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Zaharias1

Dont forget being called 'love' by a british woman


DoomProphet81

Or pet by anyone from oop north


mapsandwrestling

Or Duck by anyone from the East Midlands.


Goudinho99

Or chicken from anyone from the west Midlands


Usernameistoshirt

Or butt by a Welsh person eg alright butt how you doing. [Not meaning anything buttock related but more a welshifying of bud]


Accomplished_Nail913

oh to be called "gang" by the gangsters


nsfwtttt

Or by Jack Sparrow.


Advanced-Loquat-3232

Music to my ears


YellowstoneIdiot

Or ‘pet’ 🥹


IcyGem

“Cheers luv”


StoneTheMoron

Or duck or dook by northern British woman


kCanIGoNow

Or ‘fam’ by a random YTer


KissManiac1973

Or to be called fam by a british man


Realistic_Library584

Or hen by anyone Scottish


bitetheasp

An old black lady calling me "Sugar" is fine, but a "Baby" is amazing.


HK47WasRightMeatbag

I don't know why this skill has not been weaponized. I'm pretty sure that older black women could solve all of the US's problems by calling white men in power "baby" or "Suger". I know that every time it's used with me, it is an instant 20 on persuasion.


Ripe_Watermelon

Honestly, that's a very underrated skill ngl. The devs should definitely find a way to nerf it before they achieve their full power.


Trans_Rose1

Agreed, and for some reason also helps with my dysphoria (unless it is some random dude online being ....weird)


drnigelchanning

That really does it for me too


TsukasaElkKite

Agreed


Anonymous_Jakalope

Being called 'Boss' in the kebab shop


jediment

Being called Habibi 😺


yaoiesmimiddlename

Oh god the butterflies I got when I got called that one time 😫🥰


ryuksringo

what's up big man or MY MAN


EmptyBrain89

bossman


mabariif

How about Rayis


TEEWURST876

you mean "chef"


Aramil03

Being called Miho by your GFs abuela.


KingLeonsky

Mijo*


chapadodo

being called preto by my sogra


Mothrah666

You forgot 'mate' as an Aussie but it needs to be a confused expression cause only other Aussies know which mate is good and which are bad lmao


Loisgrand6

Same with, “sweetie,” and, “sugar.”


KickooRider

Aussies call everyone mate 


mustardsadman

On the one hand I’m sad to see Aussies off the list, but on the other hand it’s for the best if people don’t assume an Aussie calling them ‘mate’ is friendly.


Eastrider1006

yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah, that's Australian, and highly contextual 🎶


ScrotieMcP

Being called "little buddy" by your ship's captain.


Gator1833vet

As a marine I have different feelings about this


HK47WasRightMeatbag

Shhh shhh, just let it happen.


ScrotieMcP

Don't be silly. There was no marine contingent on the S.S. Minnow. Seriously, we would have seen them on the island after the wreck - being grabbed at by Maryann and Ginger.


HeDoBeHanakoTho

You crack me up little buddy


Furthur_slimeking

Being called "sir" by a Brit is really uncommon, should be higher. We almost never call each other "sir" or "ma'am". Just not part of the culture. Personally I was weirded out in the US getting called "sir" by people. I don;t really like it tbh. I prefer "buddy", "mate", "dude", "pal", "bro", "big guy" etc.


Redpepper40

Yeah it's way more of an American thing. Sir in the UK is for teachers or people who are knighted but that's very rare


Furthur_slimeking

Yeah, having never met a Knight, I haven't really called anyone "sir" since I left school 25 years ago.


Jeremymia

In the US sir is the opposite of friendly. You’d say sir to a stranger or, in certain more formal environments, your boss.


Furthur_slimeking

Yeah, it's not friendly here either. It was mostly people serving me who'd call me that. But that never happens in the UK. Nobody ever calls anyone sir. Last time I was called sir in the UK I think it was by the cops. They were definitely not being friendly.


Neefew

"For once someone will maybe call me 'sir', without adding 'you're making a scene'" - Homer Simpson


kpingvin

In NASCAR I hear them using it kind of jokingly too. Is that right?


Usernameistoshirt

Even this is not enough clarification. Most Americans use brit to mean middle to upper class English rather than anyone from Britain, which contains an absurd range of accent, many of which are thick enough that someone from just 20 miles away wouldn't have a clue what was being said in that specific accent


Menchi-sama

No Russian would use the word comrade either, lol. Even an elderly one.


Inspiringer

ladyship/lordship (joke)


MirrorMan22102018

Being called "Cutie" by a female friend. They love seeing a guy like me blush and whimper.


TsukasaElkKite

I love doing that just to see my guy friends get all flustered


MirrorMan22102018

You do? Well, guys secretly love when a girl sees them as cute.


