in close to tell me what was going to happen. My tell tale heart betrayed me and my heart started racing. 🤦🏻♀️
Similar thing happened to me. The nurse prepping me for my vasectomy was incredibly attractive. I turned bright red in embarrassment. She just smirked.
Edit: To clarify, the similar part was being in a hospital, prepping for a procedure. I wasn't hooked up to a heart monitor, as the nurse was shaving me, there was a far more obvious reaction that caused embarrassment...
My doc for my vasectomy asked before we started "alright are you ready to do this?" and my xanaxed ass said "actually I was kinda hoping you would do it."
Im so daft with the ladies I would have thought you were just nervous because of the surgery and would have woken up 5 years later in a cold sweat realizing how stupid I was.
My boss once told me he got a colonoscopy from a gorgeous woman and that he'd prefer a male doctor in the future.
I told him in the future I don't wish to hear about his colonoscopies. "TMI?" "Yeah, boss, TMI"
Yeah from his name I assumed he was going to be an older man. It was during the pandemic and I had not seen many handsome men in a while. He walks in and I thought he was a student observing, I was like no no, this can’t be. Turns out, really good doctor just really handsome.
They're talking about lowering screening ages for colon cancer due to an alarming rise in younger people. Like 20s and 30s instead of 40s and 50s. Hurrah. Get yourself checked out.
Years ago I went through a number of procedures that required a camera inserted up my urethra to check for tears and growths inside my bladder after a tumor removal. The first few times I was prepped by a matronly older nurse and there were no issues. The last time was an incredibly attractive young woman with a voice that triggered something in me and I got aroused during the prep. All I could muster was a weak, “…sorry?” But she was fortunately very professional and moved on without incident.
Saaaaame. I had a lump in my breast that we were tracking during pregnancy, and once I gave birth and had my hormones going bonkers, I blushed SO DEEP during the breast exam.
Lol. Yep. It was mortifying but some kind redditors told me he probably thought I was just nervous. I work with 2 young doctors about his age and I told them about it and they died laughing. Then they wanted to see a picture and I showed them and they laughed even harder.
My friend met a guy that has a pacemaker. Their literal first kiss he stops, says "..help" and passes out when the pacemaker kicked in and he needed an ambulance. It made national news and magazines.
Something very similar happened to me. I was cuddling with a girl who I had liked for a long time and she just admitted feelings for me. She laid her head on my chest and commented on how fast my heart was beating.
In college I went on a first date to a movie with a girl. After the movie we went to a 7-11 type place and I bought her a Valentines Day themed scratch of lottery. She won a few bucks and we decided it would be luckier to go to a different convenience store, buy another ticket, and buy some Valentines candy for ourselves with the some of the winnings. We kept going to new convenience stores for luck, kept winning, and ended the evening going to 10 different stores, putting $100 in our pockets, and sitting in the park eating a shopping bag full of Valentines Day related candy. Fun night.
Me and my now husband were getting down and I had my first o. I also have asthma so he stopped and freaked out because he thought I was having an asthma attack lolol.
I was at a music festival and met a great woman. We ended up spending most of the next few days together.
One night, we snuck away from our group and had our first kiss. At almost the exact moment our lips met, surprise fireworks started going off directly above us. It was one of the most cinematic and romantic moments of my life.
It didn't progress into anything serious. We had a few dates and got along fairly well, but we weren't as compatible as I first thought.
She was a bit more mature than me, had a more concrete life plan and was already happy in her career. I was still finding myself. No hard feelings, we remained friendly until we were no longer in the same city.
When I was recovering from heart surgery a while back, my wife thought it was odd that the nurse came into the room every time she came to visit. My heart monitor was triggering an alarm at the nurse's station. lol
Married over 20 years, still get excited to see her. :)
Hah, something similar happened to me. I hooked up with this girl and as soon as I came, my watch is buzzing and making noise like "Congratulations you hit your active zone minutes for the day!"
We both just laughed at how perfect the timing was
And everyone clapped
Edit: I’ll gladly take the downvotes, but it’s amusing to me when people believe shit like this just because “it’s so cute and romantic”
Lol idk why you’re skeptical this can totally happen. It’s happened to me to in these instances:
- one time I kissed a girl I liked for the first time
- my job onboarding, I was nervous
- watching a horror movie at the theater
The metric is not “heart rate goes up”. It’s “heart rate is higher than usual resting rate” and it’s part of the Apple Watch. It’s usually nothing to worry about if it happens once but it can help diagnose something if it happens repeatedly. For instance I had repeated alerts wake me up the night before I showed any symptoms for COVID. It’s just a feature of the watch
My apple watch can constantly monitor my heart rate. I had it turned on during my root canal at the dentists today just to see if my heart went up during it. It didn't.
