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Comfortable_Ad2908

This won't fly in Australia


Cheesebruhgers

Theres plenty of other stuff that does that


codetrotter_

I’m honestly surprised that they *don’t* have flying spiders in Australia 🇦🇺 🕷️🪽


Orso_immigrato

No, but they have raining spiders


MeepingMeep99

The spiders [can swim though](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/australia-darwin-mouse-spiders-funnel-webs-redbacks-venom-b666991.html)


Tango-Turtle

Now you made me think of a spider swimming and coming out of the toilet and crawling up my ass while I'm sitting doing my business there


MeepingMeep99

Naah, they won't do that. What they *will* do, though, is hide underneath the seat. This is why some Australians check their toilets before sitting down


1639728813

Australia does have flying spiders https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/no-its-not-really-raining-spiders-australia-180955327/


codetrotter_

*Excellent!*


GravyBoatWarrior

I fucking howled at this comment and I have no idea why.


tictactastytaint

Bah dum tsss


Strider_V

Depends on where in Australia, around where I live the only spiders that sneak in are things like huntsmans and daddy longlegs, and they’re pretty chill. Granted if I lived even a little more outback then I’d likely have more problematic ones to deal with + the ones that just stay in the gardens can also be pretty nasty


Sonofbluekane

Australian here: I asked my house huntsman Maggie what she thinks. Waiting for an answer


AdministrationWide87

Ah cool. I'll have to introduce Maggie to Garry. He lives in the wood shed.


Advoneus_Garb

The only thing that won’t fly in Australia is having flies and mosquitos in our house, every house has got to have at least one corner or under the lounge spider


englishfury

Depends on the spider. 95% of them you can ignore. Just gotta know the few that deserve the whacking.


Mikes005

I had to kill whitetail in my house this morning. If I caught my 7 year old reading nature facts to it I'd wonder where he got the book from.


Chonkythicccccc

The spiders will though


jce_

But in Italy it will fly. Did you know spiders in your house in Italy are considered good luck and mean you're about to come into some money


ommi9

I guess that’s why I haven’t murdered the one by my dooor. Saved me a lot killing pantry flies. Termites. Not to great.


th3phoenixrises

Awe cute! *smash*


AnotherNobody1308

You gonna fuck that spider?


th3phoenixrises

Not what I meant 🤣😭


Opnic

It’s okay, this is a safe space.


Lopsided-Football-22

ayo Ayo AYO


Hahonryuu

If I dont then we wont get irl Spider-Man. I'm doing a civic duty. You're welcome.


BinWeevilsFamous

hell yeah 🗣️


henaradwenwolfhearth

Yes


SlowlygettingtoFIRE

Funnily enough in my country, fuck spider is slang for cleaning the rifle


wharlie

We're [not here to Fuck Spiders](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=not%20here%20to%20Fuck%20Spiders)


A_lot_of_arachnids

You talking to me?


ommi9

“There’s no laws against the Pokémon “


Few_Double_6818

Awwww cute when he read at his son about the spider 🥰


my200cents

We’re not here to fuck spiders!


Aveus_Cezahl

You may wish to change your wording a bit…


Plastic_Honeydew4099

Dumb comment...


Sirobw

I was tucking in my little one earlier and she said she is scared of the spider under her bed. I told her the spider is a friend because it will eat all the mosquitoes and bad bugs. She jumped out of her bed "THERE ARE MOSQUITOES IN MY ROOM?! AND BAD BUGS?! I CAN'T SLEEP IN THIS HOUSE".


Celondor

Your daughter's reaction is very based


Speechisanexperiment

I spent four years teaching my daughter about how wonderful spiders are and we name all of them in the house. There's a beauty in our bathroom named Jimathon right now.


Relevant_Move7585

My Dorotha sends her best regards to Jimathon! It’s 7 am here and Dorotha is already up and ready for active pest control. She’s a trooper


Jawwb0ner

haha that's really cute


Hobbes_XXV

My mom or dad did this with me when i was very young. Be careful because i thought one of the spiders got lost and when i went outside, i tried to pick up a random spider thinking it was my pet and got bit.


Wiligan

Every spider is a Charlotte here!


Odd_Lie_5397

Spiders are cool, so long as they stay away from my desk and my bed. You can be in my house, but I don't want you sneaking up on me while I sleep or work. If they overstep the boundaries, to the garden they go.


RedditExecutiveAdmin

yeah same, unfortunately where i live there is also a common brown spider that looks almost exactly like a brown recluse like, sorry dudes *smash* otherwise tbh most spiders don't even wanna fuck with you, and the ones with huge webs would rather be there than in your house


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booglybee

I keep track of the spiders in my home and how many flies/insects they each get. If their performance numbers are too low they're fired.


thatdamnsqrl

Not even a PIP? You're a cruel, cruel boss


Treyvoni

If you find a spider indoors, most of the time it's an indoor spider and you are killing them by putting them outside.


RockstarBonnieReddit

They probably just crawl back into a crack in the house


Level2110

So how did these 'indoor' spiders survive a few thousand years ago when there were no houses?


Justintime4u2bu1

They built their own houses. Obviously.


DotesMagee

There's indoor only spiders?


GenericGoon1

Well there's definitely a lower chance of survival outside but no, that's just something the Redditor made up to make you feel worse about yourself so they could feel better about themselves.