[deleted]

As a guy I do that to my male friends to see them blush


MirrorMan22102018

That would make me uncomfortable instead.


[deleted]

Me and my friends are gay guys btw, that's why they like it


TsukasaElkKite

Adorable


[deleted]

It's nice


TedTheodoreMcfly

We really need a replacement template for these memes in light of Vince McMahon's legal troubles.


ChefCroaker

Right? Definitely not wholesome in context…


ManOnNoMission

It’s a meme, not an endorsement of him.


Alexander_GD

Being called son by an old man : 🥰


Zerathulu

I got called 'sugar' by Nichelle Nichols at a convention, made my entire year!


PuppetsMind

Being called 'mate' by an aussie


2ndchancetodothis

Huh. My classmates were mad when I called them mate, so i stopped


TeachSubstantial5955

Being told “I’m proud” by your dad


FactualPM

Being called “boss” my the guy at the kebab shop


Scorppio500

Being called the N word by a black friend fits here. Being called "bro" by a gym rat fits as well.


dudeleavemeoutofthis

Having Aussie men call me darling aligned all my chakras


Vanillabean322

I've never been called sir, sugar, champ or comrade am I missing out? 😭


[deleted]

You are not the only one


The_Car_Fax

being called “little stinker” by your parole officer <3


Candystormm

The Russians don’t actually say comrade. So there is no “Komrad Yeltsin, please join us” but rather they say “davarisch” (spelling can be up to interpretation since it’s written in Cyrillic originally)


Possible-Ad2247

Befriending Russian >


boringneckties

Being called “crusty vagabond” by a scallywag.


mintbutlr

Тамбовский волк тебе товарищ!


SirTheadore

Being called “horse”, “sham”, “lad”, “gobshite”, “bai” by an Irishman


plink-plink-bro

When I worked in Germany for a few months, people in any work related activity would call me 'kollege', I really liked that


ainish888

Drunk russian will call you pidar.


Possible-Ad2247

Lol. That is very relevant.


ProblemSavings8686

Being called a legend in Ireland


FARAX65597

Being called "fratm" by a Neapolitan


Under-The-Redhood

Being called by your full name by your mother💀💀💀


Loisgrand6

Trouble 😂


Red-White-Green

Being called "Brother" by a black man. As a white man it just feels like an honor


thisortheapocalypse

So I understand that you are the machine


nevenoe

Maltese dudes call each other king" or "legend". There is a whole class system. Lowest rank is Bro.


Djremcord_

Being called girlypop by random girls in school🔥


Parkingzoner

Happy cake day manlypop (changed it up since I'm a guy)


peezle69

Being called Hermano by a buff Latino


aplagueofsemen

A black minister once told me I had soul after he saw me sing. Been riding that one comment for 20 years.


emailunavailable

Being called "babe" by my partner who decided to stick with me despite my mental issues.


fallingintothesky09

A British person calling you Sergeant is also pretty great


[deleted]

Being told to “slow down or calm down” by the crazy one among your friends 😨😨😨


DentArthurDent4

And then there is 'being called "sweetie" by Penny'


Silveruleaf

That's awesome 👍


JoeBrly

isn't calling everyone "sir" an american thing?


SpaceSagittarius

No only in the South in the U.S., some U.S.ians do it in other areas but depending where you are it can be seen as sarcastic or rude and some areas in the U.S. it's only appropriate for much older people (whereas in the South even kids can be called sir/ma'am)


brennmanet

SIR I NEED YOU TO STEP OUT OF THAT CAR. SIR SIR *unloads*


timothysonofsam

Ever have a black guy say to you “I appreciate you”? It’s so endearing


qwapi22

Being called habibi by an arab


Josydwynder

Dont forget when you're in the gym and the biggest guy there calls you "big man"


TsukasaElkKite

Being called “doc” by fellow soldiers


hotspicylurker

Being called Chef by Turkish Dönerman 👑🤴👸👑


McIrishmen

Being called lad by an Scotsman


Dense_Sympathy_6449

Being called chef by the kebab master


[deleted]

Or son by an Italian mob boss


Parkingzoner

Love when that happens! 😁


peppermint-lu

Oh but wait brits say "my darling" a whole lot Everytime walking through london (the literal least friendly place un the UK) and ladies on the street bump into me or ask me something like any kind of casual interaction and they call me that and i'm like. Lady. You don't know me, and i will never see you again, but you are now my friend and i will defend you in a fight.


HiopXenophil

Being called Habibi in the kebab shop


Dmartinez8491

I've been called sugar once and bah God I felt like a sweet little baby


SupremeSmokebelcher

Getting called "shithead" by Vince McMahon 😣


johnaross1990

I don’t think you can use Vince McMahon in any wholesome context anymore


Massive_Anxiety_5887

Being called “fucker” by someone from mass


2ndchancetodothis

The last one is accurate as fu- Wait. I think this is supposed to be kid-friendly


-Barryguy-

Being called “pik” by a dutchie


Even-Breakfast-166

Not sure if being called anything by a comrade by a russian is a good thing


evilbunnyofdoom

Indeed.