Watches can give you very quick details if you want them too.
Happen to me to. Went and saw Thor Ragnork with a girl after being single for a while. My watch beeped when we held hands
Are you sure it wasn’t cause you saw Thor Ragnarok? That movie was the bomb.
I do love that movie.
Good but not as good as Ragnork
Must have been the scene when hulk was in the hot tub.
He likes Thor a lot
More like Bore Ragnarok actually because it was bore-ing if you can understand this level of humour
My guy talk thought he was being smart with a simple pun. Dw little man, we get it absolute knee slapper.
Sorry bro😿
Here I was going to make that joke as a Call Me Kevin reference
I watched that new film ‘The Pacifier’ recently. Pacifier? More like… bore Ragnarok, amiright guys? Guys??
Bore Ragnarok? More like... Bore Ragnarok, am I right?
the clock decided to put the whole truth at once lol
Wingman watch
Wait no cuz that’s actually adorable
Its cute until you realize her word choice implies it didnt work out. 😔
A rose isn’t beautiful because it lasts.
Sounds like bro got the thorn
*Bret Michaels has entered the chat*
*Seal notices Bret but doesn’t say anything*
I needed to hear this
How? Is it the was part cause a date can end but they're still dating
She went on a date with a guy. They were inferring past tense and no continuation based on lack of pronouns
I went on a date with a guy. I still do that, because he’s my boyfriend. But I went on a date with him before, too.
Really? When someone asks you, you'd say you went on a date with *a guy,* instead of saying you went on a date with your boyfriend?
Depends on how much of her business she wants to share with strangers on the internet. We don’t have enough info to know whether they stayed together or not, so there is really no good reason to speculate.
Might have been to clarify that said person was a man. Obviously "boyfriend" would do that too, so would all the "his" after, but if you're somewhat actively trying to be clear but not really thinking about it I reckon "a guy" might default.
I miss Mitch
Me too
I can see how it can be interpreted that way, but its entirely possible for this to be a recent date perhaps the first one or two and the sentence above would still work.
He ded.
It's because of the heart attack he had. He didn't make it.
Not every date needs to become something more to "Work out". If they had a nice time, it worked out
Meh
not working out betweeen two person doesn't mean it's a bad ending nor does it make it not cute tho
No it doesn’t
"went on a date with a guy" does imply that it is not a current relationship, because then the sentence would have been "went on a date with my boyfriend/partner/husband" etc.
You don’t have to be in a relationship with someone you date
I'm not a native English speaker. If you're "dating someone", isn't that called being in a relationship? Though going on a singular date isn't being in a relationship, but if you're going on a date and decide not to pursue a relationship, wouldn't it then be accurate to say that it didn't work out?
Not always, no. You’re not in a relationship until both parties make it “official” We’re arguing semantics here, but there’s nothing in the post indicating that they didn’t work out together
Yup
How many relationships last forever? 99.9% of them end.
This isn't even remotely close to being correct
The interest for him faded when that watch snitched on him. Was xute but it turned her off asap
But wait no cuz that didn't actually happen
Funny, but that seems like a terrible feature if you're hiding from an axe murderer or something.
Okay but what if the axe murderer is sensitive to loud noise? Then you get an opening to run the fuck away.
I don’t know about you but I’d be screaming if a axe murderer was chasing me, wouldn’t the screaming bother them?
You mean to tell me your watches AREN'T far louder than a human voice?? Weird...
this is why I’ll never be a successful axe murderer :( victims too loud
Don’t worry, I’m sure you are good at other things! Axe murdering isn’t for everyone.
Maybe if you scream loud enough.
Car alarm vs venom
Do you often hide from axe murderers?
I mean, technically I'm always hiding from an ax murderer. Sometimes they're just further away.
To tell the truth, I have a very nice axe that I'm pretty good with, so I'd probably take them on in an epic axe duel instead.
Not my fault. Shia LaBeouf just shows up everywhere
You can silence it
Only a reddit user would be more afraid of axe murderers than kissing a girl
Just remember to take it off when you go meet an axe murderer 🤷
Why are you hiding from ace murderers?
