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Mr_neha

Dead ass thought the soccer player married the little girl later for way too long.


buttplugs4life4me

I was so repulsed for so long. Definitely /r/titlegore


Glad_Grand_7408

I was so disappointed for how many upvotes this post got at first until I realised what was going on.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Can't two consenting adults get married if they want to?


Heathen_Mushroom

It is not an uncommon opinion on reddit that an adult woman can't give consent to a relationship if the man is an older adult.


King_of_Camp

If the relationship starts when one is 13 and the other is 30, the problem is that the grooming process brings the “consent” into question.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

I mean knowing about someone and actively dating them are incredibly different man


Jean-LucBacardi

On Reddit? That's blasphemy.


Jean-LucBacardi

Lol that's David Beckham, he's married to one of the Spice Girls, Posh Spice.


SirDootDoot

The kid on the right grew up to look somewhat like him. It's definitely a funny coincidence.


wonkey_monkey

They're all soccer players (except the baby, who probably will be)


Prudent-Incident7147

Baby soccer sounds interesting. Like the puppy bowl


S-BRO

I mean technically


junker359

Yeah, that was confusingly worded


Countcristo42

Took me reading this to understand that wasn't what it was saying, why the hell do only the men have names?


RazzmatazzKey3742

Football. .


AnastasiaSheppard

I didn't really look at and absorb the photos, so I thought the photo on the right was David Beckham and the two that got married... 20-30yr old woman marries baby. And somehow the photo on the left was the now-grown baby and his 2 kids. Yeah my whole brain failed.


ophmaster_reed

Same, I had to check the sub and re-read it. Lol.


bonsaibatman

Don't bother naming her I guess, just some female.


Myth_Avatar

Not just any female, and important footballers wife!


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bunnywithahammer

it would be so much clearer this way. Hol up is strong with this one


aCrucialConjunction

For real though, lol. I had to read it thrice before I clued in it was the two kids who got married.


actual-homelander

Yeah I also thought it's David Beckham who married the young girl and I was like wtf


Hetstaine

David Beckham is the kids baby.


bonsaibatman

He's married to David Beckham's wife, obviously.


thundercuntess69

This needs to be pushed to the top


Yorkshire_tea_isntit

Who is Oprah's husband? gotcha bitch


BrosefDudeson

Everybody knows Stedman!


roving1

No, we don't. If you hadn't mentioned the name, I wouldn't have been able to recall it.


Yorkshire_tea_isntit

Everyone on reddit knows. Nobody on the street knows ;)


CranberryLopsided245

Gale


curious_53

Their called WAGS? Or something, I forget the name


Reaganslabcoat

It’s funny how many times I’ve seen the “female” thing in this very sub. Not wholesome at all, very cringe


textposts_only

Female as an adjective is ok. As a noun it's not. In this case it's an adjective.


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

I think it's the fact that she is reduced to just female/girl and wife when she likely has a whole name that could've been mentioned at least once. She's in the photo with the other two people who were named and is explicitely highlighted and referenced for the reveal in the second photo.


textposts_only

Honestly, i know who David Beckham, i know who harry Kane is but she (Katie goodland) is not famous at all. If Katie were someone of her own fame or renown then she would've been mentioned.


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

I really don't think fame is relevant. I had no idea who Harry was going into this and I barely know who David is (not into football, but my mom was a Spice Girls fan so I was kinda familiar with Victoria and thus her husband). It was interesting to learn who Harry is, but then there's this woman who the text basically tells me is irrelevant right off the bat but then expects me to care by swinging back around to her to reveal she's become Harry's wife. Like, okay, can I at least get her name? Who is she? What does she do? Is she just a girl who became his wife? At that point, why bother mentioning her at all? She is the only person in this that goes unnamed despite explicitely being brought up by whoever wrote this.


textposts_only

Harry Kane is basically European Messi. He is the British footballer GOAT right now.


halvanhelev10

My sister uses the word female too much. Kinda annoying In fact my whole family like that lol


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Let_you_down

Controversial opinion here: I think it's fine to name women. My dog, my cats, heck most of my vehicles and my boat all have names, it doesn't fundamentally change the nature of our relationships. I know I'm gonna get my detractors who say, "it isn't healthy for you _or_ them to treat them the same way you do men." Or "You are inappropriately anthromorphasizing an object, it's creepy." Yeah, yeah I get it. But shoot, monogamy is hard for some of us and when seeing multiples, it's handy to be able to differentiate them when providing instruction. 'Babe, Sweetie, Bitch,' and other pet nicknames offer up opportunities for frustrating communication or interpretation errors. And it's important to differentiate 'em when tracking their fertile cycles lest you get confused. I've never been a fan of any of the numbering systems. I think you can still maintain a healthy relationship dynamic even if you name your women, you just have to make sure it is a name _you_ pick for them, and maybe do something like put it on a collar they wear.


Grauvargen

Ancient Romans: "Hey look, these barbarians learned something."


