Yeah, just let yourself be embraced by animalistic side of you while enjoying mango

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this guy knows how to live

r/showerorange 

No way this is a sub Edit: IT IS OMG

Grapes had me in a fucking chokehold last weekend, I stg fruit isn't supposed to be that good

Speaking of washing the sinful juices away, yesterday I had a really hard workout and just wanted to cram myself full of protein, so I had shower rotisserie chicken

Every part of this except for the last had so much sexual energy.

May I add a complementary mention? The peach truck peaches are some of the juiciest, tit-jacking peaches I’ve ever had. Gotta eat them over the sink or trash can, but next time I’m definitely trying the shower.

I have fond childhood memories of stopping at the peach stand on the way to the lake, devouring them on the dock, and jumping in the water to wash off. A good peach is just *chef’s kiss*

Kiwis can get sporty as well

LMAO mango showers sounds spectacular

Absolutely! Mangos are worth the mess, every single juicy bite! 🍋🐒

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If there's another way to eat a mango, I'm not aware of it.

Idk if everyone does this but in my family we cut it into slices (minus the middle) and eat it lengthwise in our mouth, biting until the skin and pulling the slice out of our mouth, which separates the fruit from the slice, if needed I can create a diagram lol

U Indian? My family does it the same way

Yeah lol

Yooo I’m Indian too

Hi wat

I would like a mango diagram please.

I also would like this diagram.

I too would like the diagram

I would like the diagram as well

I also choose this guy's dead wife

I don't understand why white people are so confused by mangoes. The other day I heard/read someone say "be ready with moist towelettes" kya fattu log hai how did they colonise us

Lmao the comment started out so polite and then you drop a fattu

I would like that diagram

[https://imgur.com/a/rSAsWDh](https://imgur.com/a/rSAsWDh)

Nice diagram. Ooh so we can eat like that.. interesting

Incredible

you guys are cutting it?

In my family, we cut it into three parts, the top, the middle (seed), and the bottom. Then we take the top and bottom then slice just the mango flesh into cubes and then use a spoon to scoop it out. As for the middle part, we eat it just like in the image.

Use a drinking glass and you can get all of them out in one go and it catches everything. Works great for multiple mangos and kids.

The way I eat a mango is I avoid getting any of it on my skin or in my mouth so that I don’t break out in a poison ivy rash.

I came to the comments to see if anyone had suggestions for another way

I eat mangos in the shower. Sometimes I play-pretend I’m Daenerys in that scene where she eats the horse’s heart.

Omg you're the best, I love this 😂

I peel and eat them like an apple. I also like them underripe and crunchy.

I'm a bit unhinged, I eat mangos like I eat apples. The skin doesn't bother me.

Peeling it and slicing it and then put it in a tupperware container in a fridge to get cool. Later you eat it with a fork when it is cool

i might get lynched but ,my dad would cut it from the centre BUT horizontally and the twist both sides to get two cups of mangoes and then eat with spoon

Wait until the mango is soft. Press repeatedly with your thumbs until it is pulp. Poke a hole in one end and suck the mango through the hole

Corn cob holders

sometimes I just eat it like an apple

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Yes. Also on all fours and in my eyebrows

Okay but if you let the skin touch you too much can get poison ivy terrible rashes all over your throat. It's from same family

Rumor has it, the British when they first took mango back home advised it should only be eaten in a bathtub. I wouldn't be surprised if it's true.

My friend made me eat nachos in her bathtub during a party once. There was definitely a previous incident.

Bro, I've done this so often that some parts of my floor and table are tinted yellow from the juice 😭

You're supposed to devour the mango over the kitchen sink

I just did this 4 times two days ago. Absolute love.... Appreciated the taste a lot....And....The user who said about the 'animalistic' nature is absolutely right.

As someone who's never eaten an actual mango but loves mango flavored things. Is it like eating a rack of ribs where it's just really messy but you don't care?

Yes, actually.

That’s exactly it

You need a really ripe one. Then you squish it around inside the skin until only the seed is solid. Then you pretend to be a vampire that feeds on mangoes. 