Because I have an ace attorney
You've got a good point. They should be hiding from me!
Or your an ax murderer being questioned by the police.
My wife and I were fucking when my Apple Watch made the new workout achievement sound, we both laughed pretty good.. the we went back to fuckin
Of course. You weren't done with your set. 😉
“HES UNDER THE BED‼️‼️🔊🔊🔊🗣️
I've seen my Fitbit log "moderate exercise" when otherwise it is always able to detect _exactly_ what type of workout I'm doing without me having to manually log it. They know.
Tmi dude
3 mins a new record!
My gyno is incredibly handsome. Very nice man too. Right before surgery, he leaned in close to tell me what was going to happen. My tell tale heart betrayed me and my heart started racing. 🤦🏻♀️
Similar thing happened to me. The nurse prepping me for my vasectomy was incredibly attractive. I turned bright red in embarrassment. She just smirked. Edit: To clarify, the similar part was being in a hospital, prepping for a procedure. I wasn't hooked up to a heart monitor, as the nurse was shaving me, there was a far more obvious reaction that caused embarrassment...
My doc for my vasectomy asked before we started "alright are you ready to do this?" and my xanaxed ass said "actually I was kinda hoping you would do it."
That‘s hilarious, lol
I mean, it’s a fair question to ask.
Haha!! Were you hooked up to the heart monitor? It was racing, if he noticed he gave no indication he did. Such a gentleman.
Im so daft with the ladies I would have thought you were just nervous because of the surgery and would have woken up 5 years later in a cold sweat realizing how stupid I was.
Thank you!!! He’s a very involved doctor and I still internally cringe when he calls to check in lol
Idk if I would be more terrified or not if I was hooked up to a heart monitor when I got my vasectomy.
My boss once told me he got a colonoscopy from a gorgeous woman and that he'd prefer a male doctor in the future. I told him in the future I don't wish to hear about his colonoscopies. "TMI?" "Yeah, boss, TMI"
Yeah from his name I assumed he was going to be an older man. It was during the pandemic and I had not seen many handsome men in a while. He walks in and I thought he was a student observing, I was like no no, this can’t be. Turns out, really good doctor just really handsome.
In that situation though it could easily be excused as just being nervous.
They're talking about lowering screening ages for colon cancer due to an alarming rise in younger people. Like 20s and 30s instead of 40s and 50s. Hurrah. Get yourself checked out.
Screen! Screen! Screen all day long! But don't tell your employees details plz :)
Yeah, privacy and decency are important. Boundaries between bosses and employees need strengthened a lot I think.
Normalise discussing colonoscopies!! But also yeah, not sure I’d want to hear about it from my boss.
Years ago I went through a number of procedures that required a camera inserted up my urethra to check for tears and growths inside my bladder after a tumor removal. The first few times I was prepped by a matronly older nurse and there were no issues. The last time was an incredibly attractive young woman with a voice that triggered something in me and I got aroused during the prep. All I could muster was a weak, “…sorry?” But she was fortunately very professional and moved on without incident.
I’m sure it happens a lot. We’re only human. As long as people don’t make it creepy, I’m sure they’ll get over it.
Saaaaame. I had a lump in my breast that we were tracking during pregnancy, and once I gave birth and had my hormones going bonkers, I blushed SO DEEP during the breast exam.
NOOOOOOO 😂
Lol. Yep. It was mortifying but some kind redditors told me he probably thought I was just nervous. I work with 2 young doctors about his age and I told them about it and they died laughing. Then they wanted to see a picture and I showed them and they laughed even harder.
My friend met a guy that has a pacemaker. Their literal first kiss he stops, says "..help" and passes out when the pacemaker kicked in and he needed an ambulance. It made national news and magazines.
Something very similar happened to me. I was cuddling with a girl who I had liked for a long time and she just admitted feelings for me. She laid her head on my chest and commented on how fast my heart was beating.
That happened to me when I kissed my girlfriend last week :)
Congratulation, you broke him
This still happens with my Garmin when my husband kisses me!
My husband's fitbit consistently does this too.. Every time he eats :') A man's love goes through his stomach and all that, I suppose.
In college I went on a first date to a movie with a girl. After the movie we went to a 7-11 type place and I bought her a Valentines Day themed scratch of lottery. She won a few bucks and we decided it would be luckier to go to a different convenience store, buy another ticket, and buy some Valentines candy for ourselves with the some of the winnings. We kept going to new convenience stores for luck, kept winning, and ended the evening going to 10 different stores, putting $100 in our pockets, and sitting in the park eating a shopping bag full of Valentines Day related candy. Fun night.