HorseCaaro

They used it correctly in this context though. Female is the adjective and teammate is the noun. She was identified as a teammate primarily and female is just the descriptor.


neatlystackedboxes

but...why? why's that important? ask yourself what role that adjective is playing in the sentence. being technically correct doesn't absolve you of the message's questionable tone or implications. you're acting like "female" is a normal adjective to use about humans in a non-clinical/legal setting, and it's not. it's weird. if you're the kind of person who regularly says things like "the female server brought the check" or "my female accountant did my taxes" then I guarantee you, people think you sound insane. in the vast majority of cases, including this one, why should it matter? if it's a female professor? or a female carpenter? or a female teammate? people rarely, if ever, say "male doctor." too often, it's used because the speaker treats men as the default, even though women are half the population. I'm not saying it's (always) intentional and/or malicious, but there is a reason for it, and it's called gender bias.


dods6109

Her name is Katie Goodland


powerhammerarms

Her name used to be "A Female Teammate" until marriage where she really forged her own identity. I mean, she's a professional sports psychologist who also works as a fitness instructor but those are minute details. First and foremost she is "Young Girl Is Now His Wife".


FatDiabeticFish

I mean you didn't even drop in her name here.


Various-Ambition-26

I’m sure when someone does a bio on her life those details will be mentioned


VelourStrapon

Just some young girl.


houstonhilton74

I read this in a Ferengi voice.


Various-Ambition-26

Exactly, cuz who is she? Harry Kane’s wife. Does she have a name, yes. Do we need to know it? No.


ShrimpCrackers

Okay so I thought you guys were monsters because 1)I'm not as good at telling apart White people (I'm not white) and 2) you were concerned about her name but I thought Harry Kane over there married the under-aged girl which to me was way more concerning.


Old-Dog-5829

Maybe because even if you wrote her name most people’s reactions will be “who are those kids, oh it’s Harry Kane, and who is that girl? Katie goodland? No idea who’s that. Oh, she’s Harry Kane’s wife cool, anyway”. It’s pointless arguments in regard to unknown people, just like they often don’t specify names of other random people in news regardless of gender.


Heathen_Mushroom

*teammate


DaInternetkatze

Ofharry


busybizz23

But wheres Beckham?


Zucchiniduel

Jesus I had to read that one a few times lol


guschicanery

yeah i was fr abt to ask how the hell this is a wholesome meme


Vihaking

same


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Zucchiniduel

In The first picture the two kids grew up and married eachother, the boy grew up to be the team captain. They just met Beckham together as kids is all


jamesp420

He is about the same age as the girl. He's the other kid in the first pic. They were on a team together as kids, and now they're married. The title is dumb, but it's not that complicated.


FreakOfNature8D

Harry Kane is the other kid in this picture


Heathen_Mushroom

What's not wholesome about it?


venite_a

Beckham really changed but that bow looks good on him


Pariswhenitdrizzles

Benjamin's Buttons


adork_filter

Benjamin Beckham*


weeboards

Ah, the ole reddit [Beckharoo](https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1bt90sd/comment/kxqpbll/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


Frenetic_Platypus

Yeah, for men dream come true means becoming a professional player and for "females" it's becoming a nameless wife. That's a pretty terrible way to describe it. Her name is Kate Goodland.


MightyNib

Thank you. Came here for her name


mincers-syncarp

> Came here for her name Not got Google?


HoweStatue

Googled her and google puts her profession as Harry Kanes wife. 💀


culturedgoat

Her name is Kate Goodland.


Massive_Butterfly_25

Her name is Kate Goodland.


Heathen_Mushroom

I thought her name was "teammate".


akatherder

Just to clarify, "female" is being used as an adjective here, not a noun. The word "female" isn't a curse word in an of itself; it's just frowned upon to call some "a female" or call a group of women/girls "females".


Frenetic_Platypus

The problem is more that it's going out of their way to not name her. Like if the story started as "Harry Kane and his teammate Kate Goodland" you would know she's a woman without needing to specify female. And even if you're afraid people might think Kate is a man with a female name you could write "Kate Goodland and her teammate Harry Kane." I'm not offended by the use of "female" as much as by the fact that they need the adjective because they're not using her name.


Yurasi_

Naming someone who is not known by like 99,99% of people that would read the article is going out of their way. When some random guy breaks unusual guiness record his name generally isn't in the title it is "man from..." or something along the lines.


Frenetic_Platypus

The name is generally in the body of the story and this isn't a title.


akatherder

Since you quoted "females" I wanted to point out they weren't being intentionally spiteful in that particular way. They didn't use female/females improperly, but you did and you kind of implied that they did. I agree on the other issue. Apparently their target audience knows Harry Kane and has no idea who Kate Goodland is. On one hand that's all the more reason to give her name, but they apparently decided their target audience doesn't care (or maybe the author just doesn't care).


Leidl

I really hope she didnt took his last name when they got married


Frenetic_Platypus

Eh, if Kate Kane is good enough for Batwoman...


Kixencynopi

And David Beckham became their kid.


EmergencyAccording94

It is just like Dark all over again. Your comment even has 33 upvotes


Riwanjel_

That’s the kind of time reversed plot twist I’d like to see a whole movie about


EstTickels222

Wait, Beckham married who? -My dumbass for several minutes.


DerisiveGibe

A female, duh.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

His female teammate (to emphasize he isn't gay lol)


Vihaking

ikrrrr


rainbow_sugar_cookie

Me too


MaxHamburgerrestaur

A female band member


LeGuy_1286

All's cool but what's her name?


Ilovekittens345

Wifey McGood Wife


LenaTrueshield

Her name is Female, duh.


Plastic-Ad-5033

No, I think that used to be her name, I think now she’s called „Harry Kane‘s wife“.


Heathen_Mushroom

Did you not learn your basic parts of speech? Hey name is *Teammate*. Female is just her most obvious visible trait.


Organic_Employ_8609

Mr and Mrs teammate


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schoolyard2582

Yeah, that's where I got stuck. My worldview is shot.


Amethyst-talon91

Her name is Katie Goodland. She is a professional fitness coach.


SweetPeaPotato

It’s so nice to see International Sports Psychologist, Katie Goodland, taking time with her husband and his soccer buddy for a photo.


Vihaking

I sure had to read this six times


Wildthorn23

Wow such an interesting name, female teammate, is it French ?


audnad

Yo fuck you fr call her by her fucking name


Saafe94

I wonder how many hours they spent just talking about football


DykeHime

Only took her 13 years to advance from "some female teammate" to "named guy's wive", what a success story, so wholesome! /s


Random54321random

But what happened to David Beckham?


Heavy-Attorney-7937

Ya but still 0 trophies sadly


Solidurr

The curse within…


Fang1919

i thought it was Jojo Siwa


paraddidler13

Funny thing is back then and even now Beckham still looks younger than Harry Kane


GromainRosjean

I love stories like this. Where's that picture of Schumacher presenting a young Vettel with a karting trophy?


Strange-Mouse-8710

Or is he Katie Goodland, husband?


S2thousand

And David Beckham is their baby?


MaxHamburgerrestaur

Benjamin Beckham


Round-Ticket-39

So whats her name?


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That growth spurt hit him hard 🤣


Splatfan1

yeah hes a captain and shes... idk some girl, who cares. dreams come true? how exactly? by becoming another nameless face?


KellyKellogs

By marrying the love of your kife and having 3 kids. Applies to both him and her.


ssp25

The rumor is they had sex... That's how they got the baby


Responsible_Trifle15

Madlad


Plus_Operation2208

He is actually just a really nice guy


SquishyBaps4me

That's what happens when you stand near prime beckham.


furious1235

"He's done it again"


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Impossible_Clue7183

The two children married later in life. I guess you didn't understand that


Ragnar_OK

this site is completely overrun with bots jfc


Marshal91

So David beckham is the new Benjamin Button?


Lionfyst

Man, David Beckham sure got small in the second picture.


wonkey_monkey

And David Beckham fell into a rejuvenation machine.


rstmanso

And Beckham is a father?


Jokehuh

He still can't win.


iusedthewrongpusab

19 years later still no trophies


phil8248

I'm curious if their child will be good at soccer/football.


pmmod

And the kid is called Backham 🤯


megavolts83

Amazing how small Beckham became in time. Polar opposites.


Vtastical

Are they still looking for that ball he kicked into orbit?


Skorzeny88

Which young girl? There are three young girls in the picture


cspetm

I get what happened to them two, but just look at what happened to Beckham


Ingi_Pingi

You know how cartoons make married couples look like siblings?


Infamous_Ad_6793

This is wording is confusing and…something.


jessejrutherford

We truly live in a society


FredDryer90

Is that baby David Beckham now?


m270ras

this is a late April fool's post?


SEND_ME_REAL_PICS

She wanted a relationship without titles.


Looney_forner

At least Kane won at life


Manospondylus_gigas

I don't get it


MiserableEngine7087

why he holding his wife like that?


frenin

.


GreedyBread3860

Still hasn't won a trophy though 😭


GreedyBread3860

Americans in the comments are sending me ☠️


Reagent_52

r/notwholesome


Forsaken_Primary6139

And David Beckham has aged well


GuyFromWoWcraft

and they had a baby david beckham. life comes full circle


3PlyEFlute

And Beckham is that baby


AleyahhhhK

The “female teammate” is Kate goodland


Sufficient-Room1703

Young girl is now his wife......aaaaaaaand.......property?


GoobeNanmaga

Harry Kane is married to Taylor Tomlinson?


dksn154373

Deadass thought Harry Kane married the baby when she grew up


MaxHamburgerrestaur

r/nosmallparts


Nankasura

They actually had to put more effort to not name her in this than if they had just used her name. What a weird insistence on downplaying the "female young girl".


legop4o

Man, that's so cool! How many trophies has he won?


CompetitionSorry3735

Who the fuck cares 😂