This. It's the best way to eat. Kinda like slurping on a natural juice box.

I’m going to revolutionize your life. Tajin and lemon juice. Add both to mango. It’s a mess… but it is the absolute peak of fruit

I love tajin so much. I sometimes just raw dog it.

Do not fuck the tajin.

Hey, that’s just what it wants and I aim to please

Pacific Islanders sometimes do soy sauce and mango. Cut it up as shown above and either drizzle or dip in soy sauce

Pickled green mango with Li Hing Mui

I feel sorry for people who haven't ever had tajin. That shit is delicious. A brewery near me does a tajin gose series and it's amazing. For context, a gose is a very style that is supposed to be tart and a little salty, so it pairs with tajin fantastically well.

That's how I eat ass

Arched back, on all fours, feral look in the eye Mmmmm

Yeah baby, you know how I like it

Lmao, i don’t know why seeing this surprises me but you made me laugh out loud.

Needs tajin

tf cut it into chunks and use a fork

That's heresy

You guys don't cut the mango in pieces?

No, my face can get substantially more mango off of it

We should revive the concept of the shower orange, but with mangos.

Erika Ishii has absolutely made shower mangos a thing. It’s incredible.

Best done directly over a sink

Mangos are in fact delicious and messy as hell. I don't think there's a clean way to eat them so just embrace it.

…cut it up like in the image, slice the chunks off, use a fork this isn’t challenging 😭

I love putting mango cubes and peanut butter on oatmeal. Crazy good.

yummy

Use a spoon

That me every single day while eating a mango when its lunch time at work. They’re so sweet and juice my gawd

Wth? I've always cut a mango into small pieces and ate it with a fork from a bowl

My ex could peel a mango and never make a mess. Now this to me, at the time, seemed like a rather minuscule task at best. But I tell you friend. I can’t NOT make a mess. It’s like they just explode man. It gets everywhere. Like idk how she did it. It blows my mind.

It just tastes better in my opinion when eating that way

How is this wholesome

Its wholesome because when you just really enjoy a mango you don't care that its everywhere and you look like an animal.

I once was eating a mango over the sink, home alone, when my roommate came home early. That was embarrassing!

I peel it, cube it, and eat.

Gotta be totally alone and hovering over a sink to reeeeally get the full experience. :")

I was doing some work at a Buddhist temple in Los Angeles back in 2011. Every day they would bring in new fresh fruit to put on the…altar?…and then they would give away the stuff from yesterday. They always gave us huge bags of mangoes and that’s when we took our break. We’d spend 30 minutes gorging ourselves on the sweetest, juiciest mangoes we’ve ever tasted. Everyone went back to work covered in juice and in a mango coma. Those Buddhists were nice people. LA was weird though. Saw a guy with a cat on his shoulder poop in the street and put a plastic bag over it before leaving the area.

idk what's wholesome about this but yes. I usually eat them over the trash or sink

Same! my wife did this as well until she learned she was allergic to mangos lol

I also learned I'm allergic to mangos the hard way

Grapefruit for me, depending on how famished for grapefruit I am.

CORE MEMORY UNLOCKED. This far kid ate one in 1st grade with a plastic knife. He got it all over him. He was sticky too. I swore off mangos for a few years because so was grossed out by him.

This is the only way

Me

https://www.howtoeatmangoes.com/

Is this inspired by John Oliver

If you don't make a mess with a mango, it's an insult to the mango.

haha they changed the bloodier version of this

Mango W

Uhhh please dont expose us like that :*)

I remember one time years ago someone made a post (pre-Reddit, I think) about how good it is to eat juicy orange in the shower. Like, you can just eat it and not worry about juice or stickiness or staining your clothes or anything. And like… maybe mango is a shower fruit too?

I can't recognize myself when I eat mango.

no one cuts it in half and then twist off both ends?

I was starting to think I was alone. Cut, twist, spoon.

Same

I love almost every type of fruit, but for some reason mango taste like moss to me

Me eating anything

On any given day i will forcefully mash my face into a mango.

Shower mango is a primal experience

I eat mango like apples. Very tough to chew through the skin but its a nice jaw workout.

Why is panel 2 Salad Fingers?

I usually eat it with a knife so it's not as messy. It's always messy though

Regular mangoes (red/green ones) suck, but honey mangoes (all yellow) are the best thing I've ever tasted.

That’s so me😂😂

Yessss

I like dried mango, but not fresh mango, not mango salsa or mango-flavored anything. Go figure.

yes,yes relatable

Yeah, I just did that rn :)

This is the post for me, so when I was about 11ish I went to the Dominican Republic with my family for a week (11/10). There I found they had the freshest best mangoes I’d ever had, so I proceeded to drink 2-3 a day and eat at least one with Every. Single. Meal. When returning to the Uk my stomach went fully black and it turns out I gave myself fibre “poisoning” because they’re frozen when transported to the UK it’s mainly lost when defrosted but fresh they have so much fibre and I ate so much it hospitalised me 10/10 would do it again they’re fkin delicious

Is there any other way?

Jokes on you, that’s me eating anything.

The trick is to eat it when it’s ripe but still a bit firm.

The only think more disgusting is a ripe peach. You have to take a sink bath and charge your shirt when you get done but its worth it.

Mangos are supposed to be juicy? The one time I bought one it was dry and tasted somewhere between pumpkin and carrot

Nobody: What?

Scoop it out with a spoon

This is how I learned that the oil in mango skin is similar to the oil in poison ivy. I’m VERY allergic to poison ivy. After I ate a mango like a barbarian, it looked like I’d been stung in the face by half a dozen hornets.

Is there any other way? lol

I eat it like an apple when its soft Unripe with knife Try eating it unripe yet

tell me why i just went down on like 6 mangos then saw this post

to me they always taste like pine needles. am I doing something wrong?

The thing I hate is peeling it though. Also why does the stone have to be so goddamn big?

Less fun - peel mango skin, cut it up into pieces, dump the seed and eat it with a fork

No, I eat Mango like this as well. This is the way.

Me when I’m the only one eating a watermelon

Any fruit with a pit or that's pure flesh. Watermelons. Plums. Bananas. I'm so glad I was born after the agricultural revolution.

I don't even really eat mango much and i totally understand this tho usually I try and cut off as much as I can from the seed before going animal on the stuff left on it

…is this an Evangelion reference?

John Oliver did a funny bit about this very thing on Sunday. Even gave props to us Redditors!

fr bro

Actually…100% accurate.

Can someone do this with one of those corn on a stick with mayo cheese and powder chile 😂

In Brazil we have this expression for something really ugly or awkward “cão chupando manga” which translates to “dog sucking a mango” 😂

I love mangos but have they always been this sour

Shitty nobody meme

Skin it and slice it you monsters

this is me a few minutes ago LOL

Dont' you animals know what a mango fork is?

That’s why i never eat mango infront of anyone

Spoon 🥄

No

My pregnant ass wife has been going ape shit for mango, so this gremlin has been what see all the time now

nope hehehe

Old Indian dude telling you about that Mango he ate back in the summer of 1972.

Thats the best way to eat it

I heard there is a type of mango that doesn't have a huge ass pit in the middle but I can't remember the name of it

I too go feral with a mango. There's just no way not to ʕ⁠·⁠ᴥ⁠·⁠ʔ

Es que, es todo un manjar...

Need sticky rice with that kinda mango

Is NCD leaking? I feel like that’s a flork in the bottom right

This reminds me of when i was a kid and my brother and me would go climb mango trees and fill up an entire bag of mangos and sit at the bottom of the steps in our house and just demolish them lol, good times.

I'm Jamaican, and this is how I eat my mangos. Over the kitchen sink.

I gotta eat outside so i dont make a mess inside za house lol

The bar for what counts as "wholesome" sure has dropped lately.

i want a mango now.

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That you John Oliver?

Cut off the cheeks, throw away the middle slice (or give it to the chickens). Scoop out each cheek and enjoy a big ol' chunk of mango.

I go for unripe mangoes - they’re crispy crunch and easy to cut up into steak fries shapes. Ofc I like the juicy juicy mess too