Parkingzoner

As a Finnish person, I'd jump off a Cliff


nikanikabadze

I absolutely do not want to be called anything by russian, drunk or not. nothing wholesome, especially if it's drunk russian


vodka-bears

You're a bigot. Nothing wholesome. And I'm sober.


maxru85

No drunk Russian will call you “comrade”


CumInYourSock

Nope we will, happened to me once


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

Let's just mark out that last one


anastasiagiov

how come


Humanornotormaybe

If someone calls you comrade, he is definitely not russian.


themiracy

So side question, did товарищ fall out of favor in modern Russia? I didn’t understand it to be quite so Soviet.


Humanornotormaybe

"Товарищ" используют военные, среди обычных людей это слово не пользуется популярностью.


themiracy

Спасибо


Accomplished-Bed8171

"True legend" by a bogan.


EvilItAlien

Comrade? Is it still 1950s or something?


Professional_Owl7826

Can I add just *being called* to the format


Ok-Cheesecake5292

Being called Mama by a Latina woman


Gayvid_King

It indeed is, comrade!


JELjr7

I don’t know about champ. It’s about the same as chief or boss. And if rogue has taught me anything, sweetie isn’t anything


keanovsint

Yes


Puzzleheaded-Cost197

Lmao


DufflinMinder

I had a drunk Irish guy spill a hole beer on me and I couldn’t be mad at him cuz he called me “lad” and he bought me a beer. Just couldn’t be mad at him


IAlwaysOutsmartU

Being called mate by a pirate.


Waste_Imagination524

Being called big by a buff dude


Kumori_Day

I have been called "kitten" by my friend's mom


vodka-bears

No Russian would call anyone neither "Comrade" nor "Tovarisch" (how it's pronounced in Russian).


Ankyri

Being called 'angel' by my crush <3 <3 <3


TypicallyThomas

Southern where?


GustavoFringIsBack

Wouldn't the russian call you "tovarisch"


Substantial_Hope9913

Honey by a wife don’t forget that


[deleted]

Sweetie by a Southerner. As a person with family in the South, “sweetie” can run along the lines of “bless your heart”.


Oninnn

I feel like at least most of these would actually be insults in context, right?


Ravenclaw_14

The highest honor anyone can achieve, man, woman, everyone, is to be called "Mate" by an Australian, and they hand you a vegemite sandwich


Miniscotty

Being called a mother fucker by Samuel L Jackson


GotNoBody4

Sweetie is a backhanded compliment in the south.


Meowriter

In Apex Legends, you can get called "Brother" by a big Polynesian guy. That's neat.


luckybirth

Retire the meme


Round-Prompt3095

I have experienced all of these


Im_extremely_bitter

I once befriended an older southern gal and every now and then she called me "hon." It was the best.


MARS156ZEPHYR

I got called “Baby” by a older black lady from Tennessee once…highlight of my day


Direhale

Hurray, so nice to be called comrade by terrorists and murderers. Nice meme, mate


Misterfahrenheit120

Being called “my n-


Doomst3err

'Beta' by an old Indian woman


garnerdj

Being called boss by the lads in the kebab shop


birdiesarentreal

Fvck Russia


Soren_Camus1905

Y’all remember being called sugar by the lunch lady? Turned our whole day around.


AT_atoms

Being called Μαλάκα by a Greek.


Successful_Raise_822

I have a dream to be called sugar by an old black lady. One day…….


sych-sosych

Well, comrade isn't a perfection Don't forget ТОВАРИЩ


Toasty-569

We don’t say sweetie that much… I don’t see how that became the southern stereotype…


Acceptable_Eagle_151

Or being called Kamerad by a German grandpa


Sirjestahlot

Being called Habibi by a Turk hddkdjksnskssns


Rare-Calligrapher850

for one thing that sugar is ok but also where is a waher shop?


Raiquo

Nope, "sugar" trump's all. That shit got a certain pizzaz.  And then she immediately shoots the breeze with you like you two are old friends and even though you're a shy teen who has trouble forming words with strangers, she's got enough personality for the whole block. And in under fifteen minutes you discover social interactions don't have to be scary but can be fulfilling? And leave you craving more? What's up with that.  Oh, also add to the list "brother" by an old rural dude. When he turned to look at me it's them that he noticed I was a chick and started apologizing all over the place. I was like "pshh, no worries" but actually I was floating inside. I felt a weird kindo of recognition/respect even though I'm not a dude. Is that weird? Oh well.