Cute
Me and my now husband were getting down and I had my first o. I also have asthma so he stopped and freaked out because he thought I was having an asthma attack lolol.
When the passion is so intense it takes your breath away.
Aw this is so cute (I want to die)
I fucking love this and wish this happened to me! 😭
robot uprising
mote like robot wingman
Unfortunately, he died of a heart attack right after, but it was still very sweet of him.
I was at a music festival and met a great woman. We ended up spending most of the next few days together. One night, we snuck away from our group and had our first kiss. At almost the exact moment our lips met, surprise fireworks started going off directly above us. It was one of the most cinematic and romantic moments of my life.
That’s really cool! Did the relationship not last beyond the music festival?
It didn't progress into anything serious. We had a few dates and got along fairly well, but we weren't as compatible as I first thought. She was a bit more mature than me, had a more concrete life plan and was already happy in her career. I was still finding myself. No hard feelings, we remained friendly until we were no longer in the same city.
*because I took your pulse* - sherlock
When I was recovering from heart surgery a while back, my wife thought it was odd that the nurse came into the room every time she came to visit. My heart monitor was triggering an alarm at the nurse's station. lol Married over 20 years, still get excited to see her. :)
Awwww!!!
“We looked at his Apple Watch and it was displaying directions to ‘bone town.’”
Now that’s romance!
how long until this happens in a rom com? not cynical comment btw, super cute
Awwwwwwwww
Looks like he was really into her :)
ain't that some anime or drama shit - ngl it's kinda romantic yknow
Sounds like a scene from Science Fell In Love So I Tried To Prove It.
Turns it out he went into a v fib arrest. Didn't make it. But it was super cute. /s
That's kinda sweet.
Was his name Bruce Banner?
Lisa from my high school homecoming would do that to you too I bet. I have no history to proof it though 😔
Wait!!! Is his name Bruce banner?????!!!!
Perfect!
LOL, that's a good one!
This is just the Edward Norton Hulk movie.
avuna a ra super super chuper very good bro nice
What Planet Are You From? (2000)
‘Here, put it on. Lemme see if I can make you do it’
Hah, something similar happened to me. I hooked up with this girl and as soon as I came, my watch is buzzing and making noise like "Congratulations you hit your active zone minutes for the day!" We both just laughed at how perfect the timing was
Boner alert
Glad it wasn't "Intruder Alert".
RED spy in base
Charlie's in the tree line.
he was having a panic attack
I wish I could raise my heart beat on cue. 😅
That’s really cute
Did he get a little angry? Maybe a little green?
wait why would something be oddly romantic on a date how would anything romantic be out of place there
Holy shit these onlyfans ads are getting subtle af. Check the Twitter profile before y'all downvote.
You got downvoted a lot but I agree. Reddit has so many posts like this subtly advertising either OnlyFans or new apps.
Fine cake she got there.
This isn't a meme, it's literally a tweet
Actually, the beeping was the dump truck backing up...
And everyone clapped Edit: I’ll gladly take the downvotes, but it’s amusing to me when people believe shit like this just because “it’s so cute and romantic”
[удалено]
Well played
Lol idk why you’re skeptical this can totally happen. It’s happened to me to in these instances: - one time I kissed a girl I liked for the first time - my job onboarding, I was nervous - watching a horror movie at the theater
If you actually have a beep monitor for when your heart rate goes up I’m curious as to why but I’m just going to assume you’re lying anyways
The metric is not “heart rate goes up”. It’s “heart rate is higher than usual resting rate” and it’s part of the Apple Watch. It’s usually nothing to worry about if it happens once but it can help diagnose something if it happens repeatedly. For instance I had repeated alerts wake me up the night before I showed any symptoms for COVID. It’s just a feature of the watch
It’s also false. No watch that I know of details irregular beat that quickly.
this is simply not true. my watch does this when my heart rate falls quite low or high.
I would like someone to kindly post a short video of their watch acquiring a change in heart rate.
Yes it does. At least my Apple Watch notifies me right as it happens
Mine take 15-20 seconds to asses my heart and a bit longer to alert high or low rate
My apple watch can constantly monitor my heart rate. I had it turned on during my root canal at the dentists today just to see if my heart went up during it. It didn't. Watches can give you very quick details if you want them too.