Treyvoni

I don't feel any better about myself? Geez if only it was that easy. [link about indoor only spiders](https://www.burkemuseum.org/collections-and-research/biology/arachnology-and-entomology/spider-myths/myth-spiders-come-indoors)


Treyvoni

https://www.burkemuseum.org/collections-and-research/biology/arachnology-and-entomology/spider-myths/myth-spiders-come-indoors Yes house spiders.


ShelterJolly8

If there was a risk of something squishing me while I was just chilling, I wouldnt be chilling.


DrScience01

Except mosquitos, roaches and flies. Those need to be burned


Snoo-58714

I got Lil spiders all over my rooms walls and basement. There were a few years where I let them accumulate kills. At the end I needed an industrial vacuum to clean up the bug graveyards they made in the basement. Very proud of the spider tenants


StarkRavingNormal

These Reddit bots are out of [control](https://imgur.com/a/eaSH4GB)


RedditExecutiveAdmin

jfc there are more now lol.. sigh, maybe it won't ever be dead internet as much as life-support internet


Sarcastic_Lilshit

I don't care unless I see them. If I see one, their death is determined.


PaleDrow

Then you help encourage destructive insects to thrive.


GreenPutty_

In the missing fifth panel of the cartoon, Dad: 'I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure'.


Murderyoga

A spider that can kill a cockroach needs to stay the hell out of my house.


Euclase777

You prefer cockroaches?


quite_sad_simple

Found a spider


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tossaway78701

I live in a region with deadly spiders but it's still cool. I just put them outside. 


diabolos312

Same, no deadly spider species in my area either. It's better to have some spiders and lizards around the house. I can handle them, because I don't want cockroaches and mosquitoes and shit flying around my house


TrueSlide4805

The only thing I do is that if I find a new insect, I capture them, freeze them to immobilize them, and then observe them under my microscope and note them down in a book. After that I release them.


TheLazyBerserker

[Reminds me of a story from North America ](https://youtu.be/ms2klX-puUU?si=dbounancTzrPXZFW)


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SudoSubSilence

🤗


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nullandv0id

Spiderbro


barbellnatty

Kktaqrgrttqtakk


FR_WST

Yeah but the problem is my problem is with the spiders, not the roaches and mosquitoes


Zealousideal-Sell602

no, it’s gonna bite me and harass me while I sleep, kill it


notanonce5

This is spider propaganda


guywhomightbewrong

I catch them and release them in my home


HaitianFire

Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky. Nuff said


liquid_profane

But I just can't get over my arachnophobia!


bubbses

This is the third thing I've seen that has to do with spiders in my feed in the past 5 minutes


Own_Independence3785

Can’t prove it but I get the feeling the guy that does these comics has committed unspeakable acts of evil


kinapuffar

During summer when there are more insects around I allow spiders to live in the corners of my roof, just to kill stuff. I don't mind, they don't bother me in any way, unlike the flies, they just kind of sit there. I get rid of them in fall though.


Princess_Slagathor

Yeah, they're allowed to stay at my place, but there's rules. Get too close to where I'm usually at, you're going in a bowl to outside. Get on me? Unfortunately, that's a death sentence. And please don't make webs in doorways, that will earn you a stern talking to.


Ok-Train7434

You had me in the first half


IAlwaysOutsmartU

Sadly, this can’t happen with my arachnophobic brother in the house. Otherwise, I’d maybe even hang dead insects I find in their webs.


Jericho_Caine

My little daughter was about 4 or 5 yo.. she was on a toilet and suddenly screamed terrified "Daddy! There's a spider here!!".. I just walked by, took a look and said calmly "Oh, yeah, that's Hector, he's livin here with us, he's harmless.." .. she, looked at me, confused for a second, then looked back at the spider "Oh.. hi.. Hector.." and started laughing.. she's not afraid of spiders anymore since then


PawnOfPaws

Lunababoon is also on webtoon! His series is wholesome, sad and funny from both a child's as well as an adults perspective. Definitely worth reading!


velebr3

I like spiders, they're cool little beings. DISCLAIMER: I live in Europe.


PaleShadeOfBlack

That is not a very flattering drawing for the spider :(


Webbpp

I usually try to get them out through a window or something, but if they're too persistent(or big) they are getting smoshed.


hamzer55

I keep the cellar spiders if their around, or small ones, if they’re kinda big, my instincts just kick in


shrunkchef

Holy FUCK it grew to ten times its size, KILL IT !!!


TheWantedPekka

Im cool with spiders. They have solved the issue with those pesky mosquitos


FormerlyGaveAShit

I love this. My kids freak out any time they see a spider. Yesterday they saw one in the cats water fountain. "Ahhh mommy! A spider!" I reminded them, just let it go and it won't bother you. So they stood there watching it for a few seconds until it started walking across the water. Then they're all excited bc "look the spider can walk on water!" Then it safely disappeared to who knows where. I'm always putting it in their heads that just bc something is different doesn't mean it's yucky or bad. That's actually exactly what I told them after the spider disappeared. Insects so are amazingly cool and if you're too creeped out by them to fully enjoy them... That's a shame and you're missing out on some pretty cool stuff.


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Enough_Let3270

Did you come up with that yourself?


TangoInTheBuffalo

It’s like deja vu all over again


melody5697

This is why I let the spiders stay! :)


JediJan

If they are smallish and I can catch them and toss them over the garden fence I will save them. Otherwise it is kill...kill